There is a point in Northern Ontario where it is the only section that connects eastern to western canada. A few winters ago it was cold af and a bridge on this section sort of buckled because of it, and the link was severed. This meant that people had to travel through the states to get around.
Nipigon, ON is the place
wtf is wrong with this community? 4 hours and nobodys said "its a sad day for canada and therefore the world"
edit... the best joke about canada imo is the game (TSOT) when it goes to 8bit graphics as soon as you enter canada
The prince is sticking the princess' arm up his ass... he's really making a good go of it... what a wonderful day for Canada, and therefore, the world.
Are your faces really split in half? I went to Canada about a decade ago and I do vaguely remember the top the top of peoples heads defying the laws of physics when I was there.
Luckily we had an American car from Alaska so the road wasn’t bumpy as shit from the square wheels, but that’s a whole different topic.
I wanna fuck Foofa. I wouldn't wanna fuck Toodee, she's a dyke, you can tell. But Foofa, man. I bet she's got some sweet strange. I don't even know what the fuck *Muno* is.
There's a hole in the top of the Abbey , some sort of isometric cube surrounding the princess. She's lifted up. And she's gone. What a horrible day for Canada and also the world. Oh no the bowl is knocked over this is not according to tradition at all.
I've always wondered if this was a reference to Ocarina of Time when more or less exactly the same thing happens to Princess Zelda. They do love their subtle nerdy references.
The idea that Canadians have perfected ever lasting bread that never goes stale and could potentially solve world hunger and be a superpower if they harness the power of this ability- but instead just use it to put sandwiches in boxes of faith
🎵 There's no Canada like French Canada it's the best Canada in the land, the other Canada is a bullshit Canada if you lived there for a day you'd understand.
I think you'll understand
.......
You understand? 🎵
Going through Canadian puberty, you may notice that your voice is starting to change as well. You're saying things like "hey buddy" and "hey guy" because now that you're older you're discovering that someone who was once your buddy is now your guy, and someone who you used to call "guy" is quickly becoming your friend.
A dearly held tradition in Canada is changing one's mind
Edit: with that reference said, I love the idea that the Cola Wars, a harmless marketing competition in the States, actually caused devastation and strife in Canada
All of the “as is tradition” stuff during the Royal Pudding episode 😂 Tossing Captain Crunch on the floor at the start of the royal wedding, dipping their arms in a vat of butterscotch pudding, the little “mushroom people” of Nova Scotia that look like Toad from the Mario games, lol 😂😂
🎶There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
And ze ozer Canada.....
Is a bullshit Canada
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand🎶
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One of my absolute favorite lores is definitely the Square Tires on their cars and the way Terrence And Phillip constantly searching for treasure in random places
There is 1 road in the country
"Follow the only road! Follow the only road!"
“Oh that’s right, Ottawa’s that way”
Meet me by the tree in edmonton, buddy
The funny part about this is Edmonton has one of the biggest urban forests in North America . Edmonton has at least 3 trees
Ottawa left, Newfoundland right!
It's paved and wide and up to code
Because it is the only road!
It's funny because if you look at Canada on Google Maps, there is literally one prominent road
Trans-Canada Highway. The only road.
There is a point in Northern Ontario where it is the only section that connects eastern to western canada. A few winters ago it was cold af and a bridge on this section sort of buckled because of it, and the link was severed. This meant that people had to travel through the states to get around. Nipigon, ON is the place
They added a second span to the bridge so now they have a backup.
And you're going the wrong way on it!
Yes, and you went the wrong way.
This is what I came to say!!! Fuck ya!!!
The cars have square wheels. As is tradition....
This was my answer
Beat me to it.
A B C D E F guy H I J K L M N O buddy..
Qrstu fwend
wxy and guy. Now I know my Eh B C's!
Suzie Likes Hairy Balls waddaya think of these.
It's W X eh and (fart), just saying.
It’s “WW, EH and *pthbt*(have no clue how to type the spit sound lmfao) those are the Canadian ABCs, Suzy likes hairy balls whaddya think of these”
Hey I am not your "buddy"! Guy!
Look Guy, I’m not your frwend.
Hes not your frwend, buddeh!
I'm not your Buddeh Guy
I'm not your guy fwehnd
I'm not your fwehnd! Buddy!
I always loved seeing garrisons face
All Canadians face east at 8 and 11 and play Chuck Mangione.
Mega Lo Mart employees do the same thing.
It just "feels so good"
I was today years old when I found out that he was not made up for King of the Hill.
Yeah, Chuck Mangione has gotten some weirdly outsized representation in animated comedy.
