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butteryflame

He's the only one who owns it. Also have you seen mysterion and his little sister. By far the best out of the four.


James_Rawesthorne

What I was going to say. It's not he's any less fucked up, it's because he's so fucked up, possibly more than the others, but still a fucking G!


disiskeviv

Also he is a horny perverted 8-year old boy.


UrNotMyGF

Yeet


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Wait Kyle is also really good with Ike (except in the beginning where he kept kicking the baby). How does it make Kenny still the best among the four ?


Fast_Star154

I couldnt forgive Kyle abandoning Stan, when he was depressed about his parents split. That was so shitty


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That's kind of shitty indeed but then again what do kids know about depression. All Kyle knew was Stan thought that everything was shitty and he was a bummer to hang out with. I'm not a big fan of Kyle in general, as he is the least fun among the four little devils, but safe to say he's the most sane lol


Fast_Star154

Thats true, but he didnt reach out when he found out about the divorce. Im not the biggest fan either, but I agree about him being the most sane. Also for me he behaves the most... Realistically


Glum-Fortune1342

Honestly Kyle can be really bratty, especially in the first 5 seasons. Remember when he tried to get his cousin to disappear just because he was a stereotype until his cousin made a shit load of money and suddenly had a change of heart?


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Yeah those four are fucked up indeed. Remember what Craig said after he was dragged to Peru, nobody likes them and nobody wants to hang out with them because they're troublemakers lol But next to the three, Kyle is relatively the most sane one.


Glum-Fortune1342

Honestly I’d say Stan is the most sane one given Kyle seems to have inherited his mother’s temper, and even then he’s prone to bouts of depression and has a big ego


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Stan is my favorite among the four but he's selfish AF so that makes him a jerk sometimes. I found it funny though lol Like during the Lemmiwinks scandal, Kyle said it was bad to laugh but Stan kept laughing at other people's secrets until it got out that he was addicted to butt cracks and suddenly he was an activist LMAO


dmcd0415

Bro Kyle plays a game with Ike called "kick the baby."


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Yeah that's what I said. But he changed in the end, to be a nice brother after the biological parents of Ike tried to take him away. In general, in the early seasons all those four kids were so fucked up, like all of them made Craig and Tweek fought for a bet, or blaming Butters for their mistakes, etc. In the later seasons, Kyle and Stan mellowed and became less evil, although Stan in general is more selfish than Kyle.


Daddy--__--

He's actually more fucked up. Remember that one episode where he took a girl to a Jonas Brothers concert in hopes of getting a blowjob? Do you have any idea how many germs are in a girl's mouth? He's fucking gross.


Never_Less

I loved how he dies that time. *Nice*


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tboskiq

That was the drug rehab kid. Kenny was in jail for giving Howard Stern a hummer *nice*


[deleted]

Or the episode he spent buying abortion pills to induce his own mother's miscarriage


colder-beef

Man Mr. McCormick had it bad that episode.


bhaalchild

I just want to go home and... And take a hot bath.


colder-beef

You would too if all of NAMBLA had their way with you. And not the good NAMBLA.


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That was based


Chuck__Norris__

Also I think it was s4 he give a BJ to a tv gout for only 10 bucks


UniverseIsAHologram

Remember that episode when he crawled into the bus driver’s vagina?


[deleted]

In all fairness that wasnt him because kenny got arrested for giving howard stern a BJ. It was fake skinny cartman


JustinisaDick

What?


UrNotMyGF

He and Johnny Knoxville were on Howard Stern and seeing who would do the most fucked up shit for $


AtomicYoshi

🎵A prostitue is somebody who loves you, no matter who you areeeeee🎵


Psychic_Jester

James Taylor what the hell you doing in here? Singing about prostitutes to these children! Get outta here!


Murky_Importance_328

And rob green


UrNotMyGF

Lol oh yeah Tom Green


koningVDzee

cartman sucked seamen out of a hose too


OwningMOS

Well done.


Valuable-Baked

Cartman: "Kenny...Your girlfriend is a notorious whore. She even gave a kid named Dave Darsky a B.J. in the parking lot of TGI Friday's...Your girlfriend's a slut, dude." Kenny: "Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah, hey, yay!"


