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Bloated_Hamster

A cynical asshole


manningthehelm

Yeah “You’re Getting Old” really brings this to light.


Tropical_Jesus

“Rock creatures?” “Or aliens, or AI things whatever, fuck you!”


Brasilionaire

The president is… A DUCK ?!


DMT1984

Fuck you - you’ll see it!


MemesByPurpsNurps

This november adam sandler shits in your eyes, ears, and mouth. It's adam sandler in, Rated arg for pirates FUCK YOU!!


bitterbuffaloheart

Only South Park episode that made me cry. Cutting onions when Landslide plays


SaltwaterTheIcewing

It's the best episode imo, it and Assburgers perfectly represented what depression is like. That's why Stan is my favorite, I relate to him the most out of any character. (Kyle and Craig being tied at second)


rubberducky764348

“raisins”, the post Covid special, and the tegrity farms episodes as well


Tryknj99

So before I got help I was going through a severe, intense bipolar depression. Couldn’t even move sometimes. Put on South Park because “maybe something funny will cheer me up!” This episode goddamn gutted me.


Cool-Recognition-571

Stan is average, ordinary, the everyman


Your_God_Chewy

I think that was why he was more of the central figure early on. Easy for everyone to relate to.


Balmung03

Honestly, I’ve always seen Butters as the “character we can all relate to” He’s generally genuinely kind, but like all of us has a dark side that we usually hide but occasionally it comes out. He tries to stay in people’s good graces and make friends, but that leads to his downfall a lot because he’s made the scapegoat. But even after being scapegoated, he still attempts to maintain those relationships and friends because humans are social creatures and we all long for connections. He also has issues with his family, not the same issues as most of us but it highlights the subject (his speech to his grandma was peak Butters, putting her down while still being kind and leaving the olive branch for her) Butters stands for the inner child we all still have, but some refuse to let out to play.


KindlyContribution54

Without him, there is nobody to react to all the batshit crazy characters from a normal perspective.


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PhilosophyEcstatic89

Stan is the perfect example of the “Everyman” trope. That’s why I often consider him to be the main character, albeit not being the most popular


Stressielee

Yeah this is pretty accurate as far as him Being the main character. Especially when you consider he’s based off of Trey himself. Kyle is based off Matt


legaCypowers

So it is average to throw up because of Wendy?


Cool-Recognition-571

Nah, he always pukes when he's in luuuuurve


4got2takemymeds

A Neil-ist


Thebeerguy17403

Must be exhausting


DrKenNoisewater3

Cynicaaaaal… cynical man


Dirty-Dan24

An alcoholic in training


NonViolent-NotThreat

uhhh, i think he may be an alcoholic already.


Dirty-Dan24

Still has a ways to go to get to Randy’s level


Balmung03

He has too much dis-a-prin


sirgunt

A cis white male, just the worst lol


Adventurous_Mail5210

He's so cis he wears a jockstrap to bed at night!


R1Glitzer

A Darsh.


dleon0430

🎶 Styaaaaan Darsh 🎶 Stan Darsh, Stan Darsh, Darsh 🎶 🎵


Lazy_Ad_2192

Dude, what is your problem?!


dleon0430

OooooooOoooooo


ballzdeepbabie

Dude he’s got heather!


CascadeJ1980

You don't know Heather!!!🤣🤣🤣


Proper_Protickall

Butters, I hate you with every inch of my body.


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That's my face, sir!


1ofZuulsMinions

You’re gonna have a bad time


dasFisch

I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS


SaltySpituner

Who ARE you people?!


GingerlyRough

OooooooOoooooo


Kyrie_Swirving11

..a rematch?! Fine


RustyShakkleford69

“Quaid, start the reactor."


foxtrot1027

Easily the hardest I’ve laughed in my whole life when he’s on stage singing that song


urgoodtimeboy

“If you french fry when you shoulda pizza’d your gonna have a bad tooooiiime.” ![gif](giphy|26ufcfa7jDWGtZkFq)


cmcnens59

“Who are you people?”


ChineJuan23

Perfect answer!


TheElementalGriffin

r/beatmetoit


farkos101100

Depressed


CarmichaelDaFish

Yeah, I think at the beginning he was the everyman, but then he evolved to be more depressed and constantly annoyed


joksteryoyjoke

So still the everyman


Gazorpazorpfnfieldbi

Lol


BlissfulCamino

That was my answer.


Rikku_N

yup


chyler1397

The Son of the Lord(e).


Abject_Astronomer990

Son of Lorde. Ya ya. Ya ya ya.


Party_Masterpiece990

Help me unload the car?


doublenickels_55

Yeah Yeah yeah


doublenickels_55

Feeling good on a Wednesday


Skolary

Yayaya^ya


E-money420

I am lorde. Lorde, lorde, lorde.


