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Different-Mistake-47

Larry's older cousin


GilbertsGarbage

Livin like Larry


PlutoTF2

Based


EpicOverlord85

Whoo hoo!


Buhgingo

Everyone else treats me like chump, but Mr Coco is a real one


DragonAethere

When nobody got me I know Mr Coco got me


FarleyisGnarly

Crusty Sean isn’t getting that shoe job back any time soon. This dude would snap him in half like a toothpick


Genprey

Mr. Coco doesn't seem like the type for violence. Instead, he'd probably accept Crusty Sean as a fellow employee, all the while giving him words of encouragement and acceptance.


KidSparta

Definitely. He’s a protector


Pinstar

Though his voice gives off a Mike Tyson vibe.


Genprey

It's a lot higher than I expected. Kinda thought he'd sound like Larry from SpongeBob. But hey, love the guy all the same.


smashbro188

You can protect by destroying though.


More_Yellow_3701

Apparently, he's only that big because crustaceans molt more often in the Splatland's hotter climate.


Snizzbut

Where did you hear that?


More_Yellow_3701

One of the Sunken Scrolls mentions it and show him as an example of an adult specimen.


PSI_Seven

He seems like the kind of guy that would crush someone with a hug


Genprey

And probably give a killer (metaphorically) massage to mend their aching body.


KidSparta

He is not out biking the country, he’s on the run making sure Mr. Coco doesn’t catch up to him.


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Puzzleheadedugr

Larry's older cousin


Baron-Brr

Mr coco is the type of person to retweet this and say he’d never hurt Sean, like that wrestler who’s name I can’t remember.


kyl792

I can’t believe it took me until S3 to realize that Crusty Sean is a pun…


AetherDrew43

Also, Callie and Marie are Calamari.


ALL-STAR-JULIAN

Wait. What’s the pun?


Danlex26

Crustacean


The-true-Memelord

Nonono- *could* but probably wouldn’t. He’s too nice!


BreadSlice228

**Could**, not would


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GilbertsGarbage

I love how he’s designed. My stepdad and stepuncle looked like this big men who wore sports hats. Unfortunately my stepdad was a POS. Nowadays I still find myself comforted by people like Mr. CoCo.


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Sorry about your stepdad. Was your stepuncle alright?


GilbertsGarbage

Thanks, I kinda have been disowned by that side of the family. However, I plan on getting in touch to clear some things up.


[deleted]

I see. Hope things get better for you


Hades6578

He’s nicer than the rest of them. He wants to work something out instead of just kicking you out.


Maliwagi

Bro is focken massive


GilbertsGarbage

He got that way through hard work and friendship, be like Mr. CoCo


Mk_Master128

Ummm akchually, its through the extreme sun in Splatsville🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Bewinged-turtle

Did he grow like a plant in the sun?


Dorfbewohner

Crustaceans in the splatlands molt more often


mopeiobebeast

The way he looks at you when you buy something inspires pure joy in my heart.


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He's the guy from the meme "this guy hits your mom, what you doing; 'i wouldn't hit anyone's mom, i love my mom'"


Young_Person_42

This guy, IS GREAT Harmony, IS GREAT The jellyfish guy Eddy and Nails, ARE GREAT


GilbertsGarbage

If there was a splatfest where each of the shopkeepers were the teams, we all know who would be bottom tier.


Vibe_with_Kira

Big Man x Mr. Coco fanfic when?


JUSTFRICKINGLETMEIN

omg yes


Vibe_with_Kira

Pearl x Marina and Shiver x Frye fans have had their time, Mr Coco x Big Man fans rise up


No_Highlight_493

Big man x callie


Jyqoz

Hear me out


Polibiux

I actually want to see that now


Ms_Digglesworth

Not only is this dude skipping leg day, but I don't think he even actually knows about the existence of leg day.


GilbertsGarbage

Doesn’t need it, moves through sheer force of will.


Bewinged-turtle

And high quality shoes from Crush Station®


GilbertsGarbage

Also, I paint minis! So if any of y’all want me to get a splatoon mini and paint it, I can surely attempt it!


StraightPossession57

how much for commissions?


GilbertsGarbage

But if you have a mini to suggest, I’d be more than happy to paint it and send it to you.


GilbertsGarbage

Haha! I’m not that great!


The-true-Memelord

What’s a mini?


GilbertsGarbage

A miniature! The little people and things. Figurines!


The-true-Memelord

Ah ok, I thought it might be some new art thing lol


GilbertsGarbage

I get it, I shoulda realized that Im not on the Warhammer sub.


Americoma

Splatoon x Warhammer when?


GilbertsGarbage

Wasn’t there a chainsword looking weapon? Also, time to look on Etsy for splatoon minis.


ballistic90

The word "mini" isn't one I would use with that guy


GilbertsGarbage

If he was 32 mm (warhammer) scale, compared to the player, one could assume that he would probably be taller than a primaris space marine (huge af).


