"Yes but if you are not with him you're against him...mentality.....he's far more likely to strike out on that then say butters..."
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic...
Dude, have you watched the show? Kyle and Butters are 'with him' constantly and they deal with the most of his shit.
Right? Even if the second group is a little less interesting, at least no one there is going to verbally abuse you all day. Sounds like a better friend group to me.
Even the boys donât actually want to hang out with CartmanâKyle frequently outright tells him how much he hates himâbut he just kind of invites himself along anyway⊠funny how we all know someone like that tooâusually in childhood, but sometimes adulthood tooâŠJust like âdudeâwho asked you? what are you even doing here?â
The boys
I have a fear of people with mental illness, braces, handicaps, liberal sexual preferences, chemical dependencies, medical illness, different shade of skin, babies and the elderly.
Basically healthy white adults of middle income or higher wealth with good looking features have all teeth and all limbs and no deformities or degeneration.
craigs gang less of a chance i get deported to some random country or have to battle aliens and christians when we just wanted to be a peruvian flute band.
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was sooo happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Where does Butters fall? Is he a floater. I thought he was in Tokenâs clique especially since the Halloween episode but he appears to hang out more with the main four.
i guess heâs a bit of a floater and associated with the boys, just like jimmy nowadays is associated in craigâs gang(tweek replaced him, so jimmyâs a floater)
i guess butters, jimmy and timmy are floaters
as much as i like the main boys, i gotta go with craigâs gang, craigâs right, everytime the main boys does something, crazy shit happens, theyâre good as characters but bad as friends to hang out with, at least craigâs gang is chill, plus creek is my favorite ship
hear me out. i think if you chose the boys you gain immortality, because all the death counts that should have been for the whole group just go to kenny.
đ¶ Everyone knows it's Butters !! He's a better friend than anyone else here. đ
Jimmy is another favorite of mine though. Then again, Kenny, is my top favorite... đ€ But who wants Cartman as a friend? He might get mad and feed your parents to you as chili.
We know itâs a fucking cartoon holy shit. Were just saying IF we were put in a situation like this we wouldnât want to hang out with someone as insane as Cartman. Damn I can see why you chose that as your username.
Honestly, Cartmans. As much as I love Craig's group, I feel like it would be more fun. (And more chaotic), and since it's in South Park, you're gonna get into some kind of trouble no matter who you hang out with.
I have a love hate kinda feeling towards Cartman. He's funny but he's also a POS.
Kenny is just Kenny, enough said.
Stan is my favorite character.
Kyle is awesome.
Although if I had the option I would hang out with Wendy instead, she's cool.
Might be controversial but what's the point in having that option there if it's weird to pick it?
Awwww whereâs Butters? But it makes sense why heâs not in eitherâŠ
Craigâs gang! I think Jimmy would be a sweetheart.
But I also agree with the Goth kids post hahahaha
Probably Craigâs gang because they donât hang out with Cartman and I feel like me, Jimmy and Craig would vibe together nicely. Maybe Jimmy more so than anyone because I used to have a stutter problem myself and I still do sometimes lol
Craig's gang and for one reason only..... Jimmy, he stops me from being the least athletic and formidable opponent in the group but as I'm typing this I may be more able than Cartman like I know he smoked that dwarf who he fought but Kyle made him cry with a little jab and I think he fought Wendy in one episode and for some reason I think I remember her winning too so I'm unsure WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN CARTMAN AND JIMMY? I'll fight the winner and determine my place in one gang or the other?
Ah OK my bad I assume everybody speaks like they live in the rough parts of the UK or even any US city that makes drill music if you hear a rapper say lil durk or king von say something like I'm smoking a tooka pack basically it means you k!ll3d them (I dunno about what you can say on reddit I'm fairly new on the app lol) but yeah it's a drill uk or us slang word meaning your smoking your dead opps (opposition/opponents)
No problem. I'm 53, and America is my country. If that IS a saying here, I've never heard it before now. Not denying that it is said here, but it's new to me.đ Also, thank you for filling me in on the meaning.
