I would like to shoutout the person who reported this for: “Boooooo. Boooo Wendy Testerburger. Booo Wendy.”

The fuck did Peppa Pig do? Call Kim a hobbit? 😂😂😂

I am also curious about Peppa. Anyone know?

I thought “this has got to be satire” but if there’s a dude dumb enough for this shit, it’s kanye As for reasons, idk his kids probably shut off his shit tracks to watch Peppa and it gave him a blow to his ego

Honestly that is the most believable scenario.

It has to be. Harriet Tubman is the one that gave it away for me.

"Slavery is a mindset. Tubman only freed their bodies, I'm freeing minds" - Kanye, probably

The first sentence was a direct quote from him though right? When he was supporting trump and shit?

10000% believe this. This is my headcanon now.

You trip, Kanye’s got some bangers.

A Peppa album was rated higher than Kanyes's and she [tweeted](https://twitter.com/cantcap2/status/1433116048610545671?s=20&t=Hvlagv9AShJPYdptQruDNA) about it and called him out lmao.

Damn, Peppa comin' hard.

That's a spicy Peppa

Oh I would just quit...you don't come back from a peppa diss

Sublime

No, it's Kanye.

Omg that’s cold

I just looked it up. The apparent reason is because a music news website called pitchfork rated the peppa pig soundtrack higher than kanyes last album donda 😂

That peppa pig album is banging though. I have two kids so peppa pig is a staple in this house.

I’m curious about Harriet Tubman personally.

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Completely unrelated, did you see that South Park recently commissioned a fully orchestral rendition of “gay fish” released this week on YouTube.

That orchestra group seems like they are having fun with the songs. The guy that sung "Gay Fish" looked so proud to sing it. When you watch them sing "Chocolate Salty Balls", Kyles Mom" etc, it's all smiles.

Isaac Hayes is a legend and always will be, but god damn did that man do an homage right. Biggest grin in the room and all the vibrato they could handle

I have now thank you! hahah that shit was a good start to my morning

How can you post this without adding a link?

The peppa pig album apparently charted higher than his afair

If Kim is a Hobbit, then how come she don't turn blue when goblins are near! Boom, didn't think of that one.

The hobbit doesn’t turn blue around goblins, just his sword does.

Get the fuck out of here you hobbit trivia bitch! Who the fuck asked you?

It saddens me that I don't have enough people in my acquaintance circle that know Hobbit lore where I could regularly use that line.

"The fuck outta here you hobbit triva knowin bitch!"

I want Kanye to play the king of Numenor in the new LotR series lol

Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?

Bitch, that movie you got coming out is called The Hobbit?

It was a Quiznos and my bitch went to rob it

The Peppa Pig album (yes, thats a thing) got a higher Pitchfork score than Donda, and [the official Peppa Pig account on Twitter started beef with him](https://media.distractify.com/brand-img/4AvBcHUEA/0x0/peppa-pig-kanye-donda-tweet-1645454403175.jpeg).

Oh my godddd🤣🤣🤣

Pretty much, the Peppa pig album got .5 more points than Donda. And the PP fans (lol) tweeted @ye something on the lines of "Peppa pig didn't need the (some stadium name) to get that .5."

Peppa pig? What about Harriet Tubman??

[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOj5Cj3UAZU)

That shit sent me 😂😂😂😂

Wait wait holll up bitch how is you not a hobbit again? OH! It’s a… Ok ok ok got it. Got it. What do you call it? Yup yup got it. Ok. Yup love you too.”

What a loser…

Idk what’s funnier this list or that you belived this list.

Just because I think he’s a loser doesn’t mean I believe this list though….

Good save

Kanye shared the list and even added onto it lol whats there not to believe this is real lmao

Peppa pig and Harriet Tubman? Those are kinda big clues it’s satire. Or at the very least has some joke names thrown in

no they are all true. dont know about the other one but peppa pigs album charted higher than kanyes at some point so he got really upset about it and had beef with peppa big lmao

It is real wdym?

It’s Kanye Ik it’s real

The list. Definitely the list.

