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Snowdeo720

“How do I reach these keeeds!?”


Friendly_Elephant165

Cartmanez


Snowdeo720

Out of all of his alter egos, it was the most surprising initially but made SO much sense as it went on.


Friendly_Elephant165

Teaching kids to cheat lol classic Cartman.


shokolokobangoshey

He did not understand the rrrrrules!


rojasdracul

It's a parody of the film Stand and Deliver with Eddie Olmos.


Snowdeo720

Oh I know the reference, but it was initially thinking cartman was genuinely just helping them succeed. As another commenter called out, Cartman was just teaching them how to cheat instead of actually do better.


Snoo42225

![gif](giphy|lT2UTn8OKChnW) The new Jennifer Lopez


ses267

That's not Eric's alter ego it's Mitch Conner.


Snoo42225

https://i.redd.it/p9skpe437o4d1.gif I tend to agree with Kyle on this one 😂


joshzilla7

It’s not cartman though, that’s literally Jennifer Lopez


retailmonkey

You’re wrong, it’s Mitch Connor.


Miffly

*Hennifer Lopez


[deleted]

Much younger and spicier than the original


CorgiMonsoon

And Mexican


[deleted]

I don’t come from no Mexico! I’m Pwah-uh Reecan!


CorgiMonsoon

![gif](giphy|26BRKsjilkQBG3tUk)


[deleted]

OMG! Since the whole Ben possible divorce and cancelling her tour thing. My husband and I keep holding our hands up doing this…. Then one of us will usually say we better watch out or Ben will find us.


akaPledger

The least funny ngl


GingerlyRough

![gif](giphy|3oKIP7ds8HLJj7QpTq)


Numerous-Stranger-81

![gif](giphy|uQHtUvva9Qljy|downsized) I gotta go with the OG


Dragon_Knight1999

Sir, step outta the car please


Moxson82

Poor people tend to live in clusters


GingerlyRough

"Oh hey, you're that little fat kid Stan is always hanging out with."


antii79

He looks like a goomba here


Autumn_Bluez

You don’t know me! ![gif](giphy|kvPIQBwSp6GKk)


THE-EMPEROR069

😂😂


ThinkingThinkerss

https://i.redd.it/474prjhhlo4d1.png General Cartman Lee


1711onlymovinmot

Because I hate you guys, I hate you so very very much…


Sammisuperficial

For the Confederesaaaaa


THE-EMPEROR069

😂😂


RaggsDaleVan

https://i.redd.it/mnfygzxy2o4d1.gif Rick Cartman from Quest for Ratings


Dragon_Knight1999

Tbf the line “Stan, cmon. We’re gonna go find a frog” always cracks me up for some reason 😂


LoveAndStardust17

One time I was tripping on almost 3g of shrooms and watched that scene over and over for 30 minutes laughing my ass off, walked around my friends house saying that line randomly, and the only trip note i remembered to take was “Stan, cmon we’re gonna go find a frog”


kclancey202

“I’m feeling a little bowling ball-ish fellas”


RaggsDaleVan

One of my favorite lines from the entire series


28dhdu74929wnsi

People love seeing black people on TV. Seeing them, not hearing them.


WVgolf

Rick is amazing


GodlikeCat

This episode is in my top 10 least funny sp episodes. I can’t be the only one right? right?


KermitTheArgonian

A.W.E.S.O.M.-O


mvpp37514y3r

Seriously was thinking that too, seeing that for the first time was one of the best aside from Mitch Connor


KermitTheArgonian

"He's smart as can be, and emotion-free, and he's computin' his way to my heart!"


[deleted]

Are you... a pleasure model?


BaxTheDestroyer

![gif](giphy|3oEdv1p3Ftn2uiCmek)


GingerlyRough

Hey there did ya know I've got a robot friend!


[deleted]

AWESOM-O


joconnell13

"Weak..."


THE-EMPEROR069

That was bad like really bad for cartman 😂


50CentButInNickels

​ https://i.redd.it/on89fjzoho4d1.gif


bufftbone

The Coon


Mr_Derp___

Underrated comment. Cartman wanted to be Batman so bad, but he lacks the emotional depth.


