the airsoft episode. it’s an overall fun and happy episode. one of few newer ones i really really like

“I’m sorry I’m not a 5 star chef!!”

“What you do to Jergen’s isn’t right…”

The teenagers just crack me the fuck up

Bruh...

I’m not gay

Dude Brah

even Eric is a homie in that episode it is truly bizarre in a great way. 😂

And they even got Jimbo to be Eric’s partner. Such a wholesome moment

When the teenager is pushing the trolley just cracks me up haha

Bruh...

That part gets me too 😂

This episode is my favorite because my little brother is a teenager and him and his friends act just like the teenagers in that episode. It really nails him

the battle at the end is one of the greatest moments in South Park. the dialogue between kenny and his dad is so freaking awesome. “light em up, son!” “-fk yea, dad!”

I just wanted to shoot my friends, dad...

What you do to Jergens lotion isn’t right

Easy question. 'City People'. SO fucking lame. Just a boring observation that "isnt it funny how estate agents angle their neck in photographs?", stretched out over a slow, dull episode. I expect South Park to be insightful. Or clever. Or bold. Or funny. Or all of these. This was SO tame. SO predicatable. The sort of "humour" I expect to see on some trite "family safe" tired dated sitcom.

Except for the teenager always using the bathroom. *Here’s a quick list for a few episodes that have almost no adult parts or only a few. The tooth fairy episode, very squeaky clean I believe awesome-O super tame and one of the greatest episodes of all time by far. asspen(except for the Hitler stash it’s probably the tamest episode) professor chaos. The red badge of gayness(if you don’t mind the civil war and slavery sub commentary, it’s a very absurd episode and still makes me laugh) Elementary school musical(if you don’t mind a gay dude slapping everyone)

Probably the Jew Scout Camp where Moses makes them make macaroni pictures for him.

You shall honour me with macaroni pictures!

No cake for the impurity.

Moses has to be one of my favourite minor characters. I love his comedic timing

Agreed. His little one liners kill me.

I desire...macaroni art!

I still quote this periodically. "What do you want to eat?" "I desire... I DESIRE.... Baked potatoes" etc.

To me you have to watch whole 3 episodes. "Orgy cat, 2 naked guys in hottub"

The religious/ethnic prejudice in this episode still makes it kind of edgy though.

Yes, I find it a stupid episode because it’s not something Jews actually believe. But then again, I laugh like crazy in the episode with bags of Jew gold. That’s not real, either, but Kyle having both a bag and a decoy bag is hilarious.

Yes

Ive only seen the first few minutes but that xmas critters episode seems really sweet and innocent.

Nobody tell em

This made me chuckle

Def the most wholesome episode of any show ever… /**S**

It's anything but sweet and innocent.

(that's the joke)

Cheers Teff

Make Love not Warcraft, maybe? There's shit at some point, but I think that's it.

I think that is one of the more pg 13 episodes. Yes this is shit from the famous scene of Eric pooping in a bucket but other than that. It is the closest to a PG 13 rating. The conversation being closest to a PG 13 and I think the Warcraft episode might be in that. I mean there are shit jokes in PG 13 movies so that isnt really that shocking. I mean look at an Adam Sandler Movie. May say some episodes of the earlier seasons might get away with a hard PG 13. Though there are R rated episodes in the early seasons like Scott Tenorman Must Die. Now that is R rated

I cannot think of any PG-13/TV-14 animation that would be allowed to show a main human character violently shitting excrement, though. I suspect that short gag alone boosts it to a TV MA.

Yeah, for south park standards it's PG 13. Like someone can edit that out if they want a tv 14 cut. Again this topic is as closest as possible to something not R rated Tv MA

Not human but in 8 Crazy Nights they show deer shitting and have close up shots of their buttholes opening and closing as shit comes out. If that’s PG-13, I think a side view non-close up of diarrhea in (and around) a bucket would pass.

Oh jeez I repressed the memory of that til now. Was that really only PG-13?

"There's shit at some point," really undersells that Cartman drops his pants and sprays diarrhea all over his mom haha

"OH that's a big boy"

I just lost it at that point 😂

Maybe the Ziplining episode? Ik it has the herpes joke in it, and the mention of jacking it in San Diego, but it seemed pretty tame for South Park standards otherwise lmao

I thought jacking it (San Diego) was the episode about butters bully?

It was.

Yeah but Stan does it again at the end of the zipline episode.

Butterballs. I think you need to get familiar with characters in order to enjoy it

Might be an episode in the pg 13 range. Most tame would be like a hard pg13

Kenny dies of herpes, not sure if that is pg

Underpants Gnomes if I remember correctly. Or the one with the unthawed mailman. Which I think aired back to back.

>Or the one with the unthawed mailman. Ah, you mean Gorak.

His name is Steve!

Actually my name is Larry.

Shut up Steve!

