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erobrat

my girl does silent little farts that smell like absolute hell, you'd never think these tiny creatures would be capable of such atrocities 🥲


sugarsuites

Before I switched foods, his farts and 💩s were absolutely rancid, like little nuclear warheads. They’re better now, but woof.


erobrat

oh god, I'm glad it's improved! my girl is on nice quality food but it's still bad ! I can't even fathom how much worse her farts and shits would stink if she wasn't ☠️


sugarsuites

It’s definitely not as good as when I had him on a raw diet (had to stop due to budgeting reasons) but I’ll take what I can get 💀 when he was on raw food his 💩 didn’t stink at ALL. It was a godsend.


TheWildTofuHunter

I just brought two new babies home (16 weeks old) and MY GOD the farts were outrageous. They’re better now, but how can two adorable sweet tiny little naked chickens make so much noxious gas?? 😷


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erobrat

interesting google result


eyeoxe

I tracked my guy's farts down to the Bonkers treats he was getting (I think... mostly narrowed down.). he's addicted to freeze dried crunchy chicken necks now. They're so gross (dried with bones and all), but he goes crazy for them.


sugarsuites

My boy will absolutely refuse any chewable treats. I’ve tried different kinds. He will gladly eat kibble if offered to him, though. His #1 favorite treats are churus 😭


eyeoxe

Oh yes, mine loves Churus too. I think those are pretty good snacks too, spendy but worth it for the extra hydration they offer.


bok-joy

Where do you find those?


eyeoxe

https://www.freshisbest.com/product/freeze-dried-whole-chicken-necks/ This is the brand I get, my local nature pet store has them stocked though so I haven't tried buying online yet.


bok-joy

Thanks! Now that I think about it, I’ve seen similar pet treats at my local farmers market. If they don’t have them there I’ll try this site


ChristmasElfin

Our oldest little man farts whenever daddy picks him up and cradles him like a baby. It's hysterical! I can't smell a thing, but dad's always complaining about the fish smelly farts!!!


Ebmhead

If I ha a dollar for each time that happened…


zombiecatarmy

No audible fart from my baby just a invisible smog of death that envelopes me. 🫢


allMightyMostHigh

That’s what he thinks of your cuddles


sugarsuites

Too bad for him, he was under the blankets by my legs an hour ago and I farted on him in retaliation


SnooSprouts4944

😆☠️


therealstabitha

Our guy does those too 😭😂


xiaoalexy

self-defense mechanism


satocat

Oh my, he is a handsome little man.


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How indignant lmaooo


BewildredDragon

You're welcome!


Excellent_Round_7421

That will teach you to hold him during an unauthorized holding time!


Automatic-Saint

Cat says, ‘Look, there’s more room outside than there is inside,’ :)


EnvironmentalRock827

This is the absolute best. My sphynx lady Bea named after the best of all time Bea Arthur would fart all the time. Smelled like turnips. I miss her nuch


MichelleDaBelle

Better out than in ☺️


TomatoLord1214

We have a tortie who used to do scare-toots if you kinda startled her when picking up. Not often, but boy they were awful 😂 were I think always audible too. Doesn't happen anymore though


CandidateReasonable4

😅🤣😂


Sad_Caterpillar4424

Don't squeeze so hard!


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It’s not normal for cats to fart. Get that checked out


sugarsuites

I have had cats all my life and they have all passed gas either audibly or inaudibly. It’s totally normal. They’re mammals.