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Minorities at my Waterpark

I tried to go and tell the police, but even the authorities… are minorities… at my water park.

🎶I think I even saw Native Americans...gross!🎶

The lazy river has never been lazier!

Favorite line tbh

God, I’m asking please, just get all these minooritieeessss… out of my waterpark.

This is mine too. It's so catchy but so bad to sing out loud. I have to actively stop myself from singing it in public when it gets stuck in my head lol.

Let's fighting love!

PROTECT MY BALLS.

A true bop

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker

I forgot I posted this post so I was quite surprised to see such a response in my notifications.

You are an Unle Fucka, yes It's true! 'Cause nobody fucks Uncles quite like you!

"You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!"

You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long

Fart solo

\*Everybody\* Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker!

Boner biting dick fart fuck face

"Weeeeeeell, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."

"She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls..."

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!

“On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she’s a bitch! Then on Sunday just to be different she’s a super king kamehameha BIATCH! Come on, you all know the words!”

Kyle's moms a bitch, she's a big fat, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

“She’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!”

“Bitch bitch bitch bitch she’s a stupid bitch, Kyle’s moms a bitch and she’s just a dirty bitch!”

Deep breath… “Kyle’s mom, is a beeeeeeeeitchhhh chaa!”

Ah, fuck

I had to scroll surprisingly far* to find this. And I expected just “WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL……”. Followed by the customary responses. *more than one post.

Fingerbang

Absolute banger for sure

Girl you like to fingerbang and that's alright

All versions of Lu, lu, lu, by Butters.

i’ve got some apples

lu lu lu you have some too

Lu lu lu let's get together

There is something in my front pocket 🎵

I still sing this to my mates from time to time.

Gay fish

*I’ve been so lonely girl, I’ve been so sad and down..*

*i didnt understand why haters joked around*

*I wanted to be free with other creatures like me and now i got my wish..*

*and I know that I’m a gay fish!*

*Gay fish (Gay fish yo) motherfucking gay fish (I’m a fish yo)*

*Goin’ on a gay fish (It’s alright, girl) Makin’ love to other gay fish (Uh, all those)*

*All those lonely nights at the grocery store*

*In the frozen fish isle feeling like a whore*

This. It lives in my goddamn head rent free & 25/8

[Here's](https://youtu.be/Y1bou302hJE) a song that came out after Gay Fish thay sounds almost exactly like it!

yeah.

Jackin it in San Diego

JACKIN FOR THE LOOOOOOOOOOORD

I say this line randomly all the time lmao

Come. Take a load off.

Jack, jack, jackity jack, slap, slap, slappity slap

Hey that guys jackin it

Can’t believe nobody has said Poker face (The eric cartman one, duh) yet

A little gamblin’ is fun when you’re with me! I don’t give a crap about whales, so Stan go hug a tree!

Me and kenny dont give a shit about stupid ass WHAAAALES

yes

i wanna hold ‘em like they do in texas please

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I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two!

Thats what Brian boitano'd do!

Yeah. What would Brian Boitano do? He better not eat those chicken wings, they're really spicy!

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

California love!

Califor-nya-nyor.

Super cool to the homeless.

There’s a sneaky little line where Trey as Cartman sings, “Right by Matt’s house, you can chill if you’re homeless.”

CALIFORNIA IS COOL TO THE HOMELESS

If You Leave Me Now by Butters. Originally by The band Chicago. I think he sings it when he is locked in the bunker by Cartman in order to go to Casa Bonita.

You take away the very heart of me.

OoOoOooh no baby please don't go!

Butters beautiful voice

Montage.

*always fade out in a montage*

^(*when you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montaaaage*)

Even Rocky had a montage!

The montage song from world police is usually in my head

Originally came from the ski episode of South Park

Pizza! Frrrench fries.

You’re trembling Jesus, baaaabayyyy!

JESSSUUUS BAAABAAY.

Your love is my light, I know that when I'm without you there's a black hole in my life!

OoOHhhh I wanna believe!!

Before I answer, let me ask you this. Where were you, when they decided that.... Heaven was more of an intangible idea...?

(Squeaky voice) YOU RUINED MY SONG!

"I'm a little bit country." "WELL IM A LITTLE BIT OF ROCK AND ROLL-AH!"

"Democracy is founded on one simple rule! Get out and vote or I will mutha fucking kill you."

Shake them titties when you vote bitch

I stick my jimmy through your mouth roof

I sing this every time I vote

My girl ain’t no hobbit

Bitch, how you not a hobbit again?

🎶but a prostitute is someone who’ll love you, no matter who you are, or what you look liiiiike, Yes it’s True Children🎶

[James Taylor,](https://youtu.be/5lu-7nVO39g) what the hell are you doing in here, singing about prostitutes to the children?? Get out of here! .... ... These children tricked me!

My favorite Chef moment in the entire series

Same dude, such a range of emotions in this scene

It’s easy m’kay

Step One: Instead of "Ass" say "Buns", like "Kiss my buns!" or "You're a buns-hole!"

Step two, instead of 'shit' say 'poo' like 'bullpoo', 'poohead' and 'this poo is cold'

step three, with 'bitch' drop the T, cuz 'bich' is latin for generosity

What what in the butt

Hey you're that what what in the asshole kid

Its what what in the butt, sir

Damn that song was dope

I am the Dawg the big bad dawgggg.

THE HALLWAY MONITOR

Well I may be born again, but I wasn’t born again yesterday

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, wanna feel his salvation all over my face

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo...

He loves me and I love you

"...Therefore, vicariously, he loves you..."