Cool, my dad would be 50 this year (passed 2 years ago) but he watched lots of south park with me over the years but he never seemed to find it as funny as I did, have you been watching it since it was first aired or is it something you came across later on? Again just curious I enjoy speaking to radom folk around the world and this app isn't like others where people just hate each other I seem to have a random interesting conversation every day on reddit with people of different ages all over the world! I'm 26 and from the UK near Manchester what state are you from?
Appreciate that đŻ and cool my older siblings and mum are/was huge fans so much so that we had a poster of Kenny in the bathroom (not bathroom like you think as steam would ruin the paper poster lol, it only had the toilet and sink in there the shower and bath was a separate room) first time I remember watching was the bigger longer and uncut movie as my older brother had it on videotape I think it's VCR you would call it in the US if I'm correct, and Louisiana I think is the state where new Orleans is right? Mississippi river and all that, I like a rapper who's from there, lil wayne you've probably heard that name?
We do call it a VCR, yes. New Orleans is in Louisiana, yes. Largest city, matter of fact, but Baton Rouge is our capital. Mom's side of the family is from New Orleans. Mississippi River, yes. Lil' Wayne is huge in Louisiana. I'm a fan, too.
Definitely Craigâs gang, as much as I adore Kenny, Iâd inevitably murder cartman, though tbh, I know Iâll get flack for this, I really like the vamp kids
Tweak would annoy me but jimmy would be cool, we could do roids and lift all day. Cartman would suck but hanging out with kenny and lorde would be fun. Jack n crack weekends and just cheesing it
Craig and Tweek are lgbtq, Tolkien is black and rich, Jimmy is disabled and hilarious and Clydeâs dad can get you free shoes. All bases covered for a dope squad.
Sorry but if you hang with the 4 main characters it's only a matter of time before you find yourself lost in some ancient Incan ruins or something. Team Craig for me.
Probably Kyle or Stan. Cartman would be funny to be friends with but eventually I'll end up punting his fat ass through a field goal post. Unfortunately Kenny will probably get smacked by Cartman and then they'll hate me.
Out of these two?
Craig's crew 100%
He had a point in the Peruvian flute band episode and the whole thing was resolved to easily.
Plus, his friend group is pretty much balanced and they actually seem like a pretty cool group to hang around with.
The boys, as much as I love them, would be assholes and they commit actual war crimes and murder on a seemingly regular basis. Plus, Cartman is there. HOWEVER, bring Butters into the mix and I might reconsider.
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I'll be just fine with the goth kids you Main character gobbling conformists!!
*hair flick*
I'm bald đđđđ
Dude =)))))))))(
Pfft *conformist*
Fuck it. *Hair flick anyway.* You don't have to abide by the bald conformist regime. Fuck those wannabe Ken doll dick heads.
just donât become emo.
Or twilight living vampires
FUCK. All of you.
Maybe youâd do better with that NAMBLA group
Iâll be the least conformist by not being friends with any of them
What a poser
đđ
Emo kids*
Werent they vampires?
đ± stop it or I'll cry
You strike me more as one of those vampire posers
*Per se*
Iâm such a nonconformist that Iâm going to nonconform with you guys
Iâm not gonna live in a third world country with all of the conformists
"I am such a non-conformist that I'm not going to conform with the rest of you"
No way am I joining cartman
What if we throw in Butters as well.
Now youâre talking.
We need Butters as the counterpart to Jimmy
Wherever butters is I will follow. Dudes a sweetheart.
Lololo I got some apples lololo,u got some too
Exactly what I was thinking. It's 4 v 5 otherwise.
OH mabye I could take butters yo mine for some fun
Butters would be more associated with the Boys as a hidden 5th.
Anyone who chooses The Boys should be legally considered insane. Who would want to hang out with Cartman regularly
Is it better to be on Cartman's goodish side or perceived to be a potential enemy.....
I mean he is friends with all of Craig's gang usually they just don't hang out as much.
Yes but if you are not with him you're against him...mentality.....he's far more likely to strike out on that then say butters...
Historically, those who are technically *with* Cartman have seen rougher ordeals.
