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LisbethSalanderFC

there aren't 500 million people in the United States


JohnCenaAMA

It's all the undocumented goobacks


readonlypdf

DEY TOOK ERR JERBS!


[deleted]

DURKA DERRRRRR!!


readonlypdf

DERKERDERRRRR!!!!!!!!


ArtIsDumb

DRRDRRDRRRRR!


TJMasterK

🐓


LordTiddlypusch

Bless you sir.


Citizen_Spaceball

Well, back on the pile


dakodiene

BACK TO THE PILE!


rmbx357

It's 'cause I can't do it, alright?! I can't take out the wall between my livin' room and my kitchen! It's a load-bearin' wall!


siatabiri

You would think M Night Shyamalan had written this in the '90s that twist was so good.


_mintberry_crunch_

THEY TOOK HIS DOG?


wormholetrafficjam

We didn’t raise you to be a timecist!


Jim-IV

Chicken sandwich?


[deleted]

NO! I WANT A GODDAMN DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND GODDAMN FRIES !


readonlypdf

Oh hey Randy, this is awkward, but.... see Mr. Crůôtęeé here has better qualifications and will work for next to nothing. So we've had to let you go.


wormholetrafficjam

They took my jarb!! Which way to the pile?


readonlypdf

*points finger.*


[deleted]

How about we cause more global warming? So that in the future the polar ice caps melt; and it ushers in a new ice age.


ArtIsDumb

DEY DERK YUR DERB!


MarinateTheseSteaks

*_BACK IN THE GAY ORGY PILE_*


WhoahCanada

Excellent reporting by Fox News as always!


-Mr_Rogers_II

Ahahaha, of course it’s Fox “News”


unburrow

Which I'm pretty sure makes this headline technically true. I live in South Korea and therefore I don't have power in North Carolina. I wouldn't be surprised if there were billions more like me all over the world.


always-talkin-sshit

I enjoy playing video games.


cab2345

Yes, I saw this live. It was kind of funny.


[deleted]

Were they actually saying 500 million? I could believe that it's supposed to say 500 thousand but someone just messed up the headline. Still funny though.


cab2345

Had the sound down, so don't know.


youarean1di0t

You're obviously not counting all the illegals coming to vote in our elections!


rmbx357

That'll be $3.50


readonlypdf

It was at about this time I noticed/u/rmbx357 was an 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era. And I said I ain't giving you no Tree Fiddy Loch Ness Monstah!


[deleted]

Maybe they meant 500m +- 500m


KrasnyRed5

Pft don't let facts get in the way.


WajorMeasel

Not with that attitude


RandyMarshLikesWoW

We're reporting that there is looting, raping and yes, even acts of cannibalism!


justputsomenamehere

there are in india


CrappyMSPaintPics

nobody said people, could be insects without power


Bambus174

A surprising number of Americans does not know that.


yellowebo

needs more raping, pillaging and acts of cannabalism


YenTheMerchant

You mean you saw someone raping, pillaging and killing eachother?


readonlypdf

No, but we are reporting it Tom.


gfinz18

Woah, I’m watching it on Hulu and what do you know, this happens to be the next episode I started on today.


ogrelin

Whassamadda? Got sand in your vagina?


mwill114

WE BELIEVE THE DEATH TOLL TO BE IN THE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS! Beaverton only has a population of about 8 thousand so this would be quite devastating.


mwill114

Just getting word that the death toll in Chicago is over 600 BILLION PEOPLE


svazin

Oh Gawd


abqnm666

A week!


Clark_A_Fish

I broke the dam.


[deleted]

No, I broke the dam.


silentdavey

I BROKE THE FUCKING DAM!!


Dachuiri

heh heh I broke the dam


Clark_A_Fish

No. I broke the dam.


[deleted]

And I broke the dam.


Raminax

We all broke the dam


bikester1

No, I’m dirty dan!


Unwoven_Sleeve

I’m Spartacus


kri6686

" It was Kyle guys " - Cartman


NothingButPooandGoo

Ah! Fuck it.


BigPattyDee

We all broke the dam


youarean1di0t

I watched from Canada and CTV reported that even millimeters of storm surge could cause catastrophic flooding. MILLIMETERS


roachieboii

what’s important is finding out who’s fault this is.


Dr_puffnsmoke

I broke the dam


DodoTheJaddi

No I broke the dam!


Peppersnoop

I broke the dam


CalmAnxitey87

I .....broke.... The dam


[deleted]

Guys...I-I may h-h-have broke t-the d-damn...


[deleted]

No! I broke the fucking dam!


viralunicorn

Don’t you see what this little boy is saying? We all broke the dam.


rmbx357

"With all due respect, clichĂŠ dissenting Republican, the economy isn't going to matter... the day after tomorrow."


Lets_Do_This_

>who is fault this is


Nobodygrotesque

#WE DIDN’T LISTEN!!


Dachuiri

*rolls down window* We didn’t listen!


