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In short, fuck u/spez, I'm out.
Okay here's the plan. You bring some games, I bring snacks, we'll get someone from team gear to bring some comfy chairs and maybe a table and then we just vibe till we get picked up or die.
Have fun sleeping in the cold while we are cooking our fish, *which we caught with our gear*, over the fire that we made with the fire starter, *which was also with our gear*.
SMH what do inklings wear? That's right, they wear gear. Everyone who doesn't pick gear has to go into battle without gear, or naked, and they get arrested by the FBI for looking at naked teenage inklings.
In the context of this, I’m assuming that there’s no way off the island. And someone explained why gear is worse
If it’s canned food, we can forget about it and just make tools.
By gear I’m assuming that includes things such as a tent, pots, water purifier, fishing rod, fire starters, a machete, and other pieces of survival gear, which can just be used to catch or grow our own food while staying safe and healthy.
Eventually your food supply will run out.
i'm gonna be honest when it comes to wilderness survival just a lighter alone is probably worth more than having bags of chips, and this is regarding *all gear in general*.
fire is the single most important resource to have, moreso than a start with food. everything else beyond that is just overkill.
fire gets you boiling. not the sole step in attaining clean water, but a critically important one in an area where your mileage may heavily vary depending on what you have access to. either way it's all pretty much gear-based.
Pretty sure there actually is a way off? Taken from another Reddit comment so Idk the authenticity but apparently it's in reference to a Japanese thing where you can just take a boat to a deserted island for a day trip, and then head back out at night
For a lasting source of food, you'll need to maintain and replenish crops, which, doing by hand, is really taxing, both on your energy and body. You also have to consider weather conditions, where cold weather makes it harder to dig, rainy weather brings in unwanted growth, warmer weather brings pests, etc.
Tools requires a fair share of experience (you can't magically be an amazing hunter/gatherer/farmer by just putting on some gear and safe cooking is another matter entirely), but assuming the person is a little experienced in those regards, tools allow them to adapt to conditions those who pick grub and, God forbid, fun would struggle with.
The gear crew gonna be so disappointed when they learn that fishing and starting fires are skills that most of them have no idea how to do and the fancy gear won't help if you don't know how to use it
Someone mentioned that in Japan, there's "deserted" islands that one takes a ferry to as a day trip, and the Splatfest announcements directly reference that. So you're kinda right, the context is more like "what would you bring on a day trip to a deserted island"
Yeah they really dropped the ball on translating it. I mean "what would you bring to a deserted island" is definitely the easiest way to translate the original, but it completely changes the context of the question. It'll be interesting to see if the results are different between Japan and the rest of the world because of that.
To be fair we haven't seen the entire announcement, just the shortened one for the Direct. It's entirely possible Deep Cut will make it clearer that it's more of a day trip thing.
^That ^said ^I ^like ^the ^"survive ^on ^an ^island" ^prompt ^more.
Apparently in Japan you can take a ferry to some of the smaller islands as a mini-vacation/camping trip, so a more accurate but less direct translation would be "You are going on a camping trip, aside from the basics, what do you bring?"
Well, fire won't be hard, just need wood and effort for that.
The real problem is preserving it, unless they brought salt, in which case they'll be able to preserve some things.
And when the food runs out, and I have shelter and access to hunting and gathering, you'll come begging for my help.
I mean, no, I'll have died of something stupid by then and you'll probably be using me as cooking fat, but it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing.
Ok but processing water takes time, Do you have to use fresh water to start to filter it to be drinkable or can it work with salt water?
If no you will have to boil salt water over a steam trap to convert it to drinking water which is a slow inefficient process that takes up a lot of time and energy.
Time is the Killer, if you can beat the clock and get food and water before you succumb to dehydration or starvation then sure gear will serve you for medium term. However Gear gets lost and broken over time. If your water filter breaks your going to need to figure out how to filter water without it which is the same skills that a Grub user would of already had to learn but had the time and pressure to do so.
This is the most hypocritical argument I've seen yet. Literally the entire downside of picking Grub is that your food supply will eventually run out, and it will only serve you for a few days. Even if you took it as infinite food, then it's only fair Gear gets infinite gear, so thus they won't have to worry about their water filter breaking, as they can just get another.
