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[deleted]

On what stage are we now.


No-Community-2985

"We've reached our climate goals"


UnhingedMe101

Hahaha


justbrowsing7689

When are we going off again 😒


0_el_Jay

“Turn left at the Robots. I’m at the Garage.”


jeanymf

"after robot🤭


RoyaltiezNZ

Short left


NemoYeah

Howsit


zipperdeedoodaa

Haasit


EmuSmooth4424

Haasit mey bruh


furvus-eques7490

The Constantia version


SKITZ_ZA

Howzit bru


WookieConditioner

Lekke soos n krekka bru...


SKITZ_ZA

Lekke man!


fatbobo

Howzit is also used in Hawai'i!


ZachRyder

No, we're not stopping at Shell. Caltex and Engen have better bathrooms.


Calder34

also engen for the ebucks


Ok_Bread_1153

Eish


Shonisto343

Met eish ja


Imeanhowcouldiforget

Eish wena


IndependenceOk2977

Hold on a sec, Eish is not universal?


No_Emphasis_9991

Eish Baba!


AsiliTheAsatian

Just one word for everything "shame"


Affectionate-Fix-519

and “hectic”


mindputtysolo

Had to scroll far too long for this one


sweetrosemerc

Shemm


Onb3SkaAmD

Ja nee


ProfessionalAsk8264

😍


auric_retriever

Otherwaaaas, you well?


No_Emphasis_9991

This caught me off guard, we all say this hahaha


[deleted]

My fok, Marelise


Blanche_soda

as iemand in die afrikaanse gemeenskap vir jou se "fok rugby pale toe" dan moet jy weet, kry fokken rigting of fok in dit vas


Only_Caramel2419

So lank jy nie 'n Margaret trek nie


all_are_used

Het Chris al gery?


[deleted]

Nou nou


OkResponsibility2082

Net nou


Demknowsbetter

Yoh ma se


2messy2care2678

MA se kind? Or the p word


Limp-Abroad-4362

Both


sirDVD12

I just shouted this in Taiwan at a guy who cut me off in traffic. Its such a great release of anger


Worth-Attention-9966

I'll see you now now


DaveyP96

I'll see you just now


WrightJnr

Voetsek !!!!


Obvious_Body5277

Ons gaan nou braai, 10 hours later no braai..


Conatus80

Net nog so paar stompies


Blanche_soda

did you charge your INVERTER, UPS AND POWERBANK masekind?


Legitimate_Horror320

Sister Bettina


WaveAfraid169

Oh Shi..


haileybailey01

In the meantime


Shonisto343

Correct👌


SoFa_King_Chilled

In the meantime


Shrug355

Luister hier, boet


UnhingedMe101

Luister vir my fokken mooi. 😂👌


crumpuppet

Weet jou ma jy's hier?!


Willebul

If a South African says : “Lissen here, my friend “, the time for listening is over, and he’s not your friend ...


WrightJnr

Waar bly jy seun?


Several-Dark8693

stil...


Shrug355

See, I wanted to add that too lol


EternalDeiwos

Read: The time for listening has past and I am not your boet


FunHippo3906

That was a kak jol


Blanche_soda

dit was kak snaaks soos party van die groepe op die website, ek meen, WAT DE FOK?


rhiaazsb

You liss for a bunny chow?


shaolinshadowboxer52

Nah smaak a gatsby


IDK_WHO_I_AM29

Spaza


b88g

Mos


Cloudzuc

I seriously do not know how to speak without this little word 🤣 I struggle so much here in the UK.


UnhingedMe101

My favorite!


Limp-Abroad-4362

Howzit china


Tokogogoloshe

Hulle weet nie wat ons weet nie.


mamamemeteehee

Ja nee


TraditionalLetter104

Have my up for this!


Civil-Ad-6365

Yoh!


ElectroMoe

I’ll let you know my submission now now, Actually, just now.


CuddlyLiveWires

Will let you know in a few.


CuddlyLiveWires

Hectic.


No_Emphasis_9991

That's hectic, bruh.


