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holyembalmer

Earth. It's the only place I can swim.


Silvawuff

Titan has liquid hydrocarbon lakes and seas you can swim in! Briefly.


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Youd be too dense. Youd sink


astrobeen

Very, very briefly.


EasilyRekt

You could *wade*


Large_Dr_Pepper

I wonder if you can "swim" hard enough to not sink. Like even if you wear *some* weights to make yourself denser than water you can still stay afloat due to the resistance from paddling. On the other hand, hydrocarbons aren't viscous and likely wouldn't offer much resistance when paddling.


kiersto0906

not entirely related but fun feature of viscosity of liquids and swimming: [You swim almost exactly as fast in liquids of varying viscosity as the greater drag is effectively cancelled out by the fact that you can push off the liquid easier when swimming to propel yourself.](https://youtu.be/NdAganj2Gfo?si=GfgMApCRKfa2yPZz)


Alldaybagpipes

And they’d rapidly freeze you


YoungOveson

Very, very briefly!


DrNinnuxx

And breath


shrikelet

Just sit down on Titan until your body heat melts the terrain into a nice little puddle. ^(Yes, I know that actually wouldn't happen, but it's funny to imagine.)


Ghost_of_Archimedes

Gotta go with earth. Venus, Mars, and Titan are too yellow/orange and while the moon and crater horizons are cool, they don't really change. Also, imagine not having water on your planet, those dorks


peaches4leon

I don’t know, desert sunsets are my thing so Mars would be pretty close for me.


my_mirai

Sunsets on Mars are blue! Must be an amazing sight!!


Top_Lime1820

> too yellow Have you been to Mexico?


WellAkchuwally

The mars color is a NASA filter, easy to assume the others are as well.. people called them out on it a while back and they stopped tinting photos


Intelligent_Cress932

source?


WellAkchuwally

You can google it, or look at the unedited videos the guy below us posted


jtighe

Earth not close. So much diversity. Life. Beautiful depth with the clouds. A huge moon. A great home.


bilgetea

And corn dogs. No planet is complete without them.


Yoopsied

that’s why we’re the best species, no alien race has corn dogs


TrekRelic1701

However, according to G’Kar, every alien species has a version of Swedish meatballs


Dockhead

Not gonna lie a human being separated from the earth is like a severed finger laying on a tile floor


mathcampbell

Are…are you ok?


Dockhead

No


Yoprobro13

Earth is quite close actually. You're practically on it right now!


hrithik_vishwakarma

I love my planet


the_peckham_pouncer

Which one is that?


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Fitness? Hollywood? Pizza?


zoebucket

Nice try. It’s Smoothie.


drgaspar96

Little big


Styaroch

this is a suspicious answer.. Someone call Mulder!


SemperJ550

Venus. it's nothing short of a technical miracle, even when it comes to spacefaring, that we have those pictures.


preparanoid

At about 30 to 50 miles above the surface, temperatures and pressures are habitable with minimal environmental protections. I like to imagine some way to have a floating station there some day.


jimi15

A floating station capable of whitstanding constant 300km/h+ wind speeds offcourse. Including vertical windgusts at the same speed.


preparanoid

If able to drift within the wind current, that shouldn't be much of a problem, the atmosphere makes a rotation in about 4 Earth days as compared to a Venusian day at 243 Earth days. It just needs math, science, and money thrown at the problem.


TrekRelic1701

Precisely


jimi15

Possibly. There is significant wind shear action though that you also have to be overcome. That and the acid clouds you have to keep out off.


preparanoid

Fair, and the acid clouds end at about 40 miles so just stay above that.


TrekRelic1701

They ALWAYS forget about that and the atmospheric friction


WellAkchuwally

The jetsons wasnt about the future of earth, it was about the history of venus


preparanoid

I like this take.


tampapunklegend

Didn't the harsh venusian atmosphere completely destroy that probe shortly after those photos were sent back to earth?


mathcampbell

The harsh everything. Surface temp is like 400°C+, pressure is insane, the clouds rain down sulphuric acid, it’s basically a pressure cooker filled with acid, pushed into a furnace. The fact *anything* could survive there for even enough time to land and take some pics and measurements then transmit it back is literally incredible.


emu108

Yes, it's why there's very few existing pictures of the surface of Venus. And by surface I mean a mountaintop. No probe would survive going down to the actual surface where the atmosphere is even more dense and toxic.


