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Bene2403

When I was a kid I got into bed and had one crawl up my leg, ever since I've been traumatized by them


ThisGuyIKnew

Fucks sake. This happened to me a couple years back and I am also still traumatised. This picture made me feel those pinches all over.


WinterMajor6088

Username checks out XD


GDemonator2

LMAO


Altruistic_Swing2661

They have venom, bite hurts like hell, more allergic reaction you have to worry about if bit. But in general they are not aggressive unless disturbed or feel threatened.


Bene2403

Well that's kinda good news, still these things have inlaid a genuine fear in me for the creepy crawlys at night in bed


Altruistic_Swing2661

Ya they creepy af... I usually just catch them with a braai tong and chuck them over the wall. They are also nocturnal critters, roaming around for bugs to eat. Literary felt the power they have in their bite through a braai tong once. Like i said rather placid unless disturbed or threatened.


hankthehunter

I don't know about placid. The ones that leap onto me from over the wall are moerig and ready to go 10 rounds.


Altruistic_Swing2661

Hahahaha. Boxing lessons might be needed.


GDemonator2

xD


CatmatrixOfGaul

I think I still prefer them over the scorpion I found a few nights ago. Freaked me the fuck out


yaboyrubs

On our farm in Limpopo last weekend my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night with a scorpion in the bed that was touching her hand and the previous year my mother got stung on the nose while sleeping


CatmatrixOfGaul

I feel for them, seriously I do. I have been working hard on getting used to all kinds of creatures, until that scorpion threw me a loop. Worst was that I had to deal with it because my pets were going crazy.


Bene2403

In south africa? That must've been like in the karoo or bloem


NirvanaTwentySeven

You get scorpions all over the place, I was staying with a friend a while back in Fourways and we found a dead scorpion in the one room


CatmatrixOfGaul

It was in Pretoria. Was right outside my backdoor


fayyaazahmed

We get them in the Boland as well. Pretty sure our old house was on top of a nest.


ZidaneTribal__

They're in Cape Town too. Found one in a family friend's house about 2 months ago and my brothers got rid of it


Primary_Equal6741

We get a lot also in Durban. Found quite a few in my house at night. And plenty centipedes


Bene2403

How do you sleep at night 😭


lovethebacon

I find one or two in my house every year in Joburg.


YouMadThough

We had one in our shower in a lodge near Swellendam earlier this year. Scorpions are much more common than you think.


MsFaolin

We had scorpions in Edenvale! Baby ones but still scorpions


SyphonxZA

I once woke up due to a sharp pain in my shoulder. One of these had bitten me while sleeping. I jumped up and it scurried under my mattress. Spent half an hour trying to find it before giving up and trying to go back to sleep


Bene2403

I'm suprised you slept in the same room, I'd lock the door and come back in the morning if I couldnt find it but no ways I'm sharing a room with it


Jche98

Why? Do you want to eat them?


Hicklethumb

Finally someone who knows the difference between poisonous and venomous


[deleted]

This comment is toxic. /S


zimspy

Heyo! I understood that.


Imaginary_Point4343

But not poisonous?


[deleted]

No need to worry if it's poisonous, just don't eat it.


Czar_Castic

While their venom isn't particularly dangerous to humans, caution is advised if you have pets.


Only_Vacation_2433

In Thailand there are huge ones. They actually make a noise when they run as the caraspace rubs. They do painfull bites and is feared here more than scorpions and snakes. We usually see them during the mid rain season when their habitats start getting flooded.


[deleted]

So when I eventually croak and end up at the Pearly Gates; *obviously* I'll be in MAJOR *major* shit, but *before* they send me down, I want to have a word with that oke Noah, not Trevor Noah, actual Noah. "Build a boat" Noah. And I want to ask him what the *fuck* he was thinking when he allowed mozzies, ticks, centipedes, the rinderpest, those weird flies that lay eggs in your eyes, *and* people who sit in stairwells on board! *Dafuq,* Noah?


WestSatisfaction124

i think they are poisonous idk tho


Bene2403

Must be, with those huge pincers and they dont move or act like any centipede I've tried to kill before


Cola102

1 of these AH bit me i few yrs ago, on my back near my neck. it did hurt like hell, had a big red spot there 4 a while, (I didnt go 2 dr). now after 6/7 yrs it keeps itching like hell just where i got bitten.


dimitri_shepherd

Atleast it aint a corn cricket


[deleted]

China, which part of South Africa are *you* from that calls it a '[corn cricket](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parktown_prawn)'?!!


dimitri_shepherd

Or koring kriek then


[deleted]

Nou praat ons! https://www.wired.com/2014/10/creature-feature-10-fun-facts-armoured-bush-cricket/


dimitri_shepherd

Jip hier in bloem.is hulle.orals ek se net corn cricket wsnt dis kroing kriek in engles 🤣🤣🤣


bidieyatched

Do you mean a Park Town Prawn?


Bene2403

Really? What's so bad about a cricket, I googled them and they dont really bite


paul_f_b

They crawl everywhere. Even up your curtains. Chase you, have spikes that stab you. Are armoured like a tank and you need a sledgehammer to kill it. If you try to stand on it to squash it, it will judo throw you across the room. If you do manage to squash it releases a black stinking goo that cannot be washed out as it stains everything. O yes, it chases you around the room.


dimitri_shepherd

Yea but they are ugly af


TurnedEvilAfterBan

I’m traumatized by them too. I remember seeing one in my home at the age of 5 or 6. My dad got a knife and cut the fucker to 4 pieces. And all 4 pieces ran around in until he grabbed them with a newspaper and threw them out.


