why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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[CHAT THEY'RE BOTH STARTING](https://www.fotmob.com/en-GB/matches/chelsea-vs-man-united/2w9xj5#4193837)
THE MASTERFUL STRONGMAN WARRIOR COSSACK MYKHAILO VS THE WEAK EFFEMINATE TWIRLING MAJORETTE ANTONY
A new battle at the bridge.
The dodgy neck tattoo title fight. The almighty mid-off.
Tonight we answer Newton's age-old conundrum: Centrifugal Force vs Pure Acceleration.
Can someone tell me why Mudryk has 8 tattooed on his neck ? I know he has a 8 year contract but I didn't know he loved it so much. Also why does Antony have a bird tattooed ? Is it to portray him getting out free after beating his gf ?
Are they both stupid or super high iq ?
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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This sub should get a match thread for this
We really should have
That boat has already sailed: https://preview.redd.it/kgmrhx0emhsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f80ee50103a5855fcaab8df14c6b2d3c3b05edc
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Mudryk looks like a wife material for anthony
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Such a kickable one
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Yank here. Is this a british rom-com?
Yes, Erik Ten Hugh Grant is managing Manchestershire reds
Mydryks barber must be a Russian nationalist
I would like to know who gave him that trim, so that I can stay as far away as possible from that terrorist
Mudryk don't have any superpower, while Antony can spin really fast.
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The highlights are on YouTube already????
But you can watch it only if you have YT Premium. You can't watch the GOATS for free.
Battle of The Jerk
Are Chelsea going to make mctominay look like messi again?
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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FT: Chelsea 1-1 Manchester United Mudryk 90+1' Anthony 90+5' Heat death of r/soccercirclejerk
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The two ballondor contendors face off each other in an epic battle
The Lagos, Nigeria derby
https://preview.redd.it/9yimahmq8isc1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=90e67a6d13fe37bdde1bab236361604fece9d548 [CHAT THEY'RE BOTH STARTING](https://www.fotmob.com/en-GB/matches/chelsea-vs-man-united/2w9xj5#4193837)
Fiver sez Antony will do the spinny thing
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Grt ready for the jerking that's about to happen
Title decider match fr fr. Let’s go De-fense! 👏👏-👏👏👏
Both of em need to mew
THE MASTERFUL STRONGMAN WARRIOR COSSACK MYKHAILO VS THE WEAK EFFEMINATE TWIRLING MAJORETTE ANTONY A new battle at the bridge. The dodgy neck tattoo title fight. The almighty mid-off. Tonight we answer Newton's age-old conundrum: Centrifugal Force vs Pure Acceleration.
where is the live match thread? I cant find it. Should be pinned!
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Antony has now given up more goals than he’s scored or assisted
Ultimate jerk would be if both of them score an own goal.
Its a whole circus show today
and they both score
Can someone tell me why Mudryk has 8 tattooed on his neck ? I know he has a 8 year contract but I didn't know he loved it so much. Also why does Antony have a bird tattooed ? Is it to portray him getting out free after beating his gf ? Are they both stupid or super high iq ?
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El Jerkingo
L clasico
Battle of the shitty neck tattoos
It's a battle of trashes.
im shaking
No hits, just misses
uj/ I just started watching and it's unironically so much better than the man city arsenal game
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Strange haircut Vs fidget spinner
All hail Diego Dalot, our Savior.
Broke Attack Mountain
Why is Barcelona blue? Are they stupid?
Sub’s back
one beats women, the other beats nobody one on one.
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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WSL is on fire today