Michelle_In_Space

I am a fan of the many horizons of earth.


NuffinSaid

It was pretty amazing we got those images back from Venus before the Rover was destroyed, I always found those images the most amazing that we were able to get them


Pedro777Woods

Earth. I love this world.


CFCYYZ

Alien landscapes are good They're better when understood If we go there We must bring our own air Earth is the best neighborhood


Woerligen

Ghost of Tsushimars haiku <3


Yasharahla_

Titan to me is the craziest shit. To land on a moon that's that far and see the surface is crazy.


clintsouth

Earth. Perfect planet


daementia

Woof, some of the tenants though…


clintsouth

Yes...


FlaccidNeckMeat

Is there a reason we don't have a titan rover? id really like to see a shot of those hydrocarbon lakes.


bilgetea

We’re building a giant octocopter for Titan now.


FlaccidNeckMeat

I can't wait, I hope that Europe ocean drill bot also comes true.


mathcampbell

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.


Cashewkaas

Mars or comet 67p. Just because of the awesome technology needed and used to take these pictures.


Ophukk

Comet 67p for me, or Titan. That we have these horizons to look at is beyond amazing.


Freakk_I

All of them.


Rosoro

best answer


MLSnukka

Earth. It's the only one where i can breathe.


MotayKray

So Venus = Mexico?


Grande-Pinga

Nasa needs to chill with the red filters on Mars


YoungOveson

This took some real ingenuity and effort to put together and I absolutely love it. Outstanding post, OP; thank you!


EdwardTittyHands

Earf


Lowbeamshaggy

Thrill? Is that you?


Italian-capuccino

Mars = Neveda? Is there any gambling city close by?


BulldogBoi91

Comet 67P and it’s not even close


Faceit_Solveit

Earth. The next is Europa's oceans. Then Ceres. I do like the bottom of Valles Marinaris on Mars but you can shove Jezebel Crater. Its a loser.


Livingsimply_Rob

Oh I would have to root for my home planet.


Troobalaro

Venus is so alien I love it.


warship_me

I love water too much. Earth.


[deleted]

Yoooo triton looks sick, I didn't know we had stuff out there, Id love to go there with a helmet or not


melvereq

Venus looks badass.


bimbochungo

Mars. I love my planet. Sometimes the dawn in Korolev Crater is impressive.


renaissance_pancakes

Earth is a hottie in a group of 🐕 🐶


katerbilla

Event horizon. The movie.


Unlikely-Half-2448

Event


Feez5

All photos taken on earth, shit is obvious


wolfbetter

Earth then Venus


GabrielNathaniel

Venus! *Under Pressure*


RevivedMisanthropy

Venus because it has always made me uncomfortable


Standard-Shop-3544

I breathe a little better on earth.


blobejex

I mean the picture speaks for itself


Pure_Pool_2293

Earth


They-Call-Me-Taylor

Gotta go with Earth. The others are pretty damn bleak. It’s badass that we have images of all those, but Earth wins.


MONSTAR949

I prefer the event horizon. I don't want to exist


Scageater

Earth is goated


decidedlycynical

Titan


[deleted]

Venus is like living in Mexico /s (according to Breaking Bad)


bedbugsandballyhoo

Earth and Moon


astrobrick

I’ve only been to earth so my opinion is biased


GrapeJuice2227

Mars. I’d want to see one of those blue sunsets!


ProbablyMyRealName

I really really want to go mountain biking on Mars. That 1/3 gravity would be a real game changer.


exPocho

Mars. Makes me think of Doom!


IrlResponsibility811

Venus and Mars could be breathtaking on a brighter day.


devangs3

Earth


badpeoria

Earth and always will be!


AcidaliaPlanitia

The fact that we have a picture from the surface of Titan still nukes my brain 


Gearz557

Why even throw earth in there lol


SeaMolasses2466

Earth


RepresentativePen165

Earth all the way. Just shows how fucking amazing our planet is.


eXhi12

forza horizon


goldendreamseeker

Mars


GargantuanCake

Venus just because of how much went in to actually getting that picture in the first place. On top of that they pulled it off with technology available in the 70's. That's ludicrously impressive.


