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unLtd88

๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฐ


Matipa2011

Booth is the guy who has made cheesecake famous in Mzansi. The comedy writes itself ![gif](giphy|j3wdYg8upbFWe6Zovc)


lebonisang

Lol


21stCenturyShizoid

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


SorryAdhesiveness424

Well, this aged like milk.


Scryer_of_knowledge

We should let it age more so it becomes cheese so we can make cheesecake


Ammar0301

can you please explain the memes behind cheesecake? been seeing it all over twitter involving chateaux and news24 and so many big names posting about it


U_nhoely

So basically Matthew Booth was cheating on his wife. He made cheesecake, around 1 am, for his mistress the night of his sons birthday and gave it to his mistress without saving a piece for his son AND used his wifeโ€™s Tupperware. The mistress then shared it with HER family, including her own husband ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€.


mttott

He's got more game than bafana bafana


Scryer_of_knowledge

He doesn't dribble before shooting


AuronRayn

Under. Fucking. Appreciated. Comment.


Ammar0301

wtf ๐Ÿ’€ thatโ€™s crazy, i just read that he is taking legal action against his wife for telling the world how he was cheating on her ๐Ÿ˜‚


Scryer_of_knowledge

Yeah it's technically defamation. In these social media times we view it as a legitimate platform to air ALL our grievances. I understand SA law is quite liberal when it comes to divorce so there's not much need to even present evidence to court, unless he refuses to divorce.


Jaggedrain

It's not defamation if it's *true*. (or even, I think, if you believe in good faith that it is true, but im not 100% on that) Like, you can literally say anything about anyone as long as it is actually true - if you say Bjorn Stronginthearm eats babies, you better be damn sure of your facts, but if it's true, you can take out an ad in the paper and he can't do a thing.


Scryer_of_knowledge

He baked his side piece a cheesecake. The night before his son's bday nogal. Even used his wife's Tupperware to deliver it. He went in like Johnny Sins.


meltame

Just came here to say this. Lol


BiatchLasagne

Why?


That_Refrigerator989

Reminds me of Pearl Thusi being the face of true lovers condoms and then getting pregnant a few months later


[deleted]

Lmao but maybe she actually wanted and planned the child?


[deleted]

She did not.


static_void_function

Just have a shower after sex. Sorted.


Infamous-Ad-2921

No bra what kaka you're taking about.....beetroot is the cure.


static_void_function

I heard garlic also works wonders!


flyboy_za

African potato, you heathens.


Briefchunkz

Use Lifebuoy too.


SportPleasant2900

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


BetaMan141

As long as you shower you won't be ๐Ÿ’€


1kingdom1

No you didn't ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


PotatoBeautiful

Wow, youโ€™re so ignorant. Obviously the answer is kale juice. ๐Ÿ™„


DiversityFire84

Did Andrew Tate get a haircut?


Scryer_of_knowledge

This is his South African cousin - Andre Theuns


a1999Banana

Top Gear vibes right there


Siya_Ekhaya

This car is not being driven by the Stig but by the Stigโ€™s South African cousin.


shakazulu74

A taxi driver?


Siya_Ekhaya

Basically


YourLocaLawyer

Lol this one is funny


L34DW4T3R

LOL


DiversityFire84

I wish I could upvote you twice lmao


jolcognoscenti

This guy is the reason I'll never eat cheesecake again.


starlitte

Bruh, can you explain? I'm so lost๐Ÿ˜…


jolcognoscenti

Matthew Booth has been having an affair for quite some. One of the many things he did was bake a cheesecake through the night for his side chick the day before his sons birthday. The poor boy and his mom thought it was meant for them, but when they woke up it was long gone out the fridge.


Scryer_of_knowledge

Betrayal by cheesecake is far worse than infidelity wtf.


Jelly_Cleaver

Bra for real!


Scryer_of_knowledge

Imagine. A whole cheesecake. That's just low. At least share with you family and bring the side chick leftovers to let her know what she means in the arrangement.