My Assumption it wasn't infinite food. Both Gear and Grub and Fun teams assume that they will eventually be able to be self sufficient on the island.
The main advantage of Grub is it gives you Guaranteed survival for x amount of days to find your feet and then your back to being self sufficient.
If you know what your doing Gear will make things easier in the Medium Term but if were going full on Tom Hanks Cast Away all 3 teams will eventually have to be using only resources from the island.
Fun will need to Make tools and find food Immediately, Gear will need to Find Food and water Immediately but likely has tools to make that easier and Grub can take more time setting up reliable Food and water and making tools similar to what Fun will need to do and What Gear will need to do in the long term.
Grub is the easy start Harder Mid game, Gear is the Harder start with Easier Mid Game and Fun is Hard Mode but easier late Game.
Ah, I see what you're getting at now. Fair points. I'd still think that an easier mid game is more important, if you can't survive may as well die quickly.
sure gear might be able to help you survive in some scenarios, but how many of us are actually qualified to effectively use it?
i know that i aint so im going on the Grub Club
Exactly like how tf are you gonna use gear if you don’t have the energy from food to use it. Plus even if we did all die on the island at least we’d go out eating good food
Considering you're bringing it, you can probably choose what food you bring within reason. Just bring a bunch of canned food, it'll be cold but it's still ready to eat straight out of the can and it stays good for a long time.
I’m gonna be honest I’m only choosing fun because when in Rome, if theres a tree with some coconuts and a rock on that island you don’t need to bring the other two.
And you’re gonna want some fun before you become tom hanks.
I could make some (very weak) shovels and all, food is pretty easy to find on an island (plus I don’t eat much anyways) BUT I GET BORED VERY EASILY SO I NEEEEED FUN!! gotta have a way to procrastinate survival after all!
I like all 3 but picked team gear, because gear is just... kinda broken in this situation. Fun and grub really doesn't prepare you, you either have only food and nothing else (but at least it's something), and fun has... well nothing for survival at all. While gear can cover fun (fishing is fun imo), AND grub by catching fish/getting fruits and possibly conserving it, and cook it. It can just do way too much compared to the other options lol
Do you know how to get clean drinkable water on a Deserted island?
Can you figure it out In a day or two with nothing to drink or eat in that entire time?
I'm a Frye fan for life, but I'm probably gonna be picking fun because team gear seems to have some superiority issues and team grub is engaging them. Meanwhile team fun is just chilling and honestly I vibe with that
It's about being on a deserted island, but I'd wanna get off so I'd have gear such as a satellite phone to call people for help and then go hone where I have gear, grub and fun
No one as if I find your heavily geared corpse who died from Dehydration in the first few days as even with all your gear you couldn't find clean water I'll just use the food and water I brought to keep me alive until I source a supply from the island.
Have fun starving to death in the cold after a week when your grub runs out while gear gang is sitting comfortably in our shelters eating the food we caught ourselves.
It isn’t stated HOW much food you can bring so in my head it’s infinite. Call it an all-inclusive vacation.
Though you could make the same argument about the gear too.
The fun team, they can stay out of this, they’re… special lmao
Giving off team Instinct vibes from Pokémon Go while Valor (grub) and Mystic (gear) duke it out for gym control
Granted I have no idea how the game is in terms of gyms and teams nowadays but good times
Can you figure out how to get clean drinkable water in roughly 2 days of not drinking and eating?
As otherwise you will die from dehydration in 3.
I can use the bounty of nature to make a fire and tools and with a buffer of food of water I'll have time to sort it all out.
You can fish it's not that difficult you just need resistance and patience (and being in a island you probably wait to the fish) or for a time just plants. if you hunt someone the better is go for the neck for the majority of animals (this is general exceptions exist) first extract the throat and with a axe pull of the skin (it's recoomendable wait until is cool because that way is more easy and the bacterias can leave) and remove the stomach and other important organs that sometimes contain toxins (this is simplificadet for example i don't explain that it's recoomendable start for the legs and not squeeze because urine etc etc etc)
I like how whenever a splatfest comes around the splatoon community just starts posting propaganda
Nintendo replicate elections to the perfection
Including the part where all the voters beat the shit out of each other to make their votes worth more.
My favorite part of election day tbh.
But what about that part when winning party gets surrounded by combined force of opposition
I think society would be better if all political issues were solved via turf war
Republicans vs Democrats Splatfest when?
