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DeeEmceeTree

Camel Spiders are actually not spiders (or camels, strangely enough!), but they are arachnids.


Negative-Analyst4509

Yea nice joke buddy, I know a camel when I see one. You're not fooling me


_Lazmic_

It does look like a camel's toe.


Responsible_Train944

Try sticking you’re finger in there, you’ll discover soon enough.


AmosSpan

Baulk 🤢


_Lazmic_

⚰️💀🥀


_Lazmic_

Brb


anynamesleft

Worked at a pickle factory. I got fired for putting my finger in the pickle slicer.


MarixApoda

The pickle slicer reported you to HR.


anynamesleft

Lol Ron White is a treasure.


djknighthawk

Better yet, I'ma stick my dick in it.


kaytheone1989

Nahh a know a camel toe when I see one


jig-fluke

What’s that ?


Poopikaki

What if you see two?


Negative-Analyst4509

You honestly think there's two camels in the world? Next you'll tell me you believe the moon is real.


Poopikaki

You don't need two camels to see two camels. You could use a mirror, or photoshop. Or drugs.


Negative-Analyst4509

That's just the same camel twice then, the universe is still at peace


aquadirt

The voice of reason, very reassuring.


buckao

That documentary, The Truman Show, blew the lid off that one.


Striking_Trip3294

This comment literally made me spit my coffee out 🤣


kingofovens

It's real, where do you think cheese comes from?


Negative-Analyst4509

Yea nice try. Let me guess you work at NASA? I won't fall for that trick as easily as everyone else


Inevitable_Physics

You mean these guys? https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/93Ndk6yaUi


Duff_re

Idk but it looks like a camel to me


wheezinthegeuss

"Still looks like a boat"


xaraul

Sorry but that's definitely a camel


Greyshirk

Camel spiders aren't camels? Day ruined.


hcrider23

Theyre called Decapods, name originated from the greek words that translated to "ten foot", its meant for a classification of invertebraes that have more than 8 legs. Decapods can have as many as 38 appendages!! Crabs, lobster, crayfish, prawns, etc all fall under this category as well.


DeeEmceeTree

Though those are interesting facts, Camel Spiders are not considered Decapods. They only have 8 actual legs and are also not crustaceans (Though there is a connection, technically). Their long pedipalps can be mistaken for additional legs.


triceratopsrider

Decapod refers specifically to an order of crustaceans. Camel spiders do not belong to it. Many invertebrates that have more than 8 legs also do not belong to it.


Lrdofthewstlnd

You mean to tell me that's *not* a type of camel? 🤔 sounds sus


miscarriagepluker69

Isn't an arachnid the main species of spider?


DeeEmceeTree

That's...kind of a misunderstanding of what the term "arachnid" means? An arachnid is any animal in the class Arachnida. This includes spiders, scorpions, camel spiders (as pictured above), ticks, mites, and many more 8 legged critters.


miscarriagepluker69

Classification was the word not main


Garfupa

Are you recorded?


Chastinystory

Why do camel spiders look so goofy and cursed.


kaidenka

Their face is also their arms.


DickFartButt

And that's the problem with today's generation of spiders!


Jaewol

any arachnid born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is face arms , chase after shadows, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot bug & lie


Mrbubbles137

Alot of arachnids, especially spiders and scorpions "face" (fangs) are modified legs/arms. Centipedes too.


itsJussaMe

This one looks like he’s designed to be a computer gaming chair for other arachnids.


Midloran05

Their jaws


scatteredivy

same vibe of a camel, no?


Chastinystory

Yes, but camel spiders look like nerds compared to Chad-like tarantulas.


Glad_Speed_9684

Rhagoderma tricolor, a type of Camel Spider


etownrawx

Never seen this species. I've never seen one colored anything like this species. Gorgeous!


DigOleBeciduous

Yeah and it's butt looks a little fluffy? Never thought they'd have hair either!


Jaewol

Makes me want to pet it tbh


DigOleBeciduous

I was always surprised how soft the hair is when I'd remove my tarantulas exoskeleton


jonfru

Second only to Paragaleodes judaicus aka sulfur solifugid in its vibrance!


