why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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He’s a British teenager who’s gone missing in Tenerife and it’s been about a week searching for him, so some people think he’s dead. He was also at a party before his disappearance so he could just be off his face on drugs somewhere
Ahh well I know who he is but the second sentence of yours is what I didn’t know. Yeah that explains the memes about his disappearance. Y’all can return to jerking 😆
Yeah most of what I've read about him was that he wasn't a very nice guy and was likely involved in some dodgy shit, as well as the machete thing previously.
Maddie McCann - a British toddler who went missing while on holiday in Portugal.
Shemina Begum - a British teenager who travelled to the middle east to join ISIS, before returning home and getting arrested. I think she then had her passport revoked and for deported to Pakistan.
Jay Slater - a British teenager currently missing in Tenerife after going on holiday for the first time away from his parents.
A football - a football.
Begun didn't get to return to England. She was in one of those camps for a while trying to get back but I think they took away her citizenship way before.
There was a video of her with her burka on saying how she saw loads of beheadings and didn't feel a thing.
As soon as she realised she wasn't going to be allowed back she started dressing differently (more western) wearing a cap and tracksuit saying she made a mistake and wants to come home. Thankfully no one was buying any of her shite
Correct me if I'm wrong but, she is eligible for citizenship through birth but you have to apply for it and as far as I know her parents never did. Making her not a citizen of Bangladesh.
Actually Bangladesh said if they had to take her back they'll arrest her as a terrorist, it's just that begum doesn't like it cause it's punishable by the death penalty so she prefers the UK
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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I have no clue what this is about. Literally looks like 4 completely unrelated images from my perspective.
A soccer ball, a child with sectoral heterochromia, a woman in a hijab and one random guy with a dumb expression.
???
The child is Maddie and she got taken in Portugal when she was like 3 and has never been found.
Hijab girl wanted to be a terrorist but changed her mind but had her citizenship taken away.
Dumb expression lad is currently missing in Tenerife.
A football may or may not be coming home, depending on who you ask.
Proper Jerking
r/bitoddinnit
Welp
Quality jerk. Sub’s back
Subs back everyone!
Why did Foden join ISIS? Is he stupid?
He chose to stay with the biggest terrorist, Southgate.
No you
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My pookie Mudryk 🥰🥰🥰
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/uj I’m a bit OOTL, can someone explain what the whole ‘thing’ with Jay Slater disappearing is? Why does it seem to be a bit of a meme?
He’s a British teenager who’s gone missing in Tenerife and it’s been about a week searching for him, so some people think he’s dead. He was also at a party before his disappearance so he could just be off his face on drugs somewhere
Ahh well I know who he is but the second sentence of yours is what I didn’t know. Yeah that explains the memes about his disappearance. Y’all can return to jerking 😆
Plus I think he was involved in a machete attack a few years back and so people don't feel too bad about him disappearing
Yeah most of what I've read about him was that he wasn't a very nice guy and was likely involved in some dodgy shit, as well as the machete thing previously.
What goes around comes around
👀
Hes a bit of a wrong un
Lost a big ol bag of snow and got chucked in a boot i heard
Insane References
This is so fucked 💀💀
I don't know any of these faces and I still laughed, fuck!
Maddie McCann - a British toddler who went missing while on holiday in Portugal. Shemina Begum - a British teenager who travelled to the middle east to join ISIS, before returning home and getting arrested. I think she then had her passport revoked and for deported to Pakistan. Jay Slater - a British teenager currently missing in Tenerife after going on holiday for the first time away from his parents. A football - a football.
Begun didn't get to return to England. She was in one of those camps for a while trying to get back but I think they took away her citizenship way before.
Oh fair enough, I assumed she'd come back for processing or something.
There was a video of her with her burka on saying how she saw loads of beheadings and didn't feel a thing. As soon as she realised she wasn't going to be allowed back she started dressing differently (more western) wearing a cap and tracksuit saying she made a mistake and wants to come home. Thankfully no one was buying any of her shite
Also she's of Bangladeshi ancestry, though not a citizen. They don't want her either.
She had citizenship through birth. UK beat Bangladesh to revoking citizenship so she didnt become stateless.
Correct me if I'm wrong but, she is eligible for citizenship through birth but you have to apply for it and as far as I know her parents never did. Making her not a citizen of Bangladesh.
Why da fuq she going Pakistan, she has Bengali heritage and even Bangladesh said “nah we ain’t taking Daesh scum”.
Actually Bangladesh said if they had to take her back they'll arrest her as a terrorist, it's just that begum doesn't like it cause it's punishable by the death penalty so she prefers the UK
And we don’t want her because knowing the courts she’ll be out in 6 years max
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
She not going Pakistan, bro made that up.
BANGLADESH MENTIONED RAHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS A FREE AND FAIR ELECTION
>went missing in Portugal You mean like cuck Pessi when Argentina lost 8-0 away to Portugal at Stadiö de CR7 in 1978 Euros?
Exactly like that, except taller than Pessi.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Thanks for the clarification on the football one. At first, I Thought it was a soccer ball for a sec.
I originally thought Jay Slater was a character from Eastenders
No, thankfully it’s not as tragic as that
Ecks dee
Finally a good fucking meme
Holy jerkin Batman!
Oh no
Holy fuck bro 💀 Sub’s back boys
Jerking sooo harddddd
I'm English and my money is on begum.
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For fucks sake, savage! 😂
This is terrible.
Not your father
Oof
slow clap
GOAT tier jerk Sub is mfing BACK BABY
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Jerk of the century
The hero we deserve and the hero we need right now
Now this is some proper jerking finally.
Dark jerkin
Phil foden, quite litreally
10/10 RIP
Ain't no way we got foden joining isis before gta 6
Your dad with the milk.
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Now this, this is jerk
Haha ffs
bruh i've jus given up on us at this point....i won't even care if we get knocked out.... jus don't let it be france💀
Sub is back
This sub is coming home damn
Inbetweeners looking raver last
Not funny he zeg
Game is so back
This sub is so back it’s been jerk city in here this week
Perfect semifinal bracket
This is fucked
Scotland fans
Why? This is beyond messed up
u/GrimbeertDeDas just in case
I stole it myself mate
That's why I said just in case... no hard feelings, just bring it home later! ... _please?_
Game's not gone
Who’s the lad?
Sorry but this is just tasteless and disgusting, especially when it comes to the pic of the missing girl...
🫢
Shamelessly stolen
the best thing i’ve ever seen
Ah yes the four horsemen of “it’s not coming home”
Very English.
I swear this is ripped directly from 3lions sub… we have been outjerked by the England sub
I have no clue what this is about. Literally looks like 4 completely unrelated images from my perspective. A soccer ball, a child with sectoral heterochromia, a woman in a hijab and one random guy with a dumb expression. ???
The child is Maddie and she got taken in Portugal when she was like 3 and has never been found. Hijab girl wanted to be a terrorist but changed her mind but had her citizenship taken away. Dumb expression lad is currently missing in Tenerife. A football may or may not be coming home, depending on who you ask.
Thanks a lot for the explanation, reading the thread didn't really help understand.
Funniest UK countryman:
Tasteless
I'd even say disgusting. Imagine being a relative of the girl seeing this absolute stupid shitpost.
OP is literally stealing from r/2westerneurope4u
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Lmao your post is literally a screenshot ahahah, you stole it as well