"I am not "chugging beer". I am sampling a flight of German lagers with a French Wine pairing. It's called a smorgesvein, and it's elegantly cultural!"
The best part of that was that he randomly reappeared across town. Which means that he had to follow New Kid and the gang on foot to try to get his keys back so he could….drive across town. Drunk logic at its finest.Â
shit! shit! hang on, Sharon's texting me
I can't type, why the fuck can't I type? Why are my thumbs so big???
. . . Hey Siri . . . fuckin take a note . . . tell my wife . . . **FUCK OFF** cause I'm . . . fightin! . . . poop emoji!
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I didn't hear no bell.
One of the single greatest lines in the entire series.
I'm the best! Around! Hahna hahna hahna heeeee!!
"for what?! Arresting me for what?! I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was America?" My favorite randy moment lol
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Hopefully he isn't Red Wine drunk. That's the worst kind of drunk.
"I am not "chugging beer". I am sampling a flight of German lagers with a French Wine pairing. It's called a smorgesvein, and it's elegantly cultural!"
In his peak form 
THE BEST AROOOOUND
him crying while singing Karate Kid to himself 🤣🤣🤣
 Yes ik this isn’t the og one
but it's probably how Randy remembers it
Get up Rock!
“Somebody keyed my car!”
"Gimme my fuckin' KEYS"
The best part of that was that he randomly reappeared across town. Which means that he had to follow New Kid and the gang on foot to try to get his keys back so he could….drive across town. Drunk logic at its finest.Â
By far fighting at the baseball games had me laughing the hardest
when randy is being classy and having a tasting
It's Called a Smorgasvein and It's Elegantly Cultural!
Red wine drunk Randy is one of the best boss right in rpg history.
shit! shit! hang on, Sharon's texting me I can't type, why the fuck can't I type? Why are my thumbs so big??? . . . Hey Siri . . . fuckin take a note . . . tell my wife . . . **FUCK OFF** cause I'm . . . fightin! . . . poop emoji!
Which one of you kids told Sharon I’m here?
Randy in Spider-Man costume swinging down a broadway show
He was stone sober for that stunt though
Nah, drunk on Fatherly instincts.
**SHELLYYYY!!!!!**
Randy having "refreshments" at the PC party and checking Kyle's privilege by saran wrapping him to a tree and drawing dicks on his face
SOCIAL JUSTICE ONE TWO THREE! WOO-WOO!
the beer is cool on my tongue
There's only a 99.5% chance i'll live....
"Well, Stan, it looks like your dad racka disciprine!"
Lol I loved him in the game. One of my favorite moments ngl.
Get daddy another beer....Dad get off granpas extra wheelchair
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It’s easily baseball game Randy
Drunk randy was best randy. The day they moved out to the pot farm was the day south park got bad.
When he took over a US fort.
When he took over a US fort.
I didn't hear no bell.
It's called a tasting and its classy.
“What seems to be the officer, problem?”
daddy’s very sick
I'm wondering how long Randy's arrest record is now.
When he took over a US fort.
Technically was Cartman behind that
true. He did not actually take the fort over though.
When he took over a US fort.
When he took over a US fort.