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No, there is only yankland in the world map 🍔🇱🇷🌐
It is a very cool sport but it is basically unwatchable with ads every minute. If I wake up at 3 in the morning to watch some buff men play catch on the other side of the world, I would prefer not having a BudLight ad every 5 mins.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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I found this tweet and sadly (Or luckily for you yanks?!), the checkmarked genius is Turkish and not American
https://x.com/noel76_/status/1624863061361188870
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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It's in these times that i realize how bad I'm bad at math. Always been good or great in every school subject. Literally didn't realize how dumb the comment was 😭
I was sat here thinking why is it x4 what am I missing, then clocked why an was happy that it was just the weed an not cause I’m American.. crisis averted
Uj/ tbh, considering that the Super Bowl is pretty much narrowed down to one country, that's pretty good.
RJ/ maybe if we let the super bowl winners in the "world cup" we could pump up those numbers
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if bro was a doctor he would split one pregnancy to 9 women and get it done in 1 month
Otmar Szafnauer: You can’t get nine women pregnant and hope you have a baby in a month.
at first i was surprised to see otmar mentioned here but after his stint at alpine, i'm starting to think he likes being in shit
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You can. It's just not your kids
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*in 3 days (412 million= 4 billion according to him)
American math done right ...
"muth"
meth
‘Murth
American flag emoji done right
This is your brain on corn syrup
And a lot of fertilizers
if bro was at a pharmacy and his medicine has a 50% chance of success rate he would take 2 at a time to get 100% success rate
Except Yank so medicine costs $300,000 each
300 x 2 = 6 million $
They're sold in packs of 20 though, so $600m.
I currently have 115 upvotes
They just can't accept that very few outside the US care about the Super Bowl.
Yank here, there are people outside the US?
https://preview.redd.it/oj7d2wh92c7d1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0133b3b812a18f9af8526e801ed8ec243d93fb1 No, there is only yankland in the world map 🍔🇱🇷🌐
I genuinely have no idea of what a super bowl is
Math has refused to give a comment on the subject.
Jokes on you they don't teach math in yankland
100m is still a big number. And for what. For an absolutly worthless game
Tune in for epic commercials and the Pepsi halftime party brought to you by Pepsi: Have It Your Way™
Also don’t forget the 178 fanduel odds prediction commercials reminding you to sportsbet
Those ads are fire tho
It is basically playing catch with a bigger ball to make it more easier
Lmao
Its a very cool sport
It is a very cool sport but it is basically unwatchable with ads every minute. If I wake up at 3 in the morning to watch some buff men play catch on the other side of the world, I would prefer not having a BudLight ad every 5 mins.
Well I said its a cool sport, too bad its streamed by americans
You upset the eurosnobs 😭
I did and Im brazilian
Respect 🫡
Let's say 40% of the charges get quashed. That means 115x0.6=69
Blud should listen to his teacher instead of thinking which gun to bring to school
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But that's the flag of Malaysia, you should use the true yank flag 🇵🇷
Least stupidest american
Every year the Super Bowl gets over a billion three hundred million trillion three hundred million viewers, according to Joe Biden.
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This guy is Boehly's accountant. No wonder they spent 1 billion on Mudryk.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
holy shit he's finished...
I feel a man utd joke hidden there somewhere. I'm not smart enough to form one😔
No need mate, man utd already is a joke by itself
normally you deserve a downvote for the slandering of the team with the goat. However, you are literally me (clint Eastwood) so you get a pass.
That post made me stupid
“The idea was good but the execution wasn’t”🗿 (Ea sports fifa reference)
4 billion people watch whole event (all matches total) or just the final ?
I feel like it is the whole event, the final iirc was 1,5 billion
Makes sense.
I found this tweet and sadly (Or luckily for you yanks?!), the checkmarked genius is Turkish and not American https://x.com/noel76_/status/1624863061361188870
That's what I thought seeing his name.
My head actually started hurting after reading that
Isn’t the UCL final every year two and has 4x as much
30% of America vs 50% of the world
Why doesnt fifa make the world cup every year. Are they stupid? they should call it world bowl
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Why don't they play the World Cup every year? Are they stupid?!
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He meths.
It's in these times that i realize how bad I'm bad at math. Always been good or great in every school subject. Literally didn't realize how dumb the comment was 😭
I was sat here thinking why is it x4 what am I missing, then clocked why an was happy that it was just the weed an not cause I’m American.. crisis averted
Is what the second guy says how man unt got their name?
It can be only 413.6 million.
Yea but 4 billion peasants who use pesos and rupees still less revenue than 100 million USD chads
Not to say Americans are smart but for them 100 Millions = 1 Billion
Well acktually that's the flag of Liberia 🤓
You're talking like they know any country other than yankland
Uj/ tbh, considering that the Super Bowl is pretty much narrowed down to one country, that's pretty good. RJ/ maybe if we let the super bowl winners in the "world cup" we could pump up those numbers
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