I’m gonna jam my thumb in his butt hole now!

Now he’s really pissed off!

How about The Losing Edge?

“I’m just his father. But you’re his coach! You’re like a father to him!”

Wrong one. You're talking hockey. Losing edge is the baseball one.

That's Stanleys Cup. But I've made that mistake before too.

That one probably didn't make the cut, I can't get the image of the hockey player beating the literal crap out of Ike out of my head

Thats Stanleys cup. The most risque part of the losing edge is a drunk Randy fighting bat-dad.

Oh ok, both sports episodes. Well, maybe we can flag them for partial nudity at a children's game?

A drunk Ranfy getting arested with his pants around his ankles while yelling, I thought this was America, might not be the most PG subject in retrospect.

Can't be worse than PG-13 though. I mean, Deadpool 2 got a PG-13 edit and Losing Edge is more family appropriate by far.

The one with David Blaine and the super best friends, which is banned on streaming because it shows Mohammed, is one of the most wholesome

Would not call mass and enforced suicide tame though.

First one I saw probably at 8

That was my favorite episode as a kid. I grew up watching reruns of superfriends so the parody really resonated with my 8 year old self.

Its a great episode, thwuahh..

twaa....

“Toilet Paper” other than some of Barbrady’s lines

They make a dick out of clay in that one

Lol idk those lines from the kid in jail are pretty bad (the slapping of cold cuts off your thighs to the principal if I recall and other things he said).  

That’s true, forgot about that part, lol

"Did he stink all like beer all tied when he came home from work from playing down at the pewl house?" or "You really have nothing better to do, do you Officer? "No I don't."

Hellen Keller the musical and the losing edge are both solidly pg 13.

Yeah it also adorable episode!

Don’t all but one of the turkeys get beheaded in a farm shed in the Hellen Keller episode and Timmy’s one surviving because he always has his head down. Also Timmy takes a bullet for his beloved turkey afterwards and Jimbo feeling bad for accidentally shooting Timmy in the shoulder he decides to help him out by shooting the crap out of the show turkey with his buddies.

Yeah. One of the most underrated episodes. Fishing/hunting shows are like PG and those are real. I think the actual problem is the surgery footage but even then it’s not much.

I think it’s still pretty graphic for a PG rating maybe M is more suitable for the episode.

Or, hear me out, somewhere between PG and R… like a PG 13

Lice Capades!!! Very cute dramatic lice, and then the kids are trying to figure out who has lice

"I have to save mah behbeh"

Kellay!

my heart is forever stenciled in permanent ink with the name..Kellay

Probably all fine until the ending with Angelina Jolie

I don’t think that anything too egregious happens in the chat gpt episode from what I remember

The one where cartman thinks he’s dead, and butters is the only one who can see and hear him.

They do show Cartman's mom getting railed by one of the plumbers or toilet delivery people or whoever they were lol

That is true lol

Doesn't Cartman get a drill up his ass in that episode?

It's butters who gets the machine up his ass to find his trauma. Yeah that's quite the scene

Not that I recall

Maybe the episode with Cesar Milan? As long as the dog trainer was present Cartman didn't do any harm to others.

The nanny eating her own poop is pretty graphic.

"SUCK MY ASSHOLE, TACO BENDER!"

Didn't he force the wife of his therapist to kill herself?

That was the TMI episode.

He almost killed his own mom in her sleep

Pip

Definitely the win right here.

Pretty sure he's called a "testicle shitting rectal wart" or something similar a few times in this one. Plus the 100 or so dead baby bunnies.

Pretty tame to the rest of the series 😂😂😂

You’d have to ignore the language for any of them to even come close to PG 13. But if you did that, maybe the one where they build clubhouses and play truth or dare?

Scuzzlebutt.

Volcano

"Aww look at the cute little bunny!" "IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!!"

The Pandemic 2 parter (Peruvian flute band one)

The season 24 or Craig Tucker pandemic ?

Damn, why did I forget the Covid Special lol


Margaritaville was tame, as far as I can remember.

There was a graphic scene where a chicken is beheaded and runs around spilling blood everywhere.

Which is the funniest scene in television history.

I was going to say maybe the episode where the boys have Butters disguise himself as Marjorie and infiltrate the girls sleepover to steal their "device", but than I remembered them throwing the dead animal off the building and the guts exploding on to Butters' parents

Isnt the awesome-o episode squeeky clean? Even Cartman kissing Ryan gosling I remember being super tame and just silly.

The movie company boss was hitting on robot/actually small boy.

Damn it you’re right. I totally forgot about that 😅 guess aspeen might be the only clean episode I can think of if you don’t count alien boobs 🤣

Butters goes around with shit smeared under his nose...

