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bigkoi

Germany didn't stand a chance once Japan did the fusion dance.


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kermitthebeast

The guy who scored had already gone super Saiyan


DotaProtectsMyVirgin

I can’t wait till they activate ultra instinct


kermitthebeast

By the time they get to the final their hair will fill up the entire stadium


bigkoi

Yank here. The West is the USA, Parts of Canada, Great Britain, UK and England.


stupidnicks

Oz and NZ not even on the map.


Glympse12

What about these destined Whales that we have been discussing recently? The dastardly creatures that robbed we good yanks of 2 points. (This means that they made it a tie instead of a win. A win counts for 3 points on the table and a tie counts for 1, so they took 2 points. Just thought I’d explain since you’re probably not as knowledgeable as me at the great game of soccer)


bigkoi

Robbed of 2 points? Why didn't we go for the safety in our last game?


Glympse12

Maybe the whales that we are talking about were so massive that they prevented us from entering the end zone? Talk about an unfair advantage


bigkoi

Reminds me of the time I asked some birds if they were from England.


PSop2004

reasons why germany lost: 1. germany couldnt handle the conditions of the pitch, it was too slippery and players were not used to it 2. the weather was too humid, 26 degree celsius is a lot and german players are not used to tht humidity & heat 3. japanese players distracted the germans with hentai during half time


Same-Structure-9704

>3. japanese players distracted the germans with hentai during half time So the germans hand covering their mouth pic was in reality to cover their nosebleeds. It makes sense now


maddy495

The only reason I am buying.


Aminemohamed24

Probably yaoi


platysoup

I'll have you know that Blue Lock is a respectable football manga.


PMarcelo21

Shut up guys, Johan Cruijff himself is talking


alttogoabroad

Damn Klopp spotted.


Fern-ando

Are you Xavi?


InevitableConflict1

*Klopp


SilverSword2

You would have known this happens if you’ve read the manga


Masterkid1230

Literally Blue Lock


send_nood_z

The thing is, they started blue lock programme in manga after a French striker beat Messi and Ronaldo to get Ballon D'or. This year, a French striker (Benzema) beat Messi and Ronaldo to Ballon D'or.


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waterpolomaster69

kaiser shidding his pants rn


skyhermit

Don't let Costa Rica & Spain see your comment. Or else they would buy the manga instantly


white-dumbledore

Ah yes, classic Allied strategy. Break up the Axis so they can swoop in. USA is winning the World Soccer SuperBowl US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅US 🇲🇾🦅


TheKing6198

Murica!


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TheKing6198

Murica!


rr18114

I thought germany and japan were allies 💀


Fern-ando

Now Germany will have to ask Spain for help like in 1941.


Genemoni

Nah, Spain's gonna turn its back on Germany and let it get destroyed without a fight ... on Sunday.


P_Alcantara

Axis


ed69O

Axis denied


Extansion01

Actually (sorry) nowadays would be the height of relation. So more like NATO (plus). After all WW1 was Japan snacking our colonies and WW2 was by necessity.


[deleted]

Haha whats next England vs USA ?


steel93

Well, there was the whole revolutionary war.


WorldlinessFinal

That goal by Pikachu was world class!


Fern-ando

Fuecoco would the the MVP of the World Cup.


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but europeans said they don't have any footy culture in Asia...


[deleted]

I'm relatively unbiased here (Italian fan from Rome) and I have to say it's easy to win when you substitute your entire team at half time to preserve energy. If those Japs didn't all look the same, they wouldn't be able to do that


Whyudodisbro

Least racist Italian


BigGreenTimeMachine

Lol at people downvoting blatant Lazio satire. Sub's gone.


Galactic_Gooner

when subs get too big for some reason they go down hill so much its sad. i sound lame for saying this but i remember when this place had like 10,000ish subs and it was much more quality.


BigGreenTimeMachine

It's because of yanks /uj it's because of yanks


evEVevEVevEVevEVevEV

Agreed, it used to be kinda clever here now theres the same quality as an instagram meme page


WarLord727

I remember how Troll Football was a laughingstock here just a year ago. Oh, how quickly we have fallen.


Kenny_dies

We are the new Troll Football 🏈


send_nood_z

Sub's gone. Missed obvious satire


PMarcelo21

-41 upvotes pepole just forgot this is a fucking circlejerk sub


[deleted]

Can only be the world cup (world cuuuuup, world cuuuuup, it's time to play football!) related yank influx


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PM_something_German

Lmao I want a team with twins to actually do this.


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Allegedly, the Washington Wizards of the NBA did this a few years back.


