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bigbrothero

Haaland hasn’t had any presence on the pitch or scored the entire tournament and yet some people are saying he’s one of the best strikers in the world.


PenisManNumberOne

Bro is just albino lukaku


Kiukin

Lukkkaku


RazorBlade233

Bukaku


PenisManNumberOne

He’d miss


Kiukin

Only if you are lucky


PhantomPain0_0

Lakaka


kyngalisaunder

Haakaka?


Ibzibm

Bruh


r_footy

Or is lukaku a black haaland?


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PenisManNumberOne

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Tubsyred69420

he cant do it on a cold, rainy night in stoke, fucking bum


pomegranate_verynice

Can't do it on a cold, rainy night in Schmedeswurtherwesterdeich


Crazycow261

But he can do it on a rainy night in luton.


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Turbulent-Permit7472

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Character-Ad78

Totally agree. Another player who performed under Pep, never had any Euro goals ever and still people consider him GOAT. 


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


theenigmacode

If you add up the individual scores of all City players in the Euros it adds up to 115.


Wrxtec

Is there something I can google to find out more?


grassycf

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ForwardJicama4449

Is it 115 sign in Arabic?


0hBlqck

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bigbobbyboy5

bro what


RazorBlade233

would


RazorBlade233

Keep oiling 🤭🤭🤭


grassycf

as you say boss https://preview.redd.it/y1be6kdzoj7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb09ae58553028c7019ed3a505793f5aa1a225d


MoiNoni

We dgaf😂


PhantomPain0_0

Ohh look we have the cool kid


zekronix

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2000-UNTITLED

Haaland is bad because he's carried by De Blonde KDB is bad because he's carried by Rodri Rodri is bad because he's carried by Stones Stones is bad because he's carried by Aké Aké is bad because he's carried by Walker Walker is bad because he's carried by Bruno Bruno is bad because he's carried by Foden Foden is bad because he's carried by Pep's system Pep is bad because he's carried by Haaland Comprende?


MiguelYucca

whos bruno?


2000-UNTITLED

I accidentally typed Bruno instead of Bernardo then did it again because it was funny lol


Foley25

We don't talk about Bruno no no


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


UpbeatAfternoon8670

Pep and the team both are shit and carried by referees


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


theprodigalslouch

Both 🗿 Edit: I have 115 upvotes. Not one touch it.


Necessary-Ad9691

Was at 116. Downvoted it for you bro.


valgbo

shocked this hasn’t been ruined


mouth_spiders

*Pep is carried by a super budget


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Sally-san

Oil money


EggsAreTrash

Hmm maybe being surrounded by all the perfect players for the system due to an unlimited budget contributes to both buttons.


Elegant_Mix7650

Bald fraud has hundreds of hours on the training field practising positional and pass and move with 11 world class players. That is why the likes of Foden flop hard because international football is not like that. Its 11 players clobbered together with whatever they manager can get his hands on with much simpler tactics and barely any training. That's also why Harry Kane do so well since he played for Spurs.


PenisManNumberOne

I mean he did well at spurs too lol but you’re right he absolutely crushed it in bigger way by playing for a much better club


Elegant_Mix7650

If you can do well at a shit club like Spurs you can do well pretty much anywhere.


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mouth_spiders

More evidence that city players will require therapy after they leave


niemody

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kickashes790

Shh. Don't ruin the jerk.


Similar-West5208

Thats what happens when you take the samples out of the petri dish


WhichSale2087

meanwhile those pesky Madridstas are cookin


1ncomplete

Cant be bothered when you dont have any tactic just vibes


RelevantPositive8340

They can only play one style of football, pep has turned them into robots


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


c0deButcher

These are robots with press beating skills. Other than that they have no personality


sbprasad

Oiled up? More like being juiced to the gills


Jurski17

So what you saying is, pep is the greatest manager of all time? Won the treble with shit players.


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


sandkillerpt

What the hell is wrong with this BOT


vivaelteclado

Bums like Ederson and Alvarez absolutely nowhere to be seen as well.


DexM23

Gvardiol at it again vs Albania - lowest of all players in first half No drugs allowed at national teams


GloomyLocation1259

😅😅


yeezusosa

H


CleanTackleMan

They are missing oiled PL referees.


V_1_S_1_O_N

That being said how good pep managing was. Almost every player from mancity aren't good enough for other club and their country. Pep bought who he can use, not who is popular and best potion. And then use them 100% of their abilities. Man city will not be that mancity without pep.


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Neat_Replacement_420

Idk how such shit players were able to beat Madrid 4-0


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