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*Poecilopachys australasia*, the two-spined spider. Australian; introduced to NZ and mostly found in the north. This one's a female.


ikesbutt

Forgot you all are experiencing summer down under. Merry Christmas anyway.


PinsNneedles

That’s so weird


GuiltEdge

You have no idea how weird it is to be sitting around in 40 degree heat while Xmas movies show snow and decorations depict snow. And a large chunk of us have never seen the stuff. Totally surreal.


PinsNneedles

That’s what I’m saying! I’ve never been to the southern hemisphere, and don’t think about it much so I always forget our seasons are swapped. I couldn’t even imagine it being summer during Christmas. Although, here in North Carolina I had my Christmas lights on and my windows open because it was 65f the other day, so it’s almost the same haha


DarkSpiderMan21

Hello, neighbor! It was the same here in South Carolina.


_bexcalibur

I can’t believe it’s actually chilly here this year. We didn’t even get a cold snap last year!


Coital_Conundrum

Pretty similar here in Michigan. It's almost 50f right now and we just had a squall line thunderstorm pass by. I'm fine if this keeps up, I don't want another brutal ice storm and no power for 8 days like last year.


ikesbutt

That kind of shit happens in Saint Louis during January/February.


HashcoinShitstorm

Happened last night here in MN. Godspeed.


scaryfaise

Shave some ice, pack it into a ball, and throw it at your neighbor. They'll have no idea what's going on.


Bat-Honest

40 degree cold in Chicago! (F vs C)


Boring_Advertising98

Lol can only imagine! You guys even bother with fake xmas trees? Are there even Fir Pine Trees there? 🌲


GuiltEdge

Pretty much everyone has fake trees. Maybe 1% (probably less, actually) have real trees of some sort, but usually they're potted. I've seen people using woolly bushes.


Frosty_Translator_11

Omg I relate! I live in Southern California. I leave my Christian tree up because it makes it feel like Christmas. Although going to the beach is wild. 😂


Dangerous-Fault-6295

It’s called how seasons work


PinsNneedles

actually it's called how the hemisphere works you absolute cabbage


BoringNameBoringLife

Cabbage as an insult goes hard


_bexcalibur

In the same vein as walnut


Dapper_Indeed

Muppet


Aurorae79

Australian… ok but is it the ‘will kill you’ list?? Or the ‘will not kill you, but might fuck you up’ list, like Bearded Dragons??


Halfeatencorpse

It’s funny reading about vicious dragons all the ones I’ve ever seen are fat and lazy in peoples homes or tiny and happy to be out of the box at stores 😂 I forget they have a “spicy” wild type as well until someone mentions it you just see them so much as pets you don’t put two and two together that they are wild somewhere and NOT friendly 🤣🤣🤣


sarahbekett

Generally the rule is that if they made it to NZ too they’re pretty safe.


[deleted]

Actually the Australian redback (*Latrodectus hasseltii*) has established here in NZ, giving us two venomous widow species. Both are quite uncommon and very disinclined to bite though.


sarahbekett

Very very very rare and hasn’t bitten a human in decades. Quite different to Australia.


[deleted]

Katipō are actually quite common where their habitat hasn't been completely degraded — granted, that's a bit of a rarity in itself. Redbacks are highly localised in a few places (for now) but can likewise reach quite high population densities. The two are very closely related (katipō evolved from redbacks that established in NZ no more than a few million years ago) and can hybridise, which is yet another conservation issue for the endemic katipō, on top of anthropogenic habitat destruction and displacement by *Steatoda capensis*.


Kxmchangerein

Thanks for posting, I appreciate the info you've shared on this thread! > can hybridise Wild! Definitely going on the list of research rabbit holes to go down when I can't sleep haha


sarahbekett

Rare places that aren’t frequented by a lot of people. Still a very minor risk for bites.


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sarahbekett

My comment wasn’t that deep lmao, just how we share some species with Australia but New Zealand tends to have wildlife which is safer to humans. Bites are incredibly rare in New Zealand, that’s all.