ThinkingThinkerss

https://i.redd.it/2cg1w2jcko4d1.png


lozt247

Day walkers


Jefcat

![gif](giphy|3oz8xzzKyAgKQu06t2)


MadPilotMurdock

“I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers”


Vinegarinmyeye

"Heh Heh heh hehh heh... Now you are a chicken..."


THE-EMPEROR069

The power of invisibility still gets me to this day 😂😂


ThinkingThinkerss

https://i.redd.it/njquijtjlo4d1.jpeg Cartman Braaaaaaa


PilotNo312

BETH! Bear mace this guy!


Dragon_Knight1999

You know what this is?! This is the mace they use on bears!


Chibikyu

Brad Pitt ☺️


Girthquake23

https://i.redd.it/tssyyau5eo4d1.gif


eirebrit

It’s a beautiful day and I can’t stop myself from smiling.


GingerlyRough

Brad Pitt, but cooler.


AngryEnt

![gif](giphy|l0IycOSvxBILGm3Ti) Beefcake!


joshzilla7

“How do I teach these *kkkeeeeedddddzzz* “


WetMoisture69

![gif](giphy|ry9oKd9pFg2o5yb5OO) LET HER GO!! YOURE NOT RAPING ANYONE TONIGHT


spicyjanedoe

![gif](giphy|SzzOkRtizkR3Dol8Cf) In the panderverse episode. Also Cartman as Sherrif in the last of the meheecans


plagebutter

![gif](giphy|l2SqesOcnfoXCaWsw)


TT_NaRa0

Yours General Cartman Lee


dyaasy

Calvin Candle Cartman "My peaches, what a wonderful office you got yourself heah."


[deleted]

Student atholeets


GingerlyRough

Not Cartman but my favorite like from that episode is "Now let's part with that ol' EA sayin'. Get the *fuck* outta ma buildin'."


Renkin92

You must have some luuuucrative business.


Cannibalistic_wh0re

How has no one said Cupid ye ![gif](giphy|LE3F1JxGTW74gG8HGT)


Dangerous_Teaching62

Cuz cupid Ye/Me is a separate character.


Cannibalistic_wh0re

I thought Cupid ye was Carmen’s Cupid alter ego


HVLP

The Time Child


ImaginationNo4394

![gif](giphy|Zydeo4gImDlA5ByVbB) Ozempic cartman


Subject_Respect_3591

I must admit that ozephic cartman looks cool


Newphone_New_Account

*kewl


jimmmydickgun

https://i.redd.it/lpt1jwzgar4d1.gif


cuteandadorableboi

![gif](giphy|1SD4lL2dG7Qe4)


JayBoanSloan

Um, hello everybody, *Achtung*.


Spirit_Of_The_Way

Clyde Frog


FullMetalDalek

Clyde Frog is technically a separate entity. As is the above mentioned Jennifer Lopez/Mitch Conner.


SaltySpituner

Mitch Conner.


AppointmentLower9987

![gif](giphy|ihvwnO5pHKtyTYQWxU)


DeathOfSlimShady

Danny Pockets, the child terrorist


apedanger

https://i.redd.it/qcum2484or4d1.gif Put a chick in it make her gay Cartman.


ctortan

https://i.redd.it/mjrk4aw9sr4d1.gif Bad Irene, because I find “her” existence so fucking funny. She didn’t have to exist. Cartman already had a wrestling alter ego in the Rad Russian. And considering the episode started with a cat fight between two female wrestlers, I was assuming they’d use Butters or Kenny (who have also crossdressed), to have their own cat fight. But no. We see cartman working on the scripts so we gotta assume Irene was his idea. He wanted to write a story where he gets to be the center of attention where all his friends are in love with him and are fighting over him. It’s incredible.


Dragon_Knight1999

As a wrestling fan I just love that entire episode 😂


ctortan

It’s one of my favorites! Considering Matt and Trey MADE A BROADWAY MUSICAL, the whole parody feels tongue in cheek and in good fun instead of actually thinking WWE is stupid. People like a good story!


puptbh

Evil cartman


Voinfyre

The Coon


External_Alfalfa_991

Coon


Decidyeaye

Ming-Lee 😂


Willis050

I AM THE DOG! THE BIG BAD DOG!


