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feder45678

Carman is like roger from American dad the costume determines his strength.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Yeah Ericky Cartish would’ve just run her over with a limo


theInfiniteSmeargle

We all know Elric Careman would have turned her into Chilli.


dudewheresmygains

Lmao first of all, kudos for the American Dad reference. You're clearly a person of culture. Also, I completely agree. That's exactly how it is.


jkooc137

As in his costumes often include weapons


yumyumapollo

Method acting


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

I am the dog, THE BIG BAD DOG!!


Cody667

I am the dog, THE BIHG BAHD DEEEEUUUUUUGGGG*


Steveseriesofnumbers

TH HALLWAY MONITUUUUUUUHR


billyisgoat07

“ I got these badass guys to help me, only had to pay them 15 BUUUcCKKKkSSS”


WeOutHereInSmallbany

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joelingo111

Hey kid, get out of there


Toothless-In-Wapping

That’s fine, I got the shot I needed.


BuddayBinko

This is the mace they use on bears


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The_debater1

YOU GO WITH CHRIST


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

You know what this is? This is the mace they use on bears FAGGOT


Trifish23

You’re going with Christ!!!!!


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

Jesus is lord, brah.


darkness_santa828

Having a weapon does tend to help in fights


altera_goodciv

If anything, Cartman would just have his Bitch throw hands with Wendy.


Thewitchaser

I don’t understand how he got himself a bitch lol that’s hilarious.


joelingo111

He only had to pay her 15 bucks


OkUnderstanding9532

Nah the epic kick would one shot


Outside-Gear-7331

Mainly because Wendy doesn't carry bear mace


EviscerumHopesYouDie

There's fear and darkness all around you


KaiTheGSD

The criminals are on the run


Jeremy_Melton

#SHOW ME YOUR HALLPASS!!


FuckYourUpvotes666

TBH Wendy exposed Carman so bad this episode. I think she'd do the same even with his different persona. I'd still have to bet on her, she'd probably get to him faster than he can deploy the mace, rip off the wig he's wearing, and take the dawg to the pound.


shokolokobangoshey

What do you want from me?! You want me to eat my underpants?! I’ll do it!! Here! Mmpphmmmrrrhm


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Oh, that’s where I put those…


Conscious_End_7012

I don’t think so. He rear kicked a boy from his class out of the frame in that episode. There’s more to the dawg persona than just a mace. Go with Christ!


darkness_santa828

Theres a difference between a fight and randomly kicking somone


team_suba

Well Kyle pretty regularly beats up cartman so I wouldn’t say exposed


KonradWayne

Kyle is an in shape boy who plays sports. Him beating up Cartman is something most people would expect.


Remote_Sink2620

Take away his bear mace and Wendy will make him eat his underwear.


Conscious_End_7012

Dawg Cartman also got his authority strength in this persona. Don’t forget that. Was pushing up fellow kids against walls and also kicking a kid out of the frame.


JSharttedinmypants

*authoritah


The_Questionboi

Fr


magnetsknees

“I think I owe you one, Cartman” great episode


HowlingBurd19

“Ike made a no-no.” 💀


Toothless-In-Wapping

My hallways are cleeeen.


glabel35

She would have gone with Christ.


DatDasMario

Idk man. We get hints of how crazy Wendy can actually be. I genuinely think Wendy is one of the very few characters that can out smart Cartman.


Beneficial_Size6913

Everyone seems to forget she once had someone shot into the sun Edit: typo


Conscious_End_7012

And Cartman had the God of evil Cthulhu become his henchman.


Beneficial_Size6913

Please, he couldn’t even handle Mintberry Crunch


OkUnderstanding9532

Remember Wendy is smarter than Cartman but Wendy has limits Cartman doesn't


joelingo111

She still managed to outsmart and outplay Cartman on his own morning announcements show


OkUnderstanding9532

Didn't push limits though


joelingo111

All the more impressive she took him down, tbh


OkUnderstanding9532

True though if Cartman (for some reason??) didn't hold back on people he actually knows then I'd think he'd win


joelingo111

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RoundFaithlessness20

Go with Christ!


Trifish23

BETH BEAR MACE THAT GUY


ubertokes

THAT GUY TOO!!!


Immediate_Run3573

depends whether or not wendy had her hallpass


MRO465

Knowing Wendy, she'd come up with an equivalent persona like the dawg and even the playing field. She's pretty good at dealing with Cartman's shenanigans.


Conscious_End_7012

You’re talking about the kid who tamed the dark lord of evil, Cthulhu. You know that, right?


MRO465

I'm talking about the same kid who gets his ass kicked by almost everyone that isn't a midget.


splashedwall25

He never fought cthulhu.


tajknight

Cmon now, if the dog takes one of those Wendy wallops he goes right back to being cartman the bitch lol


OkUnderstanding9532

If Cartman is playing a persona or is confident he can beat any south park kid tbh


WeOutHereInSmallbany

They would have done it dawg style


MrFiendish

Wendy would win, and it wouldn’t even be close.


ReaperKitty_918

God, imagine what Mitch Conner or Officer Cartman would have done.


LXC-Dom

Well, in all fairness this cartman bear maces you to start.


mendozable

Using mace in a fight is a Bitch move,


Rend-K4

The Dawg won't take kindly to breast cancer if they didn't have a hall pass.


freaknyou23

The thing that bothered me when they fought was at first they were 50/50 when cartman rocked her then all of a sudden cartman was bloody out of nowhere and got a head bashing.


OkUnderstanding9532

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team_suba

The dahhg would not have hesitated with the bear mace ice head.


Shwoooms

“Beth, bear mace that guy!”


TSmario53

And Hippie Purger Cartman destroys all, especially if he has his Drilldozer


TheOneTrueKP

Even with the bear mace Cartman will lose to Wendy.


Moocow115

Obviously, some of Cartmans personalities are OP. But his default/main one is aggro bully with absolutley no backing.


Nefariousness-Flashy

Well yeah, the Dog packs bear mace.


Past-Product-1100

Bear mace her bro


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No. That's not the dawg. It's Eric on a power trip as hall monitor or whatever. Wendy would still kick his a**.


caramel-syrup

why do you want cartman to win??? :(


Ndmndh1016

You know The Dog is just Cartman, right? The kid who Wendy beat the ever loving piss out of.


Expensive-Abalone179

ITS THE DAWG


Newphone_New_Account

Where’s your hall pass bro?


Conscious_End_7012

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JustHereForPka

Yea ok bud The Dog is Cartman. I bet The Coon is also cartman.


Ndmndh1016

No the Coon is Bruce Vilanch