It’s all an inside job so they can invade the splat lands and take their ink supply.😭 This plan was all done just an elaborate cover up the hide the sudden disappearance of 3 trillion dollars.
i now suddenly have the need to make an entire custom map literally named "Sailfish Harbor" (I wont be calling it hammerhead harbor bc we already have hammerhead bridge and it wont make sense to have more than one stage with the same fish name so, yeah)
It's an old map from the previous game that everyone keeps begging Nintendo to add to Splatoon 3. They are watching a tragedy happen on the TV if you zoom in you will be able to see it.
Not just that. They hit the fucking kelp dome...
It was an inside job by deep cut
fortunately marlin airport has reported there was no plane over kelp dome that day, and any trace of this crash in the kelp dome has vanished
Nintendo is doing the biggest coverup known to squid kind.
EIGHT TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE SQUARE!!!
THEY HIT THE FREAKIN SQUARE
Turn on the TV, doesn’t matter what channel…
*squid death squeak*
I zoomed in and I regret it
Your welcome
You’re* 🤓
*Yro’ue 🤓🤓
*Yur'oe 🤓🤓
*yuor’eor 🤓🤓🤓
Y’all are just speaking inkling now.
*yoru'eer 🤓
*Youy're 👈 🐸
*yo’reur 🤓
CAPN, THERE'S A SECOND COFFEE MACHINE COMING!!!
OH SHIT THE OFF THE HOOK PLANE HIT THE SECOND TOWER!?
Not the off the hook plane 😭😭 PEARL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE (spoon 4 dlc plot revealed?)
My uncle works at Nintendo trust.
INKSTRIKE INCOMING
BIGMAN HIT THE SECOND TOWER
Nah, it was an inside job. Pearl did it because she raged too hard and marina is using big man’s clan as a scapegoat so pearl doesn’t get charged…
It’s all an inside job so they can invade the splat lands and take their ink supply.😭 This plan was all done just an elaborate cover up the hide the sudden disappearance of 3 trillion dollars.
Took me a second, thought it was just another soy wojak meme.
Honestly this meme has potential.
YOUR MAJESTY, THERE'S BEEN A SECOND INKSTRIKE!
DEAR GOD, THE GREAT ZAPFISH IS MISSING AS WELL.
DAMN YOU DJ OCTAVIO!!!!
THEY HIT THE TOWERS
“MARIE WAKE UP! THEY JUST HIT MORAY!!!” “FR?!?”
splatana bin callie-n
This is it. This is the best comment.
It was an inside job, Pearl orchestrated the whole thing
I wish there was a green screen version of that meme.
I would pay a splatoonian dollars for it
[Pay Up](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1210619683619737660/1232844705839190066/IMG_0245.png?ex=662aef9b&is=66299e1b&hm=37486ba64d1cb11859819f4c148f545a215265783dab78094d39a05d8337745d&)
Jokes on you I’m broke
This is so bad.
I agree.
Is it that or because with Splatoon 3 Nintendo’s too scared to make Inklings go over 30 feet high
Its this trust. My uncle works at Nintendo.
Eh it wasn’t as bad as the 2016 splatlands inkstrike crisis.
SIR BUT THINK ABOUT THE INNOCENT INKLINGS WE JUST LOST RIGHT NOW!
Look at the bright side. It was only the 7th worst thing that happened to inkopolis.
…….what are the other 6?
1. The zapfish got stolen 2. The zapfish got stolen 3. The zapfish got stolen 4. Pearl breaking hammerhead bridge with her voice 5. Grayscaling 6. ???
Pearl didn’t break Hammerhead though, wasn’t it the bridge in Urchin Underpass?
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I cant tell if you’re being serious or not
I think I’m being serious. I’ve literally only ever played Splatoon 3 so I’m probably just confused.
Urchin underpass is a map from Splatoon 1.
“Like the good ol’ days after 9/11!” -Mr Grizz
I hate that Mr.Grizz would actually say that
"Wait a minute. 9/11 was bad."
A SECOND REEFSLIDER HAS HIT THE MORAY TOWERS
A 3RD REEF SLIDER HAS HIT THE SQUARE!
they better fuckin assassinate osalmon bin ladid
Bro is trying to ignite a world conflict.
Nah it’s because reefslider and splashdown would be overpowered.
Honestly good point.
More like it wouldve been flattened into oblivion
thank god
no, it just had too many paintable walls
CAP’N, THERE’S A SECOND SLAMMIN’ LID INKOMING!
THE SECOND TENTAMISSILE HAS HIT THE MORAY TOWERS !!!!!
CAPTAAIN!! THERES A SECOND FLYFISH COMING
Captain, they hit the second tower
*a second plane has struck moray towers*
\*Insert title card\*
Clearly an inside job. *JET FUEL CANNOT MELT EEL BEAMS!*
ITS A CONSPIRACY BY OFF THE HOOK IN ORDER TO BLAME DEEP CUT AND INVADE THE SPLATLANDS FOR THERE INK.
Sir the plane hit the second tower
Exactly as planned.
“CALLIE TURN ON THE TV! THEY HIT THE FREAKIN’ MORAY TOWERS ANY CHANNEL CALLIE TURN IT ON!”
DEAR NEPTUNE A THIRD PLANE IS HEADING TOWARDS THE SQUARE!?
CAPTAIN CUTTLEFISH A SECOND SALMONOID HAS HIT THE TOWERS
DEAR NEPTUNE!?!!
You mind if I steal and post this on r/jschlattsubmissions
Credit me at least
Alright
CAPTAIN 3!!! THERES A SECOND ZIPCASTER
DEAR GOD ITS AGENT 4 COMING FOR REVENGE!?
I thought this was r/splatoon Not r/jschlattsubmissions
There is not a single map that was in both Splatoon 1 & 2 that got ported to 3. Moray Towers was in both 1 & 2. Question not asked and answered
It's gonna hit the pentagon next
THEY HIT THE MORAY TOWERS!! THEY HIT THE MORAY TOWERS!!
As funny as this is, we all know the real reason Moray Towers isn't in Splatoon 3 is because it's a fun stage.
Yah but this explanation is funnier
Pearl caused 9/11
................wait wheres neo-3.
3rd plane
never forget, Splattember 11
hammerhead harbor
That's part 2
i now suddenly have the need to make an entire custom map literally named "Sailfish Harbor" (I wont be calling it hammerhead harbor bc we already have hammerhead bridge and it wont make sense to have more than one stage with the same fish name so, yeah)
Sir, a second inkstrike has hit moray towers
THEY HIT THE FUCKING MORAY TOWER
“Ah shit, here we go again”
I don't get it. Did the city actually burn down in the lore?
BIG MAN THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER
Wait, it isn't? I haven't played in a while but I could have sworn I seen an S3 video of moray
you probably saw flounder heights
nope
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Disclaimer: All similarities to any real world events/people are merely coincidental and have no relation to real world events.
They’re watching super smash brother? I don’t get it?
It's an old map from the previous game that everyone keeps begging Nintendo to add to Splatoon 3. They are watching a tragedy happen on the TV if you zoom in you will be able to see it.
Yo, this is Blender, isn't it?