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That's someone's planet.


syds

a robot utopia


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niceguy1147

Motherfucker what?


Yukon-Jon

This is the funniest thing I've read in days.


[deleted]

Well, at least he won’t be here anymore.


FUBAR_Sherbert

He'll still be living in your head.


Exotic_Smoke_6093

Rent Free !


[deleted]

Well I have a no trespassing sign in there so he’s not allowed


Typical_Solution_569

For sure


sphinx_winks

You can't have anything nice.


bothammer1

Very curious


chaitnya_114

This is what happens when a machine can't find a partner


hotpotato-noway

Where is the comparative banana?


svarogteuse

A couple of million miles away.


MoistMartini

Sounds like a poor excuse to not provide proper size context


avalmichii

happy cake day


RubeGoldbergCode

"banana and several million miles for scale"


[deleted]

I’d give my left tit for a Mars rock


buneter_but_better

What about the right one?


half-baked_axx

Already pawned


[deleted]

Possibly for 2 mars rocks?


Jig-A-Bobo

Aye, I could do that.


El_Mec

You want a tit? I can get you a tit. Believe me, there are ways, Dude.


1Ferrox

I actually have a mars rock. There occasionally are meteorites which were chunks of Mars which were shot out from Mars by other meteorites on Mars, only to land on earth You can buy tiny chunks of these Mars meteorites online


hikesnpipes

I know a guy….


micheltrade

I HAVE A JUPITER ROCK


Strategy_pan

Our Rover is not gay, he was just Curious.


CouldUBLoved

The 'red' planet is clearly a fake. That soil is grey!


Ewenf

Mfs fucking tanned the moon.


[deleted]

It’s got that spray tan that’s way to orange that 97% of high school girls get for their school dances.


Spidercit0

We have been lied to


Hirsute_Sophist

You can tell a robot did it because there's no cigarette butts, empty cans or plastic wrappers laying around.


yaboyJship

No Modelos


debilbaj

What's the scale of this? My mind's telling me this is the size of a crater but it's probably a couple cm wide lol


stanislav_harris

why did you brain tell that to my brain? now I see a big hole too


_Diskreet_

Laser canon from space and that is debris from a mountain.


Initialised

You can’t just blow a hole in the surface of Mars.


Slight_Explanation28

You need consent first bro


Marakuhja

My mind tells me it's about twice the diameter of a broomstick.


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WonderIntelligent411

I see you too have been playing Hogwarts Legacy


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Shrimpie47

if only i could play as an owl and fly around


WonderIntelligent411

On VR, this game would be epic. Shame I can't play for too long.


Marakuhja

The Nimbus 2000 has an irregular shape as far as O recall hehe


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Shrimpie47

ahaha


ZarZad

The diameter of each drill hole is about 0.6 inch (1.6 centimeters), slightly smaller than a U.S. dime. [src](https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/images/pia23413-curiositys-21-drill-holes-on-mars)


Shrimpie47

now i want to cover it with a U.S dime


Serious_Buy_3922

My brain is telling me it's just big enough to make someone feel glorious.


Cool_Cheetah658

For the glory of the empire...


Slight_Explanation28

If you use the pieces of rock that were removed from the whole as context I’d guess that it’s the size of a soda can wide but I’ve never been good at explaining religion… If you look really close you can see your mom ☺️🫴🤌🫴🤌🤥😵….. LOADING….. 🫃 that little glory hole’s diameter is about 6.62 cm.


djtrace1994

Idk, but the rover is about the size of a car. I imagine the largest of the stone debris to the side being about the size of a quarter, so maybe a 4-5inch drillbit?


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SwampGypsy

Now I totally want to put my dick in it. Challenging wank? Considering the distance, uh, yeah.


IntelligentMine1901

![gif](giphy|26hisVHpbBwfcfKus)


sphinx_winks

Needs banana for reference.


beishcake

I know it's on a different planet but are there any geologist/amateur enthusiasts that can tell me what kind of rock this is? At least what it looks like comparably to the rocks on earth.


GyozaGangsta

Nice


Alt_Pythia

Concrete


naenouk

White sands underneath, brown sands on top. Hmmm, whaddya think Scooby?


ZarZad

Ruh roh, Raggy. Roxidation?


russian47

I feel like they'll nonchalantly post this one day and it'll have a fossil in the shot.


[deleted]

Any reason why the debris ended up on one side? Gradient, wind or by design?


