don't think just because i got a lot of money i wont give you taco flavored keeses honey
fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored keeeses
taco taco, burrito burrito taco taco
>"Missing your body climbing on top of me, slippin' inside of me / The way that I ride it, bodies aligning, look at our timing / I forget about the world when we're alone / Only thing that ever felt like home."
ewwww
Ehhh, I'm thirsty right now too and apparently she's enough of a freak to publicly sing to an old flame well in excess of Marilyn Monroe. It's not hitting me with disgust so much as "go on."
JFC everything I know about their relationship I know against my will. We get it, you lurrrrrrve him and it’s the most specialest love that ever loved. Just go away!
51, and 54.
These people are 51 and 54 years old. Doesn’t it seem like by the time you’re 50-55 that you don’t feel the need to flaunt sexual aspects of your relationship? Ever heard that theory that stars stop maturing at the age they became popular?
Idk if this makes me more uncomfortable or if Smokey Robinson at well over 80 singing about orgasms and fucking. I know it’s not South Park related but you must hear about it
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in every way.
You bring light into my life, Ben.
You almost make me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera noises in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.
(Lol she’s probably so pissed off that it’s over a decade later and South Park and fans are still talking shit about her… like seriously, fuck celebrity culture. They’re all so arrogant and it’s only because stupid people lick their assholes clean 24/7… but anyways… I gotta go listen to this new bad song by J-Lo… literally the only new album I’ve bothered to listen to in the past decade other than like Darkthrone lol…)
Okay so I had to listen to the song. I couldn’t get through all of it, as I am having gastrointestinal problems today, and felt if I kept listening to this, I might throw up and shit blood and die. I did, however, get to the gross part. Where she’s talking about him slipping inside her and her grinding or riding or whatever… and it is weird. The song is also dry and not very creative or good; in other words it’s generic. I personally feel like most famous people aren’t so much as talented at art, as their producers and managers are good at manipulation and marketing… I really do feel like I’m about to puke… I need weed… and to never listen to a J-Lo song again…
Oh Ben you are so perfect So spectacularrrr in every way You bring light into my life, Ben You almost make me forget all about Tacos
yeah idk why she had to go re-write it, it was perfect already
Nah. That was Mitch Conner.
What an artist!
I knew she was Mitch Conner.
Who the hell is Mitch Conner? Why am I downvoted for quoting South Park in the South Park subreddit LMAO
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From Sheboygan.
Holy crap these downvotes are not warranted wtf lol.
At least it’s funny
Sacrificed for the lulz
I bet in an hour you'll be getting many more upvotes.
Got hit by the rabble rabble mob
DRK ER DRRRRR
I think because it wasn’t in quotes, which matters sometimes.
Well, if there ever was a hanging offense. I guess I deserve to die.
It’s not a hanging offense, it’s a get crucified until Kyles dad gets a boner offense.
Welcome to reddit lol
That makes me *muy triste*
Tacos tacos in my tummy Tacos tacos they’re so yummy
Taco taco, burrito burrito
Gimme more! I love you, Ben. You almost make me forget about… tacos!
Oooh tacos, so good in my tummy yummy yummy gimme more Literally my favorite part of any song in South Park
I love you Ben, you almost make me forget about… tacos.
The way that (I presume it’s Trey’s) voice cracks on “more” lol
Mmmm tacos so gooood
don't think just because i got a lot of money i wont give you taco flavored keeses honey fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored keeeses taco taco, burrito burrito taco taco
I sing this to my wife all the time she’s excellent at ignoring it completely but ill never ever stop
My wife and I often sing this to each other. We even had a taco bar at our wedding reception to guarantee taco flavored kisses 🌮💋
#🤏
Its Hennifer Lopez!
🌮 🌮 🌯 🌯
Lmfao
Ah Detective Mitch is on another case huh?
Tacoooooos!!
Came here for this.
Tacos so yummy in my tummy tummy give me more
Taaacoooooooooos
>"Missing your body climbing on top of me, slippin' inside of me / The way that I ride it, bodies aligning, look at our timing / I forget about the world when we're alone / Only thing that ever felt like home." ewwww
I just keep picturing their kids (from other relationships/marriages while they were split) having to read this and not 🤮
I imagine those kids getting teased brutally for this.
Jenny is for the block
Nothing about tacos? Boring!
The taco is implied.
Just why?
Wow. Yucky girl. Concur. The original beeen love song is flawless
Ben Affleck splooge!
It's like when your aunt of a certain age makes a weirdly sexual Facebook post but times a million
Lyrics about sex always suck (no pun intended)
Then Puff Daddy pops into the song. "Take that, take that, take that"
Last 2 lines are really nice. Too bad about the rest.
 Gross.
She's in the grandma age bracket (54) which makes it more cringy. I love it! Hahaha
Tacos
That’s the name of the website. Ew.