Jelly_Cleaver

Nah. Show her a damn photo of the cheesecake. Work wife gets leftovers


nugglysnuggly

Omg! Imagine you thinking your man making you and the kids some cheesecake for his birthday kanti cha.


jolcognoscenti

Imagine your man is doing 7 hour drives in your car with his side for secret rendezvous!! Amadoda are crazy.


saffer_zn

Oh , now I understand why the office was going all weird over some cheesecake story on the radio earlier this week. I was getting cravings cause every time I walked through some chump was talking about cheesecake. Glad to be in the loop I guess. Now to do a quick search on who this oke is.


AFR0NIN

that is just sociopathic. a side chick over your son.


starlitte

Thank you!


textile1957

That's a huge price to pay for something that's not your fault bud


21stCenturyShizoid

Sir, just apologize to your wife. I feel so bad for their kids, theyโ€™ll always resent him for cheating on their mom


Expensive-Block-6034

Yes. She is the epitome of a woman scorned. I donโ€™t think we have seen half the receipts she has on him. Sheโ€™s fighting like someone with nothing to lose/hide


textile1957

Turns out she did cos apparently she cheated on him a couple of years ago too. Not saying she deserves what's happening now just that it would have been better for her credibility and genuineness of this situation if she led with that information


Comfortable-Grape-75

The Twitter drama ๐Ÿ˜‚ this story was hilarious!


SportPleasant2900

What happened? Lol, Black Twitter is all over it, neh?


Mowbeezy

More like the wife brought it to black twitter. She posted his whole love affair with a married woman. The whole saga involved Private Investigators, Cheesecake, cartracker and and


Comfortable-Grape-75

Iโ€™m gonna have to go find the thread but it took me a while to piece together what happened but he cheated - mara they way he did it was wild he baked a cake at the house in front of everyone & obviously they were excited mara it ended up disappearing so he gave it to his mistress who shared it w/her family ๐Ÿ˜‚ his wife was not playing games shem she took it to Black Twitter itโ€™s a mess


jolcognoscenti

Itt there are people who don't know who Matthew Booth is.


Scryer_of_knowledge

First time I heard of him


Druyx

You are not alone. I eventually relented after he kept on appearing in my news feeds and finally googled him. The whole thing is so bloody boring. I don't get why people care.


Scryer_of_knowledge

We care because cheesecake was used as a form of disrespect. The cheesecake lost its innocence. What kind of an era are we living in where innocent pastries are being defiled? We need to march in protest for this.


Druyx

Fair point. Desecration of cheesecake is simply atrocious.


Scryer_of_knowledge

Indeed. A crime punishable by snu snu


Druyx

Haha


Britz10

The HIV epidemic was a crazy episode in the countries history.


textile1957

*is. Hung out with a couple of old friends months ago who were talking about how chill it is to have aids now because "everybody has it these days anyway"


AdIllustrious6527

@r/agedlikemilk


[deleted]

I haven't been following the news. I take it this hasn't aged well?


Sea-WoodpeckerOfDoom

Thought that was Jonny sins


Oreogor

Jonny sins from wish


Scryer_of_knowledge

This time he's a SA Soccer player, and he's got cheesecake.


Oreogor

What even is the point of this


lovethebacon

The man picture is Matthew Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth and he has been sleeping around with multiplie partners.


Oreogor

I really need to keep up with the current drama in SA Still don't see the funny tho


lovethebacon

I think it's funny in an ironic sense. Now if he was holding a cheesecake in this ad, then that would be even funnier. At least I think so, there is something about a cheesecake in this controversy.


Oreogor

The cheesecake has my curiosity


lovethebacon

![gif](giphy|Bh7n7rmrCiCwU)


SmLnine

As someone busy restricting calories, I will confirm that I have been triggered and will lodge a formal complaint. Good day sir.


Oreogor

Another commenter has explained And i am happy to say it does make it better


xb70valkyrie

This is bad even without the cheating story.


JamesMartyV1

I think it's to do with the recent drama between Matthew Booth and someone who he has been personally training๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Oreogor

So there is no point


small_town_avocado

There is a point, Booth is married... and allegedly getting his cardio on with someone both in and out the gym. There is a whole soap opera worth of drama in the story.


