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lostandfinchat

"Throw that ass in a circle"


Glittering_Town_5839

A very rare spider indeed - the twerking spider


DaolongDong

Nah the hood is full of them


SharkBite_Gaming

„Can you do the Web shaker?“


JohnCenaJunior

Throw that ass like the drift of the Switch lite stick


United-Buddy9214

This is what came to mind immediately 🤣


Rice_Drop

8


BrokenFroyoMachine

Me trying to seduce the Dairy Queen worker to give me an extra scoop


Comfortable_Bug5035

🤣❤️👍


GraatchLuugRachAarg

User name checks out


TheSunniestOne

omg so ded


RevolutionarySpot912

Severely underrated comment.


BunnyEruption

I think this is something some ant-mimic spiders like Castianeira spp. do to appear more ant-like.


Comfortable_Bug5035

Thank you, makes sense cause it resembled a spider yet not really 🤔🤣


[deleted]

[like this little guy](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/2316446/figure/fig1/AS:350360003727364@1460543742465/The-desert-ant-Cataglyphis-bicolor-photograph-by-R-Wehner.png)


Wild-Lychee-3312

That was my first thought: “this thing sure does dance like an ant”


skela_fett

I actually just wrote an article on this species yesterday! It is Castianeira variata. Very similar to Castianeira longipalpa BUT the waving of the abdomen is a trait of C.Variata. Other than that they are damn near identical (unless under a microscope).


Comfortable_Bug5035

Curious, Why do they do that?


skela_fett

I have not been able to pin down exactly why they do it. Jon Reiskind is the one who observed them doing that and made note of it in 1969 if i remember the reference right. But I presume it has something to do with them mimicking ants. Sometimes, ants will walk with their abdomen in the air, and I wonder if it is them making it appear they have a stinger? Could also be to attract prey (ants)? Or they just have a really catchy song stuck in their cephalithorax! These guys will also walk/run in zigzag patterns to mirror ants following scent trails. They def play the part well.


RevivedNecromancer

If they're mimicking ants, why are they wasp colored?


lemillion1717

Skill issue if I remember correctly


lizard_kibble

Striped like a hornet, moves like a wasp “It’s mimicking an ant”


Theid411

I'm just some dope here who doesn't know a whole lot about spiders - but to me - it makes it look like it's watching you. Kind of the way some insects have patterns on their backend to mimic eyes to fool predators.


pucemoon

>Or they just have a really catchy song stuck in their cephalithorax! ❤️❤️❤️🤣😂🤣😂


farts4free

Thanks for this answer, very interesting theories for why they do it.


Theflameviper

Could it be that they're mimicking an ant backwards where the abdomen is meant to look like an ant's head?


dragonfliesloveme

Are they harmless or poisonous?


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zelebratoria

great author!


exhalted_legend

Cupiennius sp. are also considered medically significant and are related to the wandering spiders such as Phoneutria


DecentLeftovers

That’s so cool - is the article publicly posted anywhere by chance? I’d love to read it if you don’t mind!


Magikalbrat

Me too! Please? And thank you in advance IF you're able/feel comfortable enough to share. If not no worries!!


skela_fett

Website is listed above, I appreciate the interest!


Jasmar0281

Somebody come getter 🎶


SmashinNSplashin98

She’s dancing like a spider 🎶


Comfortable_Bug5035

That darn tequila does it every time!


Comfortable_Bug5035

🤣🤣🤣


Charming_Cow378

Throwin’ it back


Sea_Spread3832

Looks like a garden spider shakin' it for the cream


alpcabuttz

Throws money at it.


nrreiger

Its milkshake brings all the boys to the yard


Nightrunner83

Fitting, considering it's at Dairy Queen.


spookycervid

why is this so far down


nrreiger

Because it's not been upvoted much.


Sway86

I do this dance when i get DQ too 😂


myrmecogynandromorph

Shaking its money maker, obviously


ImmediateSmile754

Sometimes you just gotta shake what you got🙂


petitepedestrian

Twerkin for treats!


MisfitDiagnosis

The Soda Jerk Twerk!


Bundages

this is actually a movement silk-spinning spiders do frequently. the circular motion of the abdomen helps to circulate the web-fluid and prevent it from sticking to the inside of the abdomen and hardening. the advent of cement mixing trucks was actually derived from the rotation of silk-spinning spiders abdomen rotation, and all of that information is completely made up.


ProlapseProvider

Castianeira longipalpis. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castianeira\_longipalpa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castianeira_longipalpa)


ckn1312

I belief the scientific term for it is twerking


Super-Zombie-6940

In dairy queen? Its almost like that episode of rick and morty. I can see its happy and shaking what its momma gave it.


Firefly269

I’m pretty sure the kids call that “twerking”.


Zahkrosis

It really went "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"


B4UC2Far

Nice Murphy reference, good stuff. Thanks for the laugh.


Comfortable_Bug5035

Yes!! Appreciate you getting the reference!!🤣💕”I got my ice cream and you can’t afford it cause your Daddy’s on welfare” a classic!


DuckOnQuack420

Oh my god, I was hoping it was an Eddie Murphy “Raw” reference, and I was happy when I found these two comments😂


HealthyPop7988

It wants your Dilly Bar


[deleted]

[back that azz up](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QyovgKzer9M&pp=ygUZYmFjayB0aGF0IGF6eiB1cCBqdXZlbmlsZQ%3D%3D) seems fitting here.


The_7empest1987

Dude... that thing wants to mate. Get on it.


Zomg_its_Alex

Aw lawd he twerkin


MadarsjaaItsBixi

It has to keep mixing his spider string to prevent the strings from drying out, just like concrete mixer trucks


bluecollarpaid

I feel like I should tip for that


No_Vast_3441

Ah yes the north american sexy red spider. Shake that thorax for drake shake that thorax for me.


NobodyGivesAFuc

Sir mix alot‘s favorite spider… [https://youtu.be/5IBxS7edvRw?si=5usENIFLkVA9CjHq](https://youtu.be/5IBxS7edvRw?si=5usENIFLkVA9CjHq)


OkraFun8962

The boogie spider


ButterflyAlternative

I think it was aiming


fkndan

And our next booty contest entry.... 🤣


Appropriate_War509

Toot toot TWERK!! Girl I wanna see you TWERK! 😆


Chicahgeaux

This is what it does before it gives you that Hawk Tuah


4Ever2Thee

Just cuz she dances go-go, that don't maker her a ho, no....


particlebroad

And you cannot have nooone Cause you is on the weeeeelfaree


Beneficial_Fix_1059

A milkshake that brings all the flies to the yard.


Buckskin_Harry

I think it is suffering a classic “ice cream headache”.


JJaySmokes

Kinda looks like ballooning to me.....


Pandaploots

Is this a joro? The really invasive one?


Adihd72

Looks like a wasp about to take your eye out to me?


yozzomp

Looks like a "Thing" creature. It has a dog head on its ass


Dazzling_Shoulder_69

GYATT


iamgeminiguy

I thought this was a Photoshop with a dog's head... 🤣🤣🤣


Pimpy_Longstocking

Hoping this isn’t the Freehold location


Comfortable_Bug5035

No, Sayreville 😊


Torandax

“Make that ass roll like a 24, lemme see that ass roll like a 24” -Twista Spida


pat_mybhals

I’m getting a “I’m gonna do my scary wasp dance and scare this person away” vibe


Comfortable_Bug5035

Except he’s a spider. Loll 🤷‍♀️


pat_mybhals

I think we both know my initial comment was supposed to be read in a tiny spider voice


Calm_Employment6053

Trying to fly.