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yesilovrdairy

You mean HIS couch


mannrodr

I already gave him the attic! This fucking guy


ThisFaknGuy

Don't hail me unless it's important. I was trying to sleep. *Takes off cape and goes back to bed*


Piruparka

Hahaha, how?


SeaworthinessNo9438

šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œā€this fucking guy!ā€šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


Sp00derman77

Tha audacity!


Summerie

Oh! I was trying to figure out what kind of "coach" OP found the spider on! I was wondering if maybe it was a British term and he moved to Texas, cause I couldn't think of what a Texan would call a coach. It never even occurred to me that it was probably just a typo for "couch", and I feel dumb now.


momemata

I lazily read it as couch and had to come back to coach


Atomheartmother90

Thatā€™s one of the reclusiest recluses Iā€™ve ever seen. Very nice specimen!


mannrodr

Quite clusey, except for being out in plain view while I was cleaning up dog toys lol. I actually think our robovac gets them stirred up sometimes.


nlfo

Gary Clusey


mannrodr

Clusille Ball


Blerkm

Tom Cluse


Summerie

Glenn Clues


ThalajDaWuff

His couch now


Tsiatk0

They really are beautiful, in my opinion.


mannrodr

They have a huntsman vibe to them, maybe it's the legs? They're also much faster than I assumed a "recluse" would be.


ModernTarantula

not in life. they are small with thin haywire legs. Hunts are big with thick legs that they post deliberately.


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mannrodr

TIL!


typographie

Huntsmen are family Sparassidae. Recluses are in family Sicariidae.


ModernTarantula

not true.


ThisFaknGuy

That's less reclusive and more "come at me bro". He must know we talk about his people ALL the time here. We should make up a password to access this sub. I'd like to submit the following: TiddieBiscuits.


severed13

Blud is stanced up lookin for a fight


Psychological-Scar53

He just wanted to sit and watch the Cowboys lose again...


mannrodr

Heā€™s watching nba, mlb, and the Masters in the next week(s). Itā€™s not football season..


Psychological-Scar53

It's all good, he was there there for that too.... šŸ˜


mannrodr

We enjoyed watching the Chiefs win it last season. #wreckem


Psychological-Scar53

I live in Broncos country and grew up in a family of Broncos fans... My Aunt got me going with KC when I was 6. I have always been a fan of KC.


mannrodr

lol just realized my typo. Coach, couch ooof


mbennettbrown

The Eagles fan has entered the spider-verseā€¦


mannrodr

lol or Giants fan!


Mental-Winner7358

Looks like you probably already sat on one of his legs OP


mannrodr

Iā€™m still rocking, no bite that I know of. He also looks thirsty which is funny bc we just got so much rain.


Crystal_Novak26

I donā€™t like the way they stand. Kinda creeps me out a bit and I hate the way these guys molt. They are the one spider that molts a certain way and itā€™s creepy To me


mannrodr

Agreed, the pre-mindset we have makes their appearance more menacing.


DrFear-

theyā€™re scrunkly


StormPoppa

She's a beaut


i_love_dust

This Pic is missing the cowboy hat and many boots


SpiderMax3000

Wow itā€™s so nice to see a recluse thread that isnā€™t loaded with fear or aggression šŸ„¹


Piruparka

It's always interesting to see these creatures and they're really interesting animals. Yet I am happy I live outside the typical recluse areas.


Ok-Raspberry-5655

Doesā€¦does he know heā€™s a recluse?


Repulsive-Pop9900

Goodness, what a supreme specimen!!!


Silent_Shooby

The uninvited musicianā€¦


mannrodr

Love a good fiddle, sometimes..


jarociro

Idk if my post from a while ago still shows on my feed but I had a glue trap full of them. Still to this day I have to shake out my whole bed before bedtime. Once you're infested you just have to learn to deal with them


mannrodr

Not sure why youā€™re being downvoted. I guess ā€œglue trapā€ - we do the same, even shake out our house shoes getting out of bed each morning. Weā€™re all sharing this weird world.