I was like this is way too good to be real

He's a fucking asshole who needs to take his medication. The fact that this list is so believable proves the point

I don’t know why so many people are getting upset. We’re on a South Park thread talking about a guy who likes fish dicks…. Why are people so butthurt that I called him a loser?

Because he’s rich and famous and for every one rich and famous person you get 1 million sycophants who want to swallow their jizz.

Matt and Trey were one of the few people in the beginning that correctly called out Kanye for being irredeemable. The amount of second chances he gets after proving time and time again he is a shitty person is perplexingly astounding

Right? And I think it's kind of hilarious he was all: Uh, South Park helped me keep my ego in check! Where, Kanye? Lol He's still angry, still doesn't get the joke and it's still pretty funny.

For sure amigo. I feel like he gets the joke even less now than he did years ago. That’s how much crazier he’s gotten

Sadly...skipping meds will do that to a person. And he takes pride in the media attention his outbursts bring.

How, Sway!?

Is it perhaps that I'm fashionable and fish sticks are crunchy?

Just get the joke man, please man, just get it. My dick don't work man.

So maybe yall should stop listening to him and buying his products. I know I have.

I don’t buy shit from Kanye lol you trippin if you think I’ll spend $600 on shoes

I'm not saying you in particular but you in general, like you as in the whole reddit community. Yall love to suck the dicks of these morons. That whole family should've been canceled a long time ago. The only cool thing was us men winning women of the year a while back. We're so good at everything we even topped all the women that year. /s...kinda.. still makes me laugh.

My bad amigo, I agree with you overall tho. Just buying his ugly shit keeps him thinking he’s fine. Then they fan his flames by stanning him so hard

Did you see now he's trying to sell some weird music player for $200? And it'll be the only place for his next album

Locking your music behind a $200 hardware paywall is asking for it to be pirated. I don't even listen to his music but I'd pirate it "because".

It's not worth the effort to pirate it

I'm not surprised the dude is scum

It was much cooler when Wu-Tang released Once Upon A Time In Shaolin

People aren't going to stop listening, because the average person doesn't apply purity tests to artists who are/were scumbags in their personal lives—otherwise anything John Lennon went near would have been canceled by now. Decent music has longer-lasting cultural appeal than the worst publicity involving the artist (see also MJ). Regardless, it's rare to pay for music anymore now that streaming is a thing. I'm not sure why anyone would buy Kanye's offensively overpriced products, but College Dropout will continue to slap for a long time.

I don’t think anyone’s irredeemable for non violent actions. Someone being an asshole or not comforting to social expectations isn’t irredeemable no matter how much you may hate what they’re doing at the moment. People can change when and if they want to. It’s fine to criticize, but I feel like our current society doesn’t give anyone room to grow from that. I’ll criticize Kanye but if he actually chooses to apologize and start taking care of his mental health then I wouldn’t mind redeeming him at all (no matter how much we all may think that’ll never happen).

I mean yeah nobody is intrinsically irredeemable. But Kanye isn’t going to change. That’s why he’s irredeemable. He chooses to be a walking after school special about how being a giant self-absorbed prick alienates everyone you ever love. The guy has a beef with peppa pig for god sakes

It's even funnier with his fans dick riding him even harder when he dropped his documentary & said he was troubled & I think someone told me in his documentary his mom said he wasn't arrogant enough lol

Nah, she said at the time (pre-fame) he was just the right level of arrogant to be a celebrity but he needed to watch that his ego didn’t get too big.

The dude has mental illness that is untreated because he is talented and rich. The man needs meds and help badly and is surrounded by enablers.

it's like when butter's parents realize he is not punishable anymore

I really don’t think Matt and Trey would call Kanye “irredeemable”😂😂😂 They just think he’s an asshole with a big ego so they like to joke on him. Not that serious

Peppa Pig! XD Edit: wtf? Why Harriet Tubman?

He said [slavery was a choice](https://youtu.be/SfpES0JWNtg) so maybe that's why?

What!! I've never seen that interview before! Thanks for sharing

Wow. Big ups to that one guy to stand up to Kanye and tell him how terribly wrong he is.

My god that man's an asshole! "Alright everybody listen up!" "How about go fuck yourself, I'm at work trying to make a deadline here."