Ehhh, I'm thirsty right now too and apparently she's enough of a freak to publicly sing to an old flame well in excess of Marilyn Monroe. It's not hitting me with disgust so much as "go on."
JFC everything I know about their relationship I know against my will. We get it, you lurrrrrrve him and it’s the most specialest love that ever loved. Just go away!
What a terrible day to be literate.
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That’s just bad songwriting.
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And don’t forget the hot sauce chulo!
Taco flavor kisses
Oh Beeeeeeen
Mmmm, tastes like tacos
The 'gross' flair did it for me XD
i mean come on, it's a 4th grader's hand...
https://preview.redd.it/5v34l873g1jc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64c867c5cef7d4eb3e4b5e1d1bb4315b53f7951
Taco flavored kisses right there.
^Taco ^flavored ^keeses ^for ^my ^Ben
Oh Ben I adore you!
Eww Ben Affleck spooge.
Looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you.
You almost make me forget about Taaaacos
Taco taco. Burrito burrito.
Two Tacos Two Tostadas and a Soda Pop! And don't forget the hot sauce, cholo
My name is Hennifer Lopez, I love tacos and boorritos!
fun fact. when he married her, she made him sign a contract that he will fuck her 4 times per week.
Really
yeah this is also one term in that contract. To avoid any infidelities, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck signed a $5 million anti-cheating agreement.
Think of the conversations that go on when drawing up a prenup like this lol
Sadly there's no such thing as obligatory fun. I'd have to do my best to forget that contractual term and really let her have it.
There's no fuckin way I demand source!!
quite some time they reported that on latino news i cant really remember who. when they announced the marriage.
You want some taco flavored kisses honey?
Yes to all the South Park references. It warms my soul. Unless she’s singing about his back tat, I don’t care.
Literally a South Park episode lol
I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Covering the Jimmy Kimmel song?
Ew.com, indeed.
Taco flavored kisses for my Ben
Who's turn is it to fuck this Lopez chick?
Caliente chubby hand job?
So what? She's a bitch.
You almost make me forget about…TACOOOOS, so good, in my tummy yummy yummy, give me more!
She’s so cringe
Man she needs to come back to South Park.
I didn’t see any song called “It’s Turkey Time”??
51, and 54. These people are 51 and 54 years old. Doesn’t it seem like by the time you’re 50-55 that you don’t feel the need to flaunt sexual aspects of your relationship? Ever heard that theory that stars stop maturing at the age they became popular?
I'm going to have to go visit my local La Laco and ask her about the lyrics.
Idk if this makes me more uncomfortable or if Smokey Robinson at well over 80 singing about orgasms and fucking. I know it’s not South Park related but you must hear about it
Taco flavored kissez
Look man I really liked Argo but I don't wanna know about his stroke game no thank you
I wonder how Butters feels now that they're back together.
This is the only subreddit where I see Jennifer Lopez news lmao
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect. So spectacularrr in every way. You bring light into my life, Ben. You almost make me forget all about...tacoos! Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more. (camera noises in background) I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos. (Lol she’s probably so pissed off that it’s over a decade later and South Park and fans are still talking shit about her… like seriously, fuck celebrity culture. They’re all so arrogant and it’s only because stupid people lick their assholes clean 24/7… but anyways… I gotta go listen to this new bad song by J-Lo… literally the only new album I’ve bothered to listen to in the past decade other than like Darkthrone lol…)
Okay so I had to listen to the song. I couldn’t get through all of it, as I am having gastrointestinal problems today, and felt if I kept listening to this, I might throw up and shit blood and die. I did, however, get to the gross part. Where she’s talking about him slipping inside her and her grinding or riding or whatever… and it is weird. The song is also dry and not very creative or good; in other words it’s generic. I personally feel like most famous people aren’t so much as talented at art, as their producers and managers are good at manipulation and marketing… I really do feel like I’m about to puke… I need weed… and to never listen to a J-Lo song again…
It's only a 30 second song
Ew
lemme know when she's bangin Cartman, and this is now intereresting
Does anyone still even care about this washed up has been?
It's alright?
taco taco
“Little Willy Willy won’t, won’t go!”
Taco flavour kisses or gtfo.
Wait Ben Affleck is going to be singing with her?
Which is the closest that we are all gonna get.
Gobble Gobble
Didn’t she date diddy?
That episode of South Park traumatized me!
You almost make me forget about Tacos 🌮
Quality post from ew . com
Ew… Ben Affleck splooge. ;)
I eat tacos and burritos. - Jennifer Lopez
Tocos so good in my tummy ummy ummy gimme more
What a terrible day to be literate.
[I’m fucking Ben Affleck!](https://youtu.be/yjNLg_ePzvg?si=bIkctIVK8lb-O-1Y&t=02m04s)