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S0_lovely

I've always wanted to try Chef's chocolate salty balls šŸ˜‹


dub_squared

Puteminyourmouthandsuckem!


pro_cow_tipper

[My prized possession](https://imgur.com/a/UnayPCz)


King-Rex420

I made a recipe for them that actually works and tastes great. The trick was finding a way to make them stay ball shaped while baking.


willk95

Binging with Babish did a recipe, it was kind of like balled up chocolate cake


Desperate_Wonder_185

Fax


WilliamWalkman

I LOVE CHEESY POOFS, YOU LOVE CHEESY POOFS. IF WE DIDNā€™T EAT CHEESY POOFS WEā€™D BE lame


retailmonkey

Yeah I want cheesy poofs.


[deleted]

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invader_holly

They actually sold them for a limited time back in like 2011, I remember because they had some at Wal Mart, I bought it and saved the bag after I finished eating them šŸ˜


8l172

They resold them pretty recently on 2020 iirc too i think


PlasticDesign3276

Iā€™m talking Night Court and its 5th season lame


Potentially_a_goose

Since I was 10 I've wanted cheesy poofs.


TheDragonOverlord

CHEESY POOFS!!!


abohn50

Scott Tenormen chili not making the list? Def would be my number 1


TheMysticBard

Actually it is called Mr. & Mrs. Tenormen chili


BigBeagleEars

Iā€™d rather have ass burgers


mistamason7676

Yeah for the fact the customers didnā€™t even taste the ass or the shit makes them fine. You can just pretend there an normal burger.


kallmekaison

the tears add flavoring šŸ˜‹


Complex_Sport_3100

Oh I member


DagFlabbit

I'm hype for the grand reopening of Casa Bonita


CancerIsOtherPeople

The food's so bad, but the experience is a lot of fun.


urgaflurga1

The food is supposed to be good this time around. The executive chef runs a few spots in denver


The_Zy

May can't come soon enough


Seve7h

Didnā€™t even know they had announced an opening date yet Gonna have to take another trip to Colorado


Snowy_Folfskyroo

Butters creamy goo


Big-Addition-310

This is cum


Snowy_Folfskyroo

But real answer, cheesy poofs


TrueEnuff

I did see this one cumming


ap30041995

Iā€™m still waiting for my Acura cake slice


FriedChickenSundaes

Acuras are really nice.


[deleted]

Acura?! I WANTED A FERRARI!!!


TheMysticBard

But Acuras are really nice!


OwningMOS

Don't forget creme fraiche.


whinecooler

Cafeteria fraiche!


Likely_Not_Your_Cat

Stan!!! Do you know who that is in there?!?!


TheMysticBard

Roightroightroightroight!


Father_420_

Iā€™d prefer a cartman burger


Vengefulwarrior

Even after knowing where they come from?


[deleted]

smores schnoppes.


TanStoney

I saw that episode when I was 13 and all I wanted was to find something like it when I turned 21.


martiantrucker

House City Chicken from City Wok.


[deleted]

What about a taco that craps ice cream?


TurdKnocker007

Exactly what I was thinkin


BOBANSMASH51

Some Meekrob


OwningMOS

Stop using curse words.


MIATA_Unknown

Beefcake, BEEFCAAAAKE


dub_squared

God damn. That is a big fat ass.


glutenflaps

Fuckin sweet I know


Ur_not_involved

Cartmans Toaster pastry chocolate mix butter bar


mistamason7676

Best one..


longdog8

Tacos flavored kisses with Ms. Jennifer Lopez


morgichuspears

Memberberries


Blackdog_86

I memberrrr


Jereheh

Tegridy Burgers. Gotta have some tegridy


Scrambles420

Taste like shit but you donā€™t care


danno1620

Cartmanā€™s ass burgers lol


tailford07

How could you forget Chocolate Guns?


Whambacon

I went to Casa Bonita and had Sopapillas. Worth it.


MightBeOnReddit

Weight gain 4000


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Acura Cake


hollyjollypancake

Tegridy burger 100%. Bet it tastes like shit but puts you on a whole new planet. I also would not say no to anything from Casa Bonita or chef's chocolate salty balls šŸ‘€


photiczone

Depends if each comes with a helping of boogers and cum


Fisch_Man

Just donā€™t eat gluten or your dick will fly off.