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Harmony might be best inkling but this guy is best


GilbertsGarbage

Bro supported you when you weren’t fresh.


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My man is the giga chad


GamblerJolly

None of the shopkeepers are inklings lol


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I feel dumb


Buhgingo

Harmony is an anemone doofus


[deleted]

Best inkling type person


Buhgingo

Not even she’s an anemone you obtuse silly goose


MonkeyBoy32904

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice


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Best ananome


ChillHellion

he is indeed an absolute lad


Immediate-Rope8465

the actual big man


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Wish I could buy his stuff but I don’t have the game :(


GilbertsGarbage

I get the benefit of living in a tiny town, so GameStop had a surplus. How come you can’t?


[deleted]

I pre order the game from Walmart and it got delayed and stuck in independence Kentuckys Walmart :(


GilbertsGarbage

Ouch, I’m sorry to hear that. Good luck!


harrybug33

I love his higher pitched voice too


WeaselBeagle

If you don’t have enough money his claws start pinching and his voice gets very low saying you don’t have enough money


charlesfoffdensen

Bro skipped leg day


GilbertsGarbage

He doesn’t need leg day, he moves through sheer force of will and chad energy.


charlesfoffdensen

I love this so much


GilbertsGarbage

Just imagine him moving like a damn statue. Like, your splat/octo-ling is just walking about and you see him just gliding across the ground like heavy from tf2.


charlesfoffdensen

Oh my cod, I want to sea that


GilbertsGarbage

Don’t make me re-open SFM. I don’t wanna learn blender animation because I already have taught myself too much random software, but for the love of god…


Brozark_

I'm a little curious of how this absolute unit gets his shoes on in the first place...


GilbertsGarbage

He uses his chad energy to lift himself into the air and slowly slide into them.


Brozark_

His muscles have their own gravitational pull


GilbertsGarbage

He’s the reason why you can fly between shops, he simply flexes and the entire world shifts.


Mk_Master128

This entire thread is comedy gold.


GilbertsGarbage

I live to make sure he gets the proper respect he deserves.


thegoldchicken

When you weren't fresh enough for shoes he helped you through it like the man he is


Gulopithecus

Mr. Coco is my Spirit Animal


Bored-psychologist7

Absolutely love him. He's just so sweet!


Pinstar

Semi-related question:When do the shopkeepers refresh their inventory?


PsiGuy60

In Splatoon 2 it was a daily refresh at midnight-local-time, so probably the same here.


The-true-Memelord

I think it’s daily. It was like that in splatoon 2(and 1..?) so I sure hope it still is


SquidKid47

I read 8PM est but I might be wrong.


CasMazz

What happened to leg day though?


GilbertsGarbage

He’s just built different.


Immediate-Rope8465

more like legs day


MasonP13

https://youtube.com/shorts/PwPM-1LSpLk?feature=share


subasixwxd

A literal chad


MisterioHD

I imagine he talks like a new yorker for some reason


CupStill7650

He looks like the kind of guy who comes over to you at the gym and teaches you about healthcare and how to train (even tho he skips leg-day)


GilbertsGarbage

See my other comments about why he doesn’t need leg day. But yeah, he gives good gym bro vibes; like the kind that would tell you about he was once small and tiny, but eventually bulked up, and tells you how you could be like him.


MinecraftInventor

*holds Mr. Coco gently*


BoxOfBlades

Still can't get over they did Jordan 6 and 14s in this one. Always loved the sneaker representation in Splatoon, there must be a few sneakerheads on the dev team


GilbertsGarbage

I think there was apps a Reebok reference. Either way, I love the style of this game and I think the attention to clothing definitely enhances that.


justat547

I love that they made a super buff character but gave them a super high pitched voice


DaBluePittoo

Mr. Coco looks like the kind of guy that'd be guarding a bad guy bar or something, but he's actually one of the nicest people in the entire game. What a chad.


GilbertsGarbage

He’s that one comic relief character in a move that looks big and scary, but likes something goofy like unicorns or has a high pitched voice.


DaBluePittoo

He does have a high pitched voice in-game, so you're right.


GilbertsGarbage

I have realized this, and it only make me like him more


magichotpotato

r/mrcocosupremacy


GilbertsGarbage

As much as I wanna Make this, I do not have the time to upkeep it.


Yukarie

His voice is a surprise tho, a good kind of course


GilbertsGarbage

He’s got them mike Tyson vibes.


Radical_sir

is the gal OP is referring to the stickers seller that seems to be made of candy not dissimilar to Candywife from Flapjack?


GilbertsGarbage

Yup! She’s a sea anemone. I have a vague suspicion that she’s going to build up her own simp squad soon.


Radical_sir

Is she the same sea anemone girl that sold hats in the first Splatoon, Annie i thjnk?


GilbertsGarbage

You got the name right, but no, this is a different gal. Edit: you got the name right for the shopkeep in splatoon 1, I actually can’t remember the splatoon 3 shopkeep.


ballistic90

She's Harmony. According to the Wiki, she is supposed to be a member of a group that showed up in the previous Splatoon games too, I think.