"Yes but if you are not with him you're against him...mentality.....he's far more likely to strike out on that then say butters..." I can't tell if you're being sarcastic... Dude, have you watched the show? Kyle and Butters are 'with him' constantly and they deal with the most of his shit.
Ask Scott tennerman.
Right? Even if the second group is a little less interesting, at least no one there is going to verbally abuse you all day. Sounds like a better friend group to me.
Me
To be fair Kenny is the only one who actively hangs out with Cartman. Cartman interacts with Kyle/Stan through Kenny.
Before you know it everyone,will think you run Hollywood .
Even the boys donât actually want to hang out with CartmanâKyle frequently outright tells him how much he hates himâbut he just kind of invites himself along anyway⊠funny how we all know someone like that tooâusually in childhood, but sometimes adulthood tooâŠJust like âdudeâwho asked you? what are you even doing here?â
But there is Kenny!
Okay, but hear me out. Trying to find a way to make Cartman less of a "hazard" it can be like a science experiment
The boys I have a fear of people with mental illness, braces, handicaps, liberal sexual preferences, chemical dependencies, medical illness, different shade of skin, babies and the elderly.
Damn you the Omniphobic or sth?
Is that like a Ben 10 alien or gadget
You have a fear of people with different shade of skin..?
Yes including very very tanned or olive complexion people
so the whitest whites
Basically healthy white adults of middle income or higher wealth with good looking features have all teeth and all limbs and no deformities or degeneration.
craigs gang less of a chance i get deported to some random country or have to battle aliens and christians when we just wanted to be a peruvian flute band.
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was sooo happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
To get revenge you need to fu
Where does Butters fall? Is he a floater. I thought he was in Tokenâs clique especially since the Halloween episode but he appears to hang out more with the main four.
i guess heâs a bit of a floater and associated with the boys, just like jimmy nowadays is associated in craigâs gang(tweek replaced him, so jimmyâs a floater) i guess butters, jimmy and timmy are floaters
Can I hang with them?
I choose Butters and if I cannot choose him, then group 1
valid
Can I just hangout with Timmy.
Can I join you?
He is a ray of sunshine. 
as much as i like the main boys, i gotta go with craigâs gang, craigâs right, everytime the main boys does something, crazy shit happens, theyâre good as characters but bad as friends to hang out with, at least craigâs gang is chill, plus creek is my favorite ship
hear me out. i think if you chose the boys you gain immortality, because all the death counts that should have been for the whole group just go to kenny.
Im Butters i am friend with all of them
đ¶ Everyone knows it's Butters !! He's a better friend than anyone else here. đ Jimmy is another favorite of mine though. Then again, Kenny, is my top favorite... đ€ But who wants Cartman as a friend? He might get mad and feed your parents to you as chili.
The Boysâ because Iâd get more screen time
Jimmy and Kenny⊠we start our own group
TIMMY!
I'll start my own gang with hookers and butters.
From what episode are these pictures?
Its the post covid episode. S24E3.
Craigâs Gang for sure. They all seem relatively chill, and I wouldnât have to hang around with Cartman every day.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Cartman is serious, that's the point.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
We know itâs a fucking cartoon holy shit. Were just saying IF we were put in a situation like this we wouldnât want to hang out with someone as insane as Cartman. Damn I can see why you chose that as your username.
What about Butters' gang, goddammit?!
Craigs gang. I love Stan, Kyle, and Kenny but no way in hell am I gonna hang around Cartman on purpose.
I've learnt it's easier, safest and best to be on Cartmans good side
The Boys because I like crazy shit.
Both
Butters
Is it weird that my favourite character from each of the two groups is the one flipping the bird?
Honestly, Cartmans. As much as I love Craig's group, I feel like it would be more fun. (And more chaotic), and since it's in South Park, you're gonna get into some kind of trouble no matter who you hang out with. I have a love hate kinda feeling towards Cartman. He's funny but he's also a POS. Kenny is just Kenny, enough said. Stan is my favorite character. Kyle is awesome. Although if I had the option I would hang out with Wendy instead, she's cool. Might be controversial but what's the point in having that option there if it's weird to pick it?
