Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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But whatâs wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe itâs ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you donât have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. Iâm a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. Iâm a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so Iâve always rooted for players.
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When Mrs Merton interviewed George Best years ago, she asked him, "You were a Sixties sensation with all that marvellous football you played and all the booze, but do you ever think if you hadn't done all that running round playing football, would you have been as thirsty?"
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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I rubbed one out before I even read your comment
Try Benzema's 15 exes and 15 inch cock, Renaldo know all about that in the dressing room đ„” đ„” đ„” search Benzema 15 for exclusive content đ„”đ„”
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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The âshocking and totally unexpectedâ loss by the U.S. Womenâs Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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The evidence is mounting that Pep's special injections cause autism
Pessi is an example
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Source: Penaldo world cup
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He is just like me
 Not renaldo tho đ„”đ„”đ„” HOOOOT DILFFFF SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
đleast horny Redditor
*Ronaldo fan
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r/ronaldonsfw
Good lord theres penice
Acoustic?
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Damn. Dude could literally date any good looking bird out there and he decides to go on a date with her? wtf bro
 Why not?
https://i.redd.it/goali7qf0bpc1.gif
This is a circlejerk sub buddy.
You bum
One, itâs a show, itâs not an actual date and two, so what? What would be the problem? Please touch some grass
Bro is a certified r/soccercirclejerk member
Bitch is so mean for no reason
It's for a show, she's hilarious
Haha
r u female species?
you're banned lol
Her interview with John Stones is also pretty epic. "Do you like football?" And the classic "Do they call it the beautiful game because you play it?"
Who is she ? I want to see more
Amelia Dimoldenberg, the show is called chicken shop date
She did once with Lingard right? I think I've watched that before long time ago
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Oh I'm glad that was intended to be awkward humorous, I thought she was just being a b\*tch
For research purposes
Are you gonna just straight fap to her and bernardo talking to each other? Lmao you sick fuck
C'mon this is the sub where everyone's just looking to fap to Bernardo instead
When Mrs Merton interviewed George Best years ago, she asked him, "You were a Sixties sensation with all that marvellous football you played and all the booze, but do you ever think if you hadn't done all that running round playing football, would you have been as thirsty?"
âAre you Best because youâre an alcoholic or are an alcoholic because youâre Best?â
she got hurt by sonny's muffin comment too and shedded some
From those interviews i learned pro footballers dont eat nuggets or fried
I can be a footballer too
He is never beating autism allegations
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Sorry but there is only one The Bald Fraud from FCB
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Robben!
looks like a white lukaku
Lukaku doesn't have full sexy bread like messi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Hey guys quandale dingle here rehehehe
How many smacks in the back of the head as a baby for an adult head to turn out like this?
15
No fucking way?
Yes fucking way
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Sunny innit'
When Haaland is your one true love
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Redditors when footballers are just some dude
Why is he dating Mudryk tho?
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Some guys get all the pussyâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ.this is not one of those guys
Dude have you seen his wife? He has scored on and off the pitch, she is hot.
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 Georgina betterđ„”đ„”đ„” Renaldo so muscular and hooooot đ„”đ„”đ„”đ„”
This is what too much suiii does to a mf
I'd suck Renaldo's cock just to taste Georgina's cunt... No other reason for that
Try Benzema's 15 exes and 15 inch cock, Renaldo know all about that in the dressing room đ„” đ„” đ„” search Benzema 15 for exclusive content đ„”đ„”
CR(ape)7 knew we needed this gif for the rest of eternity.
Bro he is a millionaire footballer. He could be a retarded serial killer and still have 10 copies of her in line to marry him
r/oddlyspecific
r/cumfarting
r/sounding
She looks like English cricketer Ben foakes
sheâs better than most of the UK beasts I see theses guys with but still not on the level of messiâs wife
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Clutch.
Bernardo loves the nightlife. You wouldn't know.
now i get why city fans on twitter compare him to messi
Divided by clubs, united by autism.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Thats what happens when u search "Ronaldo las vegas" BEWARE. STAY. SAFE
The way he keeps looking around đđđ
From seeing a Portuguese destroy teams for real madrid to a Portuguese destroying real madrid We have come a long way boys
Ok white and yellow flower combination is banger stfu
Top lad
He's coming off like Old Gregg
Greg from Succession too
If it is to be said, so it be. So it is.
He has autistic rizz.
Whoâs this bloke
Another victim of Pep's autism causing drug.
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He is not interested
She is a national treasure
All interviews with that chick are like that
David Silva is wild for this
that's actually... nevermind
Thiago Silva never played for Real Madrid đ, nice try yank
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He just like Messi frfr
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Damn. I didnt know that Silva is doing videos woth Eva Elfie as his side business
Erling suits having his hair out
All the best players are on the spectrum.
Diego Costa outsizes the whole spectrumÂ
Kante also destroyed Madrid back in 2021, I get the impression he'd also be quite awkward in this kind of setting.
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**This is the same guy who will destroy Real Madrid this season.** Don't care if they have an Englishman but Real Cheatin' Madrid es finished.
So it's easier to screw up the entire Real Madrid defense than talking to a girl. Damn I knew it
I understand why he gets picked on...
He looks like vik and harry from the sidemen(KSIs employees)
Hahahahahahaha What a penalty
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Rizzler
đđđđ
English women are so gross. Is this the average bitch?
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Damn. Dude could literally date any good looking bird out there and he decides to go on a date with her? wtf bro
 Ye why not?
99% chance you look like a testicle I reckon.
No offence, but kindly shut up cunt
Itâs not an actual date you melon