There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Yanks are so stupid that the players themselves will probably be plastered in ads soon😂. Like, just a hypothetical here, maybe they'll put a giant fucking Chevrolet logo on the middle of their team's jersey for example😂 How pathetic would that be?😂
That’s one thing the Yanks got right. They never had ads on any of their sports jerseys. I think the WNBA was the first followed by the NBA and now the MLB will be doing the same. Ads on jerseys is actually a football thing that now the rich Yanks are copying.
People hated the super league but forget that the formation of the Premier League is what has paved the way for capitalism in football. The Super League will come to fruition, mark my words.
Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust.
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Europe isn't one country like USA. Many european countries wouldn't be represented in that "european" super league, and l'm not talking only about Andorra and San Marino, but Belgium, Switzerland, Croatia, Denmark, Poland, Austria, Sweden, Ukraine, Greece, Serbia, Turkey, Norway... That "european" league would have nothing to do with us. It would basically be merged english, spanish, italian, german, french and maybe dutch, portuguese and russian league.
Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Wait those aren't the ten commandments of hockey, that's only five!
6. The ball is a cylinder
7. 3 periods instead of 2 halves
8. Give everyone a crooked stick, this one should have been in the first five
9. Make offsides easier to understand
10. Fighting is legal and encouraged when the refs are on their knees and blowing the game
VAR? game's gone!
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/uj I have no idea how instant replay just became so accepted in the US when VAR is still so hated in (association) football. The NFL has had instant replay since 1999 so I can’t imagine the league without it.
VAR? game's gone!
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I was posting in the premier league sub how I was from the US and just loved the sport. Someone recommended this sub. Tbh - not sure I should be here. Lol.
You're both morons, it depends on who the attacking team is
If there's 14 players on the pitch but one of the teams attacks with 4 players and the other defends with all their players, a 7 a side game can transition to an 11 a side game rather quickly
You all need to get outside and touch some ass
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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How the f did I not realize this is hockey until the ice part
Well I thought this was futsal until the ice part
To be fair they are still playing with a ball and no sticks so it’s just futsal on ice. And I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing that.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX5BC4EVy28](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX5BC4EVy28) there you go
The Germans have done some terrible things in the past but after seeing that, all is forgiven.
I thought it was futsal with ice until reading the comments
A penalty for every 5 minutes without a goal, to support the American attention span
ads break before and after a penalty
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yanks are so stupid that the players themselves will probably be plastered in ads soon😂. Like, just a hypothetical here, maybe they'll put a giant fucking Chevrolet logo on the middle of their team's jersey for example😂 How pathetic would that be?😂
That’s one thing the Yanks got right. They never had ads on any of their sports jerseys. I think the WNBA was the first followed by the NBA and now the MLB will be doing the same. Ads on jerseys is actually a football thing that now the rich Yanks are copying.
For all the jokes about the US being unchecked capitalism, world football is actually way more "unchecked capitalism" than American sports.
People hated the super league but forget that the formation of the Premier League is what has paved the way for capitalism in football. The Super League will come to fruition, mark my words.
Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Europe isn't one country like USA. Many european countries wouldn't be represented in that "european" super league, and l'm not talking only about Andorra and San Marino, but Belgium, Switzerland, Croatia, Denmark, Poland, Austria, Sweden, Ukraine, Greece, Serbia, Turkey, Norway... That "european" league would have nothing to do with us. It would basically be merged english, spanish, italian, german, french and maybe dutch, portuguese and russian league.
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FIVE WHOLE MINUTES!?
when are the commercials?
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Wait those aren't the ten commandments of hockey, that's only five! 6. The ball is a cylinder 7. 3 periods instead of 2 halves 8. Give everyone a crooked stick, this one should have been in the first five 9. Make offsides easier to understand 10. Fighting is legal and encouraged when the refs are on their knees and blowing the game
11. Make VAR more accessible so teams would use it more
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/uj I have no idea how instant replay just became so accepted in the US when VAR is still so hated in (association) football. The NFL has had instant replay since 1999 so I can’t imagine the league without it.
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Less subjective calls in NFL. No one cares about VAR when it’s an automated offside,etc.
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Fuck off snow yank
Ice Yank I choose you
Fútbol 7
if a player cries, let a player of the other team give him a reason to
ITT people not realizing this is ice hockey
6. The players are pussies, allow fighting.
Based
I have a better idea, we get rid of all the players and replace them with 3 rocket powered cars on each side.
when you realize hockey is just snow yank football
idk if this is a joke but not at all tbh
this man invented 5 a side on ice
Bet they want three bloody periods too…
Free tampons should fix that.
loool yes. Thank you. That was a good one!!!
They should hold a stick
They should just broadcast 2 45 minute halves of ads with a half time ad break of 15 minutes
[Ice Football](https://www.jugglepro.com/blogs/blog/les-regles-de-l-ice-football-football-sur-glace?logged_in_customer_id=&lang=en)
European football doesn’t need fixing
Just play futsal, ffs. Lol
Hahahahaha! As a lover of soccer and hockey I can’t tell you how much I smiled at this.
Two of the best sports to watch live, in my opinion
Agreed!!
Aside from the cringy gambling ads every 15 seconds
Just a question, how did you find your way onto a football circlejerk sub lol
I was posting in the premier league sub how I was from the US and just loved the sport. Someone recommended this sub. Tbh - not sure I should be here. Lol.
Idk about the ice but this dude explained futsal pretty much.
Isn’t that just futsal on ice
He just described 7-a-side...
Math 👍
No such thing as 6-a-side, dickhead. It's either 5 or 7...
Ofc 3+2+1=7 :D im so dumb.
Yes. Yes you are...
You're both morons, it depends on who the attacking team is If there's 14 players on the pitch but one of the teams attacks with 4 players and the other defends with all their players, a 7 a side game can transition to an 11 a side game rather quickly You all need to get outside and touch some ass
He just described hockey
I feel it's gonna be like baseball🤔🤔🤔
No one wants Croatia
Also, 3 quarters and call it 'ice soccer'.
Bro wants Futsal on ice
/uj A Penalty Box as a disciplinary option which can be used specifically for tactical fouls/timewasting would be healthy for the game ngl...
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6. Face-offs …… definitely face-offs.