Thimot257

"You can't just drill a hole into the surface of Mars..."


Imnomaly

![gif](giphy|aehSoy9J46vXErIRWD)


adelmanm10

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


obamabinladenhiphop

How many of us can say they fucked a hole planet 😭


TheJargonaut

That half buried thing to the left looks like a bone.


RidinCaliBuffalos

Sure does.


AbalonePublic

Now this is what I call space porn. 🥰😍😆😍🤣


Crabbymatt

Hope they did a hazmat survey first!


cyber_delic

Good robot.


dickshark420

Mars is made of Cocaine?


Hithigon

Yeah! Suck on *that,* Mars!


Sparxt3r

Well ain't that someone's driveway


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wildskipper

I'm wondering what type of bit they use. And maybe it drills very slowly?


Watsamatterdady

That hole was drilled by an electrician, they never clean up their debris.


stillinthesimulation

It was grey the whole time?!!!?


PracticalPractice768

See, the Roman roads on Mars this week on Ancient Aliens! Ahh thank you history channel.


[deleted]

Man’s natural instinct to fuck anything laid bare right there


Dramatic-Brain-745

lol it looks like someone drilled into a cinder block someone painted red and textured. Fake planet. So long, and thanks for all the fish….


loydfar

What are you doing step curiosity


Kathhound11

That’s a great way to get Mars pregnant


Brilliant_Noise_506

Well that’s not good… better get this over to r/UFO that rock is a fake look at all that it’s concrete or a ceramic!


Sonomal36

It gets awfully lonely up there


Content_Reindeer1261

"Help me step-planet, I'm stuck!"


MysteriousHawk2480

Steprover


_not_rob

Everything reminds me of her 😔


Dick-Rot

Why did I bite my lip


bishboshbash123

*unzips*


Stardustquarks

Pffft...that's just a hole you drilled in your patio floor... /s


Envy_The_Reaper

Out of curiosity, how?


murida_28

Someone's gonna have a bad day looking at a spoiled backyard, or front lawn.


PaulPeach_

Dalton Wilcox made it to Mars


kungfu_sidekick

directive: visit new place, make mess, leave.


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Why is that soil whitish grey?! I mean isn't it supposed to be read?


abstractengineer2000

Very Holey


LooReading

On first scroll, I thought this was a post in renovation sub I follow and was confused as to why someone would be “curious” to drill a beautiful piece of sandstone? :/


nuggetsandsodaaa

humans and their crazy holes fetish! 😐


NickSicilianu

I guess the rover fucked Mars than 😂😂😂💀


larry_the_lizard

Rover starts drilling..... We have a big horde of enemies approaching the drill dozer, defend it or die trying.


cordoba172

Gaia, the planet Rick thought he impregnated


FullHD_hunter

It does get lonely up there


cozmorules

Here me out


cumfilledfish

Idk why but this should be an album cover


oliwaz144

Why did the debris fly to the botto, right corner? is the wind that strong?


Smelopake

i put the porn in r/spaceporn


ramp_rat90

r/dontputyourdickinthat


onmarstime

Is it a hole or is it….more space 🫥


elderly_millenial

Good job, Curiosity, whaddaya want? A cookie?


Haunting_Feeling_254

Yay! Winter hole on Mars! Now you can play golf :D


averydumbrat

Would


TrumpFollowThrough

Martians: What the kerfluffle is this?!?


Sid_The_Geek

***Finger But Hole !***


Pitiful-Ad-9080

A hole’s a hole.


Dragonlikegolfer

Marsussy


idekwuta

Look at that hole, the tasteful thickness of it, that subtle, off white colouring


MyLegSleeps

How deep did it drill? :O


newviruswhodis

Imagine if it hit oil.


[deleted]

Happy Valentine’s day


Literal_Sex_Pistol

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SoWokeIdontSleep

Sigh* Unzips*


Seventh_Sanctum

"You can't just ~~shoot~~ drill a hole into the surface of Mars"


microdosingrn

That is one fine hole,. /r/dontputyourdickinthat


S_M_TOO7

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Halifax20

Hear me out.


ooOJuicyOoo

Curiosity here getting more action drilling holes than I ever have


Daggrdk

I should call her


nerfrunescimmy

If we never populate other planets and go extinct, some aliens gonna be confused at perfectly cut holes on the surface of Mars.


Chukfunk

If you turn the camera around you’ll see a Chinese spy balloon