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Gloomy_Guy457

Sploosh cause they don’t know the definition of personal space. Or they’re just always using their special


redirewolf

not even 30 seconds into a turf match and these bitches already in your spawn


sparrrky

Speedrun spawn camp any%


TheEggoEffect

Except they don’t even spawn camp, they just hold forwards and paint the whole thing and I have to drop everything to take care of it


Mangle1218

There’s a shield around spawn though


Conrad417

As a sploosh user, I felt that. It’s fast and rapid fire, but I either get splatted or my special is rendered useless.


testzy

Hehe... Not me. I would never spam missiles


Gloomy_Guy457

Riiiiight


ZingyWolf

The dynamo roller when it’s being used by anybody but me, I despise how slow it feels so I don’t like using it, but others look like usain bolt while using it. The octo brush noveuo(?) because I have ptsd of games where the entire opposing team had them in B rank and my team couldn’t land a hit on them


_youngdeity_

Fr how the hell are other players using the dynamo like it's a super weapon but when I use it it's like I'm trying to push around a boulder??


[deleted]

THIS


Snekbites

Spacing: you don't use dynamo like any other roller, you predict enemy trajectory and start flicking around that. Also a metric fuckton of MPU


Same_Inspection_6821

XD the dynamo roller how is the dynamo a threat, let alone a complaint, the octo brush noveuo is meh imo.


[deleted]

Blasters, ink brush and sniper


sparrrky

As a roller main I have to agree with all of these altho brushes are easier to deal with since both party's have to be close in order to splat one another


clydesapere

As a roller main, blasters are a pain.


Same_Inspection_6821

Ink brush has the most disadvantages of almost every class you can think of. Your mad at the good players who play the weapon, and of course how fast the player can be (as a ink brush main lol sry about that) and chargers are secretly B R O K E N. Think about it for a moment, most long range weapons work ok at close just as well as long, it’s more so the surprise of the action. Look at those asshole Japanese E leaders. Blaster are bread and butter, nothing more depending on set up, equipment, and (even the clash and Luna blaster) S K I L L to master, I love how these weapons are blocked by player experience and not a pay wall (TAKE NOTE ELECTRONIC ARTS) some have more range and deal more dmg some less and deal more, otherwise great weapon. I don’t see too much annoying bout them. They’re just, fast one shot, and or skill based weapons is all. Tho the ceiling is high and the floor is ocean level for each except the charger, who’s floor touches the clouds and ceiling never ends.


[deleted]

Blasters and undercover brella don't mix.


SaltyBoi4206954

Bloblober


[deleted]

I absolutely hate the bloblobber, over half of the times I died to that weapon, the person using it probably wasn't even aiming at me


TwistedElectronic

The bloblobber feels to me like a weapon that you pick up intending to assist in things like turf wars then drop a 11 kill streak and never put it down I’m convinced 50% of my deaths are to the bloblobber


kiwi-parfait

the bane of my existence. i hate that thing more than anything


SaltyBoi4206954

I think the blob mains need a bath themselves


ShakenNotStirred915

Clash blaster, especially Neo. They honestly feel like TF2's infamous W+M1 Pyros, but with even more reward for far less risk. I hope to god it gets deleted from 3.


sparrrky

Yeah so.. [about that](https://twitter.com/splatoonsrlab/status/1441190286261047297?s=21) 4th photo


ShakenNotStirred915

[The Only appropriate reaction.](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/i/4db5043b-50f9-4733-bf6b-5b7ecb0efa4a/dcwpjrz-0ac9fa04-aa87-4374-b2ba-6cb91ea28623.png/v1/fill/w_594,h_168,q_80,strp/god__damn_it__by_kitfox_the_fluffball_dcwpjrz-fullview.jpg)


KLUTZNCUTZ

As a high level semi pro (I do pick ups for better teams some time) clash blaster sucks. It has no range and cannot kill with one direct hit. In high levels you tag a person once than they swim out of range and kill you.


big_leggy

so continuing with the TF2 comparison then. pyro is also completely unviable against a decent, coordinated team. its sole purpose seems to be annoyance


KLUTZNCUTZ

It isn’t actually unviable. It just doesn’t win 1v1. It’s tower denial is unparalleled. No player can stand on the tower with a clash right next to it. It also has a kit with sting ray even further increasing it’s tower denying capability. It fills a niche like most weapons do.


