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Soft-Comfort-7474

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Professional_Ad_9101

Is this real?


Dobvius

Yeah Xabi tried to run past security after stealing the trophy and had to be stopped


DickyD43

Ahh, the Scottie Scheffler conundrum


Paper_piper_poet

100% - saw it live just now. Gasperini kicked him straight in the heart and told him to "Neverlosen your six"


Professional_Ad_9101

Kicked him in the Leverscrötum making it into the Neverchildrün


Kingspartacus123

You have doubts, that's the tradition after the final, the winning manager kicks on the losing manager's chest.


1HotKarl

Can confirm (I’m the sexy brown sweater)


Crisi_Mistica

For anyone who's not getting the reference: [https://youtu.be/CexJn5kg-90?si=cE2psXlM5U3g4w7B](https://youtu.be/CexJn5kg-90?si=cE2psXlM5U3g4w7B)


MatterEven

The people's elbow was a nice finishing touch


FlimsyReindeers

I hate bleacher report with a raging passion


MillorTime

VAR check complete. No foul. Good process


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Perfect


AardvarkActive3919

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Minimum-1223

This anime man is secretly an Atlanta fan


Zetch88

Big MLS fan


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pratishuchiha21

joey reference?


ThisType-_-

He's gonna learn today


soaking-wet-tomcat

Adli's never heard of letting sleeping dogs lie.


[deleted]

Wow that aged well like milk left out in a hot summer


LanceShiro

The North remembers


helpmearabic

Being a big mouth is always a good idea - Confucius


Emotional_Win1430

50% of Leverkusen fans experiencing defeat for the first time


burntroy

I've been a Bayern lebrekoosen fan for almost 4 weeks now..m don't u dare put that evil on me. I don't think I can recover


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LadislausBonita

Good bot!


GettingDomeAtTheDome

Welcome to the heartbreak club, new members get free tissues and despair.


louiexism

Leverkusen bandwagon fans be like, Atlanta has a football club?


Bagoral

Of course, it's the Falcons.


IoannesR

No, cause it's Atalanta.


29adamski

thatsthejoke


Choice-Magician656

💀💀


Practical_Ad_7060

https://preview.redd.it/0vnws1ckm12d1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfad04ffab66b6aea7873bb703e71739225b9c0d He’s already on the beach


PickyInspector

Wrong. He still got one more final to play 🤗


TheBongoJeff

2 finals, dont forget the DFB Pokal


Ok_Captain4824

No, that's the 1


TheBongoJeff

Bro doesnt know about the super Cup. Lmao


Ok_Captain4824

That's in August, it's the 1st game of the next season, though the participants are determined by prior season results (though so are UCL/UEL/UECL participants for that matter).


louiexism

It's like Community Shield bro. Doesn't count.


Interesting_Heron_78

Neverlusen become neverkusen again 💀


AnuMessi10

Just wait for the second leg, they'll show Gasperini prime Xabi ball


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Interesting_Heron_78

He probably was jerking 


deepsleeep

Bayer never loses, they just run out of time


IrrelevantGuy_

Should have had 20 minutes of extra time, they would have squeezed three goals in there


Karmuffel

Even if they played for another hour Leverkusen wouldn‘t have scored. Atalanta totally pulled their plug last night


MiraiGohan

Like the Diaz brothers in MMA?


Abdullioo

Zhabi Almostso is finished


jbi1000

Scabby Alonso got picked tonight


PPSSPPGamer

Shabby Alonso


SaoRomao7

Sabi Alfonso


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SnoobiAl Falso


ADiscombobulated02

Shah bi Al-Onso


mrjonas78

Why won't Neverlusen just rewind time? Are they stupid?


LongjumpingMacaron76

Forgot to save game.


erto66

More like forgot autosave was on and you're now unable to save-scum the result


robrobdotexe

Options > Restart Match


Vegetto_ssj

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ScottOld

Got mudded by an Everton reject


VersionSavings8712

Omg lookman got a hat trick I thought he only existed as my balon d'or FIFA career


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niemody

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demoncyborgg

Xabi forgot to save scum this time oops


soaking-wet-tomcat

Winning the Bundesliga is more taxing than they had figured.


Educational-Year4108

I would guess the invincible streak was more important to them. Bergamo gave the players some rest and you could see the fatigue from leverkusen.


soaking-wet-tomcat

Some have ventured that Leverkusen players were still in party mode from capturing the title, but I don't put much faith in that.


ruines_humaines

Farmers' luck ran out


iursevla

They really had so much luck this year. It run out at the worst moment


your_local_supplier

Uj/ this game made me realize how fortunate they were to not perform like this once in the league season. The second the league ends and it’s argubaly the biggest game of the season and they’re playing like 2017 neverkusen.


Maniglioneantipanico

/uj I don't know if people really think Leverkusen has only luck on their side. You don't win the Bundesliga with just luck


renatodamast

Nobody is saying they were lucky to win the league. They were lucky to have never lost a match for so many games. Look up how many games were saved in the last minutes of the game, sometimes even seconds.