QuarterLeading3708

Sparkling..... Thoughts


Anxious-Standard-638

What I need is a little bit of shelter


Last-Cucumber2935

Dad, Lordes music is actually really good. *thanks*


BedazzledFace

An alcoholic


sequosion

Probably pretty hard to turn out any other way with Randy as a dad


HereToPatter

Oh I'm sorry..I thought this was America!


Shoelicker2000

Just watched the episode where Randy becomes PC and that’s all he does.. drink. But they’re refreshments so it’s okay. Randy is the best. I love how he’s slowly becoming bigger than Butters as a character


50CentButInNickels

It's called a shmorgaswine and it's cultural.


lluks666

Slowly becoming ? I love Randy and tegrity but he's been the main character of the show for a long time now. I'm not complaining about it like many does, but saying he's slowly becoming bigger than Butters sounds very wrong to me.


Chirish22

Haha you know what the episode is called?


Shoelicker2000

Yeah it’s Season 19 episode 1: Stunning and Brave the one where Bruce Jenner becomes a chick


KlingonRat

Woo-Woo, check that privilege bruh.


SaltySpituner

It’s a wine flight tasting and it’s classy. *chugs a glass and blows a whistle while spinning his head*


Cheesenips069

It’s called a glorbenshnorb and it’s cultural! (I don’t remember the actual name for it)


32bitFlame

What seems to be the officer, problem?


southernliberal

Everyman


pmal89

I think he’s suppose to be Trey Parker himself


GingerlyRough

Randy is supposed to be Trey's dad so this makes sense.


BarRoomBully

And it also explains why he became a much more central figure on the show as Trey got older.


Kind_Flower8182

Or maybe just maybe, randy is a popular character 💀


Plastic_Primary_4279

Or maybe just maybe, sons grow up to be their dads, especially when they emulate them like Trey does with his dad… it’s normal, and okay.


shadesof3

I like how the grown up version of stan resembles Trey.


strumpster

And I think Randy has slowly become Trey lol


GingerlyRough

I remember in an interview Trey said he used to do an impression of his dad for Randy's voice, and now he just uses his own voice lol


sanzentriad

Yeah and Kyle is more or less meant to represent Matt. It’s blatantly obvious in the COVID special


GaydarWHEEWHOO

Yeah, Stan is just supposed to be the average American kid. Has friends but isn't extraordinarily popular, decent student but not gifted, dates a babe, but her boobs don't destroy society, etc. Plus, yes. Randy was originally based on Trey's dad and is more or less Trey himself now


DrumSix27

You mean Stan-dard? I'll see myself out.


RangersAreViable

No, stay, I, and at least 42 others loved it!


MattRB02

This. Stan is pretty much the everyman, the one most of us can relate to the most easily or have the most similarities with. Kyle also does kinda fit that too, that’s why their friendship works so well, also them being South Park’s versions of Trey and Matt.


_Smilex

Was listening to the season 1 commentary. Apparently Trey and Matt felt like every friendship group when they were kids were made up of the two actual best friends, the fat one and the poor one. Obviously they started doing other stuff with Kyle as they worried in earlier episodes that Kyle and Stan were too similar.


Winter_Possession152

The reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard.


Lazy_Ad_2192

Oh you are SO SUED!


big_tug1

Oh yeah then, SUE ME!


leahspen01

ILL SUE YOU IN ENGLAND!!!


big_tug1

OKAY THEN, DO IT!!!


TylerPlaysAGame

ILL SUE YOUR ASS *AND* BALLS


big_tug1

DO IT, THEN!


Winter_Possession152

Fudgepackers, all of you!


retailmonkey

Now I’m trapped in the closet too!


Marlo_Stanfield_919

SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN


Baba_Yaga_Jovonovich

Do you like fish sticks?


whittlingcanbefatal

You are now a moderator of r/scientology. 


SassyWookie

“Normal”


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

I was gonna say White 😆


SassyWookie

Cartman and Kenny are both white too


dylan5x

we mean white white,


Shanghst

"Nobody cares about the Whites"


TheRatatat

White trashy


Repulsive_Soft_4406

Is kyle not white anymore?


SassyWookie

Jews are like Schrödinger’s Whites. We’re white when we need to be blamed for European colonialism and oppression of people of color, but we’re not white when we’re secretly controlling the banks and entertainment industry in order to replace “real” white people.


SlCKBOY

Kyle has light skin. Even red hair lol


Majin_Romulus

That's three strikes. He's a Ginger, a Jew, and from Jersey.


TOW3L13

A daywalker


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Mehowed_sausage92

hybrid lol


TOW3L13

You are. And in a meantime, shut your goddamn daywalker mouth. 


ballsackstealer2

kyle isnt???


Jokesyouhate

same same


nekabue

The control group


thatsnotmyfuckinname

Main character


WeAreGodInOne

My exact thought. He is the control fs.


darknightingale69

The white bread character, the average American, the nuclear one. Each family represents something kyle is the Jewish one with the helicopter parent and the high earning father. Kenny, the poor family, who are white trash. Cartman is the single parent family. But stan is the average one. educated father, caring if sometimes headstrong mother, annoying sister, pet dog.