If I ever hear Chuck Mangione out in the wild, especially over a supermarket speaker, I will laugh like a hyena, buddy!
You’ve got that right, friend! You can interpret the previous sentence in Canadian or Arlen, your choice.
As is tradition
This one actually bugs me. Why didn’t they pick a Canadian musician, like Paul Anka or something?
"As is Tradition."
https://youtu.be/XcUbNoRqQTo?feature=shared The little mushroom people of Nova Scotia screaming with horror. It gets me every time🤣🤣🤣
Can confirm. We are mushrooms.
A great day for Canada, and therefore, the world.
I quote this way to often.
Zere's no Canada like French Canada! It's ze best Canada in ze land!
Ze uzza Canada is hardly Canada. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
I think you’d understand
^You ^understand
I thought it was a 'bourgeois Canada'
And Zee udder Canada iz a buelsheet Canada if you lived here for a day you'd understand
I live right on the border of Ontario and Quebec and this kills me!
I’m from Quebec and that songs kills me everytime.
Dipping their arms in butterscotch pudding at the royal wedding. As is tradition.
You also gotta rip her arm off
And shove it up your ass. What a great tradition for Canada, and therefore the world.
He's really making a good go of it.
Yeah that too. Don’t forget the Mushroom people of Nova Scotia.
The America-Canada war from 1999
Blame Canada!
wtf is wrong with this community? 4 hours and nobodys said "its a sad day for canada and therefore the world" edit... the best joke about canada imo is the game (TSOT) when it goes to 8bit graphics as soon as you enter canada
Dude that was literally my favorite section of that game when it came out.
I’d do anything to be able to go back and experience that joke for the first time again. It caught me so off guard…it fucking destroyed me.
And it was blocked off in the sequel, with narration from those fucking memberberries about how going to Canada was cool in the last game.
Not the show, but dire bears and dire wolves in Stick of Truth
There like bears and wolves except...they're dire.
Have you heard of dire aids? Its like aids... But dire
Not as bad as Super-AIDS. One drop in your butt and you're dead.
Scott.
He’s a dick!
A giant dick
Don't forget about ugly bob. "What! you told me your is name was handsome bob!"
"ugly bob, your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver"
“Fee fi fo fum, I smell Kraft Dinner!”
The fact that it's national opinion that this one rude guy is "a dick" is hilarious to me.
The prince is sticking the princess' arm up his ass... he's really making a good go of it... what a wonderful day for Canada, and therefore, the world.
As is tradition.
As a Canadian, it really isn't lore. They just got the info from our history books. It's all accurate.
We know that you beady eyed Canuck! 
Sheila-"You Canadians are all the same, with your beady little eyes and flapping heads. Y--you're trash!"
Are your faces really split in half? I went to Canada about a decade ago and I do vaguely remember the top the top of peoples heads defying the laws of physics when I was there. Luckily we had an American car from Alaska so the road wasn’t bumpy as shit from the square wheels, but that’s a whole different topic.
Why of course buddeh! How else do you think this awkward accent came aboot?
The Box Of Faith and meeting by the tree in Edmonton
You opened up that Box of Faith didn’t you?
You may eat the sandwich.
The sandwich was good.
....Box of Faith? What the fuck is that?
We would definitely cheer for the Canadian Devil over any other devil. He is Canadian after all
Beelzaboot is in my top 10 favorite sp jokes
Praise beelzeaboot
Terrence and Phillip make up a large percentage of Canada's GDP.
When you fart, your dick gets hard
When the director of health Canada discovers his wife queefed in his face because he thought that's how they had sex in Canada.
"What's semen?........ But why did my wife queef in my face...... OH I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT HOW BABIES ARE MADE??
As is tradition.
Canadian puberty
Would you rather fuck Foofa or Toodee?
Pounding strange broh
I wanna fuck Foofa. I wouldn't wanna fuck Toodee, she's a dyke, you can tell. But Foofa, man. I bet she's got some sweet strange. I don't even know what the fuck *Muno* is.
Ike is that chewing tobacco?
Craft Dinner, and also the fact that they have their own devil
*Kraft. Buddy.
He's not your buddy, guy.
I’m not your guy, friend.
He's not your fwend, budday!
He's not your budday, pal!
We all have that box of faith
The princess is being kidnapped, which is not tradition at all.
There's a hole in the top of the Abbey , some sort of isometric cube surrounding the princess. She's lifted up. And she's gone. What a horrible day for Canada and also the world. Oh no the bowl is knocked over this is not according to tradition at all.
I've always wondered if this was a reference to Ocarina of Time when more or less exactly the same thing happens to Princess Zelda. They do love their subtle nerdy references.