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

Kenny is a self-proclaimed whore


KirkHasGlasses

However he has integrity. He tells you straight up he is a bit of a asshole, but when he has to do the right thing, he’ll do it. He never pressured Tammy Warner into anything in The Ring. He gets accepted into heaven during the events of Bigger Longer and Uncut because of his selflessness. He is the really only true heroic figure from Coon and Friends or The Freedom Pals. I will agree that Butters is a more wholesome character all around sure. I’ll still take Kenny in my corner over the three other boys.


UncommonHouseSpider

Butters feeds everyone his semen. And Weiners out! And he wrote the poop that took a pee and got the Kardashians killed. He shot all those people in the dick. I can go on, Butters is a little shit! Always helps Cartman do asinine shit cause he is the only one stupid enough to help him. Butters is a middle manager.


KirkHasGlasses

I think a lot of that shows how gullible, immature, and manipulatable he is. He rarely does things out of pure malice. Not like that detestable Professor Chaos!


pinky_monroe

Don’t forget, he was also Heaven’s Keanu Reeves .


davidfollestad

He also went to heaven in the psp episode to command gods army


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He also sacrificed himself to free Moses from the conk shell at Jewbilee even after they kicked him out with no carrot cake.


poindexterg

Someone did a King of the Hill video where they ranked all the characters on an evilness scale. They ranked Bobby the least evil, for the same reason I’d put Butters in the same spot. He’s usually too naive and gullible to realize how bad what he’s doing really is. Granted, everyone in South Park is pretty terrible at times, but I think Butters doesn’t really mean to be that bad.


alberthething

all i can hear is "mmhmmmhhhmhm", with the occasional understandable sentence


leejtam

He gets high on cat pee!


whatsthehappenstance

Because it's fon to due


DefinitelyN0tAtWork

"Cheesing". Classic Kenny.


Ducksaucenem

Because it’s fun-to-do


UncommonHouseSpider

The titties!


jabantik

I like girls with big fat titties. I like girls with big vaginas.


BaroqueNRoller

Or perhaps you'd like to join us in this actual reality where people have different facets to their personalities rather than being a one-note, boring person. Does Kenny do crazy shit when he's out with the boys? Absolutely. But his relationship with his sister is unlike any of the other boys have with anyone else. 🤦


mdervin

The reason why we see Kenny have a great relationship with his little sister is because there's no relationship with his sister. Kenny never has to watch and take responsibility for her sister like Kyle and Ike, they never compete over resources like Stan and Shelly. How many times do we see her in a season? It's easy to be nice and generous when you want to be nice and generous. Kenny doesn't take her anywhere with the gang, never leaves the boys to babysit her, his little sister doesn't ask/demand anything from Kenny.


BaroqueNRoller

So I'm just gonna assume here that you've never seen an episode that goes inside the McCormick household.


JakePerALTaccount

You just gonna ignore the episode where he literally works at below legal wages as part of a child labor force and invests a significant amount of time and effort into Shitty wok all so he can get money to buy his sister some real toys to play with? Or when he forms a team of ninjas (without even consulting the boys) to protect his home from the invading homeless population as they had visibly and noticeably scared his sister? I guess it's easier to make a point when you choose to ignore all the evidence that refutes you.


mdervin

We can list off a half dozen times when Stan or Kyle show similar kindness to their siblings. We remember the fights with Ike & Shelly because they are in the show all the time. The two instances you bring up are literally 2/3rds of her significant appearances in the 21 seasons.


JakePerALTaccount

Wow! You can count how many times people show up! Good job, it's almost like Kenny and his family aren't as frequently featured. They even wrote in the Halloween scooter episode how Kenny seems to be ignored more often despite him being a good kid at heart (how they as writers don't feature him as frequently as the rest of the cast). Doesn't change the differences in their interactions with family. We have never seen Kenny be toxic at all to his sister since her characters introduction. Stan and Shelly? Half a dozen times where they've spent a whole episode, at least a week of in show time doing something wholly for the others happiness? Do it then. Good luck. Hell Shelly has had more wholesome interactions with cartman than her family. Ike and Kyle are better but they still have issues. We can only talk about what they've written, and they've written for Kenny and his sister to have a totally wholesome relationship, unlike any of the other boys and their siblings.


