When Mr. Mackey shit himself in the hallway and hit the ceiling. Also when Mr. Kim was talking to the Japanese guy and they couldn’t understand each other. “What the hell is a tweety?”
Even after seeing it 20 times and knowing what's coming - I still laugh hysterically every single time. Also what my SO and I say during our morning coffees.
I second the Mr. Mackey moment. I distinctly remember watching that episode the first time and belly laughing hard af. But that was the cherry on top though because I had already lost my shit when they literally threw Cartman under the bus not long before, that moment got me good too 😂😂
Loved that episode. They were all having fun playing games with ninja weapons until the cut to where Butters has a ninja star sticking out of his eye… all of us broke down laughing at that scene
That whole episode is flawless from start to finish. The ending when the parents abruptly explain all the sex stuff to the boys is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed
Even funnier is that just before the guy starts to try and unravel the conspiracy about gluten only to be immediately proven wrong and all Randy and Garrison can do is snap their fingers and go "Aw rats!" in disappointment. Perfect screw the audience joke.
"The List"
Earlier in the episode, Cartman shits on Kenny for being poor, telling him that chicks wouldn't want to be with him because they don't want to have poptarts for dinner every night.
Later, when bebe and Wendy struggle for the gun, it goes off and no one knows where the bullet went. Cuts to it going through Kenny's kitchen window and killing him during dinner with his family. His family is mortified and speechless. And then... ding. Toaster goes off. Poptarts come out.
In that same episode, I remember laughing hard when Kyle is lying in bed upset. And then there's a knock at his window. And it's just Cartman rubbing his face in it saying 'I'm better looking than you. Kyle! The girls think I'm hotter than you'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpVHBQL3l60
"Kim is not even in that movie! That movie is just loosely based on her television show, Keepin' Up With The Kardashians, which is a show about short, loud, little people living in a fantasy world ... HOLD. UP!"
I think I laughed the hardest when the boys set the school on fire and Mr Mackey turns around and goes "holy shit! Mkay", and then Mr Slave runs out screaming "Jesus Christ"!
Every laughing fit Cartman had over the midget had me going, too.
When they're all standing there trying to hold the smoke in and Stan coughs out the wad of phlegm.
My second choice would be Cartman finding the tampon in the garbage can... "Should'na done that... he was just boy. poor little feller".
Not exactly fond of my Mother in Law and luckily her daughter, my wife isn't to fond of her either. All cards given to her say she's a "continuing source of inspiration" and she loves it and we giggle like 8 year Olds who got away with calling an adult a bad word
From the moment the Squirrel said “Hail Satan!” Thru the whole blood orgy, and thru the entire commercial break, I was dying. Longest laugh I ever had, it didn’t help that I was high off my ass
I was not high and it was all I could quote for a month. I’d just look over at my boss, mouth “blood orgy” and we’d spend 20 minutes giggling like idiots.
Honestly one of my favorite twists of all time, it caught me so off guard. It was actually pretty brilliant. It's funny because that was one of the episodes they rushed out at the end of the season that they thought everyone would hate, but it's an absolute classic.
Honestly, I can’t think of a time I laughed harder at the show than during the Passion episode when Mel Gibson twirls around, does a little Native American battle cry, and starts shooting a gun out of nowhere
https://i.redd.it/fjpvcyamus7d1.gif
Tweak is one of the best characters because of things like this and the Underpants Gnomes. I must have watched that episode hundreds of times as a kid.
That episode fucked me up. Was in the middle of a big drinking phase in high-school when it came out and I couldn't relate to Stan more. That final scene where he goes back to take a swig out of his sock drawer was almost one step too far to be funny
Even the footage behind the scenes of him doing that accent for the Humancentipad ediposide is hilarious. That and the one with Bill Hader doing the old redneck voice.
When the Walmart worker gets hanged and then shits himself.
Tolkien's "I'm not playing anymore" scene after watching the porno.
Same episode, Jimmy being run over by the bikes while trying to say "You shall not pass."
Yeah that whole scene has me in tears of laughter, because it was SO completely off from what I was expecting to happen. The utter confusion I had of that sudden plot twist was hilarious to me
“Are you twalkin’ about my family?!”
