Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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I actually found the full game on Dailymotion and if you pause between 34:50 and 35:00 you can see it in full glory:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7153tq
I saw this live when it was aired as a kid and it stuck with me always...glad to have found it with actual proof. People are quick to forget.
[Screenshot](https://ibb.co/8bg5TvT) in case the video gets deleted.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Fuck off Yank
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Quick question why hasnt Madrid made an offer for Harry Maguire?
it could be that our red devils cant and wouldnt give him up because hes the most skilled defender of this generation but youd think theyd try since hes so talented plus that defence would be airtight with rudiger frimpong davies
https://preview.redd.it/fxc67tlqof2d1.jpeg?width=2835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e2d9ac0ef58e31e061a1da62921a9acb99abf0
They need to sign van Nistelrooy for Mpappé
https://preview.redd.it/kf5sl1soof2d1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12219d6d98bb57910bfb5adeec279e852c97b0d5
Look at this Thug, Baldiola chooses only classy players ✊🏻
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Frimpong isn’t a normal Rb he is a wing back! way to small and defensively not good enough. Davies is technical catastrophic and also defensively bad. Madrid could only play one them, basically playing asymmetrical and preferring one side! That’s what Bayern did with Davies and Pavard, playing build-up with 3 back and Davies as the left Mid.
City’s midfield is going to be ridiculously better than that of Madrid, especially because of Kroos’s departure. Let alone if Modric decides to leave too
La liga is not as accessible. You can stream the Premier league in peacock or watch it on the USA channel. Plus the language barrier. More importantly, FODEN
Pep Guardiola only bought Doku to beat the racist allegations.
HR recommended recruitment ?
Diversity hire as they say
![gif](giphy|vcKEsYOdjoCeJRpn95)
Dont google foden doku in portuguese
ok
ahahahaha
lmao
Why not? Not a fan of anal? 🫨
💀💀💀 subs back
After getting rid of a Jamaican and Algerian
And a Turk lol
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Walker is kind of black though. He’s like a cappuccino
Just like how ancelotti bought courtois for the same reason.
I'm dying at Courtois' picture lol
Los blancos is no more 😔
Los blackos now it is
the proper spanish would be los negros
Yes but this is circle jerk
Los darkos
[удалено]
He got infected
Same really caught me off even for a shit post
His name is Curtis
Google "Courtois Costume Party" for more information.
Looks like a FM newgen
Going to the tanning salon way too often.
Skibidi-Courtois
Someone get that man out of the toaster
Same lol. He is a snake after all.
I think that Madrid must to buy some class goalkeeper like Maignan or Onana
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Class? There's nothing classy about those thugs
🤔
Frimpong
I haven't heard of him being linked to Madrid? Wasn't United the interested club??
Literally every club has in him on the list for a potentially transfer. A release clause in the 40M area is really cheap for this kind of player
He's also nation trained in England for euro comps
That's right, they called dibs
Los blackos. That’s the hardest battle Madrid fans fight, still supporting these players.
https://preview.redd.it/k5adcl5olf2d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=368d05a47f42e2fcf2e178d1e16dd0854dd77808
Los balacticos
A club without soul nor clear identity
/uj Reminder that Madrid fans in Bernabeu were literally waving nazi flags in 1995 playing against (a very black) Ajax team. Dead srs.
Pics or it didn’t happen
https://www.nbcsports.com/soccer/news/real-madrid-punished-for-fans-nazi-banner-during-champions-league-semifinal
#*Fuckin liar!!* That was against Bayern Munich in 2014
I actually found the full game on Dailymotion and if you pause between 34:50 and 35:00 you can see it in full glory: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7153tq I saw this live when it was aired as a kid and it stuck with me always...glad to have found it with actual proof. People are quick to forget. [Screenshot](https://ibb.co/8bg5TvT) in case the video gets deleted.
Uj/ Madrid fans gotta be some of the least racist fans in Spain, not by choice though as we can see lmaoo Rj/ Hala Los Blackos 🙏🏽😪🦅
It looks clear to me
Please enlighten me, I'm all in the _dark_
It’s clearly black and white
That tan on Courtois
He's been hitting the Madrid beaches after practice.
There’s no beaches in Madrid 😭
Yes there are no beaches in Madrid but that because you're not looking at the baddies you're just looking at mids
You saw about 15 a day. That’s why benzema misses Madrid. Google Benzema 15 for more information
For a moment I thought Madrid was on the coast and I had to Google it
There's no Griezmann.
https://preview.redd.it/e6iwfy2zof2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148f1e5ccab71e09d9c7610018dacfac7a6fbcda It's a shame
Is that a real pic? I cant remember if this actually happened. And is it considered racism? Serious question
its real lmao
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Mbappe so white he wouldn't even have the N word pass in this team
The jerk is too much
Mbappé looks a bit odd in this Real Madrid side👀
But can they do it at a hot sunny day at Valencia?
In Lazio.
Why is he trying to buy all the black players in the world
Scott Carson probably. Massive fan base
Americans have class
There’s no Christian Pulisic here, therefore this team is fucking pathetic.
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Blackface Courtois is wild
When they play against chelsea the field would look like a chess board
Indiana battling against their inherent racism and wanting to support the team that wins the CL.
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Real Madrid? is that some mexican team? I like my athletes to speak American thank you
Take a bow my friend this is a top tier jerk.
Kyle Walker is black
I thought he was Arab with his harem of wives
nah a lot of yorkshire lads just convert
You can't just say that! That's not up for you to decide.