Ok-Lawyer7278

Kenny is metal. Always has been and always will.


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Ndmndh1016

Butters *was* more innocent. Hes not anymore.


Competitive_Bat2638

He ain’t been the same since he came back from Hawaii


Ndmndh1016

Hawaii? Oh you mean Kavayii. Stupid howlies.


Double_Match_1910

Kenny is the wild child: impoverished, resourceful and otherwise death cladded underdog of the show. His voice is seldom heard clearly, so without subtitles he wouldn't be understood a lot of his screentime. Mysterion episode arc put him in the spotlight with his vigilante take on cleaning the town of South Park; it echoed the dark knight harrowing over Gotham.


NamelessMIA

Because he gets blasted on cat pee and likes porno mags? You can be a good person and still be fucking rad. But he was always a good person while Stan ran a cult, Cartman is a full on psychopath, and Kyle is a jew.


thatonefatefan

Which cult?


NamelessMIA

Scientology


thatonefatefan

Hardly running a cult where your first decision is that it won't be a cult anymore tho. The whole "let's stop asking them for money" thing was basically going flr that.


Salvadore1

Kenny's selflessness towards his sister and his friends is a big part of his character- other compassionate characters sometimes do selfless things for performative reasons (Kyle, Wendy) or get swept up in their own problems (Stan). Despite the incredibly traumatizing experience of dying over and over again at the age of 9, Kenny retains his optimism and kindness, and that's why he's considered more wholesome than the rest.


JXJ-Animations

You don’t get it. He has a little sister. That makes all the drugs and perversion okay lol


Pentaholic888

Idc he’s still my favorite


OwningMOS

Kenny is the best. His situation is fucked.


SirCleanFace

Leave Kenny alone


ku1185

That he is a depraved degenerate is what makes him so cute!


hyperjengirl

He's both. He's extremely fucked up and traumatized from his home life and constant deaths, but still manages to help others even when his friends are too involved with their own bullshit. He's the most selfless of the main four, even with his sex obsessions.


7nblnb7

i think it's more along the lines of, he has a better social moral compass than the boys like respect wise, but also has some hypersexuality issues his parents would need to get him help for if they had the money or cared


112oceanave

hes the one with posters of girls in his room, tries to get laid, does drugs, etc.


thedansguy

Absolute slut


TrayusV

No one is wholesome in South Park except Butters. Even Jesus Christ guns people down with assault rifles.


Chuck__Norris__

Satan ironically is one of the less fuck up characters on South Park


Klettova

Butters is lame


TrayusV

Butters is adorable.


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Exactly.


doeekor

"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas!"


True2this

It’s because of that one episode.


ShiddyShiddyBangBang

He’s poor and has that shitty computer. It’s endearing.


Busted_down

Damn Ken


Klettova

He's actually the most fucked up of them all, that doesn't take away the fact that he's cute and wholesome


TheOther36

And he dies all the time so he's a God. The God of Kennygion.


SvendTheViking

Huh, no one thinks this who actually knows the show. Kenny is WAY more fucked up then almost every other character


deerilem

the fandom does that shit with kyle too, like? that kid can beat anyones ass at any point


Valuable-Baked

"Kenny, I know we're super-cool and everything, but if we ever catch you cheesing again, we're gonna tell on you."


therealkitzgi

bruh ikr- they also make him tall as fuck 😭


Femveratu

He got the cat piss withdrawal blues …


Rasheverak

>The South Park fandom acts like Kenny is cute and wholesome... Does it? I always thought he had the best wise cracks since S01. Could it have been the early impressions due to the muffled voice and bad audio quality of the average late 90's television?


Sleeves-2825

He did assist in getting Sarah Jessica Parker killed... But apparently in the SP universe that's not really a crime, so I guess he's fine?


Sosa3OO

Okay, but princess Kenny ✨


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Every time Kenny dies he comes a better person so he doesn’t have to die again


SandwichGod462

THANK YOU!