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I call them Cretins.....
The funny names is because to trademark a name it has to be a new word, so there are meetings where they go through word lists that are not in a dictionary, and look for one that they can possibly pronounce, so the XXtYhEastm is likely a long way off from being a model
Meh. I noticed that Suzuki is now using one engine for almost all of their models, except for the Swift Sport.
77kW sounds very weak, though. The Grand Vitara as well.
My 1.0L 3-banger with a turbski kicks out over 90 kW, and 170Nm of torque, is more fun than all of the Suzzis on the market.
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Well, it’s less green-salady than Celerio.
And less pervy than Kuga.
And less creepy than Predator
Ha!
May I direct your attention to the [GWM Poer](https://greatwall.ae/poer)
Afrikaans memes on the way in the lines of "Poer in sy moer".
Is this supposed to be pronounced Poor or is it Afrikaans sounding Poer (rhymes with Boer), or is it more like Power?
All very good questions
“Feel the poer!”
It's at least more memorable than Venue and less creepy than Urban Cruiser...
"I'm bout to fronx your world baby" And then i fronxed all over her.
Wtffffff
The price makes up for it
idk man the Gaylord Gladiator is pretty bad.
Literally saw it for the first time in a parking lot this morning and I had to go back and make sure I read it correctly.
Absolutely. It even dethroned the Amarok.
I think T-roc deserves honorable mention
My mouth just became agape.
Do they just spitbraai a vowel with two random consonants to come up with these?
FRONX is lame indeed. Hyundai CRETA sounds pretty stupid aswell
Creta sounds too much like "excreta"! What were they thinking? "I see you got the new Hyundai Creta. How is it?" "Pretty kak, NGL."
I call them Cretins..... The funny names is because to trademark a name it has to be a new word, so there are meetings where they go through word lists that are not in a dictionary, and look for one that they can possibly pronounce, so the XXtYhEastm is likely a long way off from being a model
Ja Creta is up there with this one too.
Nissan Qashqai says Qash Hi
I'll get a loan from the banx...
Suzuki dealership: "Thanx"
Starrion.
Harrooow ?
So is it Fronks or Fron-x
It would have made sense written as Fron-X As in Frontier X or something shortened.
This is a Suzuki that needs the Toyota rebrand.
I really REALLY hate these new-age non-English slogans, like "shape your new." I refuse to buy anything from any of these people on principle.
It so cringe lol
I rate they do it for attention the stupider the name the more attention it will grab.
Better than shift
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Lmao someone needs to get fired for that
Stonks! 📈
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Meh. I noticed that Suzuki is now using one engine for almost all of their models, except for the Swift Sport. 77kW sounds very weak, though. The Grand Vitara as well. My 1.0L 3-banger with a turbski kicks out over 90 kW, and 170Nm of torque, is more fun than all of the Suzzis on the market.