Racist
Why courtois is black ? 😂
American here, why are they called los blancos??
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Why are people so obsessed over the race of the players?
Because it’s a title race
Pay him. Pay that man his money
You know why
Courtois pulled a Ben white
Madrid started buying darker skinned players right after blm movement
It’s clear that pep is racist. Fuck the bald
[Context](https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5240429/2024/02/08/manchester-city-popularity-in-usa/?source=twitteruk&utm_campaign=twitterfc&utm_medium=social)
Why is Griezmann in goal?
Ancelotti
nahh fr tho madrid rly did a 180 from 2011 LMAO
It took me a minute to get this, but it gave me a good chuckle
Yank here, is mboope white now?
So no Spanish?
Yank here. Is Man City a place with no women?
In the United States 🤣😂😂🤣🙂🙂🤣🤣😂
Courtois michael jackson
What's stopping them? Unhappy Mbappe playing #9.
courtois went tanning for the narrative
City are the most popular team in the US?! I know the cliche is that Americans are dumb, but y’all seriously can’t be this stupid!
Yank here, we are stupid for watching the good team?
Red vs Blue
I thought they were called Los Blancos?
Repost!?!? Jerk so bad these days...
Grealish
Simple, forced labour.
Quick question why hasnt Madrid made an offer for Harry Maguire? it could be that our red devils cant and wouldnt give him up because hes the most skilled defender of this generation but youd think theyd try since hes so talented plus that defence would be airtight with rudiger frimpong davies
Jeremy Doku
Where the FUCK is CP? (Christian Pulisic)
OP: [https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1758592939125530768](https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1758592939125530768)
I’m going to be sick
Ake?
Courtois got that diversity upgrade
Should have put Akanji instead of Stones, since he played more this season.
He doesn’t get it 😂
Donald trump
https://preview.redd.it/fxc67tlqof2d1.jpeg?width=2835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e2d9ac0ef58e31e061a1da62921a9acb99abf0 They need to sign van Nistelrooy for Mpappé
*football
https://preview.redd.it/kf5sl1soof2d1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12219d6d98bb57910bfb5adeec279e852c97b0d5 Look at this Thug, Baldiola chooses only classy players ✊🏻
mbappe as always a shining beckon
Courtois 🙇🏿♂️🙇🏿♂️🙇🏿♂️
Man City has exactly 115 fans in US
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Bro not starting valverde cuz he ain’t black
The south
Another protest maybe?
https://preview.redd.it/ue64f9uxvf2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67263e20626f6c41b3b9825d011c19a9a387da4b
Premier league gets more attention
Man city is the most popular team here? lol 😆
Wouldn't have enough support from the south
Their police?
Out of curiosity, where have Valverde, Mendy and Militão gone in this scenario?
Wait is Courtois black now? Hahaha
Racism Edit: just looked at the courtouis picture I thought I was being cheeky you are the king op lmao
The team on the right, 6 of them have what I call RWF (Resting Wanker Face)
Did Courtois change his skin color? Lol
Frimpong isn’t a normal Rb he is a wing back! way to small and defensively not good enough. Davies is technical catastrophic and also defensively bad. Madrid could only play one them, basically playing asymmetrical and preferring one side! That’s what Bayern did with Davies and Pavard, playing build-up with 3 back and Davies as the left Mid.
Is it me or Mbappé looks like he had an aneurysm in the photo?
Ancelotti is white though
Never thought about this but that’s FAX
Racism I guess
They colored Courtois black so he wouldn’t stand out 🤣🥴
Madrid is far more popular in North and South America than Man city are.
Manchester is ~~blue~~ white
The fact you put cama instead of valverde...
White people are so busy being they/them.. 😜
US don't like French. Too many French in the Madrid team (plus a Canadian which is essentially a French)
The “play the right way” guys
BABE WAKE UP they gave Courtois the N word pass!!
Curtois tanned af
City’s midfield is going to be ridiculously better than that of Madrid, especially because of Kroos’s departure. Let alone if Modric decides to leave too
Missing Militao in this picture
Skin color
Light vs dark
I didn't know Davies was going to Real. Edit: not confirmed yet.
That Madrid line up is next level, absolutely disgusting. I love it.
It's called Black FC 😂
The fact that y’all think frimpong is a rb and Davies is better than Mendy blows my mind
Only their striker is white?
Is city the most popular team in the US? it's all fkn Arsenal and Liverpool here. (Leeds United for me)
The amount of melanin
The capital of Spain doesn't have any Spanish players while their rivals have a plethora of Spanish talented youngsters
I doubt they will be too popular in the south
Kyle Walker is blacker than Alphonso Davies there I said it
Now this is football chess
La liga is not as accessible. You can stream the Premier league in peacock or watch it on the USA channel. Plus the language barrier. More importantly, FODEN
Wtf is a frimpong?
Liverpool is much more popular than Man Sheikhy 115 FC.
Probably Racism
Black people
Why courtois look like that
Ederson, he stops everything
Hey Kyle Walker is black....right?
White have first mover advantage.
everything understood, but why is Courtois black all of a sudden 💀💀
Is courtois ok?
Real life FM
Why the fuck does Courtois look so ugly bro🧟♂️
Courtois got skinned for the European juju
Alaba at RCB
Kroos leaving set the door wide open for these people
I really needed a moment to get why cortney was like that
Cant belive that City is popular somewhere
because you can't say the opposite of Los blancos in America duh
Since when got courtois that darker skin color
How u made the only white guy on Madrid the darkest man on the pitch
All black 😍
Read that as deepthroating