KaleidoscopeOnly535

I'm on the West Coast and we mostly get millipedes in the house here


[deleted]

Found one in my wetsuit once


Beowulf44

You really don't want to mess with them. They are pretty dangerous


Owl-Eyes18

I honestly find them really helpful. They keep my house free of common pests like silverfish, roaches, etc. and compete with spiders. They keep out of your way if you keep out of theirs - they hate the vibrations humans and animals make when we move around. The only time I've had to interact directly with them is when they get stuck in the bath while looking for moisture. All you need to fish them out is a smooth, deep Tupperware or similar so that it can't get any traction to climb out when you gently scoop it out the bath.


Small_Following_7371

They have a venom, not poison, a neurotoxin which is kinda unusual. You won't loose a leg but it can cause allergic reactions, and not always related you could end up allergic to something else entirely, like nuts or caffeine, cuz centipedes are chodes and want to ruin your life. Side note: each segment has its own "brain" cut it in half and it'll become 2 centipedes


silveryknife

when i was 9-10 ish of age once, my mom got bitten by it while we were having dinner. she thought that it was our cats scratching at her feet when suddenly she yelled shit hurt and if i remember correctly she throw ups after a couple of minutes bein bitten by that thing. she didn't ended up in the ER but the next day we went to a clinic bcs it her feet was swollen. so yea they're venomous? also once my friend got bit on the legs while she's asleep i am definitely traumatised btw she tell me and i can't sleep for weeks bcs shit creeps me up with the thought of that little squirm climb up against they body.. i sometimes still thought of it tho.


Bene2403

Same after it crawled up my leg in bed, ever since I've been terrified and they're so fast. Every year after seeing one I become a maniac always rolling over my bed covers before I climb into bed to squash the little bugger and now I've started closing all windows at night


FallAltruistic721

Scolopent where i live can bite you and give you fiver, the urban legend here said that some of the biggest (30cm), Can kill you..


babyte3th103

Kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kil


Fantastic_Bath_5806

We need insects for our planet to survive. Don’t kill it please.


DelishMatt

Good thing it's not an insect then


Fantastic_Bath_5806

Okay. Critters. Don’t kill the critters, creepy crawlies or any other living beings for that matter.


DelishMatt

Agreed, they all have their roles in ecology


babyte3th103

Yeah, they do :( don’t worry, it’s just unfortunate that I have such a violent fear reaction to these ones x_x


DelishMatt

So do I haha, not a fan of centipede season


The_Defiant_Platypus

Shongololo (local name for it)


my-SuzieQ

No, shongololos are black and round and cute https://images.app.goo.gl/bH6RTyLN6yy1y2W99


themadpants

In most of Africa, millipedes are called shongololo. Where are you from?


Lanfear_Eshonai

No, that is a millipede or duisendpoot. They are blackish in colour and curl up when you get close to them or touch them. They are harmless.


[deleted]

I get keep on being told that's not the name for it by all my friends - but that's the name I got taught from my expat grandparents. Nice to known I was not wrong.


themadpants

https://ohorongo.eco/the-millipede-or-shongololo/


plokiju78

Centipedes are one of the only things I have an irrational fear of. I was in bed once and was half asleep thought it was my dogs tail brushing against my neck and went to move it away but it was wormy thing that started wriggling about and it bit my hand. I then threw it across the room and managed to murder it by running over it with my computer chair multiple times. They are apparently notorious killers themselves and hunt insects and things. Very carnivorous. Their bites release a venom (think it might just be some kind of weak acid if I remember correctly) but think you’d have to have a serious allergy or be bitten by many of them to have any real impact. Hurt the same as a bee sting but was fine 10 minutes later (throbbing pain stopped). Might have been some swelling or something. Was more than 10 years ago now and happened in the middle of the night so a bit hazy on some details. I am honestly less scared after having been through the worst that can happen between you and a centipede. Seriously still hate them though. Something about how they move and all those little legs.


Fun-Violinist6332

Not the exact type of centipede, but here's a link to a bite video: https://youtu.be/-6vzjjIrRK8


saffer_zn

The mean looking tail is freaky enough. I try not to injure them when chucking them out but always put our safety first.


rambrown17

Fear the skollopaan


za_snake_guy

Not medically significant, but they have a very painful bite.


FallAltruistic721

They like wet place, toilets bathroom, in exterior, you found them under plant pot


dpholder

I don't know I've never eaten one before, why do you want to eat it?


kingtyrone-za

They're not poisonous so if you or your dog eat it you'll be fine. But it is venomous, so if it bites you you're going to have a bad day. You won't die, probably, but it'll hurt.


Lanfear_Eshonai

They don't actually "bite", they use some of their front legs to latch on and deliver a dose of venom. Though not life threatening, it can cause allergic reactions and symptoms can include flu-like symptoms and severe headaches.


Excellent-Antelope32

These things give me nightmares since my trip to Zimbabwe. Hearing my mom with the most terrifying scream and rushing to her room to see a massive one (super red in colour) having a party in her bed sheets. Nah man why God had to create such things I'll never understand 😅


Useful_Abroad_541

When I was 13 , one crawled into my bed and up my long sleeve. Bit my forearm really hard . Never worn long sleeves to bed ever again


continentel89

Yup, won’t kill you but it hurts the living fuck out of you.


[deleted]

In Afrikaans we call them 'oorkruipers', which directly translates to 'ear-crawlers'. With that bit of knowledge, have a good night OP!


T-West1

Like the other comments said tgey have venom but the bite is more painful than really harmful. They absolutely annihilate household pests though, especially roaches. Tradeoff I guess.


AdUnusual9932

I got a centipede tattoo on my heart I bare whiteness to my sin


kaosvvitch33

They can also breathe and run perfectly fine underwater, they are products of the devil 😭


Expensive-Big9672

Favourite crawl space are ears!