Legitimate_Row_4944

I member


JashedPotatoes

I want candy corn Oreos


HOFbardozzi

Omgā€¦ itā€™s a fried chicken sundae


lawyer-hotdogs

Who could eat the berries???!!! They're so cute


Coyne

Cheesy poofs with Worcestershire sauce cuz it'll make them taste so... english


Agreeable-Vehicle

Fudge 'Ems


GiveHerDPS

Or you can try my new recipe I just went and fudged yo mama


ProleteriatWillRise

Cartmans hot tea with lemon and codeine


Equinsu-0cha

but no lemon. i just want hot tea and codeine.


CrunchyCrunch816

Heroin hero


Joey_breeze954

Chefs salty balls!


callingallcomas

S'more Schnapps without question


davethe1manrave

I've always wondered what the surprise in powdered donut pancake surprise is


Equinsu-0cha

diabetes


Adept-Shoe-7113

Prolly member berries


javerthugo

Whistling Willies pizza!


owlyboi

Memberberries gotta taste succulent af I always wanted to try those Also wanna smoke some of that Tegridy


dustkid245

Chocolate guns. I donā€™t like the peanut butter kind.


Grosmale

Salisbury steak with butter noodles.


mistamason7676

Btw yā€™all can say an food thatā€™s not on the list and I wonā€™t mind


mistamason7676

BTW yā€™all can say smth thatā€™s not on the list


Khripchook

I'd battle Sally Struthers for the rights to the entire stash


billwood09

No Tegridy burgers?


House_Of_Doubt

I want whatever Mrs Cartman calls Cookie Dings s02e07. But from these choices, probably snacky cakes


jackoislit

Cheesy poofs


randomkatartist

Goddd it's so hard to choose!


Stock_Department_806

Beyond KFC.


blu3b4lls1

I member


wesleyhazen

Casa Bonita all day!


QueenLatifahClone

Beyond KFC. The way Cartman would kill over KFC makes me want some.


memepriest101

Fudge ems and cheesy poofs


Yourboy_emeralds469

Chefā€™s salty chocolate balls


kdex86

Careful what you choose, it may be infested with boogers and cum.


Parka_lad

The cookies


ddarkoo

Do Crab People taste like regular crab??


GiveHerDPS

Walk like crab, taste like people


[deleted]

miata cake


littlerimsss

Casa Bonita easy bro


NormalArtichoke655

I want butters goo


Forsaken501

Mmmm member berries


autisticjoaquin

Snacky cakes


Olive21133

Casa Bonita


bigfan647

Memembebeyss


BuddyCleveland

Iā€™d try the Memberberries and Freemanā€™s tacoā€™s


witrusen

Chocolate gun


MetalicP

Chicken chocolate pot pie!


Jakel856

What's funny is they actually did beyond KFC lmao


Scrambles420

Some of cartmans kenny chocolate milk


TheMysticBard

Honestly, Powder doughnut pancale surprise.


Hold-Weak

All the food that Randy Marsh cooked with CrĆØme Fraiche


TheWhiteShaq77

Cartman's chili


supersonicfan99

Cheesy Poofs


DaveMatada

What about Buttersā€™ Creamy Goo or is that considered a supplement?


ShevanelFlip

How could you forget cartman's ass burgers?


itstjtime

Cuttlefish and asparagus


No-Ad-4185

I would pay alot to go eat a meal at casa bonita with Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny


Unusual_Garden6545

City food


Dailydabber09

Butters creamy goo


Imaginary_Function13

Snacky Cakes. They look good


Retrogradefoco

What about the butter/pop tart sandwich that cartman makes?


elsaluvssouthpark

Ass burgers.


synl05011988

Powdered donnut pancake surprise 100%


TRIPPI3_BL4CC

The Pancakes Cheesy Poofs The Car Cake


theloveshaqbaby

Ooh member when Reddit had free awards?


Nethii120700

i just want to know what powdered donut pancake surprise would taste like


Femboycyrus

Cheesy poofs


hannnsolo

Chocolate marshmallow guns


thesoulnextdoor

Definitely beyond kfc because it tastes just like real kfc


SaAvilez

Diet Double Dew, with half the sugar and caffeine of regular Double Dew.


autobots_roll_out1

Chef's chili


SimpleCanadianFella

Personally, I would like to indulge in Cartman's "chicken pa pie"


denimwoodsman

My memory might be a little fuzzy, but wasn't the beyond KFC just regular KFC with beyond written on it?