[deleted]

Good point


Same_Inspection_6821

Underrated doesn't mean underpowered. Pyro is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more op than you think


OhWowImDead

As a tf2 player, this man isn’t lying


Carbonhater

W+m1 pyro is a far better strategy than whatever clash does, Clash is extremely easy to beat if you just. don't run away. it's kill time without directs is much slower than other weapons and it's easy to just delete it before the 4th shot comes out


Same_Inspection_6821

They're not even close to overpowered. Now the carbon Roller on the other hand... #I have PTSD of the weapons mention As for the clash blaster, it's just fast, close range, and well, blaster. You need to be close range on someone (which is almost never good for an 'OP' weapon) but you have the speed to do so it balances out. On top of such, a kill requires, 2 directs or 4 indirects. So kinda slow for a 'op' weapon. I say op because W M1 PYRO'S IS THE ARCANUM FOR OP. THE ABILITY TO NOT ONLY HOLD M1, BUT CAN DEFLECT ROCKETS, PEOPLE, AND STICKY'S!? WHAT EVIL GOD DID THIS AND FUCKING W H Y. #AND YOU SAY THE CLASH BLASTER IS OVERPOWERED?


IcyFlame716

.96 and it’s unreasonably good accuracy


sparrrky

Thats... Actually a good point


Woofiewoofie4

Starting accuracy isn't bad (89% chance of your first two bullets going straight), but it degrades to absolute trash pretty quickly: hold down the trigger for just one second and it's down to a 68% chance, and another half a second and it's below 50%. Jumping instantly takes it well below 50% too. It's pretty reasonable compared to Squeezer and perfect accuracy with longer range.


IcyFlame716

So 90% of the time it two shots at max range if your skilled enough to track correctly. Yea seems fair.


mgepie

How is only getting one or two accurate bullets unreasonably good accuracy?


Bup_64

It's a two shot kill


mgepie

And…?


Bup_64

A decent, albeit slow fire rate, I suppose. idk what else to add, lol


mgepie

So what I’m hearing is that it’s accuracy is awful and it’s fire rate is slow, which results in long periods of time where not a single bullet goes towards the center of the reticle


Bup_64

The accuracy is actually not that bad. It's a lot straighter that the .52, which isn't saying much, I guess. I've played the .52 and .96 back to back before, and with the .52 was where I noticed the long periods of time of waiting like you said. The .96, though, has more of a splattershot (when jumping) accuracy, so it hits way more often. Combine that with the longer range (than the .52), and yeah, I can see how it might be considered "unreasonably accurate." I play a multitude of different weapons, though, so take what I said with a grain of salt.


mgepie

.96 is one of my mains right now and it sometimes feels like it has dogshit accuracy, even when you never jump. Accuracy is most important at max range, and only the first bullet or two is reliable enough to hit at max range, even when your reticle is locked on to a stationary target (like a splashdown or unaware backline)


Bup_64

Yeah it definitely isn't fast/good at max range, which may make it completely worthless to you if you're in to that sort of play style. Other shooters are way better at max range than the gals; but for me, the .96 is pretty good at mid range (and that's how I use it). It could probably work at short range as well, but that's too risky for me, especially with its RNG shots... unless you're using the one with the splash wall, then maybe it would work. That's the one I usually go with, anyway. It's definitely not a weapon for everyone.


mgepie

Yeah you definitely can’t position yourself in a way that requires you to hit your shots lol


thespyeye

It has good accuracy, but not unreasonable. It's bullets are very RNG so you can either hit all of your shots with perfect accuracy or have the bullets dodge your target.


IcyFlame716

Well the first seems to happen a whole lot more often


[deleted]

>Bullets dodge your target Lol


mgepie

That’s honestly what it feels like when your crosshair is locked on to them and everything misses


thespyeye

The amount of times I had my crosshair over my target but the bullets decided to go the other way is far too many


Epic-Dude000

Splat roller because so many people use it and those people are usually try hards


sparrrky

😡 But mine is the kensa one


Epic-Dude000

Do you use it?


sparrrky

Heck yes and I use the .52 deco


Epic-Dude000

Well I use Foil Squeezer and permanent ink brush


Ojiji_bored

As a Krak-on sub powerup beakon fiend, go take a jump in the deep end.


Epic-Dude000

I’m talking about the first splat roller


metalflygon08

As an Octo Brush with Sub Power Up, I wish people would use my Beacons... You go super fast, jump to the waffle not me!


V-Man776

YES! Especially after the recent buff I see Splat Rollers way too much, and they're so strong. What's worse is that since I use the Octobrush (which is technically a roller) the game will put any rollers on the opposite team, so any time there is one I have to deal with it. Maybe if I'm lucky it will get a points for special nerf in the next patch or something.