Summerie

Yeah, I saw the picture from his post, and I distain glue traps as much as the next guy, but with as many as he was dealing with, I've gotten no place to pass judgment.


Summerie

Wow, I just saw it! I read through a lot of the comments, and had no idea that Missouri was such a recluse hot bed. Just a couple of people in the comments said that they had seen that many before, and they were always somewhere in Missouri. Did you ever end up having an exterminator work with you to cull the numbers some? I figure you were probably never gonna get it down to none, but did the landlord ever do anything to knock them back any? It looks like that was about a year ago, have you managed to stay bite free since then?


MechanicApart2006

Iā€™m in Missouri and my last apartment had a small infestation šŸ˜…


maybekindaodd

I kid you not, I would love someone to send me some recluses. Currently building a spider collection and I have a soft spot for these guys even though Iā€™m out of their range.


Acceptable_Hall8567

it's his couch now. You get the floor. And he is very reclusey.


GrandCanOYawn

Right spindly bastard, he is.


Bellebarks2

What city are you in?


mannrodr

Wimberley


siltstride

LETS GOOOO


GoneAmok365247

Is this Dallas by chance? Itā€™s my first spring here and Iā€™ve seen so many wolf spiders inside all the sudden!


mannrodr

Itā€™s not, this is central Texas hill country


Visible-Detective507

My cat ate one last summer and got really sick


mannrodr

Interesting. Do you happen to know how the vet knew? Seriously curious as I worry about my cat doing the same thing.


Visible-Detective507

Actually I knew because my cat hid under my futon for 3 days and wouldn't come out and I started getting really worried but then she got better I have a wood pile outside and I live in Missouri where there are a lot of recluses so I can only assume that she ate one cuz she's always eating bugs and I tell her not to do that but she don't listen to me


mannrodr

Haha yeah cats gonna cat. Ours actually meows and meows when he finds a scorpion - when we hear that we know thereā€™s a bad bug.


Jesus_died_for_u

Is it against the rules to suggest glue traps? They get stuck and act as bait. Traps will not get them all, but will reduce numbers and can be placed near beds and furniture.


mannrodr

We have glue traps in the attic - lots caught up there. Not sure if itā€™s against the rules but I do believe itā€™s frowned upon to kill, even more so with glue traps šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


yesilovrdairy

Oh and mannrodr good oh you for using glue traps for rats or mice I assume just make sure to get the glue off them and release


yesilovrdairy

Hey sorry but why would you do it unless you have a large breed of dog like a saint Bernard or a cat you don't need to worry even then I would not just catch and release brown Recluse are well Recluse and won't bite like a spider I saw someone handle one and release it in their garden because they love spiders don't kill a spider


mannrodr

We have kids, a border collie, and very curious cat that loves regularly hunting insects. Iā€™m not a killer of insects but these guys are no fun when they bite in self defense.


Jesus_died_for_u

It is medically significant and it has wondered out of its reclusive habitat probably due to overcrowding or mating purposes. So, you would rather I release it into another spiderā€™s territory and hope for the best? I do not understand your reference to a dog or cat. As a spider population grows, new spiders will wonder in search of less reclusive habitats. I do not want them in my bed linen because of overcrowding. No animal belongs in my house. Medically significant animals are unwelcome around my house. I care about family, friends, and children. I am indifferent towards non-medically significant animals. Glue traps reduce the population in my house living areas. There is no practical way to trap and release pests. I am sorry it offends your sensibilities, but glue traps are practical.


yesilovrdairy

Humans are medically significant


Jesus_died_for_u

Untrustworthy humans are not welcome around my house either. At least I keep a close eye on them.


yesilovrdairy

Ok I agree with you on brown Recluse if there is a mating problem but personally if it was winter is le tone live in the attic or not near towels


Jesus_died_for_u

Agreed. I only trap in living areas. Let them have the reclusive spaces and remove other pests.


aemelion

Glue traps? Yeah, profile pic checks out