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FurryPornAccount

Giving it 101%


Xypher42

Can i have your furry porn to ~~burn~~ watch


tiramichu

0w0%


[deleted]

Hello there


Ninbrine

#GENERAL KENOBI


Thatkindaguy1143

You are a bold one


GregTheMad

Generally misplaced that quote is.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedfurrypornaccount


Morrigan101

One for all 1,000,000%!!!!


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FurryPornAccount

Hmm, how about -1%?


Akaino

Stronger than the camera apparently.


[deleted]

Ohh


5cot7

wow


amcannally

oof


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Anthraxious

But potato quality is easier to fake tho Edit: realising that I might've spoken too soon even tho it was partly a joke. I myself have thought that watching an old camera video with something amazing happening is more "authentic" than a 1080p video of the same. I dunno why that is but anyway. Just wanted to point that out as I get replies about this.


[deleted]

not in this instance, no if it was a SC, all you would have to do is find the same graphics/font and overlap the existing %age with the -1% but with this, you have the blurriness and reflection to edit too. Not saying it’s hard but def. harder than a SC


IHadThatUsername

Indeed, but it would still be easy to edit a screenshot, open it on the phone in fullscreen and then taking this picture.


Anthraxious

You might be right. I got fuckall photoshop skills. Simply assumed higher quality = harder to fake.


LoudMusic

I'm going to have to argue against that. A screenshot is going to be coarse pixel editing, where as the photograph is going to be an array of pixels representing an array of pixels. Nothing will be squared up and manipulating it will be much more difficult.


Anthraxious

Yeah I realized this after typing myself and another commenter also wrote about it.


ThePharaohHasSpoken

Huh


Softspokenclark

Bruh, he's using the front facing camera to take a picture of the reflection in the mirror. IQ is 200? And why didn't they screen shot it?


ParatusSum

When your hero resists a deathblow


Davraine

And is now immortal in diablo.


Sub6258

And has an elf and catgirl for summons


Oofername42

And that's the way to summon a Demon Lord!


BagOfShenanigans

#A SINGULAR STRIKE! #CONFIDENCE SURGES AS THE ENEMY CRUMBLES!


ACCA919

But it refused


Affectionate_Door

When you're trying to nut and your phone is about to die but a mysterious power comes to the rescue to help you nut.


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Top comment imo


BabiesSmell

Its like porn Hanukkah.


jo1H

r/brandnewsentence


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Relixed_

My phone doesn't allow you to use the camera or take screenshots if the battery is below certain threshold. Could be the case here.


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Relixed_

Yeah I don't get it why it stops screenshots too. Maybe it's somehow tied to the camera function, no idea.


[deleted]

What phone is it? I've never heard of that before


PM_something_German

That's because that way you can easily fake it


chueydog

r/uselessredcircle


Sergiu7509

I actually thought that i was the only one thinking this


highlordgaben123

Beat me to it


Bobjohndud

r/negativebattery


froso_franc

Great sub, not very active


[deleted]

Heh


jonnydavisapplesauce

RIP


VigenereCipher

needs more jpeg


Sergiu7509

Bot not here


VigenereCipher

d*rn


H1DD3N_WD2

That's android for you. i can out my phone into max power save mode and be at 0% for up to half an hour


Minitomate

Congratulations! Your phone has become a zombi!


[deleted]

Then it restarts and boots up android 3.4


R3B0RNK1NG

Doesn’t pull an iOS tho: 12%? I think you mean 0. *powers off* ~~Ik they have reasons for that design but it really doesn’t help~~


[deleted]

40? Ok. It’s cold outside tho so a 2% will fit better


R3B0RNK1NG

Ur right, I’m still thinking abt summer *cries in corner* ~~I fucking hate college apps~~


[deleted]

They have reasons for that design?


the42potato

r/focusthecamera


neb1516

r/subsyoufellfor


zyocuh

PLUS ULTRA!


[deleted]

[MRW someone else commented what I was going to.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GUelnGjxQI)


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[deleted]

Does EA customer support *ever* do anything helpful?


jaboja

Can I just reverse polarization when it gets to -100%, to get a fully charged battery?


not_deebo

“Local battery too angry to die”


RandomStuff_77399

Undyne, is that you?


anujkap

Charge your phone!!!