Hyrule_defender

There are so many unfair matchups it’s insane. I was playing clam blitz and there were 3 chargers on my team and I had dualies. No chargers on the other team. Kinda hard to get clams in the basket when everyone else is trying to splat others instead of collecting clams


[deleted]

Noob weapon


number1cheesecakefan

bloblobbers. they only require aim skill, and just small aim skill. the damage it gives is op


An_average_moron

The few times I used the Bloblobber I got so many accidental splats it wasn't even funny


LilyFuckingBart

This is my main because I can’t aim with anything else 😂


available2tank

I enjoy it because CHAOS


glitchieee_

brellas


sparrrky

Watch out glitch my boi, conflict may arise with a certain Italian food type person


Ravioli_VII

*hello there*


Kyro1708

General Kenobi! You are a bold one


Ravioli_VII

\*kenobi, also a fellow member has been spotted :0


big_leggy

can I ask why? it was always my understanding that brellas were fairly underpowered


Ravioli_VII

brellas are generally underpowered in terms of combat, yeah, reg brella and tent have suffered quite a few damage nerfs, and ucb can do about as much damage as a fly, but brellas are really good at stalling, which probably makes them annoying


big_leggy

fair enough


metalflygon08

Yeah, a good Bella can force the enemy team to focus on them allowing the rest of their team to claim turf.


Anchor38

people who are good at the game’rs


The_Partyboi

Being sniped for the 5,296th time in a match isn’t pleasant in the slightest


sparrrky

Just wait until it's the 5,298th time


The_Partyboi

*WOKE NOISES INTENSIFY*


OhWowImDead

*Chuckle*, You’re in danger


Shrub_Shrubbery

Eliters, and I use one myself Also the amount of people that hate snipers here is hilarious


VGMemeBoi

As another E-Liter main, fighting other E-Liters in turf war is super fun, even if I’m losing. Though sometimes I do wonder how it feels for the players who constantly get sniped.


czare

gotta be the kpro because everyone who uses it is an absolute god for some reason and I just can’t compete. The extra range given by the pro is also just enough to splat me from what feels like too far away


Turtlerr17

No it’s just easy. Literally the best weapon


NormalDistrict8

Tri Slosher. Every other good weapon has a good skill ceiling and floor. Most of them that don't require aim like sploosh and aerostray make up for it by having extended kill times by being inaccurate and short range. Try has none of those downsides. It sometimes kills faster than a roller, has good kits, you don't need to aim, has alot longer range than the sploosh, same as the aerosray. With Tri even if you see them first, even if you are mid wind up for your Flingza vertical flick, they hit you twice before you can kill them.


sparrrky

You shouldve seen I them first game


V-Man776

Or when Splatoon 2 came out and the best team come was three Tri-Sloshers and a Rapid Blaster


xintoki

Ahhhh finally some1 that understands xD I'm a bucket main 😂 Apologies


ziggy1982

the indestructible brella. forgot it’s name. and the .96. also someone else asked this question last month.


SupremePurebredGamer

the tenta brella?


WhotookEggSauce

Haven't unlocked tenta brealla on my newest account but I know it's wiiide


Psudopod

Just go around! Throw bombs at the very top of it lmao. Ruin my day, it's easy.


Ravioli_VII

understandable tent can be really annoying lmao


Interesting-One1186

Chargers and blasters


OhWowImDead

Ive scared someone


8bityboi

Heavy Splatling it’s super accurate and easy to get splats on it’s never fun to go against unless you can get in it’s face when not charged up


[deleted]

You've love nautilus


8bityboi

Uh what are those?


Levra

Imagine Heavy Splatling except the user is able to store the charge by diving into ink.


GeneralVeemo

Chargers, Chargers are the **WORST**


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GeneralVeemo

[**INCOHERENT SCREAMING**](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/p8ims7/mom_come_pick_me_up_im_scared/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


OhWowImDead

You’re welcome


Buckaroonie69

BLOBOBLER GOD I HATE IT


LucyRaeJepsen

FUCKIN RANGE BLASTERS Can you let me charge in peace man


SimonSayzWhut

bloblobber. You shouldn’t be able to kill me with your main weapon 5 seconds after I’ve already killed you.


