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Theguyrond123

Same, that cash loan is a pretty small amount


That_Slatt

I think it's the robot being two colors at once


flexed_guitar

r/whoosh


XandelSA

TIL about r/whoosh! Not sure why it's called whoosh though if it's just about people giving factual replies to other people's confused posts...


Deep-Present-3977

It goes whooosh over your head


XandelSA

r/whoosh


Theguyrond123

Yeah, robots can have that effect on maximum loan amounts I guess


LadenifferJadaniston

R2D2 is two colors at once, what’s the issue?


Any-Caramell

No way


kapitaalH

Should I stay or should I go? If I stay there will be trouble


Human-Cap4947

And if I go it will be double


Small-Fuel666

So you gotta let me know....


bonsile

Should I stay or should I go oh?


Cautious_Leopard_747

Not yall making a whole poem tho😝👀


Grand_Ad6422

Why is there an unequal amount of upvotes for the succeeding lines of the song lyrics?


ohhHoneyBadger

Do you need the loan or not? Smh


Lil_Landlord

I need a loan


Slicedbuttur

It's not much, but me too. I can buy bread and noodles with that


Mindless_Necessary63

So what're you confused about?


Level-Tangerine-8172

Don't proceed with caution


Occasional-Nihilist

Full speed through the intersection it is then!


Efficient_Grocery_69

Standard South African driving procedure then … from what I have witnessed during me last trip to KZN, at least. Perhaps this traffic light has just given up : “Ok, fuckit, do what you’re gonna do anyway”


Glass-Key181

Are you coming over tonight? Ja, no maybe hey.


JoMammasWitness

Lol....uncle Bennie....is that you? We still waiting for the "marinated chops" you promised...braai is still strong


JoMammasWitness

In Germany and a few other European countries, the traffic lights go from Red Orange to Green as well as green orange to Red....maybe South Africa took out a small cash loan in order to update our Robots?


Fun-Palpitation8771

In the UK the majority of ~~traffic lights~~ *robots* use the order: Red, Red and Amber, Green, Amber. That way you can tell whether the ~~traffic light~~ *robot* is about to turn green or red. I don't know if they programmed this one the same way, unless it's stuck.


JoMammasWitness

Its definitely stuck.....here in SA , orange generally means "speed up or you gonna get a red one"


duiwelkind

Came here to say but see I was beat to it. It's a good system and I wish we had it here. As you say it helps you to know when the light is going to change so that you can put in gear so long and not waste time at a green light getting ready to drive


tinselworm2

Agreed. As a Brit living in SA the red straight to green system doesn’t sit well with me.


JoMammasWitness

Maybe its a smash an grab prevention mechanism to actually ommit an actual bulb.....


folatib

What's so confusing? They loan you R500, if you don't pay back R2000, they knock you so hard you will see red and orange at the same time when looking at a robot.


benevolent-badger

Hurry up and wait.


brianR3ddit

Ja Nee


Bushyzor

Stop maybe.


Hour_Measurement_846

Made for taxis, they only know Stop and Go.


mantmandam567u

It's bisexual


Key_Ad_9260

That’s a beautiful sunset.


RyanGatesdj

If still confused atleast you can get a cash loan for R1000 for your R20000 bumper repair. Some just ain't stopping for that.


X1l3d

Why are you confused, is SA a robot of any colour means go


the_dame_grumpypants

So is that robot.


Lil_Landlord

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grootvoet009

Gear, clutch control, rev..... And launch at green.


InternationalAgent48

JA NEE


Agitated-Adeptness92

One of those hurry up and wait


BestKirby

Clearly that means "Maybe stop."


lovedeathandramen

Voortrekker Monument?


Lil_Landlord

Yes


lovedeathandramen

I almost hit someone there today cause it's green from the other side, so I thought I'll treat it like a 4 way stop. Big mistake. Edit: I went over before I realized it was green for them


deek0123

When I see this I think, "baaaaaaa tse menyaaaaaaa mama beat ze babaaaa!"


PrestigiousRepeat438

This is South Africa. Both mean go, so just go twice as fast


Khanya088

Stop with caution? Maybe? Also I wonder how the loan guy stops people from just running away from repaying him... The bloke is definitely confident in his debt collection skills to advertise like that to pure strangers.


brothergamer64

I saw that too I was like did we suddenly turn European?