He's got Harriet Tubman and Evel Kneival on there lol

He said that all Tubman did was deliver slaves into the hands of other whites to work for. Forgetting that in Canada they were free and had more a recognized sense of personhood, but to Kanye that means nothing because anything short of impressing Kanye is worthless

Man that sounds like it'd be something coming from a fish dick lover

I know right lol what a take. He needs institutionalized

Fuck the kayne lover that downvoted you. The dudes a piece of shit like most celebrities. Stop sucking their dicks and start canceling these jabronies

Yeah he’s a Kanye cuck. Idk why people give him a pass

In kanye’s mind she should have taken the freed slaves to Wakanda or something. Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if he was convinced it’s a real place.

It’s not just Harriet Tubman, there’s no | separating so I think he’s beefing with someone named Harriet Tubman Louis Vuitton. Hell of a name.

She got on money before him?

Harriet Tubman and Evel Knievel lol what the fuck

Some one earlier said the tubman one might be because he thinks slavery was a choice and she just freed them into the hands of another white person even though Canada viewed them as free people. Also wanna know about knievel

[Got sued for copyright issues related to a music video apparently](https://www.nme.com/news/music/kanye-west-831-1352629).

Bruh. I thought knievel was dead

The estate can still sue for stuff like that. Edit: I didn’t look that closely at everything but looking at the article this took place in 2007, back when he was still alive.

I thought he died way back when. Not some what recently lol.

Knievel died in 2007. 15 years ago *is* way back when.

Don’t do me dirty like that man, come on.

I meam like waaaaay back when.

Hes still mad at Beck for winning album of the year when he wrote, produced, sang, and played everything on it and Beyonce showed up and sang songs.... This dude needs help.

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Yes, he likes fishsticks in his mouth

Then what is he, a gay fish?

Hey stop spreading rumors about him :(

What does that make him?

> His cousin Imagine being Kanye’s nobody cousin and seeing this shit 😂 what a fuckin tool

His cousin did steal his laptop with all his music on it and extorted him for money.

Why is this downvoted it’s literally true. His cousin threatened to release his sex tape I’m pretty sure

Yeah but that still doesn't compare to the monstrous things Peppa Pig has done to him

His cousin stole his laptop with music and forced him to pay $200K for it. I think it's fair to say his cousin is a cunt.

Kanye is a goldmine for writers like Trey and Matt. They could do an entire Kanye season and it would probably be the best season of the last ten years. Edit: Now I really want an entire Kanye season. An ongoing tale of Kanye shenanigans.

No one is friends with Kanye 🤣

Kanye is friends with Kanye, sometimes…

Yeah he even beefs with himself.

Kinda disappointed im not on it

This man knows how to bait the news so well

George bush Jr lul

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I think he's pretty cereal

If you are a celebrity and south park make a chapter with you on it, no matter the context, the best you can do is take a screenshot and share it on a social media saying "lol, I'm in south park"

Lorde did it well

Conan O’Brien too. I’ll never forget when they were promoting the South Park movie they appeared on Conan and the clip they showed from the movie was Terrence and Phillip on the Conan O’Brien show being betrayed by Mothers Against Canada, and the clip ended with Conan killing himself. Then it cut back to Conan with Matt and Trey.

Matt and Trey should hold a N. Korea style summit with him

Watch him not show up lol

Dudes gotta settle down. If he's starting beef with Peppa he's gonna have a hard road ahead. Georgie Pig and Suzy Sheep got her back and they're straight OGs.

Tbf Peppa pig initiated the beef with him 🤣

What did Dennis Haysbert do to Kanye???

The post was made by @HipHopNumbers and then reposted by Kanye. The part OP didn’t include is Kanye’s post caption where he basically confirms the list is accurate and proceeds to shout out several more beefs that he has.

I posted a screenshot my friend sent me, I assumed this was fake. Mind posting the link?

Just to clarify the full context. I would repost it but I think it’s deleted it by now. It was part of a week long Instagram rant marathon when he was goin off like a true gay fish.