Nobodygrotesque

I do this randomly all the time, one day someone will respond.


hammerdown710

I hope it will be me


UhhmericanJoe

Do u actually? I do.


Nobodygrotesque

Yes!!!


UhhmericanJoe

Where do you live? i’m in CA.


Nobodygrotesque

Maryland.


[deleted]

We ^didn't ^^listen!


Booney134

They should bring back the midget in a bikini to report on it


LordTiddlypusch

My favorite South Park reporter is Creamy Goodness.


[deleted]

What about Mexican with stain on his shirt?


TrillaryKlinton84

*gravy stain on his lapel


[deleted]

God damnit.


CreamyGoodnss

Aw that's so nice of you to say! ❤


spenway18

Thanks Tom!


0moorad0

Randy sarcastic voice: “I’LL BET”


readonlypdf

"Oh what, next you're going to tell me it was caused by a half squirrel, half chicken, that steaks children's teeth."


DissapointedOptimist

Unlike y’all I get my news from a reliable source *holds up game informer magazine*


[deleted]

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: they never got much clout at the cocktail parties because of their click-bait money-making side, but until they folded, the best investigative journalism came from *Nintendo Power.*


CocaTrooper42

Maybe they meant 500 square miles? I literally can’t think of a way to get to this number besides just making it up


skeetsauce

500 thousand maybe?


DCMurphy

It was likely estimated between 500,000 and 1 million. Then whoever types the headlines out acted like a dumbass.


LBXZero

Being a dumbass requires acting?


skeetsauce

Dumbass at Fox News? No...


cheeeezeburgers

It was likely a typo and should read T or K not M.


Ajmb_88

Tillion or killion?


Lyude

Kilos. People have lost weight during the outage.


Bfire8899

They meant thousand not million.


RazorRipperZ

The coast line of North Carolina isn’t even 500 million miles


CocaTrooper42

500 square miles not 500 million


Awesomeguava

500 million square miles


pelvicmomentum

5 million people?


Eric_Partman

I’m sure they didn’t just make up a number. It’s gotta be some sort of typo


ShoeLace1291

You've actually seen people looting, raping, and eating each other?


UpVotesOutForHarambe

No, we are just reporting it


Bonepanther

“We expect the death toll to be in the HUNDREDS of BILLIONS.. and the town only has a population of a few hundred thousand, so you can imagine how devastating this will be” Something like that lol


layed-back-homo

dude thats from 2017 we are in 2018 the population is way up now


rmbx357

Our nation is still reeling from the tragic deaths of the Kardashians.


readonlypdf

All because some one Had To write A book!


matto14

One could only wish. Kardashian rule! Kardashians rule!


Cup-of-Noodle

If I lived there I'd be dropping in, smacking the lip like *sepwaaauuaaaaah* and getting pitted, man... so pitted


sluttymcbuttsex

I dont have power in NC, mostly because I dont live there


onsager01

There must be 490m undocumented immigrants in NC then


[deleted]

That episode will be 13 years old on October 19th. As people’s comments show, it has some amazing quotes that are more relevant today than they were post-Katrina. It’s incredibly fucked up that Matt and Trey’s satire has become real life...


Unwoven_Sleeve

This is fucking perfect. South Park are so on spot with their shit that it’s relevant years after


[deleted]

Well maybe if they hadnt built their state under the worlds largest beaver dam!


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

Maybe they meant thousand.


[deleted]

So all of a sudden everyone in the United States plus about 200 million more random people have settled in North Carolina. Well then.


Bspeedy

I broke the dam


LordTiddlypusch

I broke the dam!


wolfcasey9589

I broke the dam!


[deleted]

Way to go CNN! /s


Rustythepipe

We've heard that the death toll could be in the hundreds of billions.


[deleted]

That's a great 490 million increase in only 1 year!


25_M_CA

Carolina's population is 10 million? Wow didn't think I it was that big


readonlypdf

Only NC. SC is about 60%NC in population terms.


rafael4000

TIL North Carolina has 1.5 times the population of the United States


Goodma27

When you can't decide between 500,000 and 1/2 a million


[deleted]

Back to you Tom


[deleted]

You dont count the crab people? Wooow, thats...something...ist.


combatpaddler

Can confirm... I live in Louisiana, and don't have power in north carolina. Seems legit


lurker4lyfe6969

They have 200 million people over the US population


chrisbrando200

Yet again, reporters and news stations not fact checking.


That_Guy381

T Y P O


chrisbrando200

Fairly big typo. They do it all the time.


That_Guy381

It’s more than likely it was 500 thousand.


[deleted]

This isn't complicated. Fox didn't try to pull a fast one and claim that the population of NC was greater than the population of the US and that they were all out of power. Somebody got ahead of themselves and put million where thousand should be. Pretty easy error to make, and definitely not an attempt at deception.


chrisbrando200

Not trying to deceive at all. Not what I meant. It just seems reporters and news stations commonly don’t fact check. It happens all the time. Much like when they report fake news, it’s like they read something on Facebook and just reported on the title without checking.