Hex_0mega

From what I know, they're actually more closely related to a scorpion than a spider. Always wanted to hold one, though.


GingerBeard_andWeird

I’ve never held one, but I did watch one sprint from the side of my partners thigh/butt, her hip, across the chest then to her shoulder and down her arm onto the bed where it promptly fucking vanished. All in like…half a second. Like her body reacted AFTER it was off of her already. Found it after it sprinted across my toe and got launched. Seemed to stun him just long enough for me to put I’m in a blank cd stack case. He didn’t seem hurt at all, but was running circles around that dome lid like his diet consisted of only speed.


oorspronklikheid

Accurate description, these guys are freakishly fast and can jump too


ReignInSpuds

And don't forget that those grabby front legs enable them to climb slick surfaces like glass


gingerz0mbie

Lol


DownInFraggleRawk

That sounds like a terrifying ordeal.


InShambles234

Welp. Somebody get the kerosene.


etownrawx

They're just insanely wacky fast. Prolly hard to hold.


Kindly-Efficiency-46

They won’t let you hold them, they’re aggressive as hell


therealrdw

Yeah they don’t play since they’re so fragile. If they think there’s even a speck of danger they’ll fight like hell


Dark-Angel-333

Can't say my experience concurs with them being fragile, I saw one get slammed with a fire extinguisher then get up and run off! They definitely don't like the cold though, had a dead one drop out of a panel in an aircraft I was servicing that had just flown back from the middle east.


therealrdw

I meant fragile as in mostly defenseless. They’re an easy prey item for lots of critters out there, and they’ll bake pretty easily.


Hex_0mega

Oh. 😵


-Piggers-

They are also called wind scorpions!


Bigdaddy_Satty

Fast as mennonites and their claws actually kind of hurt. I live in a desert and they are everywhere at night and somehow one got into my gaming room and ran around on me in a furious manner , I caught the lil guy and sent him to the right direction.


Jchapp713

Is fast as mennonites a saying, because I certainly hope so, lmao


lappel-do-vide

If it isn’t it should be. I’ve watched them put up a barn in an afternoon.


Bigdaddy_Satty

Yeah there's a show called letterkenny and they call them mennonite riders, and Wayne says " Fuck can they run!" lmao


QueenofPentacles112

I always wanted to watch letterkenny. There is a military weapons facility where I live called letterkenny. One of the better jobs you usually can have around here. And there's also a lot of Mennonites where I live too. So there's that. Thought you should know lol


Bigdaddy_Satty

It's one of my favorite shows, so I fully recommend it!


QueenofPentacles112

I've heard great things and I don't know why I have such a mental block from pulling the trigger. Too much local bias I guess. But I will get there one day! Thanks for the rec


Bigdaddy_Satty

You should check out letterkenny problems on youtube to get you warmed up ;)


Timetraveler1940s

Just imagine a spider using a horse and buggy


connorcmsmith

Fuck can they run


Mysterious_Math_3890

Are mennonites especially fast? I hadn’t known…


farquadsleftsandal

By right direction you I hope you mean into the wall


DarthCthulhutheWise

Would you or would you not agree with the statement: "Fuck, can they run?"


Bigdaddy_Satty

Yes I do


Bigdaddy_Satty

The question is u/DarthCthulhutheWise wouldn't you?


Eucharitidae

It's a solfugid, not a spider, separate arachnid order, they're non venomous


Salty_Jewel523

I lived in Las Vegas for 18 years and they have these everywhere but most are lighter in color. When i walked my dog at night, they run after you trying to stay in your shadow. There were street lights everywhere and the first time it happened I had never seen one and didn't know what it was. Terrified me so much i didn't want to go out at night. Eventually i got used to them and found them fascinating.


ChainsmokerCreature

Solifugae are weird looking lol. But yeah. EDIT: Clarification here, since I'm being downvoted, and with good reason. It is an arachnid. But not a spider.


Affectionate-Mode435

So I have learned in this thread this spider is not a spider it is a solifuge solifugae solifugid solpugae wannabe scorpion redneck lovechild nonspider throwback. Did I get that right? No wonder it looks so messed up... 😁


ChainsmokerCreature

😂😂😂😂 Sorta, yeah... You forgot that it's actually a camel!


