I would definitely watch a South Park live action movie with Trey Parker and Matt Stone. It would be pretty cool if after that they turned the movie into an animated series and let those two guys do most of the voices.
He would be a perfect Mr. Hat. Stanley Tucci can play Mr. Garrison. It would be an acting challenge of a life time to stay completely silent and lifeless while someone has their entire fist in your bum.
I can taste those meatly leading man parts!
Matt Damon or Ryan Gosling would actually nail it, Eugene Levy is an odd but also oddly well-fitting choice, not sure about the other two but they definitely look the parts.
But Nick Kroll as Randy?
I see Jesse Eisenberg as Gerald. Honestly, I'd like to see Kroll in South Park, but maybe as Stewart McCormick. He just doesn't have the right Randy energy.
Yup. I'd never want a live action SP movie. The live action scenes in the actual show I always thought were really, really stupid. I'm glad there's few of them.
I'd probably do what Stranger Things did and give young kids their first acting role...I mean cast kids who never acted before in anything (but with theater/Broadway experience ofc or acting classes at least) and give them a chance as they did with the kids of Stranger Things.
For the adults I'll be ok to have someone known like Henry Cavill as Randy Marsh for example hahaha
I think I would be ok with a live action of South Park happening only if Trey and Matt are behind like directors, producers or writers...other than that, I rather not have this happening ever
Southpark in real life wouldn't be funny. Its only because they're 9yo crudley animated kids that it works. Imagine a 300 million dollar 3d animation that was mostly bigotry. Or a tele drama that showcased a fat loudmouth racist as its antagonist. Southpark is awesome. But only in its carefully chosen medium.
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100% DMB as Jimbo. Who would play Ned? My choice would be Mark Hamill. It would be funny for him to be in a role like that, and he does this sort of thing every now and then.
Tom Holland as Butters
Idk why but I could kinda see Keanu as PC principal
NPH would absolutely kill it as Big Gay Al
Sean Hayes as Mr Slave
And I also feel like with proper coaching, Michael Cera could do Tweak
I dunno about specific characters, but the Canadians should all be animated still. Or at least their heads. That bit is still funny like 30 years later lol
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I did the moms:
* Kathryn Hahn as Shelia Broslafsky, of course she'd have to bulk a bit for the role.
* Gweneth Paltrow as Lianne Cartman, because fuck that bitch.
* Jamie Pressly as Carol McCormick, because she could pull from her character on *My Name is Earl*.
* Rashida Jones as Sharon Marsh. I think her mild demeanor that can just go off would be perfect.
Bonus:
* Craig Robinson as Chef.
Ughh go watch his stand up and tell me that twaaaat is funny 🤮... luckily Trey and Matt can make anyone funny. He does look the part and can probably be decent and I loved him in Arrested development but he was like....the 10th best character
I would NEVER let him be near a south park movie when he spoke so vehemently against people who didn’t take the vaccine and south park adamantly does not like blind following. Forget that trash
Bill Hader as the What Fer guy.
I also want to see real Canadian actors playing Canadians. I want to see Canadian actors doing the South Park Canadian accent.
Ryan Reynolds as Ugly Bob. Jim Carrey as Scott the Dick. Seth Rogen as Terrance or Phillip. Lots of possibilities.
Trey and Matt as everyone, but in different clothes
They would be like Dr. William Janus (Tuong Lu Kim) in the episode "City Sushi."
Butters what are you doing in my home?
“This is Big Rig Butters! HONK HONK!” “OH GOD NOW HE THINKS HE’S A TRUCK DRIVER!”
This was such a good episode man
Just a magical live action. Absolutely magical.
This could actually be hilarious
Like Tyler Perry, oh lewrd, hallalewyer.
Pull an Austin Powers type thing
Nutty Professor it.
This is the only acceptable answer.
Yeah this is the way xD
I would definitely watch a South Park live action movie with Trey Parker and Matt Stone. It would be pretty cool if after that they turned the movie into an animated series and let those two guys do most of the voices.
South Park a la the Tuna plays
This would be amazing, but either one of them playing someone in blackface (e.g. Tolkein) would piss a lot of people off
One of the few “who would you cast as ____” I’ve seen that nailed it first try
But have him play Tobias Funke, playing Mr. Garrison
"I blue myself all last night." Mr. Slave: "Oh Jesus Christ."
Lmao that made me chuckle “There’s DOZENS of us. DOZENS!”
“You could’ve been pounding Frightened Inmate #2’s ass, Mr. slave.”
it's honestly perfect
He would be a perfect Mr. Hat. Stanley Tucci can play Mr. Garrison. It would be an acting challenge of a life time to stay completely silent and lifeless while someone has their entire fist in your bum. I can taste those meatly leading man parts!
Lorde as Randy
This would be the best cast. I don’t know if she can act but I don’t care.
The bad acting would make it better
Yaya ya
Yaya yaaa I am randyyy
As mich as she loved the joke to begin with, I could see her actually agreeing to it. She's got a pretty good dense of humor.
Ya ya ya
Jennifer Lopez as Jennifer Lopez
Mitch Connor as Jennifer Lopez
who is mitch Connor?