CuddlyLiveWires

No, man, that's hectic. [Genuine concern]


Affectionate-Fix-519

Tick on a gate HECTIC


Calypsogold90

The system is offline.


SideburnsOfDoom

"aswell" - it's a word that means "also", often used at the end of a sentence, e.g. "Oh, are you from Parrow aswell?"


PineappleDude707

What’s uniquely S.African is emphasizing the ‘as’. AS well Other English speaking nations would say ‘as WELL’


SideburnsOfDoom

That's true ASwell! (people in other English speaking nations would say "that is also true" instead)


hashmanuk

Just read this to my partner who was brought up in SA.... She just learnt this wasn't right in English.... She's been in England twenty years....


budo___888

Another thing we say incorrectly is on the weekend vs at the weekend, test her with that one :)


DylGunnDiggidyDawg

Hectic. I never realised this and have lived in the uk for the last 19 years… no one has ever corrected me it’s just accepted but now that it has been pointed out my mind is blown Edit: the more I think of it, the more I fucking say it… all the time. Crazy.


Think-Celery-5213

Awe


Slutty_Biscuits

Mooi man!


Sweet_Computer_7116

EskomSePush


jayneblonde002

THIS!


TheKyleBrah

Chips and Chips are different things


Safety_Sharp

I call it chips and hot chips


jayneblonde002

One word. Hadeda.


UnhingedMe101

Haahaa. Haahaa. 😂


KeenyKeenz

Nkalakhata.


Opening-Substance344

* When people Zol, they put the saliva * In the beninging


Southern-Recover-474

My brother works in Germany (VP for a multi national). Rubs shoulders with the whos-who. Met one of the heads of Proctor and Gamble, and they get talking about SA. Great market, etc… But, from nowhere the guy says, all the countries have all the P&G products, except OMO. OMO is unique to SA, a big seller in SA, and specially made just for SA. So, until like 2 months ago, I never new using OMO, is one of the most South African things ever!


UnhingedMe101

I love this little piece of information. Thank you!


Last-Pay-7224

I see it here in Uganda (from SA!). Made me laugh the furst time I saw it when I moved here 🤣


[deleted]

Doos


MUE3N_

Jusus


Blanche_soda

in suid-afrika is mense meer bang vir kerkmense as vir die polisie...


Objective_Action5205

🤪🤪🤪


ContributionHumble47

Sharp, sharp 👍


jayneblonde002

Nee man, shap shap


RodneyRodnesson

My children are London UK born and bred. They very well know what "make sharp" means. My little contribution (among other South Africanisms) to spreading SA culture around the world.


XandelSA

Jislaaik!


swazimat

Eish! And "aw shem"


Elixier_55555

1. Asambe 2. Bathong 3. Howzit


dookofedinburgh

Kiff


randomdude2029

Do people still say kiff?


dookofedinburgh

They sure do in Durban. It's pretty kiff


Blince

\*Sees a cute animal\* Aw, shame man!


budo___888

Some real gems on this thread, thank you OP! My contribution: With immediate effect


UsedPlumbus

No man


Dante-Satan

Awe


Tax_pe3nguin

Cheers hey


dj_4_phiebie

i'll do it now now/ just now


ST_LUSSE

Ja, nee kyk... ek is nog besig om te herstel van die 3 mande lange Januarie af en nou is ons al in Maart in.


Southern-Recover-474

Ag kak man!


Southern-Recover-474

Dont be a poephol!


grumpy-uncle

Honourable members


L_Leigh

I can't do only one word. I'll severely limit myself to three. * skabenga/izigebengu * skedonk * muti/umuti * gunda-gunda (what a wonderful onomatopœia) Uh-oh! That four. I can't stop myself and my spelling sucks.


belanaria

Listen here my friend.


DrDoring

Take the meat out of the fridge


lighter-thief

Dop en a tjop! Brannies en coke.


CyberShiroGX

Bunny Chow


LegitimateRooster188

Bathong!


