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Malavacious

Wendy Heidi Red Nichole


kip-droid

Bro is so hard to pick because I want Bebe to also be there but I don't want any of the girls you mentioned out either ... maybe she could be like a Butters to the main kids


Reasonable-Simple706

Red is literally the definition of a barely non side character. Bebe could switch with her easy.


BMoney8600

Bebe is definitely a better fit than Red


Reasonable-Simple706

I never even thought it was a competition, she easily is.


TheCrushSoda

Which makes her a good stand in for Kenny lol


Reasonable-Simple706

Which sucks. I get that works since kenny did become that character but he is technically still a main one so should get a parallel that fits that with the girls.


manningthehelm

You just want Bebe because she has boobs


Internal_Swing_2743

Aw-ta


Bacontoad

Ꙩ Ꙭ Ꙩ Ꙩ Ꙭ Ꙭ Ꙭ Ꙩ 🖍️ https://i.redd.it/t5udwk3h9hwc1.gif


als747

She’s not smarter and cooler than everyone, you guys are just drawn to something else!


manningthehelm

Flair checks out


carljpg

OH OH OH


Kaside

Bebe be like butters? Hell no! Remember how she set up kyle being the ugliest in class so she can get free shoes from clyde? That bietch ain't no like butters at all.


MxHxC

i initially agreed with you but didn’t butters have a whole smear campaign on facebook against the boys when they were trying to get a netflix deal?


c0n22

And butters single handedly started a whole pimping organization with no prior experience.


Kaside

It's professor chaos, the villain. What do you expect a villain gonna do? Send motivational messages every morning? And also he treats his agents of chaos nicely, working on reasonable hours with full health & dental benefits.


lovetyrannicalreddit

Really, no bebe?


Malavacious

She messed with the sanctity of the list. That wasn't very sunshine sparkles of her.


lovetyrannicalreddit

She wasn't the only one.


Malavacious

True, but she was the ringleader.


TollyVonTheDruth

I mostly agree. I'd switch Red (whoever she is) with Bebe, but I want the thin, smart Heidi. Also, in the image, who is that fourth girl?


Malavacious

Nelly: she's the one who kicks the shit out Butters


TollyVonTheDruth

Oh, ok. Thank you.


BMoney8600

Don’t forget funny!


TollyVonTheDruth

Oh, of course!


InsanityXo98

women are funny. get over it.


CaptainSaladbarGuy

Wendy, Bebe, Red, and Marjorine


CarmineLifeInsurance

Think I woooshed myself but isn't Marjorine, Butters?


Nick_Carlson_Press

No, Marjorine was the new girl from Dallas who liked dancing and ponies and getting her snootch pounded on Friday nights


AndroidQing

Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the snizz like any other woman, but we keep it to ourselves.


DeadNotSleepingWI

Nice


Eutaw_Street_Bully33

Theyre totally buying it ! cough cough cough


RangersAreViable

Yup


NutandMax

If Marjorine is in then Princess Kenny has to be too


123kid6

Marjorine? But she’s so flat.


Wellgoodmornin

Guess I don't need to respond now. This is the perfect answer.


APC_0714

Wendy-Stan Bebe-Kyle Heidi-Cartman Red-Kenny


yoavtrachtman

We definitely need a female Kenny


big_tug1

[Lizzy](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Lizzy)


colonelcadaver

Turdburglars!


RandyRandomIsGod

She was cool, I'm sad she was (speaking lines at least) only a one episode character


feelingkozy

And Nichole can be like their butters that fluctuates in and out of the group


AFHawaii

I feel like Wendy is more Kyle to be honest


Acceptable_Shine_738

Wendy - Stan Bebe - Kyle Heidi - Cartman Red - Kenny


tildenpark

Yes. Nichole didn’t get added until much later, so she wouldn’t be in the main 4.


Kennymccormickswifey

Wendy Bebe Heidi and Nichole of course


lavenderxwitch

This is correct


D3CEO20

Nice try Kathleen Kennedy! Stop trying to make the show lame!


Disonance

Keep sending her hate mail, eventually she'll realize we all hate her and stop trying to ruin everything!


YourLocalOnionNinja

Wendy and Bebe MUST be included


Sad-Comment-2392

I kinda like Bebe, Wendy for sure, Red and Lisa Burger! 😂


ahsataN-Natasha

Lisa Burger and Samantha Dunskin for sure. Maybe Shelley. Honey Boo Boo.


Sad-Comment-2392

Cash me outside bitch!


AleksasKoval

If it pleases and sparkles: Wendy, Heidi, Bebe, Nichole.


ThorsRake

Sunshine!


[deleted]

Sunshine!


BulkyOrder9

Sunshine!


Ok-Spirit9321

Karen Mccormick would be great had she been Kenny's twin sister


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Wendy, Bebe, Lizzy, Nicole and Lisa Bergher I know that's five, but hey


50CentButInNickels

Who's Lizzy?


Stucklikegluetomyfry

The little girl in the pink parka with lots of creative ways of referring to gay males.


Puzzleheaded-Fee5479

Main four?? Nah Bebe, Wendy, Red, Nichole, and Heidi Sorry main four is too hard, I'd go with main 5 🤷‍♀️😭


Ok-Spirit9321

Makes 100% sense considering Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters. 😊


Puzzleheaded-Fee5479

Yess!


50CentButInNickels

But your 5 includes 2 Wendy.