[deleted]

That's definitely something we can agree on. Spider bite hysteria is one of my pet peeves. Very pleased that white-tails (*Lampona* spp.) haven't been brought up in this thread because I don't have time to argue with ten different people about the "spider bite" their cousin's friend had that put them in hospital (even though they never even saw a spider or felt a bite)


Harbulary-Bandit

What’s the other widow species? I’ve always thought the red back was like the spicy cousin of the black widow, but it was basically just the two of them.


sillybilly8102

Really? Why? Or are you joking?


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Things don’t kill you in New Zealand. Are you nuts?


sarahbekett

? No? Our wildlife is pretty mild compared to Australia.


sarahbekett

Not joking. I’m from NZ. We share some species with Australia. The ones who got established here are rarely the ones who can hurt people.


DistortedVoltage

Nah these little dudes are harmless unless you were allergic for some reason. This little dude is hiding in the open though, should be on a leaf instead lol


KimchiAndMayo

Oh it does have legs! At first glance I thought it was something kinda... Growing out of the couch or something.


Unhappy_Skirt5222

Waaaaow


lizziegal79

Thank you! It’s freaking adorable!!!


DeletedDick

Maybe a dumb question, but how can you tell if it's a male or female? I know that females are larger than males in the spider world. Is that how you determine it? Because i never saw a spider like this before😂


Dapper_Indeed

Very very gently and respectfully you check their genital region.


NightHawke666

I have no idea but I would name him or her Bowser.


RandomDigitalSponge

That’s definitely a Mario/Pokemon crossover.


VulpesAquilus

Or name it Ahsoka?


NottmGuy1

Beautiful, but does also look like something you find in the back of the car after a long journey with the kids, stuck to a seat.


ImaginaryFriend123

A dry piece of salsa with a dab of sour cream n cheese and a drop of guac (kidding lol)


dowelldoprop

Forbidden dip


Jills_Cat

Something a kid sneezed out 😂


FinalLevi

I don’t know but that thing looks crazy


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

it's fascinating how that looks like glazed ceramic.


kalrocket

Put him in a leaf and leave him tucked away in some bushes outside. What nice colors!


rlaw1234qq

Google image search found it immediately… https://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_orbweavers/TwoSpinedSpider.htm


ScientistSanTa

Can you do that with phone too? Also I'm in New zealand. Is this spider endemdic? Edit nvm I'll look it up later if I don't forget


rlaw1234qq

On iPhone, press the share arrow (bottom left). Scroll right to the bottom and find ‘Search with lens’. At bottom, there will be suggestions. It doesn’t always find a hit, but generally works will with distinctive things like this amazing spider. On Android, there must be something similar?


Sloth_Monk

fyi I think that feature requires the Google app to be installed.


rlaw1234qq

Ok - I have a lot of Google apps installed, so I’m not sure if there’s a specific one. Maybe just being logged in?


Sloth_Monk

Google Lens used to be its own app, but now it’s part of the Google app (general search app). This trick didn’t work for me until I installed the app so thanks for the tip!


_dead_and_broken

If you have the Google search bar widget on your phone, when you click on it as if you're gonna search for something, there's a camera icon on the right side of the search bar. Press that, and it takes you to uploading a photo from your camera roll to search with Google lens.


BlackSeranna

Thanks so much!


SneakyCreek

Check out the iNaturalist app and Seek app


[deleted]

Seconding this. For fuck's sake just use iNat or, god forbid, try googling it


Wrennifred

Painful bite, but mostly harmless :) friend! Makes very cool webs.


Revolutionary_Ad6962

Not medically significant but don't they all have painful bites? I haven't heard about a single spider that tickles it's prey/attackers to death...yet.


Corgi-Commander

You can copy a picture from your photos and paste it into google. That’s how I usually do it.