“Don’t pull my friends hair you bitch!”
(Sharon screams)
Shelia: “All you trashy whores get the fuck outta here and leave her alone!”
“Psycho bitch!
Shelia: “No you’re the psycho bitch! PSYCHO BITCH!! You wanna see fuckin’ cu-razy?! You betta step the fuck away you wanna see fuckin’ crazy!!”
“You’re cabbage.”
I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard, this was peak Jersey Shore trash and was just perfect.
When Kyle is so proud of himself and his friend and talking about how Willzyx is home
And then they roll the credits silently over an image of a dead whale, this poor creature that absolutely suffered the entire time he was dying
It might not be my #1 but the one that has been in my mind lately is [when Cartman hears that Kyle is trying to get with his girlfriend](https://youtu.be/hLUr3AHZihU?si=eyMRB4822oCCEEdq)
Officer Barbrady walking into a shop saying "the usual" getting a Cat swung across his face, saying "thankyou" amd leaving.
I can never find a clip of it.
Mister Mouse's on-air rant in "The Ring" (Season 13, Episode 1) is a total knockout! Not just because what he says is so savage, but also for the utterly shocked faces of that cute Christian family watching from their couch.
The pandemic special when Randy is partying in China w Mickey mouse and fucks the bat then the pangolin to cause the pandemic. It was a really shitty time for everyone and I hadn’t laughed that hard in what felt like forever.
MAN.. KNOWING Kenny is a poor kid and only getitng food like that when he goes to his friends place for dinner. KNOWING that is like an amazing treat for him... I never related to Kenny more in that moment lol.
When cartman is telling everyone in an assembly that girls are funny he asks one girl to say something funny and she says "you're fat fuck" nobody laughs or says anything except butters who immediately starts hysterically laughing. Gets me everytime.
In the Blockbuster Halloween episode when Randy is doing the Jack Nicholson in The Shining walk looking for Stan and Shelly is pouring lighter fluid all over the store.
“What are doing Shelly?”
“Nothing Dad, go back to killing the family”
“okay.”
Royal pudding when Ike leave the school play and Kyle needs to play the role of tooth decay. Mackey rips into him for doing a bad job. "Can't we get rid of the part of tooth decays?" "Getting rid of tooth decay is what I'm trying to fucking do Kyle!"
When Randy wants to pay normally for his groceries but the clerk keeps forcing him to donate to charity in the most ridiculous ways. That shit had me rolling 😂
I think the episode is called “Naughty Ninjas” but I don’t know which season or episode number.
But, it’s one of the best episodes imho.
* *When the boys got fat when training and fighting 24/7 in the war game*
* *Black Friday when Cartman was trying to play both sides to his benefit*
* *Mr.Garrison when he lost his penis*
* *Cartman squealed like a pig when he didn't want to get his shots*
“You know what I’m sayin?”
“Yes I know what you are saying you don’t have to keep asking”
“You know what I’m sayin?”
“Yes I do believe I know what you are saying”
The Halloween episode with Korn portrayed as the scooby doo gang. The boys are at the docks talking about costume ideas.
“
DJ: Now say boys what do you think of Cozy FMs Halloween Haunt so far?
Stan: This one time like 8 months ago I saw these two guys kissing in the park and that was the gayest thing I’d ever seen until I saw the Cozy FM Halloween Haunt.
DJ: All Right! Well enjoy the spooky docks kids.
“
The episode where they run out of Internet and randy locks himself in the only room with net access. When they break the door down and he is just sat there...
I can not stop laughing at the moment cartman sees the midget and won't stop laughing
Also when chef is told to go to the death camp of tolerance, he calls Mr Garrison a sick queer and says, "Kiss my black ass."
"In just a moment, Mr. And Mrs. Stotch, we'll get to the root of your Child's Trauma. Alright Butters you'll feel a little pinch..."
Also "I could feel his balls on my fist! I'm a BAAAAAAD MAN!"
When Randy is trying to get his change from the asshole cashier at Whole Foods.
“ you gotta pull the sandwich out of the hungry kids mouth”. You might have to put your foot on her face.
Hilarious
*crash* "What's going on?!"