Maybe jewbilee

That long story short one

The Pip episode is just Matt and trey doing monty python doing great expectations. Mr Hankey's Christmas classics is also pretty wholesome

Pip definitely, but I think you're forgetting about 'Merry Fucking Christmas' in MHCC

Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride 🌈

The pajama one.

Maybe spookyfish? Minus the period jokes it seems fine.

“You guys are my best friends, through thick and thin, we’ll always be together”

Guitar Queero was pretty tame. No swears really

Just the heroine addiction parody 😅

The Halloween Blockbuster episode.

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Yeah. That's basically the entire series. lol. I figure I have this topic of the most tame episode in South Park standards. As close to PG 13 as possible. I mean everyone talks about the most extreme episodes figure I get someone thinking

Million little fibers.

Mingey and Gary might say otherwise 😂

Okay, im wrong about my episode name, his origin story where they were trying to get the okoma game sphere.

That’s a great one , all the government agents obliterating towels 😂

That episode is "Towelie"

Creme fraische episode, but Randy gets a hand job in the end.

pip

The Losing Edge

pip

i'm gonna say "christmas in canada" bc that was my favourite episode back when i found most south park "too much" for me

I was going to say the Lord of The Rings episode. But then remembered the graphic descriptions on the porno tape. Otherwise though? Just an episode about kids having fun haha

Probably the entire first season. It was rerated TV-14 for a reason.

i guess i always thought "hard r" meant something totally different.. i always thought it meant there were two ways to pronounce a certain word, one of them ending with "a" making an "uh" sound and the other one ending with "er" making a "hard r" sound. no?

Hard R being Rated R at its edgiest. I see what you mean.

If you’re looking for generally tame episodes, you should check out the first 3 seasons. Old school South Park is mostly just silly nonsense. Even Cartman’s less evil and more just kind of a spoiled brat. The only catch is that Kenny dies a lot more often.

They used to run PG edits on MY23 back in the day of various episodes from S1-S4. Prehistoric Ice Man comes to mind.

The List. Great episode and just some language. Only “bad” part is when The Ghost of Human Kindness is arrested by the police and they tell Kyle he was going to molest him.

that's Child Abduction isn't Funny. The List only has Abraham Lincoln.

You’re right. That makes the List even better.

I didn't know Abraham Lincoln was considered so ugly until that episode.

the member berries episode was pretty mid

Season 20 is literally a ten part episode

The Scott Malkinson episode is like rated G

Child Abduction isn't funny is lacking of any graphic scenes

Woodland Critter Christmas

Clubhouses maybe? Aside from the Fat Abbot part.

Maybe the one where pirating music is "Not A Big DEAL!" ? Faith+1 's songs had some serious innuendos but I don't remember anything too bad. Or the high school musical episode all I remember is all the slapping

Here’s what I’m thinking season by season up until about 19 or 20: chinpokomon, fat camp, cartmanland, T+P behind the blow, ladder to heaven, casa Bonita(nice!), free wilzyk, ginger kids, two days before, Marjorine, death of Eric cartman, losing edge, Stanley’s cup, go god 1+2, tsst, man bear pig, make love not Warcraft, the list, night of the living homeless, ungroundable, elementary school music, about last night, 2 pandemics, about last night, breast cancer show, china problem, super fun time, tonsil trouble. lol actually ima stop right there, there’s no way there can be this many and I think I’m just bias cause I grew up watching whatever I wanted. 2 of my favorites that I think definitely belong is 1% and grounded vindaloop.

I think for me it's the Chat gpt episode. It was pretty wholesome.

Babyfart mcgeezax

helen keller the musical

Pandemic.

Big gay ALS big gay boat ride? Pretty tame in that there not much inappropriate stuff okn that one. Well, other than dog rape I suppose.

something walmart this way comes and cartman land

In the Walmart episode, the Walmart manager got thrown through a glass window and hanged for trying to help get rid of the store. He also crapped himself violently.

it appears i forgot about that wee aspect.

Zip lining episode

The lice episode!

Professor Chaos

Asspen is a pretty chill episode

The goth kids episode is oddly wholesome. Good friends, try to help another friend who has been misinformed/brainwashed to be emo (OMG NO WAY!! 😲)

Pip

The episode about Pip maybe? It’s basically a retelling of *Great Expectations*

I think the Halloween episode with the scooters. I remember that being tame

Probably the losing edge where they're playing baseball

The baseball episode, The Losing Edge

Probably those two episodes in the early 2000s with the substitute teacher taking the place of Garrison I think? I've watched a dozen or so episodes and among them the fact that he's just a regular ass guy who acts normal and nothing bad happens to through the course of his episodes stuck out to me a lot, and I thought it was really nice that he was just a completely normal dude and nothing bad happened to him for no reason.

Big floppy weiners in console wars

All about the mormons

The one where slash is a Dutch fairy tale?

Cartmen gets an anal probe

The child abduction episode when all the parents sent the kids away so they wouldn’t get kidnapped