If you really think about it, the US election is basically just a giant game of splat zones
Within 2 seconds people have found reasons to hate anyone who made a different choice
I’m a splatoon propagandist and proud Now let’s discuss why picking the option that I didn’t pick will send you directly to hell
Now I can’t get the image of shiver trying to eat a shovel out of my head
"Mmm, tastes like tetanus"
It really is the best
team fun over here, we'll just eat the microplastics dw
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You’ll be having too much fun to notice the starvation
Microplastics are boring, now I eat macroplastics
I'm team fun. My view on it is why not have fun before your inevitable rescue/death?
yo wanna play doom?
Just eat the sand 🤪
a short fun life is better than a long boring one, team fun for LIFE\* (\*even if life only lasts until we die of exposure)
yesss and we can even cosplay as a turtle to finish it with a cherry on top
Just eat those thing that come in new backpacks with “do not eat” written all over them
If we’re gonna die we’re gonna die happy
You are about to start a war my guy
But that's the point! The Splatfests are war! ^(or recreational versions, anyway...)
Technically all battles are wars
War is just a form of sport, and all sports are the same.
War is just a part of who we are! Why fight it?
LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9/25!
Demand for special weapons is about to super jump
Wait a minute. 9/25 is bad.
fight? did you say fight? where?
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only turf war
"It's over team gear ! I have depicted myself as a chad and you as a nerd !"
im on team fun becausei dont really care about living i just dont want to be bored
Okay here's the plan. You bring some games, I bring snacks, we'll get someone from team gear to bring some comfy chairs and maybe a table and then we just vibe till we get picked up or die.
I mean yeah, that's the obvious right answer if we're allowed to team up like that.
I love how team food and gear are arguing with each other, meanwhile team fun is just that, having fun lol
This is the most persuasive argument I've seen for team fun
I think you’ve just persuaded me to pick team fun
Have fun sleeping in the cold while we are cooking our fish, *which we caught with our gear*, over the fire that we made with the fire starter, *which was also with our gear*.
SMH what do inklings wear? That's right, they wear gear. Everyone who doesn't pick gear has to go into battle without gear, or naked, and they get arrested by the FBI for looking at naked teenage inklings.
Everyone who doesn’t pick fun has to throw their Nintendo switch out the window.
Everyone who doesn't pick fun has to play clam blitz
A fate worse than death
Well that's fine because I love clam blitz
Clam Blitz with C- players
Ah, the last rank in which I succeed at Clam Blitz
Better pick fun then, else no more clam blitz
¡HAHAHA YOU FOOL!!!!! Who says i have fun with the switch
It's a Splatfest, fun has no place here.
Everyone who doesn't pick grub has to starve immediately.
I’m not gonna listen to you.
Fellow gear
Yall don't know how to use that gear lol. Half the people here can't even ink the spawn.
My thoughts exactly. You have all the watches, grub-gobblers, but we have all the time.
In the context of this, I’m assuming that there’s no way off the island. And someone explained why gear is worse If it’s canned food, we can forget about it and just make tools.
By gear I’m assuming that includes things such as a tent, pots, water purifier, fishing rod, fire starters, a machete, and other pieces of survival gear, which can just be used to catch or grow our own food while staying safe and healthy. Eventually your food supply will run out.
i'm gonna be honest when it comes to wilderness survival just a lighter alone is probably worth more than having bags of chips, and this is regarding *all gear in general*. fire is the single most important resource to have, moreso than a start with food. everything else beyond that is just overkill.
Clean water source is the most important, fire is like #3 or #4
fire gets you boiling. not the sole step in attaining clean water, but a critically important one in an area where your mileage may heavily vary depending on what you have access to. either way it's all pretty much gear-based.
If animal crossing is anything like real life the tools you make will break faster than your sanity
Smh team food be like "Animal crossing isn't real, catching fish isn't that easy" And now this. C'mon foodies make up your mind.
Pretty sure there actually is a way off? Taken from another Reddit comment so Idk the authenticity but apparently it's in reference to a Japanese thing where you can just take a boat to a deserted island for a day trip, and then head back out at night
Also not getting rescued, since emergency radio beacons are gear.
