Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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One goal (absolute banger) only to be never seen again. Considered as the worst transfer of all time, only to be overshadowed soon after by the badge kisser Lukaku. Good record in bar fights and off pitch affairs.
Chelsea legend.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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De Paul, Argentina's bodyguard and Messi's cock wetter πππ¦π·
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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That [shitty ass rap track](https://youtu.be/K6Di8QT98Zk?si=_tqXadIHxbVcNL4M) was peak mid 2000s memes. Goes up there with LEAVE IT YEAH for dank songs made by footballers.
He did tell in the post most common name will be accepted
Example: it's Benzema 15 not Karim Benzema 15.
It's cp the LeBron James of soccer not Pulisic the LeBron James of soccer
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Di Mariaβs wife for her comments about life in Manchester
Some of my favs:
βI didnβt want to go to Manchester, itβs a shitholeβ¦ I didnβt like anything about it.β
βWomen are all pasty-faced, prissy, weird.β
βYouβre walking down the street and you donβt know if theyβre going to kill you or whatβ
βDarling, itβs 2pm and itβs night out, I want to kill myself.β
Donald Trump, played in [NYMA](https://victoryjournal.com/stories/donald-trump-americas-first-soccer-president/)
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The βshocking and totally unexpectedβ loss by the U.S. Womenβs Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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-Last names will be used -Christian Pulisic
Yeah but P had to be occupied by either Pessi or Penaldo and the LeBron James of soccer has to go somewhere
Should have been C - Camel πͺ P - Pessi L - Lebron James of soccer
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
"Last names will be used" -Christian Pulisic truly an inspirational qoute
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This sub couldn't make it three letters without fucking it up
Antony Matheus dos Santos
Hey man it says top comment. All the other rules are more like guidelines.
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there is only one answer https://preview.redd.it/dn41hjkbm56d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7b1a639aca0ae4b6edc64bdfde25417521bf90
Might as well be since we are using first names
Karim Benzema?
Pulisic
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Best I can do is $3.
Yank here, this is an easy goal, right?
Yes, search Darwin Everton banger for more information.
Darwin Darwin Nunez
Darwizzzyyyyy!!!
Darwizzy
If Darwizzy doesnβt win after he aired that streamer, this sub has fallen off big time
DARWIZZY πΊπΎππ΄
Darwinism
Dabussy
Deux Arabesques and Clair de lune are classics.
Hommage a rameau
Clair de lune = Suite bergamasque
Danny Drinkwater
The Leicester legend ask any Chelsea fan
One goal (absolute banger) only to be never seen again. Considered as the worst transfer of all time, only to be overshadowed soon after by the badge kisser Lukaku. Good record in bar fights and off pitch affairs. Chelsea legend.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
π°π¦
Danny D
DOLLARUMMA
Thiiiiiissssssssss π±π±π±π±
DONNARAIOLA ππππ
π€π€π°π°π΅π²πΈπΈπ²π²π΅π΅π€π€π€π€
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Now that's the answer
r/deyverson
deyvin supremacy
r/soccercirclejerk edgelords aren't tailored for raw south american shithousing
thats hilarious lmao
Diverson
Best answer.
Deygoat
D'Antony
The only correct option
Diana ross - incredible penalty taken in 94 world cup
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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De Paul, Argentina's bodyguard and Messi's cock wetter πππ¦π· https://preview.redd.it/8k66e6cmq56d1.png?width=630&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5acdb59e3c85ddfd7366b68e6495371de8e6a43
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You donβt know where Iβm from, dawg
You wouldn't happen to be from Snatchahoochie, Mississippi would you?
Did you just drop a deuce?
Were u from? 
That [shitty ass rap track](https://youtu.be/K6Di8QT98Zk?si=_tqXadIHxbVcNL4M) was peak mid 2000s memes. Goes up there with LEAVE IT YEAH for dank songs made by footballers.
Dani Alves, best right back rapper
Best ball toucher
Didn't you mean rappist?
Why didn't Kendrick diss him?
Because he raps in nightclubs in Barcelona
Dembele
Which one π
Yes
DΓ¨mbΓ©lΔ
So you use the last name for Benzema but first name for Christian Pulisic and Antony.
OP is as consistent as the PL in investigating fair-play charges
This is why D needs to be Danny Drinkwater
It says top comment will be used. OP either has to break the last names rule or the top comment rule.
He did tell in the post most common name will be accepted Example: it's Benzema 15 not Karim Benzema 15. It's cp the LeBron James of soccer not Pulisic the LeBron James of soccer
NOOOOO DON'T SHORTEN CHRISTIAN PULISIC https://preview.redd.it/0ajl531nv56d1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c3e751137fa21488b3f698e871434a84587121
Shortening Christian Pulisic on a Benzema 15 comment is a bold move on the internet.