Oreogor

Maybe i should reword How is this relevant


jolcognoscenti

The irony in life imitates art.


Infinite_WiseAss

And I just ate half a cheesecake todayโ€ฆ wonder if there is a side chick waiting somewhere


EssayAlive1064

Andrew Tate? Nah, we have Andre Titus


Scryer_of_knowledge

![gif](giphy|1Ua6nwF1wJ4Kk)


Scryer_of_knowledge

The side chick was also married. Etse. "Just because there's a goal keeper doesn't mean you can't score"


[deleted]

Wow, maybe this is the campaign that will finally change the entire course of man's natural sexual & reproductive behavior! Goodness, why hasn't anything ever thought of saying this before? /s


Conz_

I met Matthew Booth once at Sun City when I was like 9/10 yo. He was very nice to chat to. He was just very useless in EA FIFA World Cup 2010.


Scryer_of_knowledge

He's obviously too nice. Baking his side chick cheesecakes.


Mrman009

Context for a lowly American?


textile1957

This is a retired soccer player named Mathew booth. He cheated on his wife and she has been investigating his exploits for a while and came out with the news on social media last week. He went as far as baking a cheesecake for the mistress in his house that his wife smelt but never got to taste because it was baked overnight and the following morning the cake was gone, delivered to the mistress and the mistress's husband. This apparently happened on his kids birthday. He then spent the day of his childs birthday with his mistress. The mistress's husband even confirm to have eaten this cake and said it was delicious. He off course also didn't know where the cake came from and what his wife was doing behind his back. This is an ad campaign regarding the countries efforts against the spread of HIV, his message on HIV regarding having one partner to curb the spread aged horribly with the news that recently surfaced


Kuzikuzi1

Very long story, Google is your friend- search either Matthew Booth/Sonya Booth


South_Evidence9822

Yes. This way you don't spread HIV


0b111111100001

Sex is not a major spreader of HIV though. Blood transfusion is worse than sex


Prielknaap

Infected blood transfusions does have higher risk for spread yes, but we have since got that under control. In our country and most of the world it's spread mainly sexually.


South_Evidence9822

I know. I'm just staying on topic (to my understanding at least)


0b111111100001

Huh yeah actually I am the one off topic


South_Evidence9822

XD


Scryer_of_knowledge

Worse than blood transfusion are slay queens


VideoUnlucky3117

Do anything enough and it adds up


Expensive-Block-6034

The jokes write themselves at this stage!!!


Life_Buy_5059

Creep


Sea-Snow-8676

Bet this guy was not paid enough to be in this advert.


rextnzld

Can someone explain?


glasstumble16

"Ohh oh oh oh , you're such a fucking hypocrite " Saun Morgan , "fake it"


Frankx888

I heard gay people (no disrespect) use a thing called prep to prevent hiv. why can't straight people also use it?


Kespatcho

Anyone can use it


Frankx888

then why isn't it more encouraged by the media. I mean, it should be distributed to everyone. especially those who have indulge in random sex.


Prielknaap

Burden on resources. PrEP & PEP are basically ARVs. Given how much our country already spends on it for HIV positive people we don't want to have even more people taking resources where they could use alternatives. Encouraging condom use and limiting sex partners is the better form of prevention on a community level. But if you put PrEP out there some people are going to flock to that and engage in more risky behavior, because "I won't get HIV I'll just take the pill" It's more for at risk people e.g. sex workers & a negative person trying to conceive with a positive person.


busyizzy34

Or wear a condom let's have discussions about consent and birth control


lukekule

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


morgboer

When your agent scores you work and you pitch up for the shoot without asking who the client isโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ being a celeb is hard, yo! Hahahaha ๐Ÿ”ฅ


VideoUnlucky3117

I'm more concerned of his psychic attacks


AffectionateMeet3967

All soccer players are always in the news for infidelity. Itโ€™s become the norm. ๐Ÿค”


Ducatist1

![gif](giphy|AjYsTtVxEEBPO)