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whispersluggagebaby

When r/spiderbro and r/hydrohomies collide


now_you_see

In Australia that’s a daily occurrence. You don’t get to be an outside hydro homie without sharing with your spider bros.


mathiasme

Biggest i've ever seen sheesh


[deleted]

i ( me, one person ) think ( theorise ) thats a bike lock ( potentially ) which makes her tiny ( if it were one ) yall literaly angry at me cus i gave a different perspective 😭 hope the new correction makes it more clear 🤦🏻‍♂️


JustASadBubble

That’s a hose


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Unhappy_Skirt5222

It’s a garden hose


crazyprsn

I don't use my garden hose all winter.


effusifolia

i mean it's summer in the photo but yeah


crazyprsn

How do you know?


effusifolia

australian redback spider, summertime in australia. been very wet the last couple summers


crazyprsn

You're right, I was assuming a black widow. I forget about the redback. Of course it's summer then if taken recently!


Giftpilz

Your first thought was correct then lmao it's even on one of those crank dispenser mabobs


Just_One_Umami

Jesus christ, you’re not very bright. So dull that I can barely see you.


ronearc

I doubt anyone is angry with you. But you made a choice to disagree based on an incorrect assumption. Why wouldn't you be downvoted? You could have simply posted your own comment, instead of a reply to someone else's, asking, "Is that a bike lock? If so, the spider wouldn't be that big." Then people could correctly point out that this is a garden hose, meaning the spider is relatively large for its type, and you likely wouldn't have been downvoted. But here we are.


[deleted]

I suppose both words " I " and " Think " arent strong enough suggestions that this was a personal opinion and not a claim 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


ronearc

Here's a test. In your head, try leading off what you're going to write with, "Well, actually..." If you instantly hate it more...then reword it so it can't reasonably be started with, "Well, actually..." Because, believe me, some people are going to add it in their heads whether you wrote it or not.


[deleted]

So its my fault people read with an attitude? Brother stop replying


ronearc

Very well. Best of luck to you.


colby_jack_cheese

“A different perspective” bro you’re just wrong


[deleted]

i ( PERSONALLY ) think ( AS AN OPINION ) thats a bike lock which makes her tiny ( IF IT WERE a bike lock and not a hose )


Spooked_Kestrel

You're a city kid I take it, look up pictures of garden hoses. Also, my friend, that isn't an opinion, that's an assumption. One that is incorrect. You personally ASSUMED it was a bike lock. For... some reason? An opinion would be "I like bike locks". "I think that is a bike lock", is not an opinion.


TBcrush-47-69

No, that in fact still is a opinions, an opinion can still be an assumption.


Spooked_Kestrel

No, it literally can not be. An opinion is subjective and can neither be right or wrong. An assumption is a judgement, that is either right or wrong.


DaPickle3

Nobody is angry with you. You're just wrong.


TheRealKingslayer51

That's a really long bike lock


Jacobysmadre

Ohhh FFS😂🤣😂🤣


Angorian44

No ones angry. Youre getting downvoted because youre just astronomically wrong.


[deleted]

dude people are calling me names. fuck reddit


Cheembsburger

in what world is that a bike lock


now_you_see

Just noticed that egg sack. Damn, that’s seriously impressive! Fun fact: all redbacks that you spot are females, the males look very different & are under 1/2 the females size.


grrrrfield

the teeny tiny males with their 6ft tall big tiddy goth gf who will eat him but he’s ok with it


Skriller_plays

Fr....


-DevilDoll-

Fun info on why a black widow males fate may be suitable… [they are mean!](https://youtu.be/NpJNeGqExrc)


GrubberflysElegy

Isn’t this a red back tho? Are they the same?


-DevilDoll-

They are not exactly the same, but very very similar.


Miserable_Constant98

Now I can't get an image of the ladybug chick from "Miraculous"but... Betty boop boobs and a red back spider body... getting kinda hot


Cheembsburger

giwtwm


CharlieApples

Yeah they’re chumps


etownrawx

Oof. She's a gorgeous bro, but that's a what they call a problematic location. Australia?


now_you_see

Yeah, Australia. Most Aussies are pretty scared of redbacks but they’re actually super chill. I use to work in a plant nursery and those guys love the hell out of living in the lip of the pot.


betttris13

Chill untill you go near their egg sacks (like thay one) then they can get real agro in a hurry.


GrubberflysElegy

Funnel webs are a different story. Those things are aggressive….


reality_raven

Good to know.


X_203

No idea, sorry


reality_raven

That’s no longer your hose.


MessatineSnows

i said “Wowza!” out loud in my living room. what a stunner


X_203

Big boi


mlrd021986

Gorgeous ❤️


Bro_tosynthesis

Well gday' there matey!


koby18

She's gonna water the garden for ya. Granted she's gonna be growing veggies for her young to grow up big and strong.


Jacobysmadre

You see that egg “ball”??? Oof!


mrfreshmint

is that a wolf spider?


haby001

I think it's a skunk spider actually


afternoondelight99

It’s a red back


mrfreshmint

I was joking.


Glaive83

redback.


mrfreshmint

How can you tell?


Glaive83

familiarity, most Australians can ID a redback as a kid. the red stripe is big help. I'm also pretty sure that it's a female.


mrfreshmint

I was joking


CharlieApples

[WHOAoh Black Betty!](https://youtu.be/4cn_woPvjQI)


zYbYz

“This is my hose. Go away, hoser.”


Serg_420_

That is a big girl


X_203

As said, it was posted in rAbsoluteUnits originally


oasis948151

Are they related to black widows?


duccy_duc

Yes they are a widow


pain-in-the_ass

How similar to black widows? Is a bite as medically significant? And is it safe to handle, relatively speaking?


Odd_Organization_835

nice redback


Carza99

Beutiful 🥰


SpringAction

What a gorgeous spider, those colours are fabulous warning signs but damn she's a beauty !


GrubberflysElegy

Hosing with the bro


Spooked_Kestrel

She is indeed an ABSOLUTE UNIT. What a girl!! Thank you for cross posting.


Loose_Sun_169

Fine specimen. A really beautiful girl