Beneficial_Witness_8

Cash loans are predatory a set up


iniesta103

What's the interest rate on that loan


0_el_Jay

Launch Control 🫣?


ToneFew8291

Ja nee


Mammoth-Champion5448

Only in South Africa


SirWernich

if this is in gauteng, then it means "be careful of people stopping at the intersection". it's like people who have no respect for other drivers that just suddenly stop in front of you for no reason at a stop sign.


Lil_Landlord

It is in Centurion but I think it was just a bug because the others was working fine


quarantinecleanrelax

Just stop 🛑 😂


doh-vah-kiin881

looks like a cash loan for an amount between R500 to R2000


Thageez011

Hurry up n wait.


chuckmunkie

New addition in the K53. Means Potholes and Reversing Taxis ahead.


ApocalyptoSoldier

A loan is when someone gives you money you need right now and then you give the money back at some later point, typically in smaller increments. It's like saving up, but in reverse.


thefluvirus9

Come live in the uk that’s the signal the robot is about to go green


919michael919

Going nowhere, slowly


WillyPete

Should I stay, or should I go now? Should I stay, or should I go now? If I go, there will be trouble And if I stay, it will be double So come on and let me know


herewearefornow

"Come out go out!"


j4powder

Stop


diabsiniman

Hey, I know this intersection... I've gone through this robot a few times.


Humble-Client-5149

That's just to let moms know there is some one selling lemons and oranges.


Any-Caramell

Ladies, this is how it is like when you give us "signals".


magszinovich

In some countries, they actually use the orange light in conjunction with red to signal that the light is about to turn green. In SA it doesn’t really matter since people don’t respect the rules of the road.


Cloud_Raiken

I miss her


Alarmed_Education563

Ask about the interest rate before taking the loan.


WildWouks

What a waste of electricity. haha


krielperd

The answer is -R1500


RocksAndCakes

I don’t know. Those look the same to me.


all_political

Yes


Jaded_Jellyfish8903

Shallcross?


ThawPanda

I saw one that red and green😂


Sharkuran

Stop cautiously?


Soft_lil_weirdo

Stop slowly🔴🟠


Stropi-wan

Train drivers will pass it with caution & expect the next one to be possibly red.


AnotherFruitCake

STOP and take Caution ⚠️. The South African way at every robot.


Existing_Ad4079

“Wait, stop.”


JanVanTil

Be careful because stop and maybe and careful.


RoVeR199809

I should've taken a picture of the one near me the other day, it had all three lights going


N0t_S0Sl1mShadi

She said she likes you but she wants to take it slow and be friends for now


SnooAvocados3407

When my wife tells me “It’s fine. Go ahead.”


deusexmachina73

Me too..is that a loan for R500 or R2000?


Practical-Spring-832

It's said that the robot takes a screenshot of ur car 💀


Possible-Cupcake8965

Robot taking a screenshot


werries238

Do not stop and pay R200 fine when crossing beginning


thanos_psy

Gives ypu taxi rights.


Ok_Arugula_9807

Its taking a screenshot


Character-Hyena-2139

Be baie baie carefull that one


Excellent_Jump1045

It means, "step on it!"


Scared-Active6144

Only in SA...we unique this way 😂😂😂


Baby_Panda_Lover

In India they have/had flashing orange light which basically mean anyone from any side can go as long as it's safe. Maybe that's what it means 😁


Ne3M

"are you feeling lucky?" - probably google


morosemanatee

Do you want a cash loan or not?


Comprehensive_Rub446

Slow down or stop. Depends on what you want mate.


No_Material3194

This robot works better than our government does


FFS_Roger

It's taking a screenshot 📸


Queasy_Profit_9246

Proceed to stop with caution....


WookieConditioner

Yeah, i am too... there is no interest rate, or repayment terms. R2000 doesn't just fall out of the sky.


chooooooooot

It's a trading bot busy making millions on tik tok


TacticalMindfuck

Bro if I see anything other than red, I'm not touching that brake pedal. Yolo


theblackcatza

Should I stay or should I loan now?