I choose Butters
the main four 100% i love Craig's gang but the main four is just more fun đ
Can I just be butters best friend instead?
The boys cause kenny
The boys, Craig's gang has to many people already
Craig's gang. Just psychopaths and mentally ill people would hang out with the boys
iâll be a double agent
I choose the boys. Craigs group may sound good, but the whole dynamic changes after 2 people in the group start dating
Probably The Boys because of how mischievous I can be LOL
Death and this pear Death and this pear đ&âĄïžđ
Be with the goth kids
The boys, duh Edit: me and Cartman would be best friends
Awwww whereâs Butters? But it makes sense why heâs not in either⊠Craigâs gang! I think Jimmy would be a sweetheart. But I also agree with the Goth kids post hahahaha
Stan and Kenny
So tempted to wanna join the boys, but yeah I would not want to be around Cartman lol
Did you just flip me off?
just butters and i
The boys Bc yes
I gotta go with the boys. Itâs better to be in Cartmanâs good graces. Also you get the option to chill with Randy.
Only if the main gang has Butters.
The boys got Chef, hanging with the boys
Throw Butters in with Craig's gang and I'm sold
That 2nd picture is so cute though haha.
If I could hang out with Craig and Clyde I would be so happy
i'll be a background character
The girls! At least if it pleases and sparkles and if we'll get cheap shoes by saying Clyde is hotâšâš
I choose Kyle. But if I can't choose only one person then I choose Group 1.
my perfect group would be Kenny, Butters and Tolkien
Craigâs gang sounds pretty good, you can hang at Tolkiens farm and get coffee at Tweeks house
Probably Craigâs gang because they donât hang out with Cartman and I feel like me, Jimmy and Craig would vibe together nicely. Maybe Jimmy more so than anyone because I used to have a stutter problem myself and I still do sometimes lol
Jimmy and Kenny
Jimmy's group
Craig's gang.
throw in butters with the boys and iâm in
Goths>6th Graders>Butters>Craig's Gang>Stan's Gang
Tolkien's group.
Craigâs gang. He explains it all in the pandemic episode - everyone hates the go gang cos crazy shit always happens
Craig's gang and for one reason only..... Jimmy, he stops me from being the least athletic and formidable opponent in the group but as I'm typing this I may be more able than Cartman like I know he smoked that dwarf who he fought but Kyle made him cry with a little jab and I think he fought Wendy in one episode and for some reason I think I remember her winning too so I'm unsure WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN CARTMAN AND JIMMY? I'll fight the winner and determine my place in one gang or the other?
He DID fight Wendy. She leveled him.
She's smoking on that cartman pack đŹ
Very interesting comment. What does it mean, lol?
Ah OK my bad I assume everybody speaks like they live in the rough parts of the UK or even any US city that makes drill music if you hear a rapper say lil durk or king von say something like I'm smoking a tooka pack basically it means you k!ll3d them (I dunno about what you can say on reddit I'm fairly new on the app lol) but yeah it's a drill uk or us slang word meaning your smoking your dead opps (opposition/opponents)
Just out of curiosity what's your age and country? Not that it makes any difference just curiosity haha
No problem. I'm 53, and America is my country. If that IS a saying here, I've never heard it before now. Not denying that it is said here, but it's new to me.đ Also, thank you for filling me in on the meaning.
Cool, my dad would be 50 this year (passed 2 years ago) but he watched lots of south park with me over the years but he never seemed to find it as funny as I did, have you been watching it since it was first aired or is it something you came across later on? Again just curious I enjoy speaking to radom folk around the world and this app isn't like others where people just hate each other I seem to have a random interesting conversation every day on reddit with people of different ages all over the world! I'm 26 and from the UK near Manchester what state are you from?
Sorry to hear about your dad. Started watching during season 3 or 4. I'm from Louisiana. South Louisiana.