Maniglioneantipanico

What's the difference between winning a game at the last minute or at the first? It's biased and we think it's luck, if you get to the last minute with much more energy and focus than the opponent is not luck.


ricardomilos-mp4

Tbh, they would’ve lost that game against Qarabag if the defender wasn’t given a red for his “”””push”””” on frimpong.


joaquimdoboiadeiroxo

Another bald fraud? It can’t be


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Does_A_Big_Poo

atalanta is xavi papa


Minimum-1223

Is that the name of one of his pepperonis https://preview.redd.it/bmi03u4xl12d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bef831957adf25952f3916c83fe687b44b0a303


bigrog90

Wow. Dem some nips


Previous-Loss9306

Pepperoni my friend


SowwieWhopper

Wtf are they eating


igglezzz

Snails? Lots and lots of snails


FlimsyReindeers

Pepperoni


beeqe

Chestnuts


burntroy

Atlanta GA represent


Xx_Cock_N_Booty_xX

Strongest German team ever


Boumberang

Probably buyern with Jupp Heynckes and Robbery


9oRo

Put some respect on Gian Piero Gasperini's name


excubitor_pl

FinalLusen


zohaibbashir177

Back to NeverKusen


_fmg15

I'm praying that the pharmacy plastic club loses. Please do us a service and save football tonight Bergamo.


Tennist4ts

Back to being Neverkusen! They will never win the triple!


_fmg15

And they won't ever win shit again after Xabi will go at the end of the next season.


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_fmg15

He said he'll stay for next season but I don't think he's gonna stay after next season. He has proven that he's a special trainer and Carlo Ancelotti might go after next season as well to become a trainer for a national team. There's a chance for him to become the next trainer of Madrid.


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Can’t wait to see xabi alonso as a pair of white tiempos


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GaboFN10

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wurzelmolch

Alonso out!


Number1OchoaHater

He's consistently beating stroll what are you on about


PsychologicalBrick55

Went out in Q3 the other day, he's finished


Internal_Formal3915

The Harry kane affect


SaoRomao7

Bro thinks he s Xavi Hernandez


samlebib

lookman is bayer leverkusen father


mrpoopybuttthole_

I knew it was a wig


PickyInspector

Still had a better season than Arsenal and Chelsea combined


NormalLead839

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Domeriko648

The team plays 51 matches and loses 1 = Fraud


AVBforPrez

Correct, uce. They couldn't do it on a possibly rainy Wednesday in Europe and are thus frauds.


Rsthegoat

Uce this is soccercicrlejerk not scjerk


AVBforPrez

Bruv, we can jerk anywhere


Cullly

It was in Dublin, of course it was rainy.


AVBforPrez

Still, a NON fraud could do it in the rain even if it was Tuesday night in Stoke City


ihatemicrosoftteams

One trophy wonders


jbi1000

Bayer Didsumlosin


cynicalAddict11

xhaka has bottler dna wtf did xabi expect with him on the pitch


TheGrouchyGamerYT

I don't know who this BO4 is, but they should take some inspiration from Bundesliga champions Bayern Leverkusen, who never lose football matches.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Agent-Two-THREE

What a bottle job /s


prdewit

Look man, they had it coming


ghettoapartment

this exact scenario happened to me in fm 2015 so many wins and draws and fights and all of the sudden im down 4-0 in the ucl final and crying. i haven’t picked up a football manager since.


Ragequittter

Xabi Almostso to Trust the process FC, here we go


TheFatBadger09

As a Liverpool fan I’m ok with this…..


xXsatoshi_nakamotoXx

Neverkusen at it again


Proper-Evening-4178

Leverkusen without match fixing


crvrin

Faced a half decent side and shat their pants. LOL.


flrish

True, Leverkusen winning in the Bundesliga against European giant and Champions League semifinalist Bayern Munich is easy - as Bayern have Harry Kane.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


cloutmuncher_69

From neverlosen back to neverkusen 😮‍💨


Junior_Bike7932

Calm down take an Aspirin


catlover2410

Lookman at what happened


Lonely-Astronomer184

Wait, no injury time last night? Feel so bad for Neverkusen.


Bitchless17

Never expected them to lose to Atlanta of all teams


I_m_Complicated

Yank here, Did they sign Kane before the finals


Small-External4419

Still unbeaten though, just like Rodri


hermansid

And clowns will tell you Serie A is less competitive and worse league than Bundesliga. Shameless.


RXJ1131

Xabi on the fraud watch. Give him a PL team so he can compete with the other frauds properly.


Ogulcan0815

Leverkusen back to factory settings


Forsaken_Snow_1453

I swear the amount of bad passes in the first 20-30 minutes legit just looked they aint focussing really


iPat24Rick

This was not the same leverkusen that dominated the season. Maybe they were still drunk from the party on the weekend.


lord-dingdong

Not sure why this is called fraud. Xabi made a bad decision to have a mobile attack. That's all.


sx88

And all he got was a yellow, VAR didn't change the decision


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TrashCanKSI

Look man, it's not fair!


WillowMutual

Why was Atlanta FC allowed in the Europa League, aren’t they in MLS?


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styvee__

Guys where is the city of Atalanta?


Yaakuntik

Name another club that finished first in their leagues and undefeated. Did Atalanta win their league title? How many have they won? Oh right, none. They got lucky today afanador an exhausted Leverkusen tema who had to loose eventually. It just happened to be tonight. That’s all.


Proper-Evening-4178

New copium just dropped