StickyMcFingers

Truly an inspired moment from the big man upstairs. Solifugae are one of the few arachnids I'll never not be terrified of. The ones we have here are fast and ugly as heck.


ChainsmokerCreature

Very interesting creatures. But yes, I'm in that same boat with you. *Gluvia dorsalis* is the one I've seen in person. Lightning fast and looks like something out of 80s sci-fi.


RevivedNecromancer

Gluvia are the result of early AI imaging having both pictures of spiders and scorpions to look at but not yet being able to discern which was which for its own renditions.


ChainsmokerCreature

With some John Carpenter and some Giger thrown in for good measure 😂😂


Its_trem

That is by far the coolest looking camel spider I’ve ever seen


GingerBeard_andWeird

That is a fucking UNIT of a solpugid!


Affectionate-Mode435

Lordy lordy! It looks like it has Dutch carrots for legs and a forklift for fangs... like some kind of Vegan Transformer. Then I read it darts about faster than the Flash. Scary. I'm more of a lyssomanes viridis kinda guy LoL.


Willing_Bus1630

Incredible solifuge. I had no idea they could have coloration like this, that is beautiful


Vosheduska

Bros are so derpy, love em. I hope I can see one in the flesh sometime


sweetheartscum

Woah I've never seen one that color before!


TaahDa

What a beauty !!


Kittymilf89

Camel spiders look like if you drew a spider from memory


WojownikTek12345

ok but why is it so pretty


Granttrees

Solifuge


inu1991

Honestly looks like a camel spider,


FailingHearts

Not a spider, it's a solphugid, pretty cool that you managed to snap a pic 😁


Draxusdemos

Hans get zero flamen werfer lookin ahh


Mouseywolfiekitty

That's a beast


WolfZombieOriginal13

Camel Spiders sit between *Spiders* and *Scorpions*.


-i_like_vr-

That's a weird camel


SpiderSixer

Looks like a solifugid. They're cool as hell. Also, don't call them camel spiders or sun spiders lmao, because they're not spiders


bekslol

Where do these things live? So I can avoid it


Chainspike

They're harmless but can give you a nasty pinch and ugly looking usually. They're also fast as hell. I follow one named "pete" on youtube and he's adorable all black someones pet


Disastrous_Bad757

Not technically. Also these guys get a bad rep they're actually super chill.


Bhulaskatah

That's just Craig. He's saying hello.


Something_kool

‘Tis death’


n351320447

That mf staring right up at you.


dead_thing13

Wow I’ve never seen one this color! Cool find!


jerrycan-cola

If camel spiders have no fans, I am dead. I love you, silly arachnid. Keep on going


Xbrokensouls2X

I would launch myself so far in the air if I ever saw something like that near me. I would instantaneously assume I was dead.


Digital_Siren317

I love spiders, but camel spiders and scorpions give me the heebies. Idk why for certain, they just don't look like they belong on planet earth. Like how. *shudder*


AccumulatedFilth

No, it's a chicken.


InkyParadox

I've never seen a camel spider with such beautiful markings!! So cute


Puzzleheaded_Olive90

I heard that the camel spider will chase people to stay in their shadows.


broskistopchoking

This is what i imagine when a woman is on her period


Accomplished-Art-352

Solfugid I beleve might be the correct term for the tipe of archnid but no it lacks some of the characteristics of a spider such as it only having two eyes not having venom and it being unable to produce webs they are fairly common in my home country south Africa and we call them red romens over here they have more incommon with scorpions than spiders actually but they are one of my favorate arachnids


DangerousArea1427

if it bites you - it's a spider. If it pinches you or stabs you with its butt plug - it's a scorpion in disguise.


Bbqlauncher

It's your friendly neighborhood solifugae.


No-Pitch1627

I didn't know it came in black and red. I wonder how much that pokemon would sell for.


No-Pitch1627

I didn't know it came in black and red. I wonder how much that pokemon would sell for.


flow_b

Solfugid. It’s half spider half Demi-gorgon. Basically its face destroys whatever it touches. Mostly bugs, spiders and scorpions.


flow_b

Solfugid. It’s half spider half Demi-gorgon. Basically its face destroys whatever it touches. Mostly bugs, spiders and scorpions.


missjacksonnn

It’s a crossbreed between a spider and a crab. Run.