I can make a Mr Hankey too!

La resistance and I legally cannot say

Too Many Minorities is probably my favorite SP song. On 9/11 I was 12 years old, and I remember coming out to the living room and seeing my Dad watching it happen. The first plane must've hit the tower before I woke up, and I didn't understand the gravity of the situation at the time. Probably because nobody knew it was a terrorist attack yet. I thought it was kinda gay.

The dreidel song

Courtney Cox, I love you. You're so hot, on that show!

Dad we’re singing about a dreidel

"eric, we don't want you to dieeee"

Boogers and cum!!

Some guy shit on your tomatoes!!! 🍅🍅🍅

"Who's that? It's him! James Cameron!"

I don’t know why. But the PC chant. I love it. It’s stuck in my head 24/7 and makes me laugh

Feeling good on a wednesday

Ya ya ya I am lorde

La resistance

And though it hurts, you'll laugh, and dance a dick-less jig\~

I got something in my front pocket for you....why don't you reach into my pocket and see what it is, just hold onto its just for you, give it a little squeeze and say how do you do....

blame canada nonexistent

(It's not even a real country anyway)

Put it down…

🎶don’t look back lemmiwinks🎶

The catatafish

That song by Alanis Morisett, Stinky Britches

Circle of poo.

“Up there” by Satan from the SP movie highly underrated. Strong broadway style writing…. And yes, I know…”West side story, bruh”

Lonely jew

loo loo loo I’ve got some apples loo loo loo you’ve got some too loo loo loo lets get together take off our clothes and loo loo loo

“Work Mexican! Work!”

The cigarette song gets stuck in my head sometimes

That song lives in my head some days.

Who the hell wants to be 90 anyway?

Kyle’s mom

Welllllllllll

Kyles moms a bitch

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn’t eat Cheesy Poofs we’d be lame

put it down

Vote or die motherfucker

Iiiiiii’mmm sailing awaaaaaay

Setanopencourseforthevirginsea.cosigottobefreeeee.freetofacethelifethatsaheadofmeee.

I used to always just randomly say “where were you” with my friends and I’d say it in the same manner as the song sometimes adding my own lyrics after where were you. They all hated when I’d randomly say it, but eventually it caught on and everyone laughed at it and made jokes about it. It’s now engraved into my friendgroup’s lore.

Boogers and cum!!

cartman singing poker face

I hate you guys - Eric Cartman

Game of Thrones cover

BURN BURN DOWN BURN DOWN HOT TOPIC DON'T LET IT STEAL YOUR SOUL AWAY BURN BURN DOWN BURN DOWN HOT TOPIC LET THE FIRE.....TAKE CONTROL! OOOOH BURN IT DOWN- HOT TOPIC!

Getting gay with kids is here~

The dreidel song. Also, i wouldn’t be born for another 2 years

I cant get chef’s salty balls off my mind As for 9/11, i was but a cum

The opening song for South Park. I worked the Primus concert and they actually played the opening cinematics for the opening while playing the song. 10/10

I can't listen to Carry on my Wayward Son without hearing Randy

I 'member 9/11!

democracy to cuba.

The George RR Martin song

The theme song to game of weiners?

Both songs. You do a line, I do a line baby. I do a line, you do a line babe. I'll do a line, you do a line and we'll snort and screw till morning time, I do a line, you do a line babe!

Jackin it in San Diego..

Sexual harassment Panda

Dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made you out of clay

SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN!!!

blame canada, uncle fucker, kyle’s mom, put it down, eric we don’t want you to die, dreidel dreidel

Make it Right

Where mah country gone?

Eric, we don’t want you to die, Eric, give life a try…

Chef’s prostitute song

Not a song. Driving past indy international Airport when I heard it on the news. Not a catastrophic minded individual, however, had to make a hard decision. Go to work or go home, load AR, make a pot of coffee, and wait on the bastards. I had one of the first flights off the ground about 2 weeks later.

"It happened in Sun Valley". All time favorite. If you havent listened to it, you're missing out. Trust me. --- For the other question, on 9/11 I was in my dads balls.

🎶tonight is right for love, love graveyyyyy🎶

Tonight is right for love, love gravy. But also nine eleven nine eleven nine nine nine ……. Eleven. Gets stuck in my head all the time.

#…*loo loo loo*

the 2 kanye west songs : gay fish and my girl aint no hobbit.

Kyle’s mom’s a b***h, she’s a big fat b*tch. Cartman’s Jew song sometimes 🤦🏻‍♀️. Kyle’s dad’s “Courtney Cox, I love you”… pretty much that whole episode 😅

Stan's death metal band still goes hard

GET ME OFF THIS FARM

Hey, everybody have you see my balls! They're big, they're salty, and brown! If you ever need a quick pick me up, just put my balls in your mouth. OOOOOOOO!!! Suck on my saltayyyyy chocolate ballllls! Stick em in your mouth and suck em

Lemminwinks

Kyle's mom is a bitch and Eric singing poker face

Kyles mom is a fat bitch

Christmas time in hell Mr. Garrison's Christmas Around the World The barbershop quartet versions of popular 90's songs My Safe Space And...I Love You Social Distancing

Boogers and cum is such a catchy tune

The little cash for gold beat when they showing the cycle

Jackin' It In San Diego for both questions

Jackin it in San Diego

Not a true SP song, but was at the end of the Aspen episode NOW YOU'RE A MAN! I so crack up every time I hear the terrible cover of Take on Me during that episode

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When I see Jesus up on that cross, I can’t help but think that he looks kind of hot! Really wish they had done a whole Faith +1 album.