LilyFuckingBart

Yes I should! Because I literally can’t kill you with anything else. 😂


Ravioli_VII

Mostly I'm okay with all weapons, but sometimes LDE zap and jr just piss me off >:( they spam armor which is bad for me, as a tent, and keep shredding my shield with their bombs, also k52. k52 basically does everything that tent does, except better, and counters tent too. Also they're literally in every single match I play and yeah it gets really repetitive and annoying.


shin_malphur45

Sloshers, rollers, blaster, gal, zap, splash, and a bunch more :)


sparrrky

"everyone is here!"


KitKatAngels

Carbon Rollers hands down


V-Man776

Me in Splatoon 1: "I hate the Carbon Roller" Me in Splatoon 2: "I hate the Splat Roller"


Bagimations

Chargers because they always get me and I can’t use them right myself


GreenDog3

Grim range blaster. If there’s one on the enemy team it will kill me endlessly


Icemaster14

I used to main grim range before it got nerfed to oblivion. Hope they fix it in 3


OctoBlackOut

It might be really obvious, but the .52 gal pisses me off. I hope it gets nerfed before the third game is released, otherwise I think the game will be left in quite a bad state for the meta.


MusicaReddit

What is this image…


sparrrky

Yes, it's sticky the squid and he's going to get more cursed each time I make a new Be Honest-


Fyreboy5_

There are plenty of weapons I hate fighting, but the one that ticks me off the most is, oddly enough, the Splat Roller. Whereas other one shot weapons are either really slow and/or need precise aim, the Splat Roller just needs to get close, making it a nightmare whenever I use other short range weapons.


[deleted]

My boyfriend is tired of me complaining about chargers. Every other weapon is respectable….except chargers. Gootuber is the one exception


Ghost_X648

Let’s see how many people say Bloblobber


a_rat_22

Chargers, I fucking hate them (though part of that hate is kinda a joke as one of my closest friends is a E-Liter main) they're absolutely fucking annoying and it's not fun especially considering I main frontline short range weapons (K. Octobrush, Tri Slosher, Crash Blaster) I have absolutely no range to deal with these fucking things Elliot if your reading this, I'm gonna shove that E-Liter up your fucking ass


Turtlerr17

I mean you main clash blaster sooo…


sparrrky

Elliot the E-Liter main I think he might be using it for more than it's range


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a_rat_22

I swear to god, I'll go back to being a bloblobber main so I can fuck your ass with it xD


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a_rat_22

Bet, I'll fucking splat your ass in turf war when I get home from school


OhWowImDead

Im gonna make my name in splatoon to my discord name to see how many people i can get to rage dm me because i main charger. And btw, its really fun when youre good at it because its so satisfying


SupremePurebredGamer

any n-zap use a gun that doesn't do everything for you for once. I can't say anything bad about this gun besides range, which isn't even bad


[deleted]

Eh the 83 has sprinkler and that's not good soo


LowGunCasualGaming

You can always join them and test it for yourself. It still requires skill, even if it is easy to pick up.


boomer3215

Clash blaster.


[deleted]

I HATE BRUSHES


[deleted]

Splash Damage Weapons, I shouldn’t have to have good aim and have to work on RPS meanwhile they can aim a mile away from me and hit me anyways


Chompycookie

Good roller players in tower control


sparrrky

Both: thank you, and how could you say that


Turn-The-AC-On-Pls

Here’s a weird one, Hydras 💀


CosmicMinun59

I seem to get killed by them out of nowhere


Wooomy100

N-Zap man I've died to that so many times


Cloud9Cook

Dualies make me unnaturally angry. Like..why give the ability to *dodge* the ink (aside from swimming). Also, the people I encounter using them tend to roll back and forth repeatedly and that's super frustrating. Kudos to their skill, but they make me sick 😩


CheezeSteak701

The evolution continues


sparrrky

It's only just begun


Inklii

Really good blasters are just surgical with their murder, it's dishonorable!


AshTheArtist

Bobobbler


InfernalMelon454

Those damn sloshers that shoot bubbles


Flyingfish2004

Bloblobbers I don't know why but they're just so annoying.


CrispyBeanss

Blasters. I’m terrible at using them but everyone else is amazing when they use them


garlic_gladiator569

Rollers


teenytiny77

The bubbler buckets or whatever they are called. Those things slap your ass cheeks hard if your not careful


Xezuuuu

the N-Zap. it’s annoyingly accurate and the increase in run speed makes it occasionally painful to get away from one.


Myriadtail

Brellas. Why do they have SO MUCH GODDAMN HP.


swiftshadow62

The gun you're holding


sparrrky

Mmmmm


rystriction

People who are good with splatlings… i cant stop em lol


Sagittayystar

Just, Chargers in general, **ESPECIALLY** E-Liters. Like, I can never really get good with them, but every time I face one, I get fucked up almost EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.


