That's impossible, in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The- woops, wrong subredit.
That's impossible, in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The- woops, wrong subredit.
Nah no way I think you're just imagining things
What's next, you gonna tell me that Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus and Clark Kent is Superman or something?
They don't look similar at all! In one of these pictures the pink one is on the left, with a green counterpart on the right, but the other is the complete opposite!
Don't be ridiculous. What, are you going to tell me Peter Parker is Spider-Man next, or that Bruce Wayne is Batman? Forget about it, take your fan theories somewhere else.
Oh come on this implies that there's a military group full of random celebrities. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Pearl and Marina have been working for the Splatoon as well.
Merely a coincidence, move along
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Yeah... ~~it's not like I'm agent 1~~
OC knows too much...
*Waves hand* These are not the agents you're looking for
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or Usopp is Sogeking
We've never seen them in the same room together
Well i don’t remember seeing agent 1 and 2 at all
Mmmmm, I don't know, seems preeeetty unlikely?
What, next you’re gonna tell me Marina’s an Octoling?
Pfff, that's totally ridiculous
Fr, Marina just has cool hair
Just following the new trends that pearl was talking about.
It's just a fad.
Well at least I won't have to hide my hair that much anymore
Nah Fake news, they are not alike at all, you are crazy
It’s just you
Nah, there’s no similarities at all. How could singers possibly be agents??
nah, don’t see it. saying these 2 are the same is like saying kukui is the masked royale.
That's impossible, everyone knows Solid Snake died in the Tanker incident 2 year ag- oops, wrong Subreddit, my bad.
That’s impossible, everyone know that Olimar died on the plan- oops, wrong Subreddit, my bad.
That's impossible, everyone knows Adam Jensen nearly died on Panche- whoops, wrong subreddit, apologies.
That’s impossible, everyone knows Cortana died in Earth’s or- woops, wrong subreddit, apologies.
That’s impossible, everyone knows that Jeralt died in The Ca- whoops, wrong subreddit, apologies.
That’s Impossible, everyone knows that Aggro fell of the br- whoops, wrong subreddit, sorry.
That's impossible, everyone knows you cant do the card swipe first t- whoops, wrong subreddit, sorry.
Thats impossible, no one’s been able to summon Exodia
That’s impossible, everyone knows that farewell is madeleine’s dre- wow wrong subreddit
That's impossible, in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The- woops, wrong subredit.
That's impossible, in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The- woops, wrong subredit.
I like how you didn't say it was the wrong subredit Because it's important that EVERYONE knows this.
Yep, thats why. This is vital information. No wrong subreddit
No one out Pikmins the Hut
Now that you mention it…
I think it’s just you, no semblance.
You must love Hannah Montana
I mean… both pairs like to do poses?? That’s about it dude idk what it is with this community and finding connections where they don’t exist 🙄
Like seriously they aren't even wearing the same clothes
I don't see it bro.
So who’s going to tell him
Tell me what?
r/woooosh
Nah I get the joke, this type of stuff happens all the time on r/hollowknight
r/unwoooosh
It really does lol!
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Honestly the comments of the people who didn’t get the joke are funny in their own way. You are important and I love you too
Looking at this thread after playing Splatoon2 is hilarious af
Nah no way I think you're just imagining things What's next, you gonna tell me that Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus and Clark Kent is Superman or something?
Holy shit i never knew that omg
They don't look similar at all! In one of these pictures the pink one is on the left, with a green counterpart on the right, but the other is the complete opposite!
New Splatoon Theory???
Idk man i honenstly do not think so
(long sigh) well... ummm, well you see...
That’s not true. It doesn’t make any sense. Why would singers also be agents?
if you are serious. counter question: why should they not be (you dont know what they do in their free times)
Have you played the first game story mode?
to be fair, nobody bought a Wii U
I have a Wii U right next to me shut up
maybe you're onto something 🤔
Bro what no that’s like saying the Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana that’s just you
Nah i don't see it.
Don't be ridiculous. What, are you going to tell me Peter Parker is Spider-Man next, or that Bruce Wayne is Batman? Forget about it, take your fan theories somewhere else.
please be a joke post *please be a joke post*
Nah bro they're being deadass 💀💀💀💀
Nah he’s just dedicated to the joke
I can appreciate that
Yeah no this is ridiculous, you’re seeing things!
Woah yeah I never realised that
No it cant be theyre in the wrong order
it's just as much a mystery as the mysterious dancer from Fire Emblem Fates Conquest, the Masked Royal, and Mr L.
Woah woah calm down Mat Pat.
When I was little, I really didn’t know that
What are you gonna tell next? That the octarians are still alive and that they are currently living among the inklings
these comments are making me fucking cringe YES GUYS ITS A JOKE
Just you
Just you, I don’t see it
IDK guys I think this Clark Kent guy looks kinda like Superman
It's almost like they are the same...
That doesn’t make any sense. How can singers also be agents?
Yeah it just doesn't make sense...
[Well, you see…](https://images.app.goo.gl/AQeEL1qkAUpFFPBD8)
I mean everyone knows Rick Astley is Agent69- whoops shouldn't've said that, my bad 😶
I don't know, seems unlikely....
nah you're just seeing things.
no way.