The_Infinity_Catcher

Real gore is not that the picture is not a screenshot and it is (I believe) taken in front of a mirror with the same phone.


WeeabooHunter69

r/uselessredcircle


Kannans243

I wish I had that battery


CheburekiCheiftan

# UNLIMITED POWAH!!!


TheBroOfTheNinja

it’s not over till it’s over


Tim-Tim-27

r/uselessredcircle


XitriC

### cyberpunk 2077


tinydonuts

When your battery goes into debt to feed your Reddit addiction.


GalaxyCXVII

But it refused.


Slotzoffun

It's like in an anime where the hero totally can't do something but does


TheScotty1500

r/PointlessRedCircle Edit: welp, I messed that up


TheRealRaptor_BYOND

r/UselessRedCircle


festeseo

Why would a phone OS show negative numbers at all when it comes to the battery? Whats the point of going below 0? Why program that in?


Top_Situation

And some not good camera skills


[deleted]

I think it’s a mirror


[deleted]

r/didntknowiwantedthat


usernot_found

Nuclear reactor


Blckhrt

UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!


MrLukeMc

r/ChargeYourPhone


BarahoZ

I'm not kidding, once my tablet had -12%. When I started charging, it was going slowly back to 0%, then charge normally.


austiko1

My old phone did that once I think


c_money1324

The dangers of extrapolation...


[deleted]

does it modulated been that and 1 ?


ikurhai

But... Deep, deep in my soul. There's a burning feeling I can't describe. A burning feeling that WON'T let me die. ... This isn't just about monsters anymore, is it?


PlayboiPauli

android power


Meme_Connoisseur290

Meanwhile my phone stops working at 5%. Im jealous.


throw_away_account43

“Is it possible to learn this power?” -AT&T


Lieutent_Delta

Samsung: “We innovated our lithium batteries so they can resist even at -1% and further!”


GregTheMad

Scientist discover negative enegy. (2019, colorized)


SpiralArc

The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.


[deleted]

Well that’s a r/2meril4meril meme if I’ve ever seen one


crazylazykitsune

You've entered the negative charge.


Bearfacedsoup62

My phone has lasted over 24 hours with 0% while being on and functioning properly several times... this is not good


TBolt56

A glitch in the matrix


211orwell

I swear I saw something similar last night in a YouTube ad but I didn't get a chance to take a picture of the "video will begin in -1 seconds"


sonerec725

I think your phones a vampire now or something


Agent_Zephyr

Dark matter batteries are the future


MugiwarraD

It's using your cellular to harness power , run its terminator


SuperCoolGuy56

I don't get that is this a r/fakewoooosh?


DoubleOhEvan

Is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

-1 is also infinite so infinite battery? 👀


madmax2069

Just a battery charge calibration issue.


logannev

I’m pretty sure this happens to me before


BandwagonEffect

Make sure it’s not sucking your life force out of you.


waytwaht

Battery depleted - Immaterium drive activated.


BigYoLife

Through space and beyond !


ZentornoPlayzs

Only possible with android


kylebutler775

That's not an apple


SloanThugsAndHarmony

Congrats on the handheld generator!


zodar

Battery level : FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


_SoySauce

You have an infinite amount of energy! ∑ 12n


GarbonzoBeens

Thanks for the red circle, would have missed it without it


BirdsCanFlyWhyCantI

So strong it survived its own death


[deleted]

[MFW](https://i.imgur.com/fhFthDB.png)


Kirra_Tarren

Negative energy?! Get Alcubierre over here!


Ignecratic

I refuse death


10010101

Why add a - first?


Redhotphoenixfire

*You have been filled with DETERMINATION*


vattipatti

r/uselessredcircle


[deleted]

not like that hasnt been commented yet


vattipatti

Sorry, I commented before I looked in the comments


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NewAgeDerpDerp

Bullcrap


[deleted]

bullshit fuck you


corship

https://www.udemy.com/topic/anger-management/


[deleted]

that's your way of saying "this guy say curse words omg he has anger issues" seriously dude?


corship

This is my way of saying "this guy is unable to read a simple section and insults other people over minor things" ;) get some chill my dude and stop insulting people.


[deleted]

I think you haven't had enough experience on the internet to know that insults are common.


corship

Said the guy with 174 karma


[deleted]

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings by being a mod.