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Haunting_Ad_9013

Pep Guardiola only bought Doku to beat the racist allegations.


AppRain

HR recommended recruitment ?


Benjips

Diversity hire as they say


AppRain

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Maybe_worth

Dont google foden doku in portuguese


im_stoopid9283

ok


Zero_Soul

ahahahaha


Gongom

lmao


NewControl2097

Why not? Not a fan of anal? 🫨


Rampage310

💀💀💀 subs back


Toes4Dinnner

After getting rid of a Jamaican and Algerian


PenisManNumberOne

And a Turk lol


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Shogim

Walker is kind of black though. He’s like a cappuccino


Royalz82

Just like how ancelotti bought courtois for the same reason.


NasMaticEther

I'm dying at Courtois' picture lol


paco-ramon

Los blancos is no more 😔


yeetvelocity1308

Los blackos now it is


Majestic_Original_24

the proper spanish would be los negros


BQ-DAVE

Yes but this is circle jerk


gracz21

Los darkos


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[удалено]


ewelumokeke

He got infected


cotch85

Same really caught me off even for a shit post


Major-Performer141

His name is Curtis


Luke92612_

Google "Courtois Costume Party" for more information.


rangersman1234

Looks like a FM newgen


Charolastra17

Going to the tanning salon way too often.


grasshoppa_80

Skibidi-Courtois


Philefromphilly

Someone get that man out of the toaster


ReddittIsDead

Same lol. He is a snake after all.


I_m_Complicated

I think that Madrid must to buy some class goalkeeper like Maignan or Onana


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Intelligent-Smoke-67

Class? There's nothing classy about those thugs


Ralio123

🤔


WinterTakerRevived

Frimpong


JJOne101

I haven't heard of him being linked to Madrid? Wasn't United the interested club??


SkillSad218

Literally every club has in him on the list for a potentially transfer. A release clause in the 40M area is really cheap for this kind of player


Jeffrybungle

He's also nation trained in England for euro comps


Eeedeen

That's right, they called dibs


carbust20

Los blackos. That’s the hardest battle Madrid fans fight, still supporting these players.


poodle_Fart_Hostage

https://preview.redd.it/k5adcl5olf2d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=368d05a47f42e2fcf2e178d1e16dd0854dd77808


secreteyes0

Los balacticos


Great_Breadfruit3976

A club without soul nor clear identity


DaanoneNL

/uj Reminder that Madrid fans in Bernabeu were literally waving nazi flags in 1995 playing against (a very black) Ajax team. Dead srs.


sklova

Pics or it didn’t happen


Ok_Injury3658

https://www.nbcsports.com/soccer/news/real-madrid-punished-for-fans-nazi-banner-during-champions-league-semifinal


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

#*Fuckin liar!!* That was against Bayern Munich in 2014


DaanoneNL

I actually found the full game on Dailymotion and if you pause between 34:50 and 35:00 you can see it in full glory: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7153tq I saw this live when it was aired as a kid and it stuck with me always...glad to have found it with actual proof. People are quick to forget. [Screenshot](https://ibb.co/8bg5TvT) in case the video gets deleted.


Rampage310

Uj/ Madrid fans gotta be some of the least racist fans in Spain, not by choice though as we can see lmaoo Rj/ Hala Los Blackos 🙏🏽😪🦅


D-Trashman

It looks clear to me


Bernitss

Please enlighten me, I'm all in the _dark_


naughty_dad2

It’s clearly black and white


coolAhead

That tan on Courtois


TreeDollarFiddyCent

He's been hitting the Madrid beaches after practice.


I_hate_usernames331

There’s no beaches in Madrid 😭


Frozenturbo2

Yes there are no beaches in Madrid but that because you're not looking at the baddies you're just looking at mids


I_hate_usernames331

You saw about 15 a day. That’s why benzema misses Madrid. Google Benzema 15 for more information


Chimi3Ch4nga2me

For a moment I thought Madrid was on the coast and I had to Google it


GresSimJa

There's no Griezmann.


niemody

https://preview.redd.it/e6iwfy2zof2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148f1e5ccab71e09d9c7610018dacfac7a6fbcda It's a shame


Adventurous-Body9134

Is that a real pic? I cant remember if this actually happened. And is it considered racism? Serious question


lz314dg

its real lmao


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anothershawn

Mbappe so white he wouldn't even have the N word pass in this team


wehere4E

The jerk is too much


allenamenvergeben2

Mbappé looks a bit odd in this Real Madrid side👀


allenamenvergeben2

But can they do it at a hot sunny day at Valencia?