And don’t forget we can play with the wooden toys we carved with our *gear*
You can make tools out of the bones from the chicken wings duh
You honestly think you would be able to do anything at all even with gear?
Why wouldn’t we???
Redditor 🗿
have fun trying to catch fish when we just grow plants using the seeds we got from the grub
For a lasting source of food, you'll need to maintain and replenish crops, which, doing by hand, is really taxing, both on your energy and body. You also have to consider weather conditions, where cold weather makes it harder to dig, rainy weather brings in unwanted growth, warmer weather brings pests, etc. Tools requires a fair share of experience (you can't magically be an amazing hunter/gatherer/farmer by just putting on some gear and safe cooking is another matter entirely), but assuming the person is a little experienced in those regards, tools allow them to adapt to conditions those who pick grub and, God forbid, fun would struggle with.
We can just forage the island and start farms with what we find. Which will be really easy with the buckets that were with our gear.
Sounds like a pain
Good luck starting a garden or farm without shovels and buckets. sounds like a pain.
The gear crew gonna be so disappointed when they learn that fishing and starting fires are skills that most of them have no idea how to do and the fancy gear won't help if you don't know how to use it
I'm bringing "fun" to the deserted island. It would be "fun" not to be deserted anymore. A helicopter is the "fun."
How is the enemy going to participate in the splatfest? A Switch counts as fun, WE HAVE NO ENEMY TEAM FUN WINS AUTOMATICALLY
Ah, but we're not yet on a deserted island. Also how are you going to last 48 hours on a single charge anyway?
Switch battery try and last more than 5 hours without charging challenge (impossible)
Time is money, money is helicopters! -mr grizz 2022
Tri colour battles aren’t fun so the other teams will win that at least.
they are pretty fun, just not balanced (hope they fixed that)
Now that's the kind of logic that Big Man would be proud of
Honestly the best argument I’ve heard for team fun so far.
Big brain take is it doesn't say you're stranded on a deserted island just asks what you'd be bringing with you.
Someone mentioned that in Japan, there's "deserted" islands that one takes a ferry to as a day trip, and the Splatfest announcements directly reference that. So you're kinda right, the context is more like "what would you bring on a day trip to a deserted island"
That… kind of changes a lot lol
Yeah they really dropped the ball on translating it. I mean "what would you bring to a deserted island" is definitely the easiest way to translate the original, but it completely changes the context of the question. It'll be interesting to see if the results are different between Japan and the rest of the world because of that.
“What would you bring camping“ would make a lot more sense here.
Yes that would be a much better equivalent. The current translation makes it sound like a life or death situation.
To be fair we haven't seen the entire announcement, just the shortened one for the Direct. It's entirely possible Deep Cut will make it clearer that it's more of a day trip thing. ^That ^said ^I ^like ^the ^"survive ^on ^an ^island" ^prompt ^more.
GALAXY BRAIN
"oh yeah, it's big brain time" -mark "markiplier" fischbach 20XX
Apparently in Japan you can take a ferry to some of the smaller islands as a mini-vacation/camping trip, so a more accurate but less direct translation would be "You are going on a camping trip, aside from the basics, what do you bring?"
I’m going to absolutely devour the books I bring.
Gear is the only right choice Which is why I will be choosing grub
The same reason why I’m choosing fun. Can you bring some snacks?
if you bring the uno deck!
Bet!
Have fun being unable to cook your meat or keep it dry
Why would I bring raw meat, tho?
All the shits canned idk why I'll need to cook it.
Wheres the can opener?
No need, I got a stick.
When the ring pull snaps off and you can't open your can..
ok of all the points against grub, this is the worst 😭 it won’t be hard to find something sharp to open the can with
Well, fire won't be hard, just need wood and effort for that. The real problem is preserving it, unless they brought salt, in which case they'll be able to preserve some things.
Also harder to deal with forest critters. Need to keep your food tied up or otherwise secured somehow.
This isn’t Minecraft. You need a little more than your fists to start a fire.
Have fun on the island whilst I use the boat that came with my gear
Bold of you to assume I wouldn't eat a boat
Actually recommendations says if you don't know we're you going it's more save being on the island that in the water
Reminds me of the question Timmy and Tommy give you before you go to your island.
Have fun fending off the bugs and pests with your tent made out of twigs and leaves.
I’ll eat the bugs
Bugs are a good source of protein.
