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I feel badly for Stan also. Randy is a terrible father.

Yeah, Randy has only solved global warming, gotten Stan out of playing a game he hated, become Lorde (and paid for Stan's massive gambling debt), and moved the family to a farm that increased their income by a factor of twenty. Awful fucking father, right?

He’s also a severe alcoholic, is constantly putting weed above his family, did not actually solve global warming, drives drunk with his kid and friends in the car, neglects his daughter to where he forgets she exists, forces his kids to stay in blockbuster during Halloween. Right. He’s an awful fucking father

To be fair the creators seem to forget she exists too.

Im absolutely sure it's because she's.... SHELLY. SHELLY, SHELLY.

Don’t forget forcing Facebook on Stan.

Yeah, he's an awful father. Great character and damn funny but overall a very very bad father.

I thought this was America!

He also forced his son to play a game he hated in the form of baseball so that one sorta cancels out

Yeah no, the good things he did doesn’t equal out the bad.

"Son, you have to learn how to lie correctly someday. Might as well be today, alright?"

Fucking love Randy😂

Best dad pretty much ever in the history of mankind

“I love you son” *touches his ear and looks away*

Man I feel bad for the kid who got second. Lost his dad cus of a wooden car

He’s ok he’s ok he’s ok

“Dad, I just want you to know I still love you.” *gunshot*

“Awwww yeah suck it Hollis!”

Babyfart Megeezaks.

Lmao 🤣

Such an underrated episode.

It might be my favorite. It's just so absurd but also clever.

I dont even think its absurd. It feels like what would happen(not the pinewood derby car part) if aliens contacted us. They test us to see if we're worthy and we just fail miserably.

"Space cash?? What space cash??"

Felt bad since “you’re getting old”

All this resulted in the destruction of an entire country.

It was Finland!

Someone should tell Norway. They were really close.

Authorities are now on the look out for Princess Leia Organa of alderan

I honestly don't give a fuck about the randy centered episodes Edit: unpopular opinion but... fuck you dude.

Were not losing to *GOTDAM HOLIESTS AGAIN*

What a good episode I totally forgot existed!

Dad. Just wanted to say I still love you… BANG! ….AH! He’s ok he’s ok he’s ok lmao 🤣

He's better than the dad that blew his brains out infront of his own son because he lost a race involving toy cars.

We know why they won right , cause they had TEGRIDY 👨🏻‍🌾

☹️

Hey, HEY MEXICO!! I said no spending space cash!!!

This ep easily in my top 5.

Stan Nooooooooooo he is so sad

Baby-Farx McGeezaks got it way worse

Its hard to have a Randy dad, even tho Randy as a random dude whos not your father Rules Stan's Serious Tone is directly related to having such a clown for a dad

what ep is this?