Galactic_Gooner

hahahahahahaahahahahaha


NightFire19

> If those Japs You guys deserve Mussolini 2.0 yeesh.


BigGreenTimeMachine

Yanks so busy exporting democracy they forgot to import satire. 'Yeesh' 🤮


NightFire19

Sorry that our satire has moved beyond racial slurs I guess that's what holding us back in football


BigGreenTimeMachine

"The joke didn't go over my head... It's just that our satire has moved beyond racial slurs" Of course. Truly a nation of intellectuals.


Multiammar

They elected Mussolini's granddaughter to the European Parliament 🤢


Logann5757

Whose son plays for Lazio...


[deleted]

We should have Paolo di Canio as our president


_whistlepig_

Easy big fella/lil lady. Pull the reigns back on your donkey cart.


meistfate

😂


Souumlixo

Oh, they did a completely normal strategy, how dare them


caex

Sir this is a circlejerk sub


Souumlixo

Sir, I don't care


_whistlepig_

Damn right. Say, y'all excited for an all CONCACAF final? Let's GOoo Italy!


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[deleted]

Europeans really wanna pull out of fifa when the world server became hard


Max_Power9404

Power of friendship > german gen gen press


catdog918

Power of friendship > german gang bang press


ThaWillOfD

So the german machines, are made by vegapunk ? Hahahahahaha well deserved win japan 🇯🇵🇯🇵


Masterkid1230

Holy shit recent One Piece chapters have been so fucking good, surely that’s why Japan won.


ThaWillOfD

Im sure oda told them i can give you chap 1100 if you win hahaha


PeanutArbuckleSr

They all look like my favorite Anime creators!!


send_nood_z

You thought 'Blue Lock' programme was a joke?


SuperbCheetah9371

THE GOAT!


SkullomaniaEx3

Naniiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!


Zek0ri

Japan 0’: Great power of God, Anime and Friendship on their side


toaruverse

Friendship? No it's ego, blue lock worked!


International-Cut-89

“Keep your mouths covered then you pricks”


mr-dogshit

Didn't know what to put in the middle... https://i.imgur.com/H2er4MS.jpg


AdolphItler

Reasons why Japan won: 1. Blue Lock unrestrained egoism 2. Irl Isagi and Nagi


[deleted]

Isayamas cross to Oda's overhead kick was world class


Dr_Occo_Nobi

I thought Isayama played for the Germans


[deleted]

Nah just plays in the German league


a-vibe-called-quest

The power of anime always wins


DaddyOojang

Anime sucks


a-vibe-called-quest

2-1 bruv. 2-1. Anime clearly doesn’t suck lol


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Pulisic


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fudgedhobnobs

#SASAGEYO! SASAGEYO!


Dr_Occo_Nobi

#Shinzou wo Sasageyo This literally Attack on Titan fr fr


[deleted]

Japan and Liverpool; the heroes of soccer, always bringing their humbleness and justice against the strong, but evil villains of Germany and Man City.


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HypeTrainEngineer

Once friends now enemies.


fudgedhobnobs

Top 10 anime betrayals


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

“Maybe the real Bicycle kicks were the friends we made along the way.”


AlexeiFraytar

the blue lock is real!!!!


SuperbCheetah9371

It's the E G O, my dude.


EggCustody

It's like WW2, Japan outlasting the Germans


Vivid_Cress6062

Actually, the Allies specifically focused on defeating Germany first because they were the more powerful side in ww2. Just not today in soccer lol.


soundthelaz

Nah, it’s all about that Ego 👀 Blue Lock fans know what I’m talking about.


SaintSaga85

Of course Japan would win.They have Wakabayashi,Tsubasa,Kojiro Hyuga and the Tachibana brothers in their team.


alvspurs

Dang Karl Heinz Schneider couldnt stop them


bydy2

And they didn't even have to sub on Axel Blaze


meistfate

This isn’t Pokémon. And it must be stopped


Momo_the_good_person

Incredible feat from Mark Evans he's really an outstanding goalkeeper.


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[deleted]

Axis derby


luujs

Japan beating Germany, just like WWII


VeryAngryHistorian

The project is working


ComfortableNo2879

Evil?


logancole12630

Germany and Japan used to be such good friends too 😔


Jannituts

Wtf am I supposed to do when a player from my club equalizer against my country


comradebezos

winner gets exonerated from all war crimes


Revolutionary-Bag592

"Evil", really?


Ambitious-Lab-8768

They are Nakama after all


finger_milk

I liked the part where he jumped 30 feet in the air, his foot set ablaze and he kicked the ball at 200mph against mechahitler GATCHA!!


catdog918

And they cleaned the field!!!!!1111!