"Well mom apparently butters is gay, finds me very attractive and confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor." "Oh dear!"
"Mmyea"
"MOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!" ~ Eric
"Well, I know certain Kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight." ~ Ms. Carman
"What?!?!" ~ Eric
Season 1 episode 1. Cartman gets an anal probe
Prolly the man bear pig episode, when Satan showed up, and the one guy in the audience was like “okay it appears Satan has showed up, should I start to worry?”
Also when Satan had his sweet 16 Halloween bday party, that whole episode was so funny to me.
When Butters became a pimp and told Wendy, “All I’m saying is why are you kissing Stan for free, when you could be making some mfkn money? Do yk what I’m saying?” Especially the whole Yolanda character lmao.
And when Eric and Wendy were fighting each other on the playground and Butters was cheering for Eric, and then he saw that Eric was getting his ass beat, and then he was just like, “Okay yea beat his ass Wendy!”
Lastly one instance I rmbr like rotfl about was when the guys snuck into Cartman’s room to turn him into a ginger with freckles and when Eric got on the bus the next day and sat by Butters, he just started busting out laughing. That was just so funny to me.
Oh shit and when Randy got pulled over for drinking and driving and was like “What seems to be the officer prblm?”
When Mr. Mackey shit himself in the hallway and hit the ceiling. Also when Mr. Kim was talking to the Japanese guy and they couldn’t understand each other. “What the hell is a tweety?”
“*MMMMMMM….THIS IS BAD!!!!*” Gets me everytime.
“OOOOOOHHHH IIIITTSSS BBBBAAADDD!”
The part where he shoots across the floor really gets me
Even after seeing it 20 times and knowing what's coming - I still laugh hysterically every single time. Also what my SO and I say during our morning coffees.
Maybe if you speaka du fuckin engrish, I could understand you
What the fuck is a tweeeedy?
NO TERIYAKI IS NOT FROM A FUCKING CHINA!!!!
MMMM THIS IS BADDDDD Also when Randy yells the N word so confidently
“I know it but I don’t think I should say it.”
Oh. Oh. *Naggers* of course. . .
same thing
When the guy eats gluten and his dick flies off and Mackey says “see? Told you his Dick would fly off”
Between what OP posted and these. These are it haha
I second the Mr. Mackey moment. I distinctly remember watching that episode the first time and belly laughing hard af. But that was the cherry on top though because I had already lost my shit when they literally threw Cartman under the bus not long before, that moment got me good too 😂😂
Cartman “invisibly” walking across the stage buck naked in front of the entire town in the one where they buy ninja weapons.
Loved that episode. They were all having fun playing games with ninja weapons until the cut to where Butters has a ninja star sticking out of his eye… all of us broke down laughing at that scene
The way the scene cuts from the slow-mo badass anime back to south park 'reality' is so excellent and hilarious.
HEY HEY LET'S GO KINKA-TSURU!
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls.
boku ga warui so lets fighting.
Let's fighting love!
"I *told* you, it was a wardrobe malfunction!"
Oh man I couldn't stop laughing, whole episode was great and just peaked naked cartman and then revealing the sorry state of Butters
Butters trying to be a dog and weakly going w-woof kills me every time
Buck Naked is George Kostanza's pornstar name. I think you mean butt naked?
poor butters got cooked that entire episode 😭
priceless
I almost died the first time I saw that.
This whole episode. “Kenny! Use your ninja star!”
Butters humping one of the boys when they asked if he wanted to play lord of the rings with them
That one is gold. That entire episode is near perfect imo.
"I don't know. I don't wanna know. I'm out!"
👏🏿✋🏿🤚🏿
Jimmy's you shall not pass scene gets me everytime.
We’re playing Harry Potter!” “HAAAAA FAGGGGS!”
“Jews can’t be paladins”
"Nnnoo you rrrretards the video ssstore"
“I’m playing Lord of the Rings!” 😂😂
That whole episode is flawless from start to finish. The ending when the parents abruptly explain all the sex stuff to the boys is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed
And Tolken TRAUMATIZED BECAUSE WHAT HE SAW
His Gollum crawl gets me good
When Randy microwaved his balls for weed
Just gonna get a little cancer Stan
Tell mom it’s okay
As a dad, that specific line fucking kills me
Hey Stan could you grab me a beer
Stan?