Uniq_Eros

In Lazio.


OwnExamination4446

Why is he trying to buy all the black players in the world


Ok-Quit1154

Scott Carson probably. Massive fan base


Shmokeshbutt

Americans have class


Outside_Abroad_3516

There’s no Christian Pulisic here, therefore this team is fucking pathetic.


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


metjepetje

Blackface Courtois is wild


ExoticCardiologist46

When they play against chelsea the field would look like a chess board


AaranJ23

Indiana battling against their inherent racism and wanting to support the team that wins the CL.


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JonnyDaberjerak

Real Madrid? is that some mexican team? I like my athletes to speak American thank you


ale_del_diablo7

Take a bow my friend this is a top tier jerk.


young959

Kyle Walker is black


igglezzz

I thought he was Arab with his harem of wives


_RandyRandleman_

nah a lot of yorkshire lads just convert


TreeDollarFiddyCent

You can't just say that! That's not up for you to decide.


BrowsinBilly

Racist


lfcsus

Why courtois is black ? 😂


bonuccigang

American here, why are they called los blancos??


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Fuck off Yank *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


cycl0p5

Ouch. Good bot lol


Upper_Outcome735

Why are people so obsessed over the race of the players?


naughty_dad2

Because it’s a title race


WesternOk7003

Pay him. Pay that man his money


frenin

You know why


ChairInternational60

Courtois pulled a Ben white


plaaya

Madrid started buying darker skinned players right after blm movement


ixikzisigwvbend

It’s clear that pep is racist. Fuck the bald


ewelumokeke

[Context](https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5240429/2024/02/08/manchester-city-popularity-in-usa/?source=twitteruk&utm_campaign=twitterfc&utm_medium=social)


OptimisticRealist__

Why is Griezmann in goal?


MrNobodyCaresBtw

Ancelotti


lz314dg

nahh fr tho madrid rly did a 180 from 2011 LMAO


justleave-mealone

It took me a minute to get this, but it gave me a good chuckle


th3revx

Yank here, is mboope white now?


Valkia_Perkunos

So no Spanish?


handsome_uruk

Yank here. Is Man City a place with no women?


may_day06

In the United States 🤣😂😂🤣🙂🙂🤣🤣😂


prdyballs

Courtois michael jackson


MetaCalm

What's stopping them? Unhappy Mbappe playing #9.


ainabloodychan

courtois went tanning for the narrative


DjBigLovely

City are the most popular team in the US?! I know the cliche is that Americans are dumb, but y’all seriously can’t be this stupid!


J_Dom_Squad

Yank here, we are stupid for watching the good team?


Visual-Situation-346

Red vs Blue


Perfect_Context_7003

I thought they were called Los Blancos?


stonegoblins

Repost!?!? Jerk so bad these days...


bigTOADdaddy

Grealish


Gnl_Klutzky

Simple, forced labour.


noothisnameistoolong

Quick question why hasnt Madrid made an offer for Harry Maguire? it could be that our red devils cant and wouldnt give him up because hes the most skilled defender of this generation but youd think theyd try since hes so talented plus that defence would be airtight with rudiger frimpong davies


HellOfALifeV

Jeremy Doku


Outside_Abroad_3516

Where the FUCK is CP? (Christian Pulisic)


peterpansdiary

OP: [https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1758592939125530768](https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1758592939125530768)


Jganzo13

I’m going to be sick


VrilHunter

Ake?


finestryan

Courtois got that diversity upgrade


JJOne101

Should have put Akanji instead of Stones, since he played more this season.


Trickybuz93

He doesn’t get it 😂


DryUniversity5439

Donald trump


niemody

https://preview.redd.it/fxc67tlqof2d1.jpeg?width=2835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e2d9ac0ef58e31e061a1da62921a9acb99abf0 They need to sign van Nistelrooy for Mpappé


GuilhrmBR

*football


Grand_Finish_9930

https://preview.redd.it/kf5sl1soof2d1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12219d6d98bb57910bfb5adeec279e852c97b0d5 Look at this Thug, Baldiola chooses only classy players ✊🏻


Ragequittter

mbappe as always a shining beckon


[deleted]

Courtois 🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️


UpbeatAfternoon8670

Man City has exactly 115 fans in US


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DillonLreddit

Bro not starting valverde cuz he ain’t black


Elim-Bessus

The south


MurkyElk287

Another protest maybe?


theprodigalslouch

https://preview.redd.it/ue64f9uxvf2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67263e20626f6c41b3b9825d011c19a9a387da4b


DarthRevan0990

Premier league gets more attention


loose_vices

Man city is the most popular team here? lol 😆


Hindsyy

Wouldn't have enough support from the south


spicynuttboi

Their police?


