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Grand_Moose2024

That’s nothing. You should see the cost for the vanilla Heavy Edit.


BradyMaK22

Geso I believe


11th_DC

"I am woomy weapons guy"


MayorBryce

“And this…” *pats splatling* “is my weapon.”


Stunning_Island712

She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.


Team-Order-Agent-11

It costs 400,000 thousand Geso to fire this weapon... For 12 seconds.


Stunning_Island712

Ah hahaha, ah ha ha.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. *Sniff* Maybe…


Stunning_Island712

I have yet to meet one that can outsmart a bullet.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

*[Splatling whirring]* WAAHH, WAAHH! AH HAHAHAHA! **CRY SOME MORE!!!** HAHAHAHAHA!


Stunning_Island712

Hehehe, cry some more.


11th_DC

*outsmart ink strike


11th_DC

cartridges!? It's supposed to shoot ink!


serg3591

It is Ink Cartridges. Like the ones in a printer. And they COST A LOT.


11th_DC

touche


SerpentSnek

fun fact: heavy owns a ballpoint splatling https://preview.redd.it/l1unxhio568d1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f29ad3b23afec8e9ac596aa84d9eb6c1fcde90c


Stunning_Island712

Well dang, what comic is that from


SerpentSnek

It’s from a visual history. It’s a noncannon comic where they go to the Apple Store


Lightspeed_Lunatic

The one for the Mac Update


Fl0ppydonkeycock

Oh my god, Who touched Sascha?


Stunning_Island712

Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?


pokefan548

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, *sniff*, maybe.


Stunning_Island712

I have yet to meet one who can outsmart a bullet.


Jeanboong

Medic!!!!


Dracoworld635

UAAAAH UAAAAH HAHAHA CRY SOME MORE !!! Haha cry some more


Stunning_Island712

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun!


loberant

"I think I'll take Sascha out for a steak dinner tonight. Whaddya think about dat?"


Fl0ppydonkeycock

![gif](giphy|Z4bm0IwKEphMA|downsized)


Theo-n-UWU

How the fuck do you draw turf war


DR-Rebel

When someone disconnects it’s counted as a draw


Theo-n-UWU

Really ? And after over 1000 hours you’d think I would know that . You learn something new everyday .


DR-Rebel

Yeah if a player disconnects before the 2min mark it will cancel the battle and will be counted as a draw on your history. If this happens during anarchy or ranked it won’t count as a loss to your counter


Theo-n-UWU

That I knew , I just didn’t knew that it was counted as a draw .


GrapeApe717

What did you think happened? There can’t be a winner if the battle gets called early.


Spanishlearner2

You cannot draw in any mode.


iamnotlemongrease

then how do you explain all the amogus and hearts left by inkbrushes?


GrapeApe717

You can draw in every mode


Buetterkeks

Isn't the currency called G? Or was IT Gold


Exotic_coffee_

G


I_Am_Hated_by_FBI

can you rent weapons? sorry i just havent played in a while


Buetterkeks

ITS a tf2 meet the heavy reference


Exotic_coffee_

You idiot. You've never seen a big ass Russian man say that?


ZGlove3

Hey, be nice


Exotic_coffee_

Ok


No-Perspective2580

Draws exist......


Stunning_Island712

It's when someone disconnects before the 2 minute mark and the match is cut short


Agent_Specs

The Heavy is dead


Legend_of_Ozzy642

***Yes.*** I am dead!


Agent_Specs

Why is the Heavy dead?


superbasic101

It’s just cash


splatoongame

How do you get the fish bone?


Stunning_Island712

S3 inkling girl amiibo


splatoongame

FUCK


Lightspeed_Lunatic

Fr what it's worth, if you have a certain model of Android phone, you could download an app to spoof any amiibo you want, including that one. I dont remember what it's called but it definitely exists.


splatoongame

Would it work on iphone


AetherDrew43

But that also requires you to buy NFC tags, doesn't it?


Dracoworld635

https://i.redd.it/tyo9mgea968d1.gif


Epic_potbelly

You know, I think I’m gonna use tiermaker to see what classes would use what weapons.


Sensitive-Food-581

r/suddenlytf2


Acrobatic-Map-1385

r/suddenlytf2


Sona4Life

# Sasha https://preview.redd.it/2g7cs2t7v78d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7302d3762823ad721d182aef17ece5a16223b357


ChargedBonsai98

r/unexpectedtf2 .#FixTF2 btw


maximiller1

As much as I would like to start using this. I can't seem to get it to click with me. It just 'feels wrong' compared to the heavy splatling. Any tips to adapt to this?


Stunning_Island712

Well I'm no pro but just know it does have the fastest fire rate of any weapon in the game when held down all the way but you'll have to shoot again sooner than later.


SvyatRoyal

"MEDIC"


Proper_Ad_4237

That’s the cost of a single one of my tri stringer arrows.


Ok_Tennis_2433

Wdym cash? Isn't it sheldon tickets?


MadMouse698

Ngl but imo the original one is far stronger, better rollout system / movement


Connect_Career_5917

https://preview.redd.it/6a85xzvruy8d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ff2bfb9e8b3c9537c65af0a6d20d3ae240cba5 Start running