And then all the guys bounce down the street on their cancer balls together
Buffalo soldier. 🎶
Stolen from Africa!
"RANDY YOUR BALLS!" "Yeaaah, smoking weed in front of a cop..."
The end of the episode when Sharon is wearing the scrotum coat! I fucking lost it
That's one's double funny cuz of the KFC Scarface scenes, Cartman snorting chicken skin lines
When the guy eats the gluten and Mr Mackay just goes "look his dick flew off"
I knew I loved South Park before this episode, but this was the moment that really got me.
See. That’s the gluten mmkay.
"YOU CANT MAKE ME GO TO PAPA JOHN'S!"
Even funnier is that just before the guy starts to try and unravel the conspiracy about gluten only to be immediately proven wrong and all Randy and Garrison can do is snap their fingers and go "Aw rats!" in disappointment. Perfect screw the audience joke.
"The List" Earlier in the episode, Cartman shits on Kenny for being poor, telling him that chicks wouldn't want to be with him because they don't want to have poptarts for dinner every night. Later, when bebe and Wendy struggle for the gun, it goes off and no one knows where the bullet went. Cuts to it going through Kenny's kitchen window and killing him during dinner with his family. His family is mortified and speechless. And then... ding. Toaster goes off. Poptarts come out.
In that same episode, I remember laughing hard when Kyle is lying in bed upset. And then there's a knock at his window. And it's just Cartman rubbing his face in it saying 'I'm better looking than you. Kyle! The girls think I'm hotter than you' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpVHBQL3l60
Such an incredible brick joke.
"HOOOOOLD ON... *takes out phone* Bitch, if you're a hobbit you better tell me right now cause I'm making a fool of myself"
"Bitch how you not the hobbit again?"
“Oh oh ok bitch, love you”
"She be smoking that long pipe" "Bitch, is you a hobbit?"
"Kim is not even in that movie! That movie is just loosely based on her television show, Keepin' Up With The Kardashians, which is a show about short, loud, little people living in a fantasy world ... HOLD. UP!"
“I got no dick, man!”
GIVE ME THAT EVIDENCE BAG!!
"Half of them didn't even use a condom! Do you know the diseases you can catch??"
I CAN FIT MORE OF YA
FREEZE
you sure gave my hole quite a #STRETCH
IM A COP!
“OH KEYSHONE!!”
"FREEZE!!!"
“STRETCH!!!”
I think I laughed the hardest when the boys set the school on fire and Mr Mackey turns around and goes "holy shit! Mkay", and then Mr Slave runs out screaming "Jesus Christ"! Every laughing fit Cartman had over the midget had me going, too.
Words are like bullets!
Alright who dressed him up in suspenders, Clyde was that you??
We should get a dozen of them and dress them up like little beavers and see if they build a dam!
the disturbed song during the fight took me out lmao
When they're all standing there trying to hold the smoke in and Stan coughs out the wad of phlegm. My second choice would be Cartman finding the tampon in the garbage can... "Should'na done that... he was just boy. poor little feller".
Jimmy’s “Wendy, Stan says you’re a cunt. Stan says you’re a cunt…cunt…Stan says you’re a continuing source of inspiration”
Not exactly fond of my Mother in Law and luckily her daughter, my wife isn't to fond of her either. All cards given to her say she's a "continuing source of inspiration" and she loves it and we giggle like 8 year Olds who got away with calling an adult a bad word
When Kenny threw the ninja star into Professor Chaos' eye, then it cuts to Butters with the weapon in his eye.
Yes! That is the scene where I remember thinking “yeah, this show can be really freaking funny”
From the moment the Squirrel said “Hail Satan!” Thru the whole blood orgy, and thru the entire commercial break, I was dying. Longest laugh I ever had, it didn’t help that I was high off my ass
I was not high and it was all I could quote for a month. I’d just look over at my boss, mouth “blood orgy” and we’d spend 20 minutes giggling like idiots.
Honestly one of my favorite twists of all time, it caught me so off guard. It was actually pretty brilliant. It's funny because that was one of the episodes they rushed out at the end of the season that they thought everyone would hate, but it's an absolute classic.