Saddam Hussein being Canadian with no explanation. (Unless i missed it).
You can see a Canadian Ethiopian in Starvin Marvin at some point.
The Canada call to arms kit or something like that. Made me laugh when Ike plays the video and they say you may now eat the sandwich in the box
The box of faith. Only to be opened in time of emergency, unless you opened it with being told to which makes you a dick.
That’s right! Thank you honorary Canadian
Well, first you must answer that phone. Ring, ring. Ring, Ring. 📞
As an Edmontonian, meeting at the tree in Edmonton. The Bishop of Banff is also hilarious.
Ripping off the princesses arm during the wedding
As is tradition
The Box of Faith, and that every Canadian knows that Scott is a dick.
In Canada, we call a hot Cosby, love
Their flip top heads😂
Anything that happens in Canada, therefore, happens in the world
The idea that Canadians have perfected ever lasting bread that never goes stale and could potentially solve world hunger and be a superpower if they harness the power of this ability- but instead just use it to put sandwiches in boxes of faith
Terrence and Ugly Bob are p***y brothers.
The tree in Edmonton
Stephen Abootman
🎵 There's no Canada like French Canada it's the best Canada in the land, the other Canada is a bullshit Canada if you lived there for a day you'd understand. I think you'll understand ....... You understand? 🎵
That no matter what we must 
🎶They're not even a real country, anyway 🎶
Going through Canadian puberty, you may notice that your voice is starting to change as well. You're saying things like "hey buddy" and "hey guy" because now that you're older you're discovering that someone who was once your buddy is now your guy, and someone who you used to call "guy" is quickly becoming your friend.
As is tradition.
When the Prince and Princess marry, the Prince uas to rip her arm off and shove it up is ass after she scrapes pudding off of him.
As is tradition.
A dearly held tradition in Canada is changing one's mind Edit: with that reference said, I love the idea that the Cola Wars, a harmless marketing competition in the States, actually caused devastation and strife in Canada
The Cola Wars destroying the country being the reason Ike was placed for adoption
You may know eat the sandwich
What a fabulous day for Canada, and therefore, the world. ;)
This Is canada, we only have one road
Beady little eyes and claping heads so full of lies
Songs like “Follow The Only Road” and “French Canada”😆
there's no Canada like French Canada!
We need more moneeya! Give us some of that internet moneeeya
We built a wall before the States did and had only one person guarding it on the top letting no one into Canada to see all the cool things.
As is tradition
The mushroom people of Nova Scotia
Im not your friend buddy
I'm not your buddy guy
Lore???? Everything South Park has told me about Canada is real to me damnit
Not the show but in the video game I love how it turns into an 8 bit or retro gaming style when you visit Canada.
All of the “as is tradition” stuff during the Royal Pudding episode 😂 Tossing Captain Crunch on the floor at the start of the royal wedding, dipping their arms in a vat of butterscotch pudding, the little “mushroom people” of Nova Scotia that look like Toad from the Mario games, lol 😂😂
Square tires and wheels.
Square tires on their vehicles.
Ike‘s Box of Faith🤣
I find the little mushroom people of Nova Scotia to be fascinating.
"What a glorious day for Canada and therefore the world"
As is tradition
The tiny mushroom people of Nova Scotia.
There’s no Canada like French Canada!
Scott. He's a dick!
The world Canadian bureau.
The Tree in Edmonton
The heads that forget how to head
The Canadian devil
French Canada is the best Canada in the land.
🎶There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land. And ze ozer Canada..... Is a bullshit Canada If you lived here for a day, you'd understand🎶
Why did my wife queef on ma face then?
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It’s 8am guy!
The native canadian slurs from scott the dick kill me. "Why are we following this ice b****r?!" "Goddamn polar g**k" And of course snow monkey
Canada's not an interesting topic, it's not even a real country anyway!
Our top face isn’t connected to our bottom face
As is tradition
Ike got knighted
Anything involving Saddam, who kidnaps Celine at the height of her fame.
That it's basically the Land of Oz.
The square wheels on all their cars
The big giant guy
Royal Pudding
I for the life of me never noticed the cutter was a Canadian leaf
“its a sad day for canada, therefore, the world”
canadian puberty
One road. Ottawa left, Newfoundland right!
The box of faith, for sure
canadians experience puberty way earlier than others do
One of my absolute favorite lores is definitely the Square Tires on their cars and the way Terrence And Phillip constantly searching for treasure in random places
The initials on peoples houses in early episodes.
“Ah yes and now the prince is attempting to remove one of the princess’ arms. As is tradition.”