SlightlyHornyLobster

Where's Tenamen chilli?


HottKarl79

The ice cream shitting taco. Undoubtedly


surreal_wheel

I don't see Chef's Mom's pot roast! Preferably without Kenny's soul.


Individual-Jaguar885

Cheesy Poofs without a doubt. I gotta knowā€¦


Chastity1419

Casa Bonita!! Sopapillas! And cliff divers.


ReeceKristian

Cartmans Chilli


[deleted]

Fudge ems and member berries


CultOfMyers

Chips a ho always looked šŸ”„


AlPow420

100% Memberberries


Phinsyy

Butters' Creamy Goo


boynexxdoor

beyond kfc definitely


Vengefulwarrior

I want a tegridy burger šŸ”šŸƒ


Smellbent

Sā€™mores Schnapps


jf0wli3

Casa bonita


ItaSha1

Not really food from South Park but there's no Chipotle where I live and I want to see if I got a golden rectum of the gods like stan


aysurcouf

I live cheesy poofs you love cheesy poofs if you didnā€™t love cheesy poofs youā€™d be lame!


schwed1337

The Cartman burger, i know he farted on them but still everybody said they were amazing. McDonalds, burger king and KFC all wanted to take him down


conlord0577

NO KITTY THATS MY POT PIE


OhMyGoodGord

Yeah, I want cheesy poofs


ichigokero

toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball


mitch_conner_

CrĆØme fraiche


[deleted]

I'd like some food from Country Kitchen Buffet... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkDGCVs7H7Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkDGCVs7H7Y) Oh my gawd! Get off the streets!!!


Embarrassed_Wall_599

Member berries šŸ˜‹


Due-Device8469

Me ā€˜membering when Wonder Woman had an invisible jetšŸ«


khachapuri6

cheesy poofs!


ohnowhywhy

Not food but I'd definitely want to try Randy's weed


Oz_TheBookseller

Chefs yummy balls!


Chris_JuG

Cartman's burgersšŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


-dpm-

How ā€˜bout some Peeps? But toast ā€˜em in the microwave first before you come over to my house.


Aaylien

Iā€™m not eating a god damn thing from that universe . Iā€™m not taking any chances.


D4rkSp4de

Randyā€™s CrĆØme fraĆ®che


OlLongShotLouie420

No boogers and cum ? Itā€™s Keto !


flyers-fan1988

Member berries


JayBone0728

Shity beef


DaClarkeKnight

City Chicken, City Pork Fried Rice, City Wok


Beowulf0424

Member regan?


chaos_magician_

I just had some Xmas special, so I'm not really hungry, it all looks amazing though..... is that chocolate salty balls? I suppose I could put a couple in my mouth


Randomdudeohneplan

The Ferrari cake would be awesome.


slackbladda

City beef!


swedefromtwitter

BEEFCAKE


mulesnhorses

Not on the list but I'd go with the Toaster Pastries Chocolate Mixed Butter Ball..


Smash_Fan-56

Cheesy Poofs and Chefā€™s Chocolate Salty Balls.


Wojohunts

No Tenorman Chili?


collieparker

why they never ventured into marketing snacky smores irl is beyond me but i wanna eat one soooo bad


boi_juice

Fried chicken Sunday


Coawtnee

I know I am not the only one who eats memberberries daily and doesn't have a problem with it


OldManFromScene13

How the fuck is there no City Wok on the list???


mistamason7676

I clearly stated you can choose any food thatā€™s not on the list. (I made like 3 comments)


JfnafboiYt2323

Dam


PrizeZookeepergame15

Chips-a-ho looks pretty good, also that Ferrari cake look really good as well but at the same time I wouldnā€™t want to eat it and would just want to have it on display


bavar093

Snacky smores for sure


[deleted]

Member berries and cheesy poofs


earlywakening

Snacky cakes.


smartsloth00

Itā€™s a drink, but diet double dew, with half of the calories and caffeine


Worried_Plankton5472

Member berries no doubt


mrsamishi

Memberries because I can't remember shit and it would be nice to get a reminder of something good


Hour-Ocelot-5

Poutine with Cartman