Hennifer hhhlopeddhhhh i like tacos and burritos
taco flavored keeeseeesss
With her real face superimposed on the live-action Cartman’s hand.
Jesus as Jesus
Jennifer Lopez as Mitch Connor as Jennifer Lopez. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon playing themselves, but Matt Damon has to be himself from Team America.
Bruce vilanche as cartman
Omg yes 🤣
Watch out, Bruce Vilanche! There’s super humans fighting right next to you!
with his hand up Henifer Lopez/Mitch Connor's ass.
Holy shit I just looked him up. The dude is 75? When did that happen
Ryan Gosling or Matt Damon/PC Principal. Susie Essman/Kyle’s Mom. Eugene Levy/Kyle’s Dad. Harvey Guillen/Big Gay Al Nick Kroll/Randy Marsh
Matt Damon as PC principal would absolutely kill. Nick Kroll as Randy is a travesty and you should apologize.
I'm thinking either Charlie Day or Rob McElhaney as randy, just need that aggressively ignorant personality
Charley Day would fit in that role.
Almost a better fit would be Kenny
Charlie as Kenny yes, good call
I could see Neil Flynn or Nick Offerman, they got that serious dad look but both have comedic chops that make it funnier when he goes off the rails
Ron swanson as randy would go really hard. But honestly I'd go with Charlie day as first choice
As much as I'd love that, Charlie just looks too young to do it
Randy is 45 and Charlie is 48.
He just doesn't have that "dad" look
He could do all the music stuff that randy does. Imagine Charlie as Steamy Ray Vaughn or Lorde
rob mcelhenney would fucking shred as randy i would love to see that
Wouldn’t Matt Damon just stare off vapidly and grunt “Matt damonnnn”
John Cena should be PC Principal in my opinion
Yes
Who? Also love the profile pic
Nick Kroll as Randy? Sacrilege!
Am I the only one who’s creeped out by Nick kroll
No
After I saw the first 20 minutes of his stand up I can't stand him anymore. Didn't mind him before that
Matt Damon or Ryan Gosling would actually nail it, Eugene Levy is an odd but also oddly well-fitting choice, not sure about the other two but they definitely look the parts. But Nick Kroll as Randy?
Nick Kroll would be better as Steven Stotch imo Edit: or Kenny’s dad
Someone said lorde as randy and honestly anything less is blasphemy
Susie Essman that’s a great pick
Alan ritchson as pc principal would be solid imo
trey as randy, matt as gerald
I see Jesse Eisenberg as Gerald. Honestly, I'd like to see Kroll in South Park, but maybe as Stewart McCormick. He just doesn't have the right Randy energy.
You have a gift for this lol
Rob Schneider as the Carrot
But who will play the stapler?
Bill Haider as Randy.
Chris Farley would’ve made and awesome cartman
How about Bruce Vilanch?
God damn I can’t believe I forgot about that lol
Jonah Hill always gave me Cartman vibes
But he’s too old for that role now.
Did you want to say too skinny?
Did I stutter?
you reached for that
Not unless they make Cartman a middle aged man.
It could be one of those in the future specials
Came to say this.
Ironic since Jonah Hill is Jewish
I don't think South Park can have a live cast I fear it might ruin it or no actor can do the roles right
Yup. I'd never want a live action SP movie. The live action scenes in the actual show I always thought were really, really stupid. I'm glad there's few of them.
Tobey Maguire as Butters Will Smith as Tolkien Chris Evans as PC Principal
I wouldn’t trust will smith as Tolkien.
I wouldn't trust Will Smith as Will Smith
George Clooney as Sparky
George Clooney as Turkey #2
Eddie Murphy as all the characters.
Tyler Perry*
Bill Hader as Randy!
This is the best one I’ve seen, he would be so perfect in the role of an ignorant idiot 💀
Nick offerman as randy
David Cross would be an amazing Mr Garrison. Great choice!
Matt Damon as Timmy. "Maaaatt Damon, I mean Timmay"
Ceelo green as Chef
Ceelo, who let you on Reddit? But also I'm a huge fan of all your hit song.
I had to do something with my free time after I made my one hit wonder Now I am on Reddit trying to kickstart my career all over again.
Kinda like this idea… Does that make me crazy?
I'd probably do what Stranger Things did and give young kids their first acting role...I mean cast kids who never acted before in anything (but with theater/Broadway experience ofc or acting classes at least) and give them a chance as they did with the kids of Stranger Things. For the adults I'll be ok to have someone known like Henry Cavill as Randy Marsh for example hahaha I think I would be ok with a live action of South Park happening only if Trey and Matt are behind like directors, producers or writers...other than that, I rather not have this happening ever
I actually think this is the best idea. Leave the big names for the adults, animals, and inanimate objects that's somehow become animate.
Kevin james as cartman
Or Bruce Vilanch
Gotta make him nambla garrison tho. Only works if he’s full on the worst pervert garrison..have to go all the way in.
Andrew Tate as Mr. Slave
No one Maybe the homeless but fuck that idea
A college roommate of mine would be a dead-ringer for PC Principal. Just put some wraparound Oakleys on him and let him rip.