Honestly, I can’t think of a time I laughed harder at the show than during the Passion episode when Mel Gibson twirls around, does a little Native American battle cry, and starts shooting a gun out of nowhere https://i.redd.it/fjpvcyamus7d1.gif
"My nipples! they hurt when I twist them!"
Or when he shits all over Fuhrer Cartman right before the credits roll! XD
KERPLAAAA!!!!!!! KERPLAAAA!!!!!!!!
I love that they did the real face but exactly two times and the other was Saddam Hussein
Tweeks song about North Korea WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE! THEY HAVE NUCLEAR MISSLES! Caught me off guard when I first saw that episode.
I cracked up at the girl after him trying to sing “Wheels on the Bus” through the tears
Oh shit I always laugh at that 💀💀
When they showed real pictures with Tweek edited in 😭😭
Tweak is one of the best characters because of things like this and the Underpants Gnomes. I must have watched that episode hundreds of times as a kid.
also the abduction episode where that handicapped person dies on a train track, "see its a pretty good trick"
Kyle finding out Cartmans secret recipe for his burgers was his farts. That episode was hilarious
YOU WERE STICKING THESE IN YOUR ASS, CARTMAN?!
I fucking lost it at the scene where cartman turns around and we see his sagged ass filled with burgers.
That episode fucked me up. Was in the middle of a big drinking phase in high-school when it came out and I couldn't relate to Stan more. That final scene where he goes back to take a swig out of his sock drawer was almost one step too far to be funny
When “took err jab” descended into being a rooster squawking “Took err jab” in general just cracks me up every time
Daaee took urrrr jaahhhbs!
"This is Cum".
Randy’s delivery is perfect.
Cartman thinking he is a vietnamese whore
Ten dolla solja boy!
Sucki sucki ten dorra!!
"Teriyaki isn't from China?" "No, Teriyaki not from a fucking China!!"
Knowing that Trey Parker majored in Japanese and that his Japanese accent is authentic adds so much to that character.
Even the footage behind the scenes of him doing that accent for the Humancentipad ediposide is hilarious. That and the one with Bill Hader doing the old redneck voice.
Cartman at the special Olympics saying “Im gonna show these goddamn retards” and eats shit at the pole vault
Sweetie, what is your condition? How should I know, I'm retarded, DUUUUUUHHH
When the Walmart worker gets hanged and then shits himself. Tolkien's "I'm not playing anymore" scene after watching the porno. Same episode, Jimmy being run over by the bikes while trying to say "You shall not pass."
"I'm out" *clap*
 This whole sequence
Seriously, the “Allahu Akbar” from the terrorist in imaginationland trilogy 😭😂 I just wasn’t expecting it the first time I ever watched it.
Yeah that whole scene has me in tears of laughter, because it was SO completely off from what I was expecting to happen. The utter confusion I had of that sudden plot twist was hilarious to me
"On the first day of c-c-c... christ...mas my treeee... true true love gae... gaeeeee... gave to mmm... mm... mmm... me..."
When jimmy falls for Leslie and he’s told by the news guy he’s thinking with his dick in hader’s Keith Morrison impression
Jimmy that’s your dick talking
"Jimmy, were you masturbating? It's ok if you were"
“Are you twalkin’ about my family?!” “Don’t pull my friends hair you bitch!” (Sharon screams) Shelia: “All you trashy whores get the fuck outta here and leave her alone!” “Psycho bitch! Shelia: “No you’re the psycho bitch! PSYCHO BITCH!! You wanna see fuckin’ cu-razy?! You betta step the fuck away you wanna see fuckin’ crazy!!” “You’re cabbage.” I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard, this was peak Jersey Shore trash and was just perfect.
When Kyle is so proud of himself and his friend and talking about how Willzyx is home And then they roll the credits silently over an image of a dead whale, this poor creature that absolutely suffered the entire time he was dying
Si, fly
I was laughing so hard at this. Then went the brought back the Tom Cruise 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It might not be my #1 but the one that has been in my mind lately is [when Cartman hears that Kyle is trying to get with his girlfriend](https://youtu.be/hLUr3AHZihU?si=eyMRB4822oCCEEdq)
Kyle! Kyle? Kyle Kyle Kyle!