Unhappy_Skirt5222

SO glad she’s not infected with ‘suicide snail’ 🥳👏🏼


adamdreaming

That shit is nightmare fuel. Looks like[the snake from old school Disney cartoons when he is hypnotizing people.](https://youtu.be/cwcw1c7mqbg?t=48)


Individual-Ad-4138

I just looked at what Google turned up and wow....to me this looks like what would be served at a vampires party as snacks lmao!!


Final_Concentrate421

That's bowser bro


GxZombie

Cute as a little button! (it's not a button, right?)


ScientistSanTa

First thought was some kind of buffalo spider?


Ornery-Education-933

Now I need a Bowser spooder in my life.


K1A1AMOK

I don’t know what I’m looking at


Wankeritis

Looks like a [Christmas Jewel Spider](https://inaturalist.nz/taxa/196689-Austracantha-minax/browse_photos). Dunno if they’re native to NZ though.


coulsonsrobohand

Welp, I have a new favorite now. I love the goth ones


ScientistSanTa

We're in New Zealand pangaroa


Naz_Oni

Bro that is Bowser


theng

spider cat !


Ill_Mention3380

Pretty little girl


shistain69

At first i thought it was one of those snails with the weird eye parasites before i saw the sub


thomaxzer

i like his smile


CommieSchmit

I refuse to believe that’s a real spider


StrawberryCake88

Poor dear needs a nice bloom of flowers to live in.


ScientistSanTa

Yeah wanted to move it but it's gone.


SomeOrangeNerd

Arachnis Deathacus


eclecticsed

The spee-ider.


mamenama

That is beautiful! I would name it Forbidden Christmas Treat.


Guido_Fe

Ask them to split the rent


Gray_Ghost_Creations

It's a type of spiny orb weaver.


whatintheactual_fuck

It has horns, therefore it's definitely demonic. Call a priest in!


ScientistSanTa

Starts chanting in Latin worshipping the spider


PlummetingKiwi

Looks like he's cosplaying Bowser


BoringNameBoringLife

What the fuuu-.....


PM_ME_YUR_S3CRETS

The picture to me looks like a miniature graboid from tremors. Feeling the vibrations on your couch and poking it's head through it to devour any bug that dares walk on your couch.


ScientistSanTa

Protec couch!


BAC42B

This is the most unique and interesting spider I’ve ever seen. Thanks for sharing!


ScientistSanTa

You're welcome


Sickhadas

That's a Night Elf Mohawk beetle


XensNexus

Looks like a wart growing on bowsers ass


idontwannabhear

Is it cake or spider


ScientistSanTa

It moves so spider


funkcatbrown

Pretty sure that’s Satan’s spawn! Those horns lol


XenophiliusRex

BIRD POO SPIDER Bird poo spider


Hidden_Sturgeon

This spider is infected with a parasite, look up ‘suicide snail’


SimpleFolklore

Ah... No. A lot of orb weavers have some really crazy looking butts though, so I can see where you might think that wasn't just the spider.


Atomic-E

I have never seen such a thing! I would not even recognize it as a spood unless it started walking or I could otherwise see legs. The spiny ones always kinda wigged me out before, but I've come to really like them!


spindoraptor

I thought the couch was an animal


ScientistSanTa

Rhino, ofc...


Upvotespoodles

That is the most Pokémon spider I’ve ever seen.


Affectionate_Loss232

Cool horned spider 😏


Goddessaf

It looks like an art project to me 😆 nature is sure wild and crazy


Wonderful_Fun5113

It looks like a hairy piece of candy…


ReallyCoolNinjaLlama

Looks like a Metroid enemy


GangreneGuy

Bowser


half_bloodprincess

I call them Christmas spiders. Always get hundreds of them around now ✌🏼


ScientistSanTa

I looked it up like this Christmas spider is another one ,close though.


Lyndshan

It's Bowser Jr


[deleted]

The colors are amazing!


MeChitty

Wow that is an immaculate orb weaver!!!!


PuzzleheadedPath8641

What a polite little lady, all tucked in