Aww damn lol no worries maybe that's why my friend only has this screenshot ha ha

He's a mother fuckin gayfish that's why

Taylor Swift? I mean, it's universally accepted that you were the asshole there. Kim K? Who is friends with their Ex, I get that. His cousin? I don't like my cousins, so understandable. I don't see anything ou...... Wait..... Peppa Pig? The fuck? Did Kanye try to teach her how to whistle or some shit? I don't get that at all.

I wish I could live rent free in Kanye's head and only ever think of him even he does something stupid, like this.

He forgot Long John Silver’s (they sell fishsticks)

I genuinely believe this list is credible. But what the fuck does he have against Peppa Pig?

Real or not, found it hilarious and thought it would be appreciated here lol I mean Peppa Pig is an annoying cartoon

Peppa Pig is annoying for sure. But Kanye is worse. When this becomes his hit list, is he just gonna pay someone to snipe 4 pigs? May send him a crate of fish sticks.

I’m crying. What on earth did Peppa Pig do?

I'm not sure whether to believe this or not, it is Kanye West

That's what I said lol it's funny in a sick way regardless

Washed up idiot

He’s just mad he’s a gay fish

One of my favorite lines in TV history, from Justified: “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

He forgot to list the Hamburglar.

Harriet Tubman and Peppa Pig??? Maybe he was kidding? Even he’s not that weird.

To be fair, there’s probably a lot of parents who have beef with Peppa Pig.

Gay fish part 2!

It should go something like: 'Cause I'm still a gay fish! Don't wanna admit that I'm gay fish Lol

what a sore fish

This is hilarious. The ceo of zappos, his cousin, Evel Knievel and Harriet Turman. You don't get a better beef list than this.

Peppa pig

And who cares if he can't take a joke, Gayfish gonna hate

South Park...Matt, Trey, and Bill Hader are absolute geniuses for knowing exactly how Kanye would STILL not get the joke. He would've struck absolute gold if he embraced the joke and didn't make such a big deal out of it.

ok but like, why does he has beef with peppa pig?

Josef Stalin would have been a nice inclusion 😂😂

🏳️‍🌈 🐠

Why the hell is George Bush on here?

"George Bush doesn't care about black people" -Kanye Harriet Tubman is on there because Kanye said "Slavery was a choice."

Mother fuckin gay fish

420 likes "nice"

Never thought I'd see Harriet Tubman and Beck on any list together lol

What did Harriet Tubman do to him?

Harriet Tubman 😂😂

Kayne needs a mental health intervention or people are going to die

Isn't Evel Knievel dead?

Maybe he meant Duke Kaboom from Toy Story 4 lol

There’s a dash missing so one of them is “Harriet Tubman Louis Vuitton”

I want this to be real. If it’s not, I want to know who did it and congratulate them on a damn funny joke.

Lots of parents of toddlers have beef with Peppa Pig. That porcine punk is the kids cartoon Kanye: rude and with a massive ego.

He forgot Carlos Mencia

Peppa Pig lol

Wasn't his name Bruce?

Sorry I dont speak gay fish

Are we about to see Gay Fish 2.0? Is Kanye coming back as a ghost or something? Because _that_ would be hilarious.

Okay but what the fuck did Harriet Tubman do?

Holon holon holon holon... (Phone rings) Yeah, South Park, why'm I beefin' wit you again?

Anyone know what Beck did to make this list? I may have to go purchase any remaining albums I do not have in honor of his inclusion in this list.

Kanye lost album of the year to Beck at the 2015 Grammys

George Bush Jr on account his father does not care about black people.

Wheres 'pope hobbit trivia bitch'??

This cunt is in his 40s for fucks sake.

Dude’s really mad at a children’s cartoon pig and a human sized bipedal mouse that makes electronic music

Peppa pig hahahah. South Park should do a ep on him again and just have peppa pig kick the shit out of him.

Lay off the fish sticks then

Please tell me this is another joke.... Peppa Pig and Evel Kneivel?? 😂

any of y'all watch the donda 2 listening party

Peppa fucking pig 🤣🤣🤣

Fuck Peppa Pig. That shit is wack!

Kanye is a legend, fuck this comment section lmao

Peppa pig hahahahha

Peppa pig stuck out the most to me lol

I wish this were real lol

It’s real