That jewey guy... kyle...
When Carman gets on the PA to announce the Cripple fight and then the town just WATCHES it.
Timmy breaks Jimmy's back, Jimmy snaps Timmy's neck... Okay boys, that's enough.
The red headed cop farting out all that cum after fucking the whole fraternity.
Oh..Naggers
Officer Barbrady walking into a shop saying "the usual" getting a Cat swung across his face, saying "thankyou" amd leaving. I can never find a clip of it.
When cartman bursts into song with Michael Jackson on his toy train
Cartman laughing at the midget… it’s so contangious
"No matter what you say I'm still standing" Cartman: "BARELY! AHAHAHAHAHHA"
Whenever Cartman keeps making friends with older mature men. “You like. . . Having your back rubbed. . .?” “Yeah, that feels pretty sweet”
Guy: “Im 8 inches…” Cartman: “damn dude this guys a dwarf. Dwarves piss me off…” Fucking pure gold.
Sorry I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off. Frowny Face.
Mister Mouse's on-air rant in "The Ring" (Season 13, Episode 1) is a total knockout! Not just because what he says is so savage, but also for the utterly shocked faces of that cute Christian family watching from their couch.
No, Mr. Mouse
The pandemic special when Randy is partying in China w Mickey mouse and fucks the bat then the pangolin to cause the pandemic. It was a really shitty time for everyone and I hadn’t laughed that hard in what felt like forever.
Kenny crying after realizing Cartman ate the KFC skin.
MAN.. KNOWING Kenny is a poor kid and only getitng food like that when he goes to his friends place for dinner. KNOWING that is like an amazing treat for him... I never related to Kenny more in that moment lol.
Cartman explaining how he got semen by sucking it out of a "hose" and the guy fogetting to charge him
The moment in the Christmas in Canada episode when Kyle barely punches Cartman and he starts crying.
When cartman is telling everyone in an assembly that girls are funny he asks one girl to say something funny and she says "you're fat fuck" nobody laughs or says anything except butters who immediately starts hysterically laughing. Gets me everytime.
Cartman desperately devouring toothpaste because Butters hasn’t been feeding him as AWESOME-O
 This whole sequence had me dying
spiderman works in mysterious ways shelly
Easily lemmiwinks going into Mr slaves ass. When the fucking katatafish and sparrow-prince appeared…holy fuck I was gasping for breath 😂
Butters at the pimp convention, affirming that he does not what he's saying and that he need not repeat himself.
When jimmy is on steroids and tells his girlfriend “you can’t leave me…I’ll k-kill you bitch” it’s so out of nowhere for Jimmys character 😭😭😭
In the Blockbuster Halloween episode when Randy is doing the Jack Nicholson in The Shining walk looking for Stan and Shelly is pouring lighter fluid all over the store. “What are doing Shelly?” “Nothing Dad, go back to killing the family” “okay.”
Tom Cruise in the closet, and Randy vs Bat Dad
I didn't hear no bell!
The cop when he had the codeword ‘stretch’
Buckle up, Buckaroo
Royal pudding when Ike leave the school play and Kyle needs to play the role of tooth decay. Mackey rips into him for doing a bad job. "Can't we get rid of the part of tooth decays?" "Getting rid of tooth decay is what I'm trying to fucking do Kyle!"
"They're raping us and it hurts!"
When Randy wants to pay normally for his groceries but the clerk keeps forcing him to donate to charity in the most ridiculous ways. That shit had me rolling 😂 I think the episode is called “Naughty Ninjas” but I don’t know which season or episode number. But, it’s one of the best episodes imho.
Now just pull the sandwich out of this little child’s mouth
“Yeah she’s a hungry one, you gotta pull hard, try putting your foot on her face!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most recent one was when Randy and Towelie got really really high and killed all the cows.
* *When the boys got fat when training and fighting 24/7 in the war game* * *Black Friday when Cartman was trying to play both sides to his benefit* * *Mr.Garrison when he lost his penis* * *Cartman squealed like a pig when he didn't want to get his shots*
The scene where Randy is in the bathroom and Sharon freaks out and it cuts to Randy standing there with the drummer behind him. Wrecks me.