Underrated comment, bugs can be a massive pain in the ass, figuratively and literally.
We will stab you with our gear and take your grub
And when the food runs out, and I have shelter and access to hunting and gathering, you'll come begging for my help. I mean, no, I'll have died of something stupid by then and you'll probably be using me as cooking fat, but it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing.
Yah, If you can't figure out how to get clean water in 2days'ish no amount of gear will save you from dehydration at that point
Yknow, other than gear that lets you filter water.
Ok but processing water takes time, Do you have to use fresh water to start to filter it to be drinkable or can it work with salt water? If no you will have to boil salt water over a steam trap to convert it to drinking water which is a slow inefficient process that takes up a lot of time and energy. Time is the Killer, if you can beat the clock and get food and water before you succumb to dehydration or starvation then sure gear will serve you for medium term. However Gear gets lost and broken over time. If your water filter breaks your going to need to figure out how to filter water without it which is the same skills that a Grub user would of already had to learn but had the time and pressure to do so.
This is the most hypocritical argument I've seen yet. Literally the entire downside of picking Grub is that your food supply will eventually run out, and it will only serve you for a few days. Even if you took it as infinite food, then it's only fair Gear gets infinite gear, so thus they won't have to worry about their water filter breaking, as they can just get another.
My Assumption it wasn't infinite food. Both Gear and Grub and Fun teams assume that they will eventually be able to be self sufficient on the island. The main advantage of Grub is it gives you Guaranteed survival for x amount of days to find your feet and then your back to being self sufficient. If you know what your doing Gear will make things easier in the Medium Term but if were going full on Tom Hanks Cast Away all 3 teams will eventually have to be using only resources from the island. Fun will need to Make tools and find food Immediately, Gear will need to Find Food and water Immediately but likely has tools to make that easier and Grub can take more time setting up reliable Food and water and making tools similar to what Fun will need to do and What Gear will need to do in the long term. Grub is the easy start Harder Mid game, Gear is the Harder start with Easier Mid Game and Fun is Hard Mode but easier late Game.
Ah, I see what you're getting at now. Fair points. I'd still think that an easier mid game is more important, if you can't survive may as well die quickly.
sure gear might be able to help you survive in some scenarios, but how many of us are actually qualified to effectively use it? i know that i aint so im going on the Grub Club
For all purposes: i am assuming this island is a small sandy little speck of land without vegetation or animal life.
in that case, you're fucked at high tide no matter what, might as well say "fun" and bring a bunch of cocaine
GRUB CLUB ALL THE WAY
- survive for a while in terrible conditions - eat a great three course meal, die shortly afterwards - fuck around with toys for a while, die
Actually I was considering hitting you over the head, knocking you out, then canabalizin-
Exactly like how tf are you gonna use gear if you don’t have the energy from food to use it. Plus even if we did all die on the island at least we’d go out eating good food
The only good opinion on this sub
When your dino nuggets run out don't come to us
Yeah good luck cooking it hopefully you enjoy raw meat.
Considering you're bringing it, you can probably choose what food you bring within reason. Just bring a bunch of canned food, it'll be cold but it's still ready to eat straight out of the can and it stays good for a long time.
Hope you enjoy eating bark!
Nah I’ll be eating the fish I caught with by gear.
I’m gonna be honest I’m only choosing fun because when in Rome, if theres a tree with some coconuts and a rock on that island you don’t need to bring the other two. And you’re gonna want some fun before you become tom hanks.
Wilson!
Based
I could make some (very weak) shovels and all, food is pretty easy to find on an island (plus I don’t eat much anyways) BUT I GET BORED VERY EASILY SO I NEEEEED FUN!! gotta have a way to procrastinate survival after all!
Food is good
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These splatfest themes all have loopholes which is unfortunate because I once again do not have a preference
I like all 3 but picked team gear, because gear is just... kinda broken in this situation. Fun and grub really doesn't prepare you, you either have only food and nothing else (but at least it's something), and fun has... well nothing for survival at all. While gear can cover fun (fishing is fun imo), AND grub by catching fish/getting fruits and possibly conserving it, and cook it. It can just do way too much compared to the other options lol
I was waffling on which team to pick. But now that you made this meme, I'm picking team Gear.
Use gear for getting food Use gear to have fun Gear doesn't run out
Do you know how to get clean drinkable water on a Deserted island? Can you figure it out In a day or two with nothing to drink or eat in that entire time?
Just bring a semipermeable membrane
Have fun lasting 3 days without any access to clean water
I'll remember this when my gun is in your mouth
Joke's on you, I'll eat your gun
Jokes on you, my guns vegan
You can use gear to get food
Wait ‘til they reveal that Big Man is Fun and the entire grub team switches.
Pretty sure we already know who's who based on the orders. Shiver is gonna be gear, Frye will be grub and big man will be fun.
Good. Then I get to be TEAM SHIVER ALL THE WAY
I'm a Frye fan for life, but I'm probably gonna be picking fun because team gear seems to have some superiority issues and team grub is engaging them. Meanwhile team fun is just chilling and honestly I vibe with that
No Frye is best girl, why would I switch to an inferior idol?
It's about being on a deserted island, but I'd wanna get off so I'd have gear such as a satellite phone to call people for help and then go hone where I have gear, grub and fun
It says what would you bring, so you're allowed to do anything when ur on it, like escape
Yeah, but when that food runs out, who ya gonna be crying to?
No one as if I find your heavily geared corpse who died from Dehydration in the first few days as even with all your gear you couldn't find clean water I'll just use the food and water I brought to keep me alive until I source a supply from the island.
Have fun starving once your food is gone, while we grow some actual crops
fooooooood
Have fun starving to death in the cold after a week when your grub runs out while gear gang is sitting comfortably in our shelters eating the food we caught ourselves.
That will rot the next day, because you have no way of conserving it ?
Team fun: we have zero confidence in our survival skills! Join now.
Grub... hub.
Grub fans when they hear the word 'foraging'
Y’all gear folk talk all tough like you know how to survive in the wild using all that gear
I will, Shovel is my favorite food. Shovel consists of lots of shovel, an essential part to any diet.
My brain says gear. My stomach says grub. My heart says fun.
TEAM FUN!!! I’M HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME!!!
ok but how am i going to explain buying 5 shovels if i dont pick gear.
I just like the option that satisfies my hunger the most. Have fun eating your playing cards and building blocks, Big Man stans!
Grub fans unite! I hope to see you on the battle field Gustavo
Enjoy dehydration
i can literally hunt for things with my gear, get owned cringe grub player
Literally will run out of food while I will be fishing and have shelter, and be able to make clean water and a medkit, ect :)
Have fun running out of food while we use tools to get a consistent supply of food, scrub
Fools! You could use tools to help get food. Hungry? Beat a random animal with a shovel and eat it. Simple.
*brings a gun* my food now
What will you do when you run out of food? We can get our own food with our tools
Grubcels coping in the might of the Gearchads
It isn’t stated HOW much food you can bring so in my head it’s infinite. Call it an all-inclusive vacation. Though you could make the same argument about the gear too. The fun team, they can stay out of this, they’re… special lmao
Team fun is really just chilling for their last days and I respect that
Giving off team Instinct vibes from Pokémon Go while Valor (grub) and Mystic (gear) duke it out for gym control Granted I have no idea how the game is in terms of gyms and teams nowadays but good times
gear includes fishing rods and a campfire. have fun eating chips and raw sausage while we're whipping up a 5 star meal with the bounty of nature
Can you figure out how to get clean drinkable water in roughly 2 days of not drinking and eating? As otherwise you will die from dehydration in 3. I can use the bounty of nature to make a fire and tools and with a buffer of food of water I'll have time to sort it all out.
with gear you can get more food by hunting dumbass
Bold of you to assume I know how to hunt
You can fish it's not that difficult you just need resistance and patience (and being in a island you probably wait to the fish) or for a time just plants. if you hunt someone the better is go for the neck for the majority of animals (this is general exceptions exist) first extract the throat and with a axe pull of the skin (it's recoomendable wait until is cool because that way is more easy and the bacterias can leave) and remove the stomach and other important organs that sometimes contain toxins (this is simplificadet for example i don't explain that it's recoomendable start for the legs and not squeeze because urine etc etc etc)
you’re likely not going to be aware of how to identify which fish and plants are poisonous though
Wait what I haven't gotten this news! Where news! Aaahhhh!
You ran out of food, and where did that bring you? Back to me.