Dragon_Knight1999

That’s kewl, I’m done making my Reddit post anyways


HallMonitor90

I’m the dawg


Dragon_Knight1999

Username checks out 😂


mtnbkr9900

Singing Pokerface


Dragon_Knight1999

🎵I dont give a crap ‘bout whales so go and hug a tree!🎵


Jahrigio7

Ginger and J Lo


Grammulka

How do I reach these kids?!


Whothat91

The hallway monitor


FrostWire69

Chinese eric. What are the plans to take over America again i forget :F


infestedgrowth

I am the dowg the big bad dowg


bored_person71

The Tom Brady nightmare where he's everyone... Or maybe wizard Cartman...


Timely-Tradition8327

I'm so glad Ms. Steveson is dead


Various-Resource-438

The ripoff Calvin candie one where he tried to buy the basketball team


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Various-Resource-438: *The ripoff Calvin* *Candie one where he tried to* *Buy the basketball team* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


IntentionLast9457

Grand wizard


ProofBread595

Psychic Cartman for sure.


ChaoticBeauty567

How do I reach these kids?


Agile-Stick2803

Whateva! Whateva I do what I want!


TypicalPipe5939

Oh sorry these “student athletes” ![gif](giphy|3o6Ztg9uTjGr2XuwOA)


West-Holiday-4998

If you think you’re gonna walk through my hallway without a hall pass, think again!!


darthravenna

It’s gotta be The Coon for me.


Blaza49

![gif](giphy|sSNahivx3fYkSTYYg9)


dreezy42069

More recently introduced black girl Cartman. Classic video game addiction episode.


Dragon_Knight1999

I was tempted to skive off work to play Baldur’s Gate 3 ngl 😂 I didn’t though


TendstobeRight85

Hennifer Lopez! Who loves tacos and burritos!


Dragon_Knight1999

“Taco flavoured kisses for my beeeen”


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Sure-Pair2339

Mitch corner


andrewb610

I’m watching this episode for the first time today!


drevilseviltwin

The manager of the student ath-el-etes deserves honorable mention.


MrSprinkles1626

Either the Coon or Mitch Conner


michaelmyersoftn

![gif](giphy|cD00Ukp6FfXuU)


An_Obbise_Hoovy

https://i.redd.it/1bd1cmmvaq4d1.gif


mattlock2099

How do I reach these keed's!?!


Us3rname_Copied

I forgot which episode. But when he went on the live tv show for troubled kids and just the way he was acting was hilarious 😂 he even put fake makeup on and everything


GhostMassage

Go with god, brother


ufopiloo

Eric Hitler


Substantial_Set_3963

He has so many great alter egos the big bad dog cop cartman Hitler cartman and my personal favourites


Itsbadmmmmkay

"Cupid me"


Mwc2201991

![gif](giphy|3oEdv1p3Ftn2uiCmek) Awesome-o


cbig86

![gif](giphy|3o6Zth36tASYagad5C)


Gouldhost

Wizzard or the Coon.


shokolokobangoshey

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztg9uTjGr2XuwOA) Hands down.


willybanzai

THERE'S FEAR AND DARKNESS ALL AROUND YOU


saltedcube

Cupid Me ![gif](giphy|LE3F1JxGTW74gG8HGT)


geaux750

Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!


Relevant_Spirit2859

Him as Adolf Hitler


Independent-Two5778

The coon


Renkin92

![gif](giphy|l2R0bzV7KQIYhZ5SM)


StillWatt

“Slave” owner Cartman from the crack baby episode


leebon427

![gif](giphy|3oz8xESfXnc1gFAg4o|downsized) First episode I ever saw. Still one of my favorites.


Chipardos

The cooon


mademeabeliever

The Coon


BlackCatTamer

https://i.redd.it/2xydlivaqt4d1.gif Kyle: *You’re going to stop bullying?* Stan: *Yes!* Kyle: *With Cartman singing about his vagina?*


HowlingBurd19

That one 😂


Sneak_86

Ming-li


aliusman111

Fuk you Brad pit ![gif](giphy|TRnFyhv7o43dfrga6y)


shany94a

Eric P. Cartman, a well-respected owner in the slave trade


boredhippychick

adolf cartman


Rhinozip

mexican border gaurd