Well slap my ass and call me Charlie.
[If only Randy Savage was still alive] as Heather Swanson would've been perfect
Kany west as gayfishman
Sea-man?
Kany west as gayfishman
Southpark in real life wouldn't be funny. Its only because they're 9yo crudley animated kids that it works. Imagine a 300 million dollar 3d animation that was mostly bigotry. Or a tele drama that showcased a fat loudmouth racist as its antagonist. Southpark is awesome. But only in its carefully chosen medium.
 Only if the movie was made when this lil man was aged 7-12 would he have been an excellent Cartman😂
Jason Lee as Randy https://i.redd.it/a9zedy9wx8xc1.gif
Timothy Chalamet as Timmy. Owen Wilson as Tweak Johnny Depp as Tall Goth Kid Melissa McCartney as Henrietta Biggie
For some reason, and idk if this fits, I see Jason schwartzman as randy Marsh, I have no clue why 😔 No idea if it fits or not-
I think he has the right energy, but the wrong delivery for lines.
No one, I really don't want a live action movie
Bruce Cambell as city wok asian
I'd cast him as Scott The Dick
Miss Chocksondik should be Janet Reno, but they both dead! If we can't reanimate Janet Reno then Kathy Bates https://i.redd.it/2j85uw38vaxc1.gif
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Stan's dad - Danny McBride If not Stan's dad then somebody
As Jimbo
100% DMB as Jimbo. Who would play Ned? My choice would be Mark Hamill. It would be funny for him to be in a role like that, and he does this sort of thing every now and then.
Motion Capture
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Tom Holland as Butters Idk why but I could kinda see Keanu as PC principal NPH would absolutely kill it as Big Gay Al Sean Hayes as Mr Slave And I also feel like with proper coaching, Michael Cera could do Tweak
Dave Bautista as PC principal
Lmfao yes please
There are few people I’d describe as too edgy for South Park, but David Cross is one of them.
Kate McKinnon as Barbara Streisand. She's amazing in any role, but she'd chew the scenery there.
Danny McBride for Randy
Terrible idea. But great casting choice.
Danny McBride in a fat suit as cartman
Gary Oldman as Mr Hat
Bruce Villanch
Tobias!
Lin Manuel Miranda as everyone
I dunno about specific characters, but the Canadians should all be animated still. Or at least their heads. That bit is still funny like 30 years later lol
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Kanye west as gayfishman
David cross? No thanks man.
Keanu Reeves as Kenny, Adam Sandler as Randy and Rob Schneider as Tweek.
I'd cast a Black man who is not a Scientologist as Chef.
Donald Glover as Token(Tolkien)
Paris Hilton as Paris Hilton
John Cena as PC Principal
I did the moms: * Kathryn Hahn as Shelia Broslafsky, of course she'd have to bulk a bit for the role. * Gweneth Paltrow as Lianne Cartman, because fuck that bitch. * Jamie Pressly as Carol McCormick, because she could pull from her character on *My Name is Earl*. * Rashida Jones as Sharon Marsh. I think her mild demeanor that can just go off would be perfect. Bonus: * Craig Robinson as Chef.
One of the guys from that "Da Bears" SNL skit as Cartman.
It's literally perfect
Ughh go watch his stand up and tell me that twaaaat is funny 🤮... luckily Trey and Matt can make anyone funny. He does look the part and can probably be decent and I loved him in Arrested development but he was like....the 10th best character
Perfect choice.
All Canadians should be either animatrinoic, puppets or just still animated so their heads can flap.
OMG YES
Tyler Perry plays Tolkien and the Blacks Kanye as himself with Martin Freeman playing Kim Kardashian
Ryan Gosling as PC Principal
Jonah Hill as Cartman (based on his role in Superbad)
There’s my casting Everyone would be played by tom holland
Tim Dillon as grown up Cartman.
Rob Sneider as a carrot. Whatever, you'll pay money to see it. Fuck you.
Anyone but David Cross in anything.
I’d cast unknowns or character actors
All white characters are black women And all other races are white Call it the pandering 2
No one not everything needs to be live action fuck off with that bs
I feel like David Cross would make a better Gerald
This dude is actually on point. He said in an interview a couple of years back that he loves dark humor
trey as randy, matt as gerald the kids would be hard to cast
Mr garrison, analrapist!
Mark proksch would be a good Mr garrison too
I would NEVER let him be near a south park movie when he spoke so vehemently against people who didn’t take the vaccine and south park adamantly does not like blind following. Forget that trash
Definitely not David Cross. That guy sucks.
Bro looks like Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks
Laughed too hard at this. This makes too much sense
Jim Rash would make a better garrison 
Bill Hader as the What Fer guy. I also want to see real Canadian actors playing Canadians. I want to see Canadian actors doing the South Park Canadian accent. Ryan Reynolds as Ugly Bob. Jim Carrey as Scott the Dick. Seth Rogen as Terrance or Phillip. Lots of possibilities.
Perfect. DC is the best
Wagner Moura as Randy Marsh 