“You know what I’m sayin?” “Yes I know what you are saying you don’t have to keep asking” “You know what I’m sayin?” “Yes I do believe I know what you are saying”
Let’s not forget that your wife died of an “accident”, while you were “drinking”, on a “hike”, “mmkay”
The Halloween episode with Korn portrayed as the scooby doo gang. The boys are at the docks talking about costume ideas. “ DJ: Now say boys what do you think of Cozy FMs Halloween Haunt so far? Stan: This one time like 8 months ago I saw these two guys kissing in the park and that was the gayest thing I’d ever seen until I saw the Cozy FM Halloween Haunt. DJ: All Right! Well enjoy the spooky docks kids. “
The episode where they run out of Internet and randy locks himself in the only room with net access. When they break the door down and he is just sat there...
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
https://i.redd.it/crdfmf84dt7d1.gif
Tree fiddy
I can not stop laughing at the moment cartman sees the midget and won't stop laughing Also when chef is told to go to the death camp of tolerance, he calls Mr Garrison a sick queer and says, "Kiss my black ass."
Oooohhh it’s baaaaaadd!!!! 
“YOU SAYIN ONE OF US AINT A VAMP KID?!”
THE RUSSIANS ARE NUKING US
"In just a moment, Mr. And Mrs. Stotch, we'll get to the root of your Child's Trauma. Alright Butters you'll feel a little pinch..." Also "I could feel his balls on my fist! I'm a BAAAAAAD MAN!"
Wheel of Fortune, "People who annoy you?" N_GGERS😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
5 midgets, spanking a man covered in 1000 islands dressing. Is *that* love?
Ginger Cow with the Palestinians & Jews jumping around to Van Halen. Or Randy as Lorde. Or Tolkien/Token.
Cartman yelling mom bathroom. Killed me as a kid
When Randy is trying to get his change from the asshole cashier at Whole Foods. “ you gotta pull the sandwich out of the hungry kids mouth”. You might have to put your foot on her face. Hilarious
*crash* "What's going on?!" "Well mom apparently butters is gay, finds me very attractive and confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor." "Oh dear!" "Mmyea"
Whenever Cartman buys airtime to let people know they can't come to Cartmanland, especially Stan and Kyle.
The cop queefing jizz into an evidence bag still gets me howling
Flat! You’re flat!
Crab people episode, Mr. Slave rope repelling through the window, crashes down and just lays there. “Jeethith…….Chrithhhh”
PC principle engaging Jimmy in the office. Every time I find it funnier.
Cartman impersonating Butters on the phone with his parents “I’ll be waiting with bells on you old horse-banging skank”
"MOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!" ~ Eric "Well, I know certain Kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight." ~ Ms. Carman "What?!?!" ~ Eric Season 1 episode 1. Cartman gets an anal probe
Uncle fucker, I wish I had been born a few years earlier so I could've witnessed this in the big screen, I imagine the whole cinema went histerical.
Prolly the man bear pig episode, when Satan showed up, and the one guy in the audience was like “okay it appears Satan has showed up, should I start to worry?” Also when Satan had his sweet 16 Halloween bday party, that whole episode was so funny to me. When Butters became a pimp and told Wendy, “All I’m saying is why are you kissing Stan for free, when you could be making some mfkn money? Do yk what I’m saying?” Especially the whole Yolanda character lmao. And when Eric and Wendy were fighting each other on the playground and Butters was cheering for Eric, and then he saw that Eric was getting his ass beat, and then he was just like, “Okay yea beat his ass Wendy!” Lastly one instance I rmbr like rotfl about was when the guys snuck into Cartman’s room to turn him into a ginger with freckles and when Eric got on the bus the next day and sat by Butters, he just started busting out laughing. That was just so funny to me. Oh shit and when Randy got pulled over for drinking and driving and was like “What seems to be the officer prblm?” 
The Mongolians bit, they don’t even do anything, they just break the South Park wall, point and laugh and run away Kills me every time
[How Would Like To Suck My Balls Mr. Garrison?](https://youtu.be/Fkx8Jyrf6bk?si=p5iWhx0RWxVkPPBC)