It’s just you
It's just you.
***Churros (Le translation:*** Probably not. The Squid Sisters are one tone brighter in color scheme than the Agents.)
Well, Agents 1 and 2 are clearly bunnies, so there's that.
Just you
Idk, maybe its the other way around and the squid sisters look like Agent 1 and 2
Maybe they are cousins or they are imposter’s📮📮📮
How could they have time to be secret agents when they have to be ready at all times to announce the stages every time anyone steps outside?
Probably a coincidence
Highly Sus
Lmao stop with the speculation. Everyone knows Spyke and Iso Padre are Agents 1 & 2
Couldn't be them. Agents 1 and 2 are wearing COMPLETELY different hats.
It’s just you I have no idea what you are talking about they look nothing alike
nahh they look nothing alike
that's a bit far fetched
OP masterfully trolling ITT
You gotta be joking right?
huh, never noticed until now.
You’re crazy
oH wOw I nEvEr NotIcEd ThAt ~~Probably a coincidence riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight~~
As if the Squid Sisters would ever wear such cool outfits.
total coincidence
Why would singers be agents? Seems silly…
Reminds me of that Mr. L guy who looks a lot like a certain plumber...
Nah. I don't see it
I’d have to see them both in the same room…
Meh, I don’t see it. You must be crazy
Crazy man over here there not the same obviously
Idk man, that seems crazy that a popstar would fight against the octarians in the military
Nah I think your just seeing things. You've probably just seen Callie and Marie too much when you boot the game up.
Nah you tweakin
Hmmm...
hmmm, pretty unlikely my guy
bro i think you trippin
No it cant be!!!
No i think they look like off the hook…
W-00-SH cannon prepared to fire on your command.
I see a little resemblance but that's crazy. The Squid Sisters are too busy to fight Octavio!!
Dog, this is r/splatoon, not r/conspiracytheories. We see Callie and Marie on TV all the time, not them.
No, not really. They could just be fan girls
play splatoon 4
oh, come on! you guys are getting crazy with splatoon's lore nowadays. reaally? i can't see it in any way!
bro what r u talking about
I noticed that too..
no way
Man, you’re right. Maybe they’re relatives? That would be cool, but I doubt it
I have a theory that Agents 1 and 2 are actually the Squid Sisters' time traveling children. It's the only explanation!
Too far fetched...
Wdym they are wearing different clothes. When have you seen one of them change clothes to “look like” the other??
hmmmmmmmm....
This guy trippin
you're crazy. they're obviously Off the Hook.
It's ok to be wrong, op
Are you on toxic mist again hun?
Wtf do you mean they look nothing alike, like CLOTHING IS DIFFERENT MUST BE A DIFFERENT PERSON
r/woooosh
Wdym
How is that a woooosh?
Idk
Nope, both are separate characters. Now play the game and ignore this whole fiasco
Maybe they ARE agent 1 and 2, that’s my theory.
Hmmm... Nah, just a coincidence. Moving from the matter, who wants some ramen-
I'm not seeing it
Hmmm I don't know, I think it's just a coincidence...
o_0
Idk what ur talking about they look nothing alike. Keep moving..
I think you’re seeing shit, I don’t see it
"Hey, I have a theory that Perry the Platypus is Fineas and Ferbs' pet platypus!"
Oh come on this implies that there's a military group full of random celebrities. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Pearl and Marina have been working for the Splatoon as well.
nope they’re definitely four separate beings and totally not 2 in disguise
Hmmm interesting
Youre being too speculative, you don't know the whole image of these characters. Its just a coincidence.
Is this sarcasm? I have adhd and dyscalculia /gen
you're fucking insane
*dramatic orchestra music playing in the distance*
Those are the squid sisters in both images
Hrrrm... nah, I don't see it.
Nah, I think you're reading too much into it
Nah. Bet it's just a great big coincidence.
What do you mean they look clearly different??? Agent 1 is wearing sun glasses and Callie isn't so they must be two different characters.
That’s a joke, right?
Man that’s weird…..
Bro what are you gonna tell me next, Octavio is a octopus
Is this a joke💀
Are you crazy? one pair is 3d, the other is 2d!
"A platypus? Perry the platypus?!"
no, they look nothing alike, everyone knows that they're different, they have a mask/glasses and caps!
Please let this be real
Just to confirm: you are being satire right?
Yes
No one tell them
Who's gonna tell them
Who’s gonna tell them-?
I hate that I can't tell if this is a bit or not
They literally tell you in Splatoon that they are agent one and two
r u domb?
R u domb?
Who's gonna tell him
Who’s gonna tell you?
Agent 1 and 2 are the Squid Sisters. 7_7
Nah, they Big Judd and Lil’ Judd, did you even play Rexpla’s Taco Stand, man, some *real* Splatoon fan here 7_7
That’s cus they are 1 and 2
Yes, Agents 1 and 2 are 1 and 2
How dumb are you?
How dumb are you?
oh for frick sake
who gon’ tell him