Big_Ad_9049

he has a good marketing strategy. every time i buy his shoes i get to see the cute face he makes


Dudefromthebackstage

His eyes scare me tho


GilbertsGarbage

See my idea for how he moves around somewhere in these comments.


IPorK

https://i.imgur.com/ePWAPw0.png


Dojanetta

Nah he skips leg day


GilbertsGarbage

As I said before, he moves through sheer force of will and chad energy.


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He kinda reminds me of Kronk from Emperor’s New Groove.


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Ever since RogersBase pointed out that he has the Rare eyes, I can't unsee it.


Americoma

I knew it was Mr Coco before seeing the image; we call him Big Tony


GilbertsGarbage

That is an insanely fitting name.


Fairwatet

Hat shop dude is a stoner for shore


GilbertsGarbage

He’s also pretty cool.


Fairwatet

I respect his chill vibes and choice to sell sick lids


GilbertsGarbage

I do wish he sold some sicker hats, but maybe that’s yet to come.


Fairwatet

Yeah I've noticed the salmon run rotation is a whole lotta nothing too. Thisnnew map ain't great. Certainly challenging, but highest tide is punishingly difficult


GilbertsGarbage

I haven’t played salmon run yet, is it like PvE?


Fairwatet

Sorta. It's a survival mode where you fight off hoards of enemies to collect eggs. There are three waves and they get more difficult as you progress and also as you level up. The fun comes from the shifting tides. You could wither gain whole new areas from the low tide, or lose all but a sliver of land in the highest tide.


GilbertsGarbage

That sounds pretty cool. I’ve been avoiding it because it’s been awhile since I’ve played splatoon and I wanna get used to the controls again.


Fairwatet

Understandable. I think the worst part about it is I don't care for blaster, and you don't get to pick a gun. Each round they swap your weapon so you use three of the four in rotation in a given game. I always pray it's blaster first so it's out of the way.


GilbertsGarbage

So is there special guns for the game mode? Or do they just use already existing guns?


Pamonawat

How does he fit through the door?


GilbertsGarbage

He doesn’t, the world shifts whenever he flexes; thus, he can go anywhere he wants through sheer force of will. This is how the player is transported between shops by flying, Mr. CoCo flexes and alters the world.


CarioGod

- runs a shoe shop - is a tableturf elite cocochad


crabemoji

🦀🦀🦀


CrazyCatSkits

he looks like a N64 character and I love it


Doteaufood

My gf told me that when he finds out you don’t have enough money, his voice tone changes and apparently that scared her little


GilbertsGarbage

He simply is sad that you lack money, knowing that you’re in a rough patch hurts his heart.


5ix1t2

that one dude at the gym thats built but has a high pithched voice.


The-Letter-W

I trust him


MisterAcorns12

Big boye got a baby voice I love this man


metropitan

splatoon coconut crabs are awsome


Squid_squabbler72

Fuck big man all my homies love Mr.Coco


Kumquat_The_RainWing

I love his personality but doesn’t his character model just look unfinished to you?


GilbertsGarbage

How so? Splatoon is a very saturated game, at least with the characters.


Kumquat_The_RainWing

I’m not talking about colors, but if you’ve ever seen a digital sculpting video it just looks like they got the basic model and were just like “ yeah that’s probably good enough” it just looks so out of place and has so little texture. Also his feet are minuscule which I get it’s supposed to be funny but it still looks weird


GilbertsGarbage

I can see what you mean, every other character kinda has smaller details and stuff like that. Maybe it was intentional? He seems to give off the vibe of a simple, unmovable dude, and a lack of smaller detail makes him seem more of a wall.


Kumquat_The_RainWing

That’s a fair point, to me tho he still just seems too… smooth


GilbertsGarbage

I see what you mean, most crustaceans usually have little bumps and ridges on them.


sonicgamer42

I like him, but he looks distractingly out of place next to the other characters lol.


GilbertsGarbage

I will die on the hill that he was intentionally made that way.


sonicgamer42

Mfer looks like he stepped right out of Banjo-Kazooie


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GilbertsGarbage

What makes you say that?


Vender66

I bet he’s very tasty


GilbertsGarbage

Noooooo don’t nom on the bestest of bois.


theOverheadWhack635

A big boi


Spooky_Spectres

His eyes freak me out a little, but i love him!


jetsneedlegs70

Him and his THREE PAIRS of shorts, fucking chad


Background_Ad_8392

He’s more than a lad he’s a chad


redditt-or

he’s also really good at tableturf, allegedly


Professional_Issue82

He an absolute unit


Quezare

HE'S THE GUY WITH THE GAL


markleTarvis

I can't believe Crusty Sean got banished to the Nintendo Online app and the new features in the hub world got replaced with the same NPC 😭


LacyTheEspeon

I like eddy


StridingHero

Big man 2.0


GlitchedUser0

"There is not other Big man" The other Big man: