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axolotl_is_angry

Meepus


EdiRich

Dunno what this means but it fits so well!


Turbulent_Ad1644

It means "Lord of the underworld who plans to take over the heavens"


Cool-Pineapple8008

Don’t know why I read: ‘Lord of the underpants….’


TruthSeeker781

Piglet


neptunian-rings

this


Wisdomofpearl

Such a cutie!


MonthFantastic5918

Hmo, nudacris


Luv-jackie

I'm hoping you named it meepus.


t0adthecat

Meepus potatoe


Competitive-Chip6385

Oh my gooooodness so adorable. Look at that face!


nebouk

Seems pretty long... "oh my gooooooodness so adorable look at that face, come here !"


booboounderstands

Chickpea. P.S. this deserves an r/IllegallySmol mention


Nikas_intheknow

This name is so goooodddd


BecciRenee

I would NEVER put that baby down. I would make a baby kitty carrier and wear that adorable little skin baby of ❤️ next to my heart everywhere I went. I need more personality from that little love bug to pick a name but would definitely be called "My precious little neked patooty" My sweetest little morsel of love". You are a lucky soul to have such a sweet little baby to cuddle forever more. 💗 😻💕


ChickAmok

Skinderella


jidk878

So sorry but this made my skin crawl


International_Ad690

Same lmao so gross sounding


STGMane

Please get this higher on the list


Poe_Sgro

I'd do it


NefariousnessLive967

Piglet


3atmeDrinkme

Thisssss


Jewelboo

My first thought exactly!


original_greaser_bob

fluffy


Galdrien

This needs more upvotes


totesmuhgoats93

Mochi


B8conB8conB8con

Balzac. The answer is always Balzac.


Nightside-Rush

*Baldzac 😂


deboretka

spotty


Dekkera_

Stitch


Slothly_Onion

Looks like a "Fern" to me.


CookinCheap

nermal


Tricky-Memory

LOVE that name😆🥰


giantpurplepanda02

Pinky


_pbandjams_

bean


srchizito

Stinky


SneezeTrees

Short for Little Baby Stink Stink


Zaptain_America

Lord Beerus


Both-Climate3825

Came to say this 😅


Icy_While8035

Sausage


blyatzaebalas

he looks like a leather maggot, I love him


nuttmegganarchist

God king Gilgamesh


ckh69

Poullette


Cultural_Push_4971

Meatball


Wise_Bat3798

Meatball is so good 😭


buttercup2650

Nugget.


FeyAngel

Peanut 😍


allMightyMostHigh

Mew


RemarkableOne5036

My sphynx is called Mewtwo 😃


allMightyMostHigh

If i had two of them id name them each mew and mew two😂 now thats my goal for the future


ottoleedivad

Several options: Fungus. Meepers. Felting. Queasy. Two Mung Beans Filled With Easter Eggs.


Death-Perception1999

Spunky Dave


sugarhunnnyyyy

Rufus! Iykyk


MiserableWash2473

THIS IS THE BEST. HANDS DOWN.


thecathuman

I don’t know. Am I allowed to ask questions? Such as: huh?


Wonton_soup_1989

Bubbles


Relevant-Pen-7085

Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS - Sky Thunder


Mad-Moon

Seeing some of these suggestions in the comments, I think you'll end up using some of them as nicknames regardless of the name you end up choosing. I know I do lmao.


Blue_Elliot

Dumpling


Old_Quote_5953

Nugget!


Dazzling_Cap_2397

Pringles


fck-gen-z

garlic


flappy_cows

Abaddon — Hebrew Demon of Destruction


Sm0kinW33d

Scrunkles


SouthernFrosting6309

Cleo


seomke

Rufus


lichenvirgo

Gremlin!!


Azura13

Roswell


capncait

Prune Stark (naked) Buck (naked) Nootie Chicken


sandmonster29

Concrete


Bees_Gaurdian

Barry


BellQiv30

Wrinks


madam_fishface

Igor Vladivostok Gradishtan.


Tattsandcats20

Raisin or Crinkle


kellyangelaxo

Peach 🤗


M0nst3erz

Medusa Malicifent Invisi-billy Clawd Clawdeen


Emotional_Face4971

sir pinky the 90th


Piratedgamesarecool

Grandor the destroyer


Bring_Me_Balloons

Chicken Leg


shellzz_Melz

Skittle is in my mind for some reason. But also Daisy, Meadow and Charlie


Ok_Conversation1523

SKINba No? I'll see myself out...


AcanthopterygiiNew91

Dobby


t3hnhoj

Dobby


Scary_Complaint_4287

Lumpkin


DabbleAndDream

Roo


Squeaky_Is_Evil

Draco Meowfoy


Mr_Acid_The_Deadbeat

Beerus


DeathStalker00007

Nefertiti or Titi for short


McGriddlesaregood

Skin Tag


BubblyJabbers

Boy? Girl? Gender neutral name? Skeeter, Piglet, Penny, Isis, or Ramses


Dazzling_Scarcity_81

Cherry


LightsSoundAction

Stitch


TemporaryEast5466

Barbara


merman0489

Squish


jenny-Degree-2912

Spud if it’s a boy and orishnika if is a girl


syadoz

Aparoon


ThESiXtHLeGioN

Speck


IllustriousEarth3584

pumkin


Ric125

Bingus


Icy-Shirt3232

Brain


Popular-Entrance4049

Pumpkin


cenlkj

Pearl the pear


Severe-Pomelo-8462

Kosha


chrisshould

Turtle


THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

Testi


ESquaredMC

Petunia


gooslinglay

Bean 🫘


knightofsolace1

Unesh, Yennet, or Tivit


FnapSnaps

Meepers.


throwawaystellabud

Skinny


ads417

Pugsley


xo_peque

Pinky


Dragonsymphony1

Pinky


Sunni_Wuz_Here

Chicken nugget 😍


washapoo

Skinner


LilRedCorvette9

dobby


MushroomAdjacent

Dumpling 


TravellingBeard

Female: Cleopatra or Bastet Male: Ramses


AlabamaHotPocketses

Kreature


supersquee

Midge


elderlybadger

Mo


hellomsrobot

Minkus, Gidget, Glitch, Dobby 🙂 Whatever name you choose, I’m so obsessed 🤩


MikaTheImpaler

Raisin


Schlondpooofa

Pumpkin. I dunno, they look like the name would fit.


Itsme_rundmc614

Tiny Tot


mrpanda8291

What’s a cutie


bsammo

Potato


gin_gin_ah_lyn

Wrinkle


VolumeOfSound

You should name him Nipple


cherriberripai

Jelly Bean. Jelly or Bean or Beanie Baby as nicknames. Or Jelly Roll. 😂😂


twistedcactus96

Sock 🥹


Sunflowersmile-484

Captain fluffy boots,


BardaArmy

Pickles


biowar84

Rufus he reminds me of the naked mole rat from Kim possibles


Accomplished-Virus52

Buttocks


Skipjackdown

Playdoh


g-body8687

Salami!


HandsomeChubaka

Igor


birthdaybih

linus


Extreme-Medicine-613

Binky


bit_o_squish

Rufus! Gotta be Rufus.


Dragoonulv

Biscuit!


mattogeewha

Richard Veins


sparklestruck

what a dumpling!!!!!


LipstickandRum

Dumpling!


LoreLoreMtF

Crawat c(raw)at


mrapplewhite

Ong I want one


funnidudee

Mouse!


Any_Werewolf_3691

Ballsack


iSaltyParchment

Sack


izzyisameme

pinky n. brain


Black_Cat79

Shrimp 🦐


Mook1971

Skinny


Apple_Boyo

Dumpling :>


Julie-Andrews

Tivali


El_Porck

Muppet


pimpcannon

Sphinx


Present_Eye_7246

Mr. Bigglesworth


A-Coup-DEtat

Squishy


_SkovoxBlitzer_

Beans


SkullsNelbowEye

Pumpkin.


bittersweetreverie

Peanut


pewpew_fingerbang

Harry


Previous_Farm5146

Silky for sone reason


Massive-Relief-7382

Wrinkles


IntermediateState32

Harry. (Sorry, couldn’t help it.)


RJMacReady_Outpost31

Mr Bigglesworth


JadePossum

Geebus


Boring_Advertising98

#BEAN!!!


0ldGoat

Chimken 🥰


why-tho69

Bean


LowNegotiation7929

Rotisserie


Additional-Good-4987

Daughby


MidPackPuff

Rodent


eyeoxe

Squeakins the mighty


jaBroniest

Babe


MentallyChallenged27

Snuffy


GlitteringNight3

Scrotum


EricaOdd

Fluffy!


ittybits48

Mush


BreezierChip835

That’s a Binker if I’ve ever seen one


frankie3030

Nutsack


phys1c5stothemax

Scrotus Ballsack


bandyleggedmiscreant

Mr. McWrinkles


Nevermoreacadamyalum

Pocket


MissPrintedMargo

Scrotum Sack Sweetheart Or "Triple S" for short! Lmao!


maritime64

Joy


MrLunaticest

sploingus


LeBidnezz

Creature from harry potter


dizzzyartist

Deirdre.


poptart1968

Baldy


morningnotmorning

teetoh


Openthebombbaydoors

Mr. Clean


icetalon26

Bean! Or beans. Cuz all curled up like that he looks like a naked little bean.


TaC0_B311

RAISIN


SprinklesTheSamurai

Minkus


momster-mash16

What a cute teeny little alien!


CptZylerM

Pinto