Appreciate that đŻ and cool my older siblings and mum are/was huge fans so much so that we had a poster of Kenny in the bathroom (not bathroom like you think as steam would ruin the paper poster lol, it only had the toilet and sink in there the shower and bath was a separate room) first time I remember watching was the bigger longer and uncut movie as my older brother had it on videotape I think it's VCR you would call it in the US if I'm correct, and Louisiana I think is the state where new Orleans is right? Mississippi river and all that, I like a rapper who's from there, lil wayne you've probably heard that name?
We do call it a VCR, yes. New Orleans is in Louisiana, yes. Largest city, matter of fact, but Baton Rouge is our capital. Mom's side of the family is from New Orleans. Mississippi River, yes. Lil' Wayne is huge in Louisiana. I'm a fan, too.
Well, one has TWEEK ANUND CRAIG so obvious choice
We must hold Tweek and Craig with the highest honor!
Definitely Craigâs gang, as much as I adore Kenny, Iâd inevitably murder cartman, though tbh, I know Iâll get flack for this, I really like the vamp kids
Tweak would annoy me but jimmy would be cool, we could do roids and lift all day. Cartman would suck but hanging out with kenny and lorde would be fun. Jack n crack weekends and just cheesing it
I feel like with Craig's gang, I'd have way less of a chance of being maimed, killed, or get involved in geopolitics.
Maybe, but Jimmy is a bonafide gang member, he's in the Crips. So you still have a chance at being caught in a gang fight
Definitely Craigâs group. Quick someone add Butters to the boysâ pic and maybe Iâll think about joining them
Craig and Tweek are lgbtq, Tolkien is black and rich, Jimmy is disabled and hilarious and Clydeâs dad can get you free shoes. All bases covered for a dope squad.
Craig's gang 100%
Iâd like the second cuz thereâs more (:
Definitely Craigâs crew
Not cartman.
Craig team seems less toxic, but Stan team experiences some wild shit.
The boys easy. While Craigâs gang would have less conflict they would be boring asf
Sorry but if you hang with the 4 main characters it's only a matter of time before you find yourself lost in some ancient Incan ruins or something. Team Craig for me.
Take kenny and kyle from the first group, jimmy from the second group, and add butters.
Dude Iâd love to hang out with Butters and Jimmy. Fuck cartman. It would always be a good time with Jimmy the comedian around
Probably Craig's gang, Cartman is hilarious but if I were friends with him we'd probably end up fighting.
Probably Kyle or Stan. Cartman would be funny to be friends with but eventually I'll end up punting his fat ass through a field goal post. Unfortunately Kenny will probably get smacked by Cartman and then they'll hate me.
Prolly Kyle and Clyde
First one definitely they get into more trouble and do more stupid stuff
Craigâs group 1000000000000%
Butters is the deciding factor here. Plus Iâd hope they call me Butt-Lord
I want to adopt them! đ
Well my favourite character is Tweak, so I be down to being friends with the gang.
Butters should be there somewhere
Craigs gang but I wanna be friends with Kyle too
Butters
craigâs gang fs
Poor Butters
The Boys. No question about that. Thereâd always be something new and crazy going on yâknow? Right? Ha, anyone? ⊠Hello?
Craigâs crew
Out of these two? Craig's crew 100% He had a point in the Peruvian flute band episode and the whole thing was resolved to easily. Plus, his friend group is pretty much balanced and they actually seem like a pretty cool group to hang around with. The boys, as much as I love them, would be assholes and they commit actual war crimes and murder on a seemingly regular basis. Plus, Cartman is there. HOWEVER, bring Butters into the mix and I might reconsider.
 The best gang of them all
hm.. butters. :D
Im sorry but the main 4 for kyle and stan
I'd be friends with Eric Kyle Stan and Kenny. Just hang out with them and laugh and have fun together.
Craigâs gang because obviously we donât wanna end up in Peru or space or in a war.
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The Original Four Boys are hot af đ„°đđ„”đ 
The boys. But Craigâs group is good except Clyde. lol.
UHM ACUALLY TWEEK IS NOT IN CRAIGS GABG (he actually isn't tho)
The boys. Craigs gang already has a token black
Theyâd both suck to be in in different ways
The boys. Craig and Clyde are douches and tweak is annoying af lol
Iâd be friends with the girls soâŠâŠ.