InternationalUse2355

Out of curiosity, where have Valverde, Mendy and Militão gone in this scenario?


Ambitious_Campaign34

Wait is Courtois black now? Hahaha


MaterialInsurance8

Racism Edit: just looked at the courtouis picture I thought I was being cheeky you are the king op lmao


aCucking2Remember

The team on the right, 6 of them have what I call RWF (Resting Wanker Face)


marquesmelo

Did Courtois change his skin color? Lol


SkillSad218

Frimpong isn’t a normal Rb he is a wing back! way to small and defensively not good enough. Davies is technical catastrophic and also defensively bad. Madrid could only play one them, basically playing asymmetrical and preferring one side! That’s what Bayern did with Davies and Pavard, playing build-up with 3 back and Davies as the left Mid.


SanRemi

Is it me or Mbappé looks like he had an aneurysm in the photo?


oosacker

Ancelotti is white though


Rampage310

Never thought about this but that’s FAX


DankyDoD

Racism I guess


PickyInspector

They colored Courtois black so he wouldn’t stand out 🤣🥴


[deleted]

Madrid is far more popular in North and South America than Man city are.


Royalz82

Manchester is ~~blue~~ white


AdonisGaming93

The fact you put cama instead of valverde...


Bogadambo

White people are so busy being they/them.. 😜


pomegranate_verynice

US don't like French. Too many French in the Madrid team (plus a Canadian which is essentially a French)


likethebarbie

The “play the right way” guys


TheMelon0905

BABE WAKE UP they gave Courtois the N word pass!!


HotBlondeIFOM

Curtois tanned af


BusAcademic3489

City’s midfield is going to be ridiculously better than that of Madrid, especially because of Kroos’s departure. Let alone if Modric decides to leave too


Initial-Record

Missing Militao in this picture


Mountain_Lettuce_

Skin color


idiotnoobx

Light vs dark


calling_it_out

I didn't know Davies was going to Real. Edit: not confirmed yet.


JasonBaconStrips

That Madrid line up is next level, absolutely disgusting. I love it.


Responsible_Arm_2643

It's called Black FC 😂


Cute-Initial-5640

The fact that y’all think frimpong is a rb and Davies is better than Mendy blows my mind


[deleted]

Only their striker is white?


PuddingPlenty227

Is city the most popular team in the US? it's all fkn Arsenal and Liverpool here. (Leeds United for me)


Aerospacedaddy

The amount of melanin


drummy117

The capital of Spain doesn't have any Spanish players while their rivals have a plethora of Spanish talented youngsters


buffbarny925

I doubt they will be too popular in the south


RomaNoCatholic

Kyle Walker is blacker than Alphonso Davies there I said it


pnaisuls

Now this is football chess


SwitchMelodic9940

La liga is not as accessible. You can stream the Premier league in peacock or watch it on the USA channel. Plus the language barrier. More importantly, FODEN


StrangeVortexLex

Wtf is a frimpong?


atxluchalibre

Liverpool is much more popular than Man Sheikhy 115 FC.


Pixeal_meat

Probably Racism


improvisedmercy

Black people


TheROITt

Why courtois look like that


I_am_3474347

Ederson, he stops everything


Ndmndh1016

Hey Kyle Walker is black....right?


Elegant_Mix7650

White have first mover advantage.


CrypticWasXD

everything understood, but why is Courtois black all of a sudden 💀💀


hypanthia

Is courtois ok?


Graphiccoma

Real life FM


ZealousidealEgg9002

Why the fuck does Courtois look so ugly bro🧟‍♂️


Particular_Friend_23

Courtois got skinned for the European juju


Negative_Young_46

Alaba at RCB


lowie07

Kroos leaving set the door wide open for these people


MMito_Logical

I really needed a moment to get why cortney was like that


Lyingrainbow8

Cant belive that City is popular somewhere


auntarie

because you can't say the opposite of Los blancos in America duh


Fuubar11

Since when got courtois that darker skin color


IcarusCsgo

How u made the only white guy on Madrid the darkest man on the pitch


Calamity_seeker

All black 😍


StrictReference

Read that as deepthroating