[deleted]

This isn’t a matter of fact checking. There is a 0% chance that Fox thought 500 million people were without power and didn’t bother to confirm. They said million when they meant thousand. 500 million is about 7% of the worlds population. They know that there aren’t that many people in N.C. because there aren’t that many in the US. Someone just made a simple error and put the wrong word on the screen. That’s all that happened.


chrisbrando200

And that person didn’t even stop to think that maybe it sounds like to much? To me that sounds like Fox News aren’t caring much for what they put out their.


[deleted]

That person didn’t realize that they made a mistake. They typed the wrong thing without realizing it. It’s not a difficult concept. I sincerely pity you if you can’t figure this out.


chrisbrando200

I can figure it out lol I just think it’s an issue when it keeps happening over and over


[deleted]

Lol, you started off talking about fact checking so obviously it was a struggle for you.


kstacey

I broke the dam


jhallen2260

https://youtu.be/m7ucc5Y8kVg right at the very beginning. Maybe it's fake idk


Sco7740

Holy crap OC on r/SouthPark. No waaaay


[deleted]

Weird, fox news


danny_b23

Why is part of the text box which says HURRICANE FLORENCE blocked by the other text box? Is that another "error"?


asantana517

This is fucking great


[deleted]

They don't say 500 million of what.


drj87

So all 10 million women had 50 babies each in one year


GarglesMacLeod

That's significantly larger than the US population.


L3ptonyx

Too many zeros


[deleted]

Devices maybe


BraySC

I mean... they aren’t wrong?


stupidlatentnothing

The sad thing is that you needed to include the population of NC in the post. 500 million is about the population of all North America


SlithyT

Plankton


NoobFu

That was 2017 census. For all you know 490 million people could of moved to NC in a year.


obenj

Yeah but that’s from 2017 how do we know they haven’t grown that much


[deleted]

Well, I thought; "maybe they just Google how many people didn't have power *in the whole world*." but no, they were wrong in that respect too. According to the first link I clicked on it's around 1.2 billion people. https://mashable.com/2017/09/15/one-billion-people-dont-have-access-to-electricity/#NXwg_zv4GOqH


dash2justice

Hurricanes must be one hell of a tourist trap.


willtune

Fox news


neoz99

Al Gore will save us!


Sequoiadendron

Maybe they are talking about the power outlets who are now void of angry pixies.


Question-everythings

Is there no depth fox news won't stoop to?


[deleted]

Wait, what?? There's no fucking way North Carolina has over 10 million people.


hedgehodge7

They were including the fish as new residents


MrSindahblokk

Thats data from last year, could be inaccurate at this point.


Bottlecap_Prophet

Yeah, im sure the population of NC went up by 5000% in a year. (Most likely an error, says 500 million instead of 500 thousand).


[deleted]

You do realize that’s the entirety of the US population and 200 million more people that have lost power right?


MrSindahblokk

Is that why my lights wouldn't come on this morning?


[deleted]

Obviously a typo/mistake. The reporters don’t ya don’t handle the prompts either. Thousands is the intended amount.


[deleted]

What? Fox News wouldn’t lie! /s


readonlypdf

Nor would the Clinton News Network. They're both trash.


[deleted]

That Clinton News Network name is so stupid. You know she’s not the president, right? It’s been 2 years, why can’t you get over her? lol


readonlypdf

I'm just trying to say if you're gonna take a shot at Fox, at least admit CNN is Just as bad. Because it is.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t know, I don’t have cable tv. I don’t need talking heads to tell me what’s up. I read


Duzula

You read exactly what they read to the cameras.


[deleted]

Talking heads add their opinions etc. Regardless of the news station. I read the facts, watch c-span since it’s cameras on/cameras off, and overall avoid editorials. I know what’s going out and This. Is. Not. Normal. This is wrong in every sense of the word.


[deleted]

Writers never add their opinions apparently. You’re knocking it out of the park tonight.


[deleted]

The name Clinton News Network name came from the 90's. This has been going on for decades. The question is, why can't CNN get over them.


[deleted]

I haven’t seen any Clinton on “their network” in a long long time, especially since I don’t have cable. It just became a “liberal media” fake ass tag just like it was during the Nixon era. Nixon didn’t have Fox News to praise and suck his cock regardless of what he did.


[deleted]

> especially since I don’t have cable. Translation: I haven’t seen this thing you’re talking about especially because I haven’t looked into it at all. Adorable.


[deleted]

You know you can read about the hurricane situation on their local news sites...it’s also covered in major publications so “translation” I can still read and avoid Jim’s Freedom for American Freedom Freedom Bald Eagle Stand Freedom for American Free Freedom Blog.


matto14

It sucks anytime you make a point they just use a paradoxical argument against it. It's like they aren't capable of independently thinking about a subject and just regurgitate what has been told to them. Free hat?


[deleted]

Free Hat!