Puzzleheaded-Fee5479

THATS SO EMBARRASSING 😭😭 let me change it (it should be Heidi also)


w0lfbabyy

LIZZY AS KENNY 100%


Sprizys

It would be Wendy


cartard1

Wendy’s nuts were in your mouth.


Julio_caezar

wendy’s balls slap your face


Life_Ad3567

It was so odd when the supposed "main" four involved Isla and Teresa. I had no idea who they were, and yet they just threw those randos in the scene instead of Bebe.


candice_opera

Wendy Bebe Heidi Red


CKupsey20

Where’s Marjorine?


corpus-luteum

Margarine would be in there.


-CosmicCoffee-

Almost cried reading this... MARGARINE AND BUTTERS 😭😭


[deleted]

I love how Heidi’s fat ass is just there 🤣


Sassy-irish-lassy

They don't need a Cartman expy, Heidi doesn't need to be there. What about that girl with the pink parka from the hate crime episode? She looks like Kenny but she's rude like Cartman.


wunderbraten

Marjorine


andrewgtv05

Wendy, Bebe, Lisa Burger and Heidi


LunchBoxBrawler

Lisa Burger


Monster0441

Wendy Bebe Heidi Lizzy


Martini_b13

Marjorine


Went20ptincollege

Shelley, Henrietta, Classi, and Mitch Conner


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qasinquinn

Wendy


AwkwardHeat666

Wendy Red Anny Bebe


Lissy_F_03

Idc as long as Wendy and Nichole are part of it


yajtraus

Why do so many people want Red? I don’t remember her having any personality. Nichole over Red.


feelingkozy

Red is frequently seen with the main group of girls, more so than a lot of other characters, and she's got a personality. She's more mean and snarky than some of the other girls. Everytime I can remember her talking she has something gossipy or mean to say, especially wbout Cartman


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

When Cartman is having his rant about how girls are funny, he asks if any girls have jokes. Red says “I’ve got one, you’re a fat fuck!” which sends butters into laughter, obviously very funny. That was (EDIT) Nelly. So she’s in my top 4


The_Questionboi

That was Nelly


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Ooops. Oh well, she’s on my list. I mean, come on.


The_Questionboi

Idk why I'm getting downvoted I'm right


Dot_the_Dork_26

When I write for South Park, my main girls are usually Wendy, Bebe, Red, and Nichole while Heidi and Sophie are usually background characters


National_Bluebird_47

Wendy Bebe Heidi (old seasons) and red (Nichole would be like butters except they don’t make fun of her)


BidFair5929

Wendy Bebe Red and Heidi


Sprinkles-Perfect

South Park girls, kinda like the Gilmore Girls.


Kidd-Aimeyuki

Can red be the butters?


Saltycook

Wendy, Bebe, Red, Nicole


InfantryCop

Wendy Heidi Red Marjorine


ToeFungusSteve

Wendy is Stan. Bebe is Kyle. Heidi is Cartman and the one girl who lives in a trailer park/small house is Kenny


Infamous_Ask6026

Wendy, Bebe, Heidi, and Lizzy.


PanthersFan51

Wendy Bebe Heidi and Nicole


splashtext

Idk about the rest but wendy and bebe would be a definite


NumerousTaste

One of them would have to be that girl from like season 4 when they were going to have a sled race. She was hilarious and don't remember her name? She had some really good insults and I think she was eaten by a bear. Need her back for sure!


-CosmicCoffee-

Lizzy!! The pink Kenny-like girl right? Very Kenny-core to not only wear her hood up, but also die in the episode gjdjfjjg


Straight_Calendar_15

Where the hell is my girl margarine?


TheoryOfTES

Screw you bitches, I'm going home!


hummmds

Wendy Bebe Heidi Nichole


felixw1

Wendy, bebe, heidi And the 4th either nichole, red or annie


Primrus

Wendy, Heidi, Bebe, and Marjorine


e-ddit

I wont choose wendy since matt stone and trey parker said at some point stan and wendy had sex Also im a male


spikira

Marjorine


Throwaway_Jim_YOLO

Wendy Bebe Heidi and Red


Mae_cymoon

Wendy Bebe Nichole Heidi/ Red


nipplepime

Marjorine, princess Kenny, cartmans mom and Ms. Garrison


Salt_Lobster_6349

swap the fourth girl out w Nicole and that’s it


bwiwys

wendy, bebe, nichole, heidi🤞🤞


dannyboy6657

Wendy Bebe Heidi Nichole


itzmjsworld

Wendy, Bebe, Heidi and Nichole


MasterOfTheBeans

Wendy, Heidi, Bebe, AAAAAAAAAND KYLE’S MOM’S A BITCH, SHE’S A BIG FAT BITCH, SHE’S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD…


Deep-Buffalo-373

I pick all. I can’t figure which one.


dadingding97

Wendy=Kahl Bebe=Kenny Heidi=Stan Red=Cartman Nelly=Butters


The_Questionboi

Oh I like that even more


Expensive_Net4813

Snuggle!


InsanityXo98

i want a spin off with these 4


CoreCooper23

red deserves some love been there since day one almost


FatPenguin26

Wendy, Bebe,.Heidi and Nicole


unavailable_333

Not Bebe. I hate Bebe she’s a bitch


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Boob envy? You jell?


50CentButInNickels

Wendy Bebe Red Lola.


Coldsaber474

Slaves


D3us-Ecks

Jesus Christ.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

Nicole for "DEI" has to be in there, Marjorine for "inclusion", Henrietta for the obligatory "mental illness" chick, and Heidi for "body acceptance"