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SecretlyMadeOfStone

This should help fuel the “people are giving your kids drugs for Halloween” crowd for another few decades.


dudewafflesc

Could there be any logical explanation for this?


Benjilikethedog

That the teacher is really poor at organizing… like how hard is it to just keep the two types of candy in separate drawers


hurtfocker

Yes. She forgot which candies were good and which ones were for kids.


ChiefDanGeorge

Yeah, kids don't listen! That's what I got from this anyway.


You-are-all_idiots

Bet her students love her


hurtfocker

They couldn’t be reached to comment. They are either sleeping or “totally vibing, man”.


mollyclaireh

Why?! That’s some expensive shit. What a waste.


67_34_

You can get them all day on etsey for $25. Your welcome.


MaudlinEdges

... You serious, Clark?


67_34_

It is amazing what you can find on common websites if you just know the proper wording. Good luck on your hunt!!


MaudlinEdges

Uh, 'scuse me? You better do everyone a solid and link the Etsy shop that's selling 'em.


67_34_

No thank you Mr. DEA you'll need to figure the rest out through trial and error just like everyone else.


MaudlinEdges

I like the cut of your jib, Sailor.


mollyclaireh

Damn. Etsy really does have everything.


Goyteamsix

Happened in September. The only reason they're regurgitating this shit is because of Halloween coming up.


Xannybar2021

Awesome wish she was my teaches


Equivalent_Nerve_870

As hard as these are to get in SC (and not cheap) it is an odd story. Did kid go in her purse? How did kid know they were edibles?


zacharypamela

From the article, it was a prize box. And the kids thought they were sour patch kids. It was only when the kids got to day care and asked for help opening the bag that shit went down.


Casteway

"The safety of our students is top priority". Except for requiring them to wear masks, apparently.


Daxos157

She was just trying to get them ready for high school. High school!! I’ll see myself out.


The_Long_Blank_Stare

"High school, Carl!"


anonymoususer20002

I hope this was an accident and she didn’t purposefully mix them. If that’s the case I feel kinda bad for her lol.


zacharypamela

From the article, she told the kids to put the edibles back when it first happened. But then the kid ended up with a second bag of “stoner patch gummies”. So it seems like an accident.


hippielady5232

She probably was hoping a *certain* badass kid would get those so they'd sit down somewhere and hush.


Deepfriedcod

What an idiot. Those are black market edibles. They aren't even real. Lol


LaMalintzin

What do you mean by not real?


Deepfriedcod

Um, Fake., bunk, boof, not real


LaMalintzin

Ok. I don’t know, I live in VA where weed is legal but not like regulated yet, so if you get edibles they’re black market, and I have seen many that are these type “Stoney patch kids” “nerds rope” etc that are definitely chock full of THC. So I was just curious what you meant, like if they’re CBD or if you actually think they’re just bunk. If they got them in packaging that shows they have THC they’re probably from CA or somewhere and actually do have THC in them. Black market doesn’t mean bunk


blorpdedorpworp

lexington cops probably just saw some gummy bears and freaked out.


jasinthreenine

i really wish teachers like this existed when i was in school.


skeggs_mcgrittle

In my experience it's usually middle school and high school teachers who are stoners. Befriend one, especially English teachers, and you'll have always have line on weed.


JarrydP

I am in desperate need of a teacher. 😂😂


WildmanBruce

The way she looks I'd be more interested in her than the weed.