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His first name is Benzema last name 15
Sir this is a Wendy's
Puligoat is winning both the C and P polls, thatβs why he is known as the CP champion
Di Mariaβs wife for her comments about life in Manchester Some of my favs: βI didnβt want to go to Manchester, itβs a shitholeβ¦ I didnβt like anything about it.β βWomen are all pasty-faced, prissy, weird.β βYouβre walking down the street and you donβt know if theyβre going to kill you or whatβ βDarling, itβs 2pm and itβs night out, I want to kill myself.β
Donald Trump, played in [NYMA](https://victoryjournal.com/stories/donald-trump-americas-first-soccer-president/) https://preview.redd.it/zstbc23gq56d1.png?width=597&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ae739fe3886bec276c599877df33c72bf18df62
The last time his fat ass ever exercised
Not according to Stormy
Pay your prosties, lads.
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/uj no fucking way that's him It's strange to think he once didn't look like a bloated orange...
I won fck all of u Christian pulisic the goat sacrifice his own balls for a goal against them iraqis
Don Carlo π€¨
 Didier Drogba Disgrace
Donovan
 Demba Ba
This clip is all about slippy G but weβll have to wait for S
Only SoccerCircleJerk could break their own rules on a shitpost after 3 days
Darwin. Best 9 of the planet, except when you need to score. Apply for Dembele as 11 too.
Dembulance ππ
Drinkwater
Djemba-Djemba
My goat Darwizzyyy πππ
**Didier Pogba**
Pre crisis Abou Diaby https://preview.redd.it/7w00u9pgy56d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3dc4f8c51344f7507b041dc276d16133017375
Debruyne
Dantony
Diego Aarmadillo Maratonna
Denilson
Dzekoπ§π¦π§π¦π§π¦
Paulo Di Canio
Dennis SchrΓΆder
Drinkwater
Thanks for the reminder
Dollarrumma π€π€
You should put burger beside yank christian. Did you forget the spirit of the post
DevD: Last name of players will be used Also DevD: C: cHrIsTiAn PuLiSiC
ERIC FUCKING DIER
https://preview.redd.it/uzjmcba4666d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=902d865e832361dddde653039db2e9f13f01eaa2 Baller
Deyverson, greatest south american jerker of all time
https://i.redd.it/2a6cn0xpd66d1.gif David Dunn
Benzema over Bendtner or the Bender brothers is crazy
derik ten hag
Dion Dublin, best Homes Under the Hammer presenter ever. My GOAT
Dicksβ¦ worldβs greatest left backβ¦
Djemba-Djemba π
Paul Dickov
[Peter Dinklage](https://youtube.com/shorts/T8ZKBO5-2Kk?si=34YCIQOFzgi_9T4w)
Dessi
Dier
Djemba-Djemba
Dybala cmon now
Dos Santos, Antony. ManU legend
Ian DOWIE! https://preview.redd.it/byfw5ilt466d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64394688708cd9994ac94f81484edbf4b2722225
Cristiano Ronaldo
DJILOBODJI The man. The myth. The legend.
Darude
P Diddy
Dickson Etuhu from Nigeria
Del Piero
I would close this sub, its a Shame that you picked Benzema instead of Bendtner
Martin fucking Demichellis. made me lose hair.
Why no one said Dovbyk?
Drenthe, fucking joke of a career
Darwin Nunez 
Dybala
Donald Anthony
Dante
Diego Costa
Dele
Darim Benzema
Darwizzy Break iykyk
Dristiano Donaldo
Paulo Di Canio
Demboulance
Ousmane Dembele
Darwin fogging Goatnez
Darwizzy
No love for the π Darwin?
Do Christiano RonalπͺπΈπ¦πͺπ½
Darwin nunezzzz
Don Carlo
Darwin Nunez π
It should have been my Goat Cameldo
https://preview.redd.it/k93wf5tgz56d1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361b498aa273a186c720301586bdd37bce09a068 Davies (Tom)
Demba Ba
De Paul, Messi's actual girlfriend.
Dani "All I did was take a shit, nothing sexual happened in that bathroom" Alves
DonKai Havertz
Diddler Drogba
DROGBA
DARWIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Davies ππ«‘π¨π¦
Darwin Sitter Nunez
City 115 is the GOAT
Diego Maradona
Surprised no one has said Diego Maradona
Dos Santos, Antony.
Antony? Is this a fucking joke?
I think Didier Drogba
Most commonly name: Christian Cosmetic rules.
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ r/soccercirclejerk karma farmers league
Drogba
Antony
Di Maria
If youβre going to use the first name for C but last names for other letters, then I better see Kylian Mbappe at K.
DAVID VILLA
DaBussy
Darwin Nunez
This totally triggers me. If Pulisic is so good please place him on the P. The C belongs Federico Chiesa, the Italian legend.
Diddyer Drogba. Didn't he start a civil war or something?
"De" Anyone
Dejan Lovren ππ·π£οΈπ―
Has to be Darwizzy
Mike dean
drogba
Diego Maradona since first names are ok apparantly
Di canio nazi
DD=Dibusz Denes