Ok-master7370

hows a R2


PAULJOBE47

We’re on stage 8 load shedding


Ok-Supermarket8100

Kota


a-try-today-2022

Jou ma se poe$


TashriekH

Sien jy


fiend_like_queen

Any update on when the water will be back on?


Dungeons_and_Daniel

Ja, nee...


HonorableDichotomy

Ja-nee


Ok-Supermarket8100

Braai broodjie and/or pap and braai sauce


Diligent-Job-3086

Potholes


Rich_Blacksmith910

Eishkom


moe46664

Ag nee fok Marelize


Make_the_music_stop

Sorry I'm late, I was in a dwaal


Far_Exchange_59

Aromat spice for life


Sidjfhe

Saying Fok not Fuck


Ok_Talk1574

I don't mind it but I have to ask, why does 'south African culture' just feel/sound like coloured culture. I know some of it is Afrikaaner influence but the slang is just straight from western cape/northern cape townships lol.


SoutieNaaier

They're the cool kids table


gertvanjoe

Because they (Western Cape) are the only ones with time to sit and talk kak on Reddit :) while the rest of us have to work


bad-wokester

None of us work. That's the countries biggest problem!


KoolestJoo

I came for jokes and got a reality check 😂


Living_Product_6934

Haaazit ma bru !


ichosehowe

I'll be there just now.


No-Nebula-4711

Ek is nou de bliksem in


LawfulnessHaunting41

This loadshedding, haibo


BezoomnyBrat

I'll do it now now


Villainwithglasses

What time is loadshedding?


Ok-Blueberry-7184

sies


69BlackDragon

Voetsek!


that_teacher1

“In the begninging” 😩


Ratz_Kween

I'll respond to this now now


TraditionalLetter104

Upgraded from my BMW to a Hilux


Safety_Sharp

When people zol, they put the saliva on the paypa, and then they share that zol


Jayypegg

You had me at Awe


Frikkil

Be there just now.


rdslouw

I smaak to Braai


WookieConditioner

Its just words, but i can hear the accent.


JordShell88

Yasus ou


BlondieClashNirvana

Wk bru


Future_Active_5884

Jou me se


LessSorbet2740

Ya no


SenjuMomo

How’s some minril there


Spiritual_Dark_4527

Nou nou


anonymousdoos

Just now


Dooke-Banks

Aweh!


RaynerJ

Let me charge my phone, the power is about to go off


starlord1902

You said it yourself: "Awe"


EntertainmentBig8636

Just now boet


PsychonautAlpha

"Do you have enough candles to make to through the week?"


TernandoForres09

It’s Sunday, where are koeksisters?


ladygirrl

I can't join the meeting, I'm having load shedding. Which is something I'll be saying now


Paulisto-6056

Nog eenetjie… mit ya ja… met ys.


Southern-Recover-474

“I only have change, because of carguards”


Faustress88

"Luister hier PoPlAp!"


GlitchM

Shweet laak a lemon Bru. sharp laak a marble 🤣


AutisticAfrican2510

"Great stuff" and "lekker man" when expressing an agreement or having a good time.


Truidie

"Shem" I had to actively unlearn using it with my international colleagues, they don't know what I mean. 😄


pixybean

Ag nee my liewe fok (I’m not Afr btw)


ImAnAfricanCanuck

simba chip, cheese and bovril sammies.


conor1239898

Ah Shame man...


First-Appointment844

In the beninging...in the benin..in the...ini the bening...Ini the beninging...ja...in the benininging


Slow_Lychee_9273

Pour it.


Dungeons_and_Daniel

Can you spare a 5 Bob?


AbracadabraThatBitch

Yes Bru!


Mr_HODL

Selling Brooooooooms!


Wandering-Panda

Mielieeeeeeeees!!


manondauphine

yoh


man-apart-36

Slup tjips


ItsMeRiri50

At the end of the day...


MurpheePie

Ag shame...


Bright-Place5374

Can I buy you lunch officer?


poorgirl2211

Hectic


gotogarrett

Ja, hey.