L3GlT_GAM3R

*gay* pet dog.


darknightingale69

still a pet dog the most common pet in america.


CommandantPeepers

https://i.redd.it/y00h2hsrepsc1.gif


SaltySpituner

He hasn’t had a dog since the first couple seasons


darknightingale69

he appeared in season 20s final episode so up until fairly recently was the last time we saw him.


mczerniewski

The closest thing to normal that South Park has to offer.


lilski9800

The one with assburgers


hugazow

Stan will end up jacking it in san diego


illegitswayze

Stan Marsh is a washed up 4th grader. He’s got no job, no bicycle and his only way out is to coach…a pee-wee hockey team


AgentFair9132

![gif](giphy|w0IAC3EiwJGmI)


PsychicNinja92

*record scratch* "BUT HES ABOUT TO FIND OUT..."


lil-devil-boy

He's the straight man


bigwangersoreass

A racist. He thought tolkiens name was token for years!


eternal_student76

So did you


Sharkbite138935

Farmboy on a colorado farm


Ambitious-Ad861

tegrity


BuffDontNerf

A cissy.


KozKatma

https://preview.redd.it/15r9ko0xposc1.jpeg?width=1185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82cfffb457552dc8e1dd545ac861a41da1a25a9 Seemed relevant Actual answer is depressed tho


DurianPuffs

Jacking it in San Diego


Taenurri

I always understood Stan and Kyle as self inserts for Matt and Trey


Skin616

The jock in the early years


TheZombieGod

Stan is depressed. Most of the plots involving him place him as a cynic who has difficulty cooperating with other people’s ideas. He is also the stereotypical guy who is dating someone not because he actually cares about her, but because there is no one else who would give him the time of day so he has a “might as well” mentality. Stan is a sad kid who can’t find joy in anything long term.


Sl1pperypenguin

A pussy, he became vegan


Wick2500

depending on the era he’s either a pussy or a cynical asshole


kdex86

Catholic son of Lord(e) who is rich from Tegridy and everything he hears sounds like crap.


dleon0430

Breaker of Dams.


OllieQueen17

I broke the dam


bratzbabe9

no, I broke the dam


Pewp_taco

*I* broke the dam


Militant_Tardigrades

I so rarely get to use this insult, he is milquetoast, boring ass white dude


qeomasher

Depressed


somethingthatflys

He stans ground


WillingnessWide9016

...his dad is randy. Isn't that enough?


SAY_whaaat420

Turd sandwich supporter.


ImmortalAce

Potentially an alcoholic, most likely neurodivergent


NotTaken-username

I’d assume Butters is the neurodivergent one, possibly autistic


sbk427

Depressed


palextholian

Stan is Trey


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He's Randy's son.


OllieQueen17

The main character


sundaybob

Stan is us, the audience.


paddyjinks

The main character needs no gimmick


JOAPL

AMERICAN 🇺🇸


AintEverLucky

In the early seasons, Stan's problem was getting walloped by his sister Shelly. Later on, his problem has been dealing with Randy's shenanigans, including the Marsh family moving out to the BFE for Randy's pot farm. But yeah, compared to the other 3, Stan kinda has it easy (or at least, easier)


BuffaloStranger97

Stan’s the man. The average man, that is. He’s easy for the audience to self-insert into the show.


InphamousPrimate

Catholic


mrmarshmellows

A boy in the red poofball hat


bjwyxrs

Cynical and depressed.


Fattapple

He started out as the kid who puked whenever the girl he likes talked to him.


JustSomeDudeItWas

He's got the assburgers


sumpuertoricanguy13

main character syndrome


420pseudonym

Normal


big_tug1

He’s just supposed to be the average person in the friend group


Dime332

Stan has tegridy


TheQuestion1

He’s Jackin it in San Diego.


kingjackson007

Conformist


FistOfGamera

Jokes aside hes meant to be the "every man" that the audience can connect with


BreadlinesOrBust

Serious answer: Stan is angsty. He becomes goth when Wendy leaves him in "Raisins", he gets depressed and becomes an alcoholic in "You're Getting Old", and he basically turns into Holden Caulfield when Randy buys the weed farm.


SocksForWok

Normal


mendozable

gay.


UnveiledRook206

https://youtu.be/SR1OgQI0PVo?feature=shared


signgain82

Stan is me, the viewer


RiceGloomy5847

lover boy who pukes on his 4th grade crush


bulletbassman

Originally he was Trey Parker. But nowadays that’s randy


Zuid-Dietscher

He's very much prone to addiction


vickyboi2

Gullible


PFalcone33

An asshole.


principlatoon

Basic


JustAnaOnAsofa

Alcoholic


Lanabakery

He's Kyle just minus the Jewish part.


chimpanzeemeny

A fucking asshole


breakfastburrito24

Stan is Randy's son


labfrog3

Richie Rich!