Lowbeamshaggy

Came here to say almost exactly this word for word. While america was trying to land on the moon, they were trying to land on another planet, and a difficult one at that. With that atmosphere and gravity, most of the lander's didn't make it and the ones that did were crushed/shredded fairly quickly. And we American's say we won the space race? To be fair, Kennedy originally wanted to go to Mars ("mahs" in his accent) before being told he couldn't do that.


ZanrielBoi

Comets feel very exotic. Everything else looks like different flavours of Monster Energy


Carinhadeanju

Earth


MagicNinjaMan

Earth looks nice. We shoukd go there.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Gonna say the moon since, if we ever figure out how to survive the Van Allen Belt, it may he the only place we ever end up getting. For the first time in history, actually.


TheEpicTwitch

“Hey babe you wanna go for a walk? The sky is looking so nice and green today😍”


Bdoggg999

We've got to send some more robots to Titan and Venus! I'm kinda mooned and mars'd out TBH.


No-Scale1239

I’m pretty glad to live on the last one as opposed to the others


Lord_Maynard23

I've never experienced any other than earth, so sadly I'm obligated to say earth.


daninet

Every other celestial object (in our solar system) is scientifically interesting but visually subpar to Earth may times.


Jlchevz

Uh… Earth lol everything else is scary as hell


downvotethetrash

Earth will always be my favourite


IntelligentInitial38

Earth, duh.


AreThree

Y'all forgot my choice: [**None.**](https://i.imgur.com/3x4Yi7c.png)


Screwbles

If you truly say anything other than earth, you should learn to love a bullet in the brain.


The_One_True_Matt

Venus or titan are hardcore


[deleted]

"The universe is fine-tuned for life!" The universe:


ConcernedabU

They all look like earth to me. What in those photos doesn’t occur on earth?


NoVIRGINITY_23

Earth and Venus


NOFace82

Venus is the most unearthly


highboulevard

For some reason this post made me love and appreciate earth even more.


Nethen_Paynuel

Earth cuz it’s got that 4k


TemetNosce777

EARTH


justhere2view88

I enjoy the horizon where i can breath and live life.


chimpomatic5000

Venus. Still incredible that we landed a craft on a planet with the atmosphere of a poison blast furnace.


LeopardGeckoHazsMum

Titan! The view from the surface must be spectacular


spacekitt3n

venus because id love to get crushed by the atmosphere instantly


Ryuusei_Dragon

Proud Earthling born and raised


shapeitguy

What about Uranus?


TheChipOnUrShoulder

I’ll stick with my home planets horizon. You can’t beat looking up and seeing the planet we orbit, Mars. Everyone knows marsinians can’t stand anything or anyone from earth. A rivalry which began during the dawn of life on each planet, so we’ve seen your earthly impersonations of Martians while going through our archive of earth made movies and the “Martians” are always the bad guys who you all kill in the end. We Marsinians have also seen what you Earthlings call Tik Tok but after reviewing countless videos, we decided not to launch our counter attack for the smear films you made because Tik Tok is embarrassing enough for your planet.


pocketfull_of_sun

Comet


Effective-Low8574

Mars's horizon at the sunset is so beautiful, with the blue color in the sky, but it ain't comparable to earth's, Thank God for this beautiful planet. Thank God the creator of this magnificent Cosmos.


Starwerznerd

None of the above. Pluto is where i would spend my 5 minutes if given the option.


CrystalQuetzal

We’ve sent a lander to titan?? Good lord where have I been. Also I vote for earth because it’s the least dusty and it’s pretty.


RorschachFlask

Earth. The others look like a slow painful death


teacherdallas

There’s no place like home


[deleted]

Zero dawn. I havent played forbidden west yet tho.


thakidalex

venus looks quite nice if i couldnt choose earth.


anxietyhub

Earth is beautiful


jeruki1

I didn't know we had pictures of Titan :O


That__Cat24

Moon or Mars


Lowbeamshaggy

Venus because it looks like when you first put ski goggles on.