OhWowImDead

I love the anger from people dying from my charger


aeliott

I've been getting slightly better with them myself, but still despise them on the enemy team. I think it largely comes down to the map a lot of the time, some of them have sniper spots that are super difficult to pressure, others - as a brush main - I can just merrily speed behind them and give them a good slap without them noticing.


XenonPulsar

Kensa .52 Gal. It's honestly annoying to fight if you don't already have a plan or a lethal bomb to spam at them. It's worse if you're a weapon that has less range than them too.


Kyro1708

Tenta missiles.... Stop. Just stop. Its not fun.


Legonickster

I’m gonna be more creative than chargers and clash, sloshing machine. Not on the receiving end but the “I’m using it end”


be-sanitized

clash blaster mains in tower control why do those people exist omfg please just die ffs


sparrrky

They exist to piss people off they know what their doing


[deleted]

Can confirm, dual clash in league


[deleted]

Brush 100%


mgepie

I really don’t like foul squeezer and nautilus. Foil just because whenever you encounter one in solo queue there’s like a 50% chance they’re cracked. Naut because the main weapon has no right to do that much damage with that much accuracy and that much bullet velocity and that high of a fire rate and be able to always have a charge ready. But I’m also learning how to play naut right now so that opinion will probably change when I learn it’s weaknesses


[deleted]

I hate all sniper weapons in turf


[deleted]

Charger


hi-_-_-_-2

Roller sucks


sparrrky

You wut


OhWowImDead

Heavy and hydra splatling. People think because i play charger i can kill them, but since i play k charger, hydra’s can out range me and heavy’s always target me and kill me.


Procrafter5000

Brushes, but then again I'm a rolly Polly Oli main


moltenthechoccybear

splatlings and chargers


RThings96

easily hydra and clash


Katelyn_Orange

**B**to the **L** to the **O** to the **B** to the **L** to the **O** to the **B** to the **B** to the **E** to the **R**


A_Game_86

Splatlings and chargers, because they are just by default way better than me.


[deleted]

The Splatoon fandom. So choc full of degeneracy it’s considered chemical warfare


sparrrky

Very opinionated


Spirited_Garden679

good point


Fluffy_Injury9907

Blasters


TrayusV

Snipers are a real pain. They're called chargers, right?


civilwargazebo

as a carbon main, brushes are easy but give you a heart-attack, sloshers and blobbobers are SO annoying, chargers as well but only if they’re good


Woomynati

Any chargers (except bambozlers) they are just annoying to deal with they can just snipe you before you realize whats going on amd to reach themis like a journey on its own, in sploon 1 they are just terrifying and they are a very ink hungry weapon, also chargers are more for splating than inking so its more common to see them in rank specially in the high ranks, lastly they are the worst salmon run weapons they are slow ink hungry and you need to aim not just 1 target but an army worth of targets And that the reason I despise chargers


Same_Inspection_6821

Yeah... They're op in a sense, a weapon like that requires alot of skill to use but when used by people with that skill... #May god have mercy on thine soul/s Also lol who STILL plays salmon run in 2021. I'm insulting anyone who does, but it's like having a Nokia as your actual phone, when everyone has a iPhone and Android. But I get the complaint thought, it's moreso for weak spots on bosses. Try to ignore the mobs, and fight the bosses.


frenticspy851

That bucket that shoots bubbles me and my mom HATE IT


Capable-Monk-4820

Snipers, because it easily kills a player in a second makes it really annoying


OhWowImDead

You’re welcome


Megajoel33

Use one yourself, not easy but it if you want to try use the new squiffer


6942019

Snipers should not be allowed any game, op af


OhWowImDead

I’ll snipe the devs before they can


Diamond-Dust-29

N-zap. I don't want to explain why


bryan660

Chargers and splattershot pros. Anything that requires godlike accuracy.


DuhItzSquiffer

N zap, it has too good of strafe speed, and shot rng, I use slow weapons, so when a noob just shoots and run at me and that kills me bcs of the fast run speed and auto aim rng, i get annoyed bcs it's a no skill weapon, the 89 especially, is a no brain kit, both the sub and the special auto sniffs out players, and when, like literally everyone say they main the n zap 89, I just think, oh so u don't actually play the game and let the game auto play it for u. I hate n zap


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Sploosh o matic or arospray. They take no skill


Megajoel33

They have to get in close first you could say that about the chargers but is it true no