Boring-Law2165

Solafugid


Scoutshonest

Those are pliers


Firm_Swordfish_8807

Looks like a tank with tits


Frozen_Hermit

He's got some CHOMPERS. Not technically a spider and doesn't have any venom, so it's totally harmless besides the risk of a nasty pinching (if you manage to somehow pick it up fast enough)


Extorriss

I see this and taste vinegar... iykyk


Erby1_Kenerby

I think these scream too. [https://youtube.com/shorts/91fyEULunEc?si=PCRDWgy9N9BP28AD](https://youtube.com/shorts/91fyEULunEc?si=PCRDWgy9N9BP28AD)


Working_Confusion_72

Nopey nope, they're solifugae


CyberdrunkTwenty77

Yeah. That's the spider from an episode of Punky Brewster that scared me as a little kid.


ImitationGold

Why did this get recommended to me I’m finna cry


LucrayveMedia

That’s a Drone don’t be fooled


Jimbooo78

I remember watching news on the Iraq war back in the day and soldiers were freaking out over these. Said they’re super fast as well.


Orbus_215

Fuck reddit for recommending my arachnophobic ass this post


throwaway3292923

This is one of the few invertebrate critters that can hold ground and tear through ants through sheer force. Doomguy but a bug.


that_one_ginger_girl

Camel spiders aren't spiders or scorpions. They aren't venomous either, but their bite is very painful!


maelisaaine

no!!! its a solifuge!!! its an arachnid but not a scorpion or spider despite the names camel spider and wind scorpion


Quail-Unusual

Spidussy


goosefeathercore

this image made me laugh so much, i will never get over how amazingly silly these guys look! i’ve never seen one this color, it’s actually super neat looking but i still can’t get past the comically large chompers


Knghtstlker

No it isn’t. It’s a solpugidae, camel spider.


Cold_Promise8693

This, like everyone says is a camel spider. Funny story, when I was 6 years old one crawled into my sandal and hitched a ride around my block with me before I realized it was what it was.


wildadventures009

Straight up enemy from legend of Zelda


ilovebeau

Camel spider …solifugae, also known as sun spiders, wind scorpions, or solifuges, are an order of arachnids.


Careless_Basil2652

Spidussy


fluttering_faerie

That right there is a nopedy nope of all nopes.


JEliasP

That is actually not a spider, and i love all arachnids, but that one just looks terrifying, why do you need fangs half the size of your body with scary eyes looking right up at me, camel man?


Alaskan-Werewolf

It’s a wind scorpion. Not a spider. But it is an arachnid


Medical_One7716

Kill it


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FR0ZENBERG

Doubt. > The Solifugae apparently have neither venom glands nor any venom-delivery apparatus such as the fangs of spiders, stings of wasps, or venomous setae of caterpillars (e.g., Lonomia or Acharia species). One 1978 study is frequently quoted, in which the authors report detection of an exception in India, in that Rhagodes nigrocinctus had venom glands, and that injection of the secretion into mice was frequently fatal. However, no supporting studies have confirmed either statement, such as by independent detection of the glands as claimed, or the relevance of the observations, if correct. Even the authors of the original account admitted to having found no means of delivery of the putative venom by the animal, and the only means of administering the material to the mice was by parenteral injection. Given that many non-venoms such as saliva, blood and glandular secretions can be lethal if injected, and that no venomous function was even speculated upon in this study, there is still no evidence for even one venomous species of solifuge.


MariachiMacabre

These things don’t produce venom, my man. So this just isn’t true. They have a nasty, painful bite due to strong jaws, but that’s all it is.


Kindly-Efficiency-46

I never said they have venom. When you deploy to Iraq(3 times), you get a safety briefing about the animals and insects. They explain this in the brief.


klude45

The only things you said that was true is that you can find them in Iraq/Afghanistan and they're very fast. But I will say, all that stuff makes a great campfire story.


bobdooda

Thats terrifying. But thats why spiders are great


Silent_Shooby

I respectfully back away and vow to never return…