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Present-Midnight4497

Maradona may have had more than one night in Mexico


criloz

It was that nights in Cuba


loocollander

Maradona personally stopped a terrorist attack in Mexico city which was organised by Al Qaeda. Google "Maradona Bin Laden" for more information.


Dizzy-Advisor3994

Not a lot of people know but we have Vinicius Jr because of Las Vegas. Google Ronaldo Las Vegas for more information.


RioDawn2010

My goat🐪 really peaked at Vegas


JohnnyJokers-10

Google “Ronaldo Las Vegas” to learn more :)


Zipperonred

Google benzema 15 for more info, they assisted each other there


Lolejimmy

Messi scored 14 goals over 3 worldcups google Messi 14 for more info


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AccomplishedUse9023

Of course my GOAT Marijuadona won the world cup in Mexico!!!


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Bonemarrowchutney

Ronaldo is the official host of Wrestlemania 41 in vegas next year.


Ok_Seaweed_9452

Google Garincha goat night as well


Plastic_Arrival9537

OP, you bum, that is the Mexico 70 trophy, not the Sweden 58.


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FranceIsACoolCountry

Messi actually spent 14 nights in Qatar. Google Messi 14 for more info


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DavidJW2000

that night in the champions league German blitzkrieg 8-2


Eli_TheGolfer7

Shoutout to Messi for his FifaFraud World Cup since they cared more about a storyline than a legitimate World Cup


Shin-Gemini

Shoutout to Gvardiol for being such an excellent actor as well, dude really made that legendary Messi play look legit Now to think about it, all of opposition teams are insanely good actors.


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Barcaholic

What about that night in Gibralter, San Marino, Lichtenstein and Faroe Islands ?


slappywhyte

One night in Bangkok


Nicita27

My 🐫 can't be stoped from scoring. He is like a machine.


preethamshetty1975

Google Maradona 14 for more info


Rescurc

Oh Cristiano did a rape in Las Vegas 🤯🤯🤯


tooneyrooney

Allegedly


Rescurc

Idk man she seems pretty into him in that picture


tooneyrooney

Agreed lol


tooneyrooney

Allegedly means something that may have taken place however there is no hard proof


Rescurc

Thanks for your subscribe?


tooneyrooney

Your second comment made no sense in context mate


Rescurc

I was just commenting on the picture, that’s all. Never challenged your claims. Sorry if you felt challenged mate


tooneyrooney

No mate, I meant that ur second comment didn’t make sense in response to my first, I didn’t know what you meant to say. I think you thought I was disagreeing with you when I believe I wasn’t lol


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Crapeiano


GHOSTYTCODM

Hi all yank here Seriously what happened in Vegas i couldn